Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’ve only done cocaine maybe four or five times in my life’

Lindsay Lohan sat down with Piers Morgan for an extensive print interview in The Daily Mail. I don’t know when this interview was conducted, but I imagine it was at some point over the past week, a week in which Lindsay’s crack shenanigans were in full effect. The interview is pretty cracked-out too – you can read the full thing here, and here are some of the crack highlights:

LL on whether her life would have better without early stardom: “No, I believe things happen for a reason… No, I live without regrets. There are certain things I have done, mistakes that I made, that I would change, but I don’t regret them at all, because I’ve learnt from them.

When she first went to the therapy: “Around 13. I wanted to talk to someone. I didn’t want to burden Mum with everything.”

She had her first drink when she was 17: “I was 17. No [I didn’t like it], I got really sick and Mum made me sleep with vomit still on me so I’d understand how it felt. I didn’t drink again throughout high school. I was too scared!”

She claims she was a “clean-living teenager”: “Yes. My friends and I would actually pretend to be drunk. And it was more fun. I never rebelled against my parents – I worked hard, I was responsible and I didn’t go to high-school parties.”

When her life went off the rails: “I think when I made the move to LA in my late teens. I got arrested for my first DUI (Driving Under the Influence) when I was 20 and they found me with drugs (her Mercedes struck a kerb outside a club on May 26, 2007, and she was charged after police found cocaine in the car). And from then on the press were on me all the time. It was the first time I’d taken drugs; I was out in a club with people I shouldn’t have been with, and took cocaine, and got in the car. It was so stupid.”

How many times she’s done coke: “Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. But I’ve only done it maybe four or five times in my life. Yes, I don’t like it. It reminds me of my dad. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23, and I got caught twice… I felt a little too buzzed – it made me feel uncomfortable….It’s the truth. I’ve never taken heroin either, never injected myself with anything, never done LSD. Those things all scare me.”

Other drugs she’s “tried”: “Pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling. It’s something that a lot of people experience when they’re in college. I just should have known that being in the public eye, someone was bound to say something or try to make some money off it.”

That time Michael Lohan recorded Lindsay telling him that Dina hit her: “The one thing that upset me the most when it happened was when he recorded me telling him about an argument I had with Mum. Mum and I never argued – this was only the second time we’d ever had a real fight. And then he recorded me talking about it, and gave it to the media. And it created such an untrue, hurtful picture of my relationship with my mother. It broke my heart. Mum tried so hard to keep things civil with my dad, but nothing worked… He definitely needs to see a therapist. He went to rehab once but got kicked out. That’s one thing that’s never happened to me!”

LL on drinking: “Not really. I’ve never been a huge drinker. I’ve never woken up in the morning and had a drink.”

So why does she need rehab: “This is where it gets hard for me to explain. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with people taking time to just be by themselves. I think people want to see me do that. They will keep saying the same things about me if I don’t. I don’t think it will be a bad thing for me to be away with myself for three months… I don’t think I need to be on lockdown for three months. I don’t think that’s rehab… I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times. I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.”

Starting this current rehab stay: “I look at it as a good thing. I can come back afterwards and be fully focused on work. But I think there are other things I could do instead of going to a rehab centre that would benefit me more. The best thing they could do for me would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children.”

She denies being a crack thief: “When I was younger I was definitely going out too much and I was drinking too much. I was accused of everything, even stealing a necklace. I’d never steal a necklace. They didn’t show the real in-store video tape to anyone, because that shows the store attendant putting it on me and me taking out cash to pay for it, and she’s saying, ‘No, you can just bring it back tomorrow.’ So, there’s like a slew of things that have gone on like that which have been such a strain.”

How irresponsible she is: “I think my two DUIs were totally irresponsible – a stupid mistake… Everyone thinks I’m this crazy drug addict who shows up late to everything and behaves so badly. But I’m not. I’m bad with timing. I always panic when people rush me. I’m like, ‘I’ll be there half an hour early if you just give me my space and don’t call me every five seconds.’”

Her sexuality: “I like boys. [Is she bisexual?] Not really. I like being in a relationship with a guy. But there’s something just different about it with a woman. When I was with Samantha (Ronson), I didn’t want to leave, because I didn’t want to be alone. It was very toxic. And her family controlled anything she did… I still love her as a person…. I know I’m straight. I have made out with girls before, and I had a relationship with a girl. But I think I needed to experience that and I think I was looking for something different.”

She’s on prescription drugs: “I have severe ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). I can’t stand still. So I take Adderall (a prescription drug) for that, it calms me. I know people who take it to stay up, or girls who take it to supposedly stay slim because it kills your appetite. But I eat all the time. I just take it to stay calm. It works well for me. [I also take] Trazodone (a tranquilliser) if I’ve been travelling and can’t sleep from jet lag. But in small doses, I’m not a pill-popper.”

Can she give up drinking? “Yes, I’m fine with that. I don’t drink every day. Heath Ledger (who died from a prescription drugs overdose in 2008) told me to give it up for a year because he’d just done that, and so I did and it wasn’t a problem for me. I didn’t miss it, I felt good. That’s not to say that years from now I won’t have a glass of wine at a dinner, but I’d rather not drink and just focus on work.”

[From The Mail]

There’s a lot more in the interview, I was just trying to pull the best/worst/most crackie quotes. It’s pretty epic. Her denial, her crack-lies, her complete obliviousness. And this is what I always say about Lindsay – she thinks she’s so clever and that everyone is buying her crack lies. Like, she thinks this interview is a total success and that everyone will believe her when she says she’s only done coke four times (ha – she means she’s only been CAUGHT doing coke four or five times) and that she’s never been a crack-thief (HA) and that she and Samantha Ronson didn’t work out because Ronson’s family was too controlling (HAHAHA). Ugh. Dumb crackhead.

Photos courtesy of The Mail.

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  1. Leni says:

    hahhhahhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa

  2. judyjudy says:

    Oh. Uh, okay.

  3. brin says:

    Pure, undiluted Crackie.

  4. elceibeno08 says:

    The cocaine, booze, ecstasy, etc. cravings will start to kick in by week three or sooner. How is she going to cope with it? Is she allowed her Adderall prescription and cigarettes at Betty Ford? How can we be sure that no one will smuggle drugs to her in there?

    • Emma13 says:

      I doubt she’ll be allowed the adderall, unless they seriously monitor the doses, because you can still get high off of it if you take enough.

  5. Tessa says:

    If she lives in denial, she will never get well. She is so deep in denial, she has convinced herself that she’s not a cracked out mess, when, clearly…

  6. Hope says:

    Oh. My. Goodness. Her insanity really knows no bounds. At this point she should just own her past, own up to everything, and deal with it directly. Because if she keeps lying to herself and having enablers in her life she will never, ever get better. That said,

    can I get a “CRACKIE, PLEASE?!?!?”

  7. Petee says:

    This is classic.I think that interview was done last month.This is no damage control that’s for sure.The interview just show’s how messed up she really is.It’s not just drug’s and alcohol.I think she really has a personality disorder and some mental problem’s.

  8. lady mary. says:

    i believe she is be telling the truth this time ,she did cocaine 4- 5 times and it must have felt too Vanilla ,since then she has moved on to bigger and better stuff to addle her brain to the Max,and has nvr looked back,ok lilo for once i believe you

  9. Vale says:

    Aside from all the obvious things you can call her and say about her, the one that really sticks out to me here is that she is severely stunted. She has not grown into a woman at all, and faced what we’ve all had to face- responsibilities with things you don’t want to do, a real hard look at who you are in both the good but most importantly the bad, and working on seriously improving yourself. All she does is repeat the same bull over and over, for example always bringing it back to “the college years”. I personally didn’t do drugs or party in that way in college, but that’s my choice. The ones that did, however, came out of it with a degree of higher learning.. what has she done to justify having “her college years”?
    But back to my point, she just sounds really stunted. She really believes it when she says that she “only did cocaine four of five times”, the same way I believed that “I play the saxophone”, when I reality, I haven’t picked it up since I was 15. I recently understood that no, I don’t play any instrument, I did in the past. It’s a small example of realising who you really are, and she has never done that. I’m going on a tangent now, but this is what this interview makes me understand. All that she has left from “back in the day” is charisma, but even that is dwindling. She could have done so much with it, but instead she’s becoming really, really pathetic.

    • OhMyMy says:

      Agreed. She is functionally stunted.

      She has absolutely NO coping skills or decision making abilities whatsoever.

      But, people have been letting her get away with it and it’s been working for her (in a manner).

      ** shrugs **

    • Aussie girl says:

      She will never grow past 15 years old. The sad thing is her mother enables her

    • NerdMomma says:

      Yes, yes, and yes.

      As for stunted, I think she lies like a high schooler. Those are the kinds of lies kids in high school tell and expect others to believe.

      • Vale says:

        Exactly, it’s a high school lie. Which aren’t even said with malice most of the time, just a disconnect between reality and the fantasy of what you life is in your head. That’s why I gave the example of the saxophone- up until a short while ago, it was part of the narrative of my life, who I was and what I did. She hasn’t had that realization just yet, and probably never will.

    • Teeny says:

      I agree with this. Sadly, there are many people out there still trying to relive their glory days when they need to take a look at the present and enjoy it as best they can.

    • lucy2 says:

      I forget where, but I heard a theory that some people get stuck at the age they are when they became famous, and it makes a lot of sense.

      • ctkat1 says:

        George Clooney said that, and it’s true for the most part- the ones who manage to grow past it seem to be the ones with parents who really push them to have a normal life outside of fame- Natalie Portman graduating from college, Elle Fanning graduating from a regular high school, where she did extracurricular activities, etc.
        When the parents are trying to live through the kid’s fame, the kids are always messed up.

      • Mich says:

        It is also a theory in recovery circles. The thinking is that once an addict starts using they stop developing emotionally because instead of dealing with real world ups and downs in a healthy way, they instead turn to their substance of choice. It is a pretty stunting way of going through life.

    • gg says:

      It’s because her mother acts like a bratty 14-year-old. See interview on Dr. Phil.

  10. mom2two says:

    How do you know Lindsay is lying?

    Her mouth is moving.

  11. DanaG says:

    You would have to be on drugs to believe anything that she says. Sad thing is she seems to really believe it. Rehab won’t work because she doesn’t think she needs it. Wonder if she is taking her pills? So far no word from Betty ford does that mean she is in lockdown? Cant wait till she get’s her first day pass we all saw how well that worked out for everyone last time. Not that Lindsay “needs” to drink.

    • swack says:

      Lindsay is not allowed any day passes. She is in lockdown for 90 days and the judge specifically said that she was not to leave the premises for any reason what so ever. She leaves, she violates the agreement.

      • MrsBPitt says:

        and if she violates the agreement, she knows NOTHING will happen…no jail time..she has violated probation and terms of other, court ordered rehab stints and what were the consequences…NOTHING…its a disgrace!

  12. Carys says:

    I can believe Lindsay did coke four or five times during that interview.

  13. teehee says:

    Well that actually makesher look WORSE: if she behaves like this while SOBER— then golly it must be HER who is the problem! Either way, she is a complete asshat- drugs or no drugs, she needs help!!

  14. taxi says:

    Does BF even have a lockdown section?

    I think she’ll either get her chemicals of choice smuggled in by visitors or she’ll hop the fence & go out to get them.

    • Petee says:

      She is in detox.It’s called the bubble and your in there for as long as the medical staff think it is okay to be moved into a dorm with the other patient’s.She will be okay until she has visitor’s.Unfortunately people do smuggle drug’s in.They usually leave them in a bush or behind furniture.I think they are probably a little bit more aware of her friend’s and what she is doing because of her behavior last time.There is no lockdown.She can check herself out if she want’s but they will try really hard to make her stay.

  15. Jayna says:

    Okay. Fine, she says she’s not a drug addict. Take her out of rehab and throw her in jail then.

  16. Mich says:

    Dear Lindsay

    A lot of us out here in the real world also think sending you to rehab was a joke.

    Kindest regards
    People who think you should be in jail

  17. moon says:

    I don’t think her interview is as dishonest as it may seem.

  18. allons-y alonso says:

    AHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!! I fear they are rolling too far back into my head.

  19. Katie says:

    It’s always nice to start the week off laughing so hard tears start pouring out of your eyes.

  20. Ellie66 says:

    She is such a nice and cleaning living girl….said no one ever! Lol! She only did coke a few times durning the interview!

  21. Po says:

    What about meth?

  22. serena says:

    ‘ Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.” – THAT’S SO TRUE.

    Indeed it’s pointless, since she can do whatever she wants anyway LOL.

  23. Jules says:

    Why do her hands always look filthy and diseased?

  24. Jess says:

    She is SO mad at her dad BUT she has turned out exactly like him – a complete delusional a hole who would step over everyone for her next hit. Until the world stops coddling her and she takes accountability for her actions and stops blaming every mistake on her upbringing she is doomed. There are a ton of people who had shitty dads but they arent letting that dictate their lives. get over yourself – grow up and carry on. Your cracked out life is getting hard to hear about.

  25. Faye says:

    Even if it was true that she only did coke 4-5 times (as if), how hilarious is it that she thinks this is normal? Like, doesn’t everyone do coke now and then? Um . . .

    The part that really strikes me is her “oh, I’m 26, I’m just doing what all 26-year-olds do!” I wonder if she really is deluded enough to believe that all 26-year-olds spend their lives boozing, taking drugs, getting into accidents, fighting in clubs, stealing, etc. Does she really believe she doesn’t have a problem, that what she’s doing is normal on any level? If she wasn’t so obnoxious and potentially deadly to others, she would be pitiable.

    • lucy2 says:

      She’s been singing that tune for years, and every time she does, she’s further and further away from what most people her age do.

      • TheWendyNerd says:

        Art of the problem is that her mother keeps insisting on referring to her as a child. When you have someone around you all the time that keeps saying that, you believe it.

    • iheartjacksparrow says:

      Wasn’t she arrested twice for coke possession? So according to her, half the time she used coke she was caught by police? That doesn’t seem very believable.

      • lulu1 says:

        that’s exactly what she said – she did it either four or five times (she later said four) and she was caught twice. What are the chances…

      • jwoolman says:

        She also tested positive for cocaine while on probation for the DUIs/carjacking. That was soon after UCLA released her from inpatient to outpatient. That triggered the violation that sent her to Betty Ford the first time, for more than 3 months. My guess is that she thought she could beat the system by scheduling her cocaine around the tests, since it only takes about three days to clear.

    • littlestar says:

      It’s so freaking ridiculous that she thinks her behaviour is normal/healthy for a 26 year old! I stated below that she needs to stop with the “I’m like any college person experimenting” line. When I was 26, I had finally landed a good job and was working on my career. You hear that Lindsay? At 26 I was WORKING. The only 26 year olds I’ve met who follow Lindsay’s line of reasoning are drugged out messes who don’t have their lives together. Surprise surprise.

  26. elceibeno08 says:

    The one that I have a higher level of respect for is Shawn Holly. She took Lindsey Lohan back as a client despite the fact that Lindsey is a stiffing lying sack of crack. Shawn Holly has shown to us all, that “forgive and forget” is the Christian thing to do. This time around Holley is forcing Lindsey to pay her by making sure any income Lindsey got coming will go to her directly, so Lindsey cannot stiff her again. Well played Shawn Holly.

    • NerdMomma says:

      Eh, I don’t think it’s forgiving. I think she loves the publicity. Shawn taking her back caused me to lose the last shred of respect I had for her.

      • Cool Phosphorescent Shimmer says:

        AGREE! Shawn Holley, you are DEAD TO ME!

      • elceibeno08 says:

        Ladies, aren’t you being a tad harsh on Shawn Holly? It seems that Holly does feel sorry for the Cracken and she wanted to help her out. Why would Holly want this kind of publicity?

      • Cool Phosphorescent Shimmer says:

        A better question would be, why would Shawn Holley want this kind of HEADACHE? She knows Lindsay. She knows she is a huge problem…a major repeat offender and addict who is going to continue to be in trouble with the law because she has absolutely no respect for it. And why should she? Shawn Holley has taught her that the law is only a technicality, a minor speed bump on her way to her next speed bump.

        Why would any attorney faced with a client like this–and one who doesn’t pay on top of it–want to invite this kind of person back into her life?

        Kindness? Come on. Shawn Holley is a shark. She gets off on getting Lindsay off and holding press conferences. Every celebrity criminal in town wants Shawn Holley, because if she can work her magic on a complete fVck-up like Lindsay, she can help anyone.

        It’s not quite as sweet as “oh, she feels sorry for poor tragic Lindsay,” but it makes a lot more sense.

      • ya says:

        Shawn Holley is a criminal lawyer primarily right? I’m sure she sees way worse than Lindsay, and Lindsay’s behaviour is probably typical of a lot of her clients. Dealing with her is probably just another day at work.

    • Eleonor says:

      Unless Shawn is working pro bono, I seriously doubt she wants to help Lohan.

    • MrsB says:

      Forgiveness is one thing. Enabling is another entirely. Shawn Holley is enabling. If she really cared about her, she would’ve let her go straight to jail. Remember last time she was at BF, she snuck out to drink without any consequences. I’m sure it will be no different this time.

      • elceibeno08 says:

        I think all of you make valid points, but a defense attorney is supposed to do anything he/she can to help you, even if you are the Boston Marathon bomber! On the other hand, the prosecution attorney is the one who is supposed to make sure you pay for your crimes and so far they have failed miserably with Lindsey. Listen, all I know is that if I was in trouble with the law, I would want someone as sharp and capable as shawn Holly on my team.

      • ya says:

        Doing that would go against Shawn’s ethical obligations as a lawyer. It’s the judge’s job to sentence LL, not Shawn – her job is to defend LL and present her in the best light.

        And LL’s situation is nothing unusual for the justice system – judges, prosecutors and defense lawyers see individuals like LL all the time – individuals who are in and out of jail, in and out of rehab (if they can afford it), and who constantly breach probation. The justice system is full of addicts, and it’s often a revolving door for these people.

        It’s tough – there isn’t much anyone can do unless they can take the responsibility to help themselves. And incarceration isn’t necessarily the answer…. Plus it’s very expensive for the state to incarcerate people – it especially adds up if they’re going to incarcerate everyone who commits a non-violent offence. I’d bet the prosecution was very willing to agree to this ‘lockdown rehab’ – it pretty much fills all of the legal objectives of sentencing (one of which is rehabilitation), and the state doesn’t have to pay for it.

        The only unusual thing about LL is her wealth and notoriety, which allows her the option of this kind of sentence, because she can find the funds to pay for the rehab herself.

    • Georgina says:

      If I’m reading correctly, Shawn required Lindsay to sign documents saying that LL’s income would go to Shawn as payment for services rendered. Perhaps Shawn didn’t do this because she has a soft spot for Lindsay or because she likes publicity. What if Shawn saw this as a last ditch effort to get paid the 150k Lindsay owes her?

      • Troubadour says:

        This. It sounds like she got rights to any checks Lohan receives increasing the likelihood that she’ll get paid.

        This is a business arrangement for dealing with a client that stiffs you. Holley waited until Lohan was behind the 8-ball and got an agreement ensuring she’ll finally get her money. There’s no altruism here.

      • Byte Me says:

        Checks? Lindsay gets cash payments these days.

  27. Eleonor says:

    She meant 4 or 5 times per day.

  28. Dana says:

    She always talks about wanting to get her career back on track yet she f**ks up every opportunity to do so starting way back when she guest starred on “Ugly Betty”. You aren’t a star anymore, Linds. No one is just going to hand you a plum role, those are going to JLaw, KStew, Emma Watson.

    • Shelly says:

      Yeah, she talks the talk, but can’t handle actually doing the work. She just wants to show up to set when she feels like it, pretend she’s a movie star, act like a diva, do her job at the bare minimum, and then leave set and go party. And she wants the respect of someone that actually works hard. She really doesn’t get it at all. She thinks she still deserves respect and roles, even though she can’t act well anymore, can barely focus on her job, and acts like an asshole when she actually gets a role.

    • Nina W says:

      She has no career left. Liz and Dick was a travesty, her scenes were brief and unwatchable. She’s ruined her looks with unnecessary procedures and hard living. She’s probably uninsurable, her career is DOA.

  29. doofus says:

    “Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless.”

    I agree. GO TO JAIL. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL.

    There are just so many things wrong with this interview. and when I say “wrong”, I mean “outright lies”.

    I’ve seen more pictures of her doing coke than times she says she’s done it.

  30. arock says:

    o.m.g. bitch please. she probably has a secret pocket for 8-ball packets sewn into those tragic weaves.
    if shes not an addict and doesnt need rehab by her own admission, then send her to jail.

  31. Samihami says:

    Of course it would be so much better she were sent away somewhere to work with children. Can’t imagine why the judge didn’t consider that possibility.

    • Cool Phosphorescent Shimmer says:

      I know, right?! I think the judge should have had more concern for what she would find personally satisfying. Isn’t that what judges are? Like camp counselors with robes?

  32. Dedrie says:

    … how about the times she used to mix her snorting lines drugs with strawberry quick…?

  33. fluffyrabbit says:

    Typical addict/junkie responses here. Nothing unusual.

    • ya says:

      Ya exactly… LL is so vilified by people, but her situation, and her behaviour, are typical of so many addicts.

  34. Quinn says:

    Uh huh. And she forgot to remind us, she’s a VIRGIN, too. 🙂

    This woman has arrested development…her emotional maturation stopped around the age she started using drugs and alcohol, which was probably around the age of 13 or 14. It’s typical for addicts. She also has a healthy dose of narcissism and stupidity- the combo is NO BUENO.

  35. HH says:

    Absolutely nothing bothers me more about crackie Lindsay and her stupid mother than using the “college partying” excuse. As a college student that didn’t party that much, I will say that not everyone “rages” in college. Also, unlike Lindsay, if a kid parties too much sh*t gets real. You can flunk out (and perhaps have student loans with no degree); if you actually get a criminal record your job prospects diminish; and, weeks of rehab would mean having to repeat a semester. Students absolutely party in college including underage drinking, however, anyone that takes it to the extreme has actual consequences to their actions. Lindsay isn’t just partying. She’s going on benders.

    • Emily says:

      This.

      Everyone I knew who “partied” a lot in college ended up in some extremely nasty situations. I knew a few kids who just couldn’t stop drinking until they passed out every single time, too. There was an ambulance at my small private college every weekend for someone who drank too much. It’s not harmless fun, and anyone who drank a ton in college and didn’t have some terrible consequences from it got lucky.

    • MonicaQ says:

      Exactly. I partied a bit in college but I never have done drugs personally in my life and never drank enough that I couldn’t crawl to class. She has zero excuse. And was she even in school anyway?

      • Lemony says:

        No, she didn’t. She didn’t go to high school (homeschooled as she as acting then)and she never ever went to college. Just more of her lame excuses.
        I sure as hell didn’t do crack in college! What a sh*tload of denial!

    • littlestar says:

      Yep, couldn’t agree with you more!

    • Mich says:

      I totally raged in college but also worked full time and graduated with a 3.2 GPA (on reflection, I wish I hadn’t partied so hard because it definitely impacted my grades). That said, Lindsay has no idea what college actually entails so her statements are meaningless.

  36. Cool Phosphorescent Shimmer says:

    Same old buzzwords in this interview. “That makes me UNCOMFORTABLE.” “Those drugs SCARE ME.” She uses the rhetoric of a child who is constantly frightened and victimized. Remember that other interview–maybe Matt Lauer?–where she said what a “scary place” jail was? And how she is a “homebody” now, but she had gone out a few months before and “felt so uncomfortable.”

    And then there’s the constant “I don’t regret anything. I have learned from my mistakes.” REALLY?

    I love the part of the interview where she says “if you saw the REAL video from the jewelry store, you’d see the clerk put the necklace on me, I pulled money out to pay, but she told me no, just bring it back tomorrow.” Because the jewelry store cameras are out to get her.

    • Nina W says:

      Lying is all she knows how to do.

    • jwoolman says:

      Wasn’t that ridiculous? As if a jewelry store clerk is going to refuse to take your money…. I did see the video, and Lindsay and her bud/dealer Patrick were dancing around in different directions, having the clerk pull out a lot of stuff, she kept touching the necklace (on her neck for about 45 minutes), then she twirled it around so only the clasp was visible, put her own two necklaces over it, and they danced out of the store. She did the same twirl thing a week later when caught by a photog.

      The jeweler was very clear that they had to have signatures, proof of insurance, and a credit card before they ever loaned out jewelry to anybody. Lindsay is such a liar. I don’t why people bother interviewing her.

  37. Lilyvanilli says:

    Does she have to keep trying to convince us she was sooo close to poor Heath Ledger.

    • Faye says:

      LOL! She left out the part where his family had to threaten a restraining order to keep her away from his funeral.

    • deehunny says:

      That’s actually the part where I said “hah this is outrageous” out loud. Just icing on the cake.

      Awesome handle btw

  38. Dawn says:

    Oh sure Lins! That’s like saying Kimmode Kraptrashian has only tweeted one picture of herself! You have to be truthful or there is no hope for you. Seriously.

  39. Faye says:

    Also, as a side note, Piers Morgan is a loathesome twit. “The most tenacious interviewer in America” — really? Thank goodness we benighted Americans had you to come over and show us how a real interview is done. Yes, this kiss-assy, soft-lit interview of Lindsay is truly a classic example of tenacious, hard-hitting journalism.

    • Londerland says:

      Piers Morgan is a thoroughly loathsome individual and it astonishes me that he seems to have reinvented himself as some sort of sycophantic father-confessor for tainted celebrities (the same celebrities he used to pursue and humiliate and libel in his crappy newspapers).

      As a Brit, I apologise for inflicting this hideously crapulent excuse for a human being on America. But please don’t send him back to us.

      • Faye says:

        LOL at your post. Well stated.

        I can’t in all good conscious ship him back, since my husband’s family lives in England and I do love them. Oh well. To quote my husband, “Of all the British journos to come here, it had to be him. Why couldn’t Jeremy Paxman have immigrated instead?”

    • ShaCur says:

      This!! He played into her hands like a puppet. And enough about her father, really…ok, he’s a scumbag, but so is the mother, and as long as they keep harping on it in interviews it reinforces her as a perpetual victim. There is so much irrefutable evidence out there about what a liar she is (why can’t you complete community service? Why are you always getting into car accidents, can’t pay your bills, partying while on house arrest, setting off your SCRAM bracelet, partying when a judge says “stay home!!”, painting “FU” on your fingernail for court, etc…etc…). I cannot believe this is anything other than piers’ attempt to snuggle up to her…*shudder**

  40. JL says:

    Yes and Lindsey has an Oscar, self-help book, plastic surgery pakage and bridge she’d like to sell us too.

  41. Emily says:

    It’s entirely possible she’s done coke “only” four or five times, unless I’ve forgotten about her being caught with it. All of her behavior could actually be explained by alcohol — though I don’t think that’s all she does. There are a lot of drugs in the world. The fixation on not being a coke addict seems typical of someone addicted to other substances, though. Addicts love to deflect.

    • Emma13 says:

      Thank you! They will fixate on one part of the story ( at least in my experience). It’s like you have to list every single type and then you MIGHT get a confession. She needs everything taken away from her to hit her rock bottom. She needs to see it before she’ll ever try to get help. You really can’t help someone unless they see the need and want it for themselves. I would love to afford to lock my drug addict up at Betty Ford, but he would need to want to change first, otherwise it is just a waste of money.

    • Nina W says:

      I love how she denied having an alcohol problem, bitch please!

  42. choppersann 13 says:

    I wonder if she had substituted cocaine with meth…popular club drug, causes the type of premature aging she’s had, psychosis and delusional thinking, and I believe also looks a lot like coke so people around who witness her use might not recognize the difference…

  43. Kiddo says:

    She only tried it 4-5 times, and the trying lasted a few years. No lie there. lol

    Isn’t her primary problem drinking anyway?
    Don’t some people do coke so that they can drink more and for a longer period of time?

  44. Dani says:

    She’s so full of it – she went to high school a town over from me and was in my sisters grade. EVERYONE knew she was a big drinker/partier.

  45. Tasha says:

    First off hahhhahhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaa

    Secondly dose the second picture look photoshop to anyone eles? Like they photoshop Lindsay head on to someone eles body.

  46. Blondie says:

    The only way I’d believe her is if she did this interview hooked up to a lie detector.

  47. Zorbitor says:

    😈The Passion of the Lohan😇
    http://youtu.be/SaOpy5DELUM

  48. Tif says:

    “The best thing they could do for me would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children.”

    What? You don’t get court ordered to do that, you do it on your own free will, you cracked out moron.

  49. nikzilla says:

    Why is she saying “Mum”? Is she British all of a sudden?

    • Londerland says:

      Just a stupid habit of some British journalists, to Anglicise the language used by interviewees – I guess they think their readership is too dumb to know what a Mom is.

  50. Sandra says:

    Well, of course girlfriend believes her own lies – she’s been living with them now for such a long time, they’ve become the truth. The alternative is just too much for her whatever-addled brain to handle. “Wait, you’re saying for the past six years I’ve had no career, no good friends, no decent family and no stable relationships, PLUS I’ve been to rehab more times than anyone can count, I spend more time in court than a lawyer AND I owe the world every cent I’ll (never) make?” My brain would explode, too.

    I ain’t saying it’s an excuse. It’s a reason, sure (just not a very good one,) but a reason. The lie-heavy alternative just has to be better, regardless of whether everyone’s on to her game (they are.)

  51. gem says:

    I was reading somewhere that one of the girls from the show buckwild who was arrested for drugs and i think probation violation, is currently in jail and part of her deal is that she can leave jail in order to get into an impatient rehab facility to get help but as soon as her treatment is finished she is required to get her butt back into jail and finish serving jail sentence. Why in the world is something like that used more in cases like lohan? Honestly i believe that if lohan actually took it seriously it would help her but to “sentence” her to rehab defeats the whole purpose. She wasnt asking the court for help with her various addictions, she committed a CRIME (s) and should have to deal with the consequences.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Exactly. Although, people always seem to say that a big part of the reason why Lohan isn’t thrown in the slammer is that CA jails are already overcrowded. I’m not sure where the Buckwild chick committed her crimes but maybe they just have more room over there. OR maybe it’s just another nauseating example of the law catering to celebs.
      Either way, your point is spot-on.

  52. LeeLoo says:

    While I disagree with Shawn’s decision to take The Cracken back on, I get it. Shawn’s a defense attorney and a damn good one. For whatever reason, she seems to genuinely care about this dumb guttersnipe.

    I read a comment on Radar that really seemed to make a ton of sense. Someone said that Lilo’s problem is not addiction. They said her drug abuse is only a symptom of the bigger problem. The problem is that she’s a narcissist. It makes sense, my lazy armchair diagnosis has always been that our little Cracken cannot get clean because they are only looking at the addiction and not the underlying psychological conditions she has. This interview proves to me that narcissism is a strong possibility.

    On another note, is it just me or did anyone else get Courtney Love vibes reading this interview? Is it possible we’ve spent all this time comparing Crackie to someone like Robert Downey Jr when in reality she is more comparable to C-Love?

    • Nina W says:

      Shawn wants her money, 150k reportedly and I agree LiLo is a narcissist but she also has raging drug and alcohol problems.

    • jwoolman says:

      I think the UCLA evaluation (back when it was ordered by the judge she flashed FU on her fingernail to) was that she wasn’t addicted. They probably thought that because they didn’t see withdrawal symptoms. But she had been in a halfway house for a few days and in jail for almost two weeks before UCLA, so she might have already gone through it. Or she might be a binger. She certainly couldn’t keep away from cocaine even when randomly tested every week, since she tested dirty soon after they let her go.

      Later judges said specifically that they didn’t think addiction was her problem but always sentenced her to mandatory counseling. I imagine that was based on the UCLA evaluation. But she certainly can’t seem to face life without drugs and booze, whether or not she has the classic physical addiction. The result is the same.

  53. littlestar says:

    I can’t believe she’s still pulling the “it’s what people do during their college years”. You’re almost 27 Lindsay, it’s time to stop with that already. And no, not everyone parties hard and does drugs when they are in university – I didn’t! Most people are in college to LEARN, not experiment. And NEWSFLASH Lindsay – you never even went to college! So I’m not sure how “college experimentation” even applies to you.

    This twat, she just can’t take any responsibility for herself, can she.

  54. Holden says:

    She meant four or five times a day, you guys.

  55. erika says:

    LL on drinking: “Not really. I’ve never been a huge drinker. I’ve never woken up in the morning and had a drink.”

    yeah, that’s the ONE sign of an alcoholic LL, what about staying up all night and crashing out on the dirty floor of a Brazilian discoteqque sobbing w/ your skirt up to your tits and a vodka drink not far away…ehh?

    is spreading eagle, drop down drunk in a brazil club a SIGN of an ALCOHOLIC?

    “Don’t rush me and call every five seconds.” ohhh okay, so when you’re absent from a set call for like TWO days late, ok….

  56. Miller says:

    The biggest lie in the article is that piers Morgan is the “most tenacious interviewer” or whatever. I mean really? Of course they probably couldn’t get anyone to interview her but for me the article lost total credibility when they said that.

  57. pantalones en fuego says:

    ***Dr. Drew Alert*** (because I’m seriously about to sound like him)

    The Cracken is a textbook addict complete with denials and stunted emotional growth. She always has been surrounded by enablers and hangers on who justify her addictions and until that changes, she will never change. I used to feel sorry for her but she’s knocking on the door of 30, bitch needs to get her ish together because this honestly isn’t even funny or entertaining anymore.

  58. skuddles says:

    Liar liar crotch on fire!!

  59. some bitch says:

    She’s only used coke three or four times?

    More like only used three or four grams of coke each day…

  60. Kim says:

    She meant 4 or 5 times in a night. LOL!

  61. Len Edwards says:

    A months-long bender does not constitute a “time”.

  62. WendyNerd says:

    This is good, but the best delusional interview she ever gave was the “sicko fans” one she gave to E! Yeas ago. I can’t link it right now, but google “Lindsay Lohan sicko fans eonline” and you’ll find it.

    The bit about sending her overseas to work with children slays me, though. Right, because that’s totally how the law works and what the justice system is supposed to do: pay for her to go overseas so she can have some warm fuzzy photo ops. Because it’s all about improving the lives of law breakers and making sure they feel fulfilled and entertained. Not, you know, actually punishing criminals.

    I do believe she has almost no regrets though. In we mind, the only reason anything has gone wrong in her lid rid because of the jealous sicko press, public and police conspiring to keep her down and it’s all their fault because we can’t stand that she’s so beautiful, brilliant, wonderful, talented and glamorous. Everyone is just SOOO jealous that we’re trying to keep her from the success that is her due. And that’s her real problem.

    • NerdMomma says:

      I wonder if Lohan knows that she could volunteer to help kids right here in the U.S. at any time, without a court order.

      I hope not. Nobody tell her!

      • WendyNerd says:

        Ew, American kids? They’re just as gross as other children and don’t get you nearly as much publicity. PUH-LEASE!

  63. KellyinSeattle says:

    “Only” four or five times, like it’s something to be proud of? She needs to go to jail. Pronto.

  64. TheyPromisedMeBeer says:

    Lilo, if the best thing for you is to be “overseas, helping children”, then you had plenty of time before going into rehab to convince a sugar daddy to fund your flight to the third world country of your choosing so you could get right on that.

    Oh wait, Coachella *is* a third world country? Damn, I fail geography forever. Never mind!

    (Incidentally, if you’re not using any of those sugar daddies atm due to being in Betty Ford, can I borrow one? My rent is due).

  65. Flounder says:

    I really want to believe her. I think she came across well in the interview. I just think that she has been so unreliable with her comments and behaviour that it really doesn’t matter what she says anymore.

    I think she comes from a disfnctionsl family, and I hope that she can rise above that at some point.

    • Stefanie says:

      She’s 27. At some point the daddy issues excuse becomes null and void. You can only blame the parents for so long. But at this point, it’s Lohan herself who deserves the blame. She’s an adult. Her parents stupidity should have no bearing on her own.

  66. Izzy says:

    This is completely true, of course. Since she apparently counts each day as a lifetime.

  67. magpie says:

    4 times…this week.

    hahahaha! I think I’ve seen at least 3 pictures/videos of her doing it, so, um that can’t be right.

    • Deedee says:

      Yes, exactly. And she only spoke poorly about Dina to her dad on two occasions, and that second one was just by chance recorded by her dad and aired to the public. She just has the worst luck!

  68. Nance says:

    It’s a strong “maybe” toward the “no”.

  69. apsutter says:

    Does she honestly think there are people that believe her at this point? Does she not realize that pictures exist in which she’s shooting up? And if she isn’t snorting cocaine like a fiend then why is her nose all messed up? Ugh…what a waste of space

  70. babythestarsshinebrite says:

    Lie-lo

  71. jwoolman says:

    I haven’t see a single quote from her in that interview that was true. She was even wrong about her dad going to rehab only once. And her dad taped her MOM saying Lindsay hit HER, not the other way around.

    My conclusion is that the interview was just meant as a turnaround game. Just take anything Lindsay says and negate it. “I only did cocaine 4 or 5 times” actually means “I didn’t do cocaine only 4 or 5 times.” “I tried to give the clerk money for the necklace” means “I never gave the clerk any money for the necklace.” And so on…

  72. anon says:

    I actually have ADD. adderall does not calm you! it makes u focused but can also give you jitters.

    Ritalin is what calms you. whenever i hear this i know ppl are using adderall for other reasons…i have tried both i know the difference.

  73. Mabs says:

    Maybe she should wear a, “Just Say No” hat and she and Reese could hang out…and stuff.

  74. Ninja Cows Are Ever'Where says:

    So maybe she means like “powder cocaine?” As in “I’ve only blown rails like five f*cking times because powder is a waste until it’s cooked up right ~ duh.”

  75. Ninja Cows Are Ever'Where says:

    So maybe she means like “powder cocaine?” As in “I’ve only blown rails like five f-ing times because powder is a waste until it’s cooked up right ~ duh.”