Kanye West bumps his head on a sign, then freaks out on a paparazzo

Kanye West was ATTACKED! By a sign! Yes, he was mercilessly assaulted by a “Wrong Way” sign that was part of some parking garage or something. Kanye was with Kim on Friday, checking out some real estate and then going for lunch. According to TMZ, Kanye was attempting to “duck his head” to avoid getting his picture taken but he missed the low “Wrong Way” sign and smacked his head into it. It left a mark!!!

Do you see the mark? It’s just a little boo-boo on his forehead. There’s video too!

At first Kanye got mad at one of the paps but then he seems to walk away. But then this happened (NSFW language):

Dude. People walk into things all the time. I still have a small scar on my nose from the day that my car trunk door decided to fall on me when I was loading groceries. I still have a scar on my leg from when I was 8 years old and I accidentally slammed a sharpened pencil into my leg. I’ve fallen going UP the stairs. My point? Having a hissy fit about it doesn’t make it any better. Just be thankful you weren’t seriously injured and laugh at yourself. But of course Kanye cannot do that.

…On the bright side, at least we aren’t talking about what Kim is wearing.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

 

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  1. Dedrie says:

    God’s knocking some sense into you, wrong way? Please.. let him in..

  2. paranormalgirl says:

    God, he’s such a petulant little manbaby.

  3. Melanie says:

    LMFAO! That’s fn hilarious!

  4. cmc says:

    Ugh. I’ve never really been on the “Kanye is over it” bandwagon, but did you see how Kim tried to comfort him and he just totally brushed her off? That spoke volumes. This whole pregnancy has turned me into a Kim defender, but that video just officially made me feel sorry for her. Uncomfortably pregnant, shunned by the fashion world, ridiculed by everyone due to her (natural!) weight gain, and not even the love of the father of her child to make it better.

    Just, ugh.

    • Aussie girl says:

      You can’t help.but feel a little bit sorry for her. Kanye seems so cold towards her. Then I remember that she brought this whole thing on herself. It’s that old saying,” careful what you wish for”.

      • Rita says:

        If you plant corn, you get corn.

      • lem says:

        I have a problem with the whole “she knew what she was getting herself into” argument because the evidence doesn’t show she did. Prior to getting pregnant, he was pining for her for years. That’s really no secret. I think he has lost interest, but I really don’t think she should have known he was going to act like that when prior to the pregnancy, he’d basically been obsessed with her.

        I think she’s completely vapid but I just feel sorry for her because no matter what, I don’t believe ANYONE deserves to be treated the way she is treated.

    • cococo says:

      i agree 100%! poor kim – kanye just acts like the biggest jerk

    • Tanguerita says:

      Well,I guess that’s what you get for being an attention whore for living and getting pregnant for publicity. And by the way – she hasn’t been ridiculed for her natural weight gain, but for her unability to dress herself properly, while being pregnant. She gets what she deserves.

    • A says:

      In other photos you can also clearly see him B-lining for the shotgun seat in the car while Kim has to get in the backseat (roadside too!).

      But she knew what she was getting in to.

    • lena80 says:

      I still think it was his idea for KK to get pregnant. It’s just easier for people, especially women to paint KK as the villain. She ALWAYS wanted to be married before she got pregnant and then that changed SWIFTLY when she got with Kanye. Kanye’s bestie just had a baby, his ex was pregnant at the time, and KK’s ex was expecting a child also. I also think this man is/will be verbally abusive towards her after the baby comes and reality sinks in. Look how he behaves in these videos because HE chose to walk with head down instead watching where he was walking…blames everyone else instead of himself….man child.

      • pk says:

        Sorry but I think it was premeditated by Kim and Kris J for Kim to hook up with Kanye and get pregnant to keep her name in the news. Even Khloe admitted Kanye was after Kim for years… why the change of heart? She used Kanye the same way she used Kris H and Kanye has seen her true self. That is why he looks miserable and treats her so badly. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Kim. She is vile and is getting everything she deserves.

    • Veronica says:

      I think Kanye has realized the production that ‘being’ Kim kardashian is. Tired of the paparazzi, tired of every moment being photographed, he exploded when he’d had enough. Pregnant, can’t back out. If there’s one thing Kanye was good at it was being good to his momma. That’s why he has to much commitment to leave Kim now, even though he wants to.

  5. Allie says:

    only follow me when I CALL you and tell you to follow me. geez.

  6. silvia says:

    I bet they matched their outfits black.. or rather Kanye did LOL

  7. SmokeyBlues says:

    If this is how he reacts to the paps then WHAT is he thinking being with a Kardashian?!? A man-baby indeed, what a complete turn off.

  8. lisa2 says:

    This is why Mother’s tell kids to watch were you are going. He was walking like Justin Bieber with his head down trying to avoid getting his picture taken. (dumb, you are not invisible because you are not looking at the camera).. Then he hit his head hard. got mad and acted like a child.

    There are other celebs that get swarmed by the paps and you never see them spin out of control. The paps are idiots, but when you act like an idiot too you make the story.

    HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS..and please keep telling your kids to watch where they are going. This is another example of what could happen.

  9. allons-y alonso says:

    I can never look at Kanye West without thinking of the gay fish episode of South Park

  10. Jag says:

    Did y’all notice how hard Kim’s trying not to laugh in the picture directly after the video? You can see it in her eyes and the corners of her mouth are turned up slightly. lol

    His head does look swollen, and I know how much that can hurt. I’ll give him a slight pass for reacting badly because I’ve done a similar thing when I got hurt and my father was there; I did apologize for yelling at Dad once I calmed. (Didn’t watch the video though, so Kanye probably went ballistic, which would be wrong.)

  11. kay says:

    oh my god I die. This is freaking hilarious. But in his defense when I hurt myself I’m just like FUCK!

  12. dorothy says:

    If the D.A. would hold up his head and stand upright he would see where he was going. He always walks with his head down. I would imagine this isn’t the first time this has happened.

  13. Launicaangelina says:

    I’m the minority here because I’ll defend Kanye. The bump looks painful. After the initial bump, I’m sure the pain and embarrassment settled in. I might have flipped out too if I were in his shoes. I can never imagine being followed ALL THE TIME. I’m sure it hurts even worse because Kim called the paps. He couldn’t yell at her like that so he took it out on the pap.

  14. Aud says:

    That first photo made me laugh out loud. Then the footage. What an idiot that man is. If he was looking up, he would have seen the sign and would not have made an ass out of himself.
    When you have (both Kim and Kanye — same initials, ugh!) huge publicity machines working to maintain your fame, you can’t bloody complain about paparazzi.

  15. OriginallyBlue says:

    He should look where he is going. People know what he looks like. It’s not a secret
    Get over yourself!

  16. DanaG says:

    The photogs were there and were already taking pictures so ducking was just stupid. It’s called Karma. He looks as cranky and as unhappy with Kim as he usually does. The way he brushed her away when she tried to help him speaks volumes. He is just waiting for the baby to be born then he is out of there. Kim wanted Kanye well she got him. I don’t feel sorry for her.

  17. Anastasia says:

    Dear Kanye:

    You are having a child with one of the biggest publicity whores the world has EVER seen. This is just but a taste of what your life will be like as long as you are with her. It WILL be worse after the baby arrives, trust.

    Love,

    The Whole World

  18. buckley says:

    That sign wins the internets!

  19. Ramona says:

    He should get used to it. There won’t be any better.

  20. lw says:

    I’ve been laughing at this all weekend. And the knot is big enough that you just KNOW it hurt…I don’t feel sorry for either one of them. If they wanted to avoid the paps, they easily could.

  21. Jane says:

    The next thing you know is when Kim gives birth and is crying out in pain, Kanye is going to scream, “No, No! My head getting hit by that sign was the greatest pain of all time!” and then probably demand Kim get off the table and comfort him. What an idiot. Too bad that sign didn’t knock him out cold.

  22. Annie says:

    I can’t with Kim’s plastic face. I just can’t. Her lips, especially.

    I don’t know but this whole baby kanye thing is going to be eye opening and life changing for her. Not just because she’s becoming a mom, but I feel that she’s so little into being a mom and kanye has changed so much that this is one of those few times she will regret doing something. She soon will be kanye’s ex. All she will have is his unwanted child. The A list status was never really her. Will she date someone as huge as Kanye next? No. And being a mom now definitely limits her options.

    I think she will realize her plan has failed. She’s just not the mom type. And Kanye is completely uninterested in her now.

    I think either this was a stunt gone “wrong” with an unplanned pregnancy, or she planned it all without telling kanye and now he’s pissed, or this was just not what she thought it would be. In the end it has affected her more. Kanye will be kanye. And now Kim has been bullied for months because she wants to be a pregnant fashionista and she has failed at every attempt. She’s not taking this easy, that’s for sure.

    • Miffy says:

      ‘Will she date someone as huge as Kanye next?’

      Absolutely not. The whole world has watched her drag his status WAY down rather than gaining her A-list positioning. No man who values his career will ever hitch himself to that (increasing by the minute) wagon ever again.

      On top of that she’ll have Kanye’s baggage. To think how degrading and embarassing it must be for Kanye to have a little upstart like Ray J release a song about KK being his sloppy seconds, it would be waaaay too much for the next guy (regardless of celebrity status) to put up with Kanye West’s version of custody arrangements and demands(I foresee ALOT of screaming phone conversations).

      Nope, as much of an ass as he is she better hold onto him with both hands because she won’t do better in terms of the fame of her relationship. Enjoy, Kimmy!

      • TG says:

        @miffy- I think you are right and I am lmao about your comment on the “upstart” Ray J calling Kim Kanye’s sloppy seconds. Too funny. I think Kim could still get an athlete they tend to date and marry way down maybe because they tend to be dumb or because they like the exposure.

  23. Jenn says:

    I don’t usually enjoy seeing people hurt themselves but I truly laughed out loud when I saw this… I enjoyed it so much I even watched it twice!

  24. truthful says:

    Hilarious!!

    someone tweeted him to be mad at his babymama, because she probably called the paps anyway–he took it down

  25. e.non says:

    there are photos from maybe the restaurant where their car is pulled alongside the curb and kanye opens the door — and gets in! — leaving kim standing on the curb thinking he was going to hold the door for her. but then realizes that she’s got to walk around to the streetside car door if she doesn’t want to be left behind.

    gawd, they so deserve each other.

    • Miffy says:

      BAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Where were these pics?

    • Dawn says:

      And people wondered why the Hump would feel sorry for her…we now see that she is reaping what she sows being with this jackass and gade 1-ahole. Being talented does not give him the right to treat others as he does. No way no how.

      • Emily says:

        This.

        Plus it’s not like Kanye’s “talent” makes the world a substantially better place. A man could invent the cure for cancer and if he treated me like that, I’d walk. And while she’s pregnant with his baby?! It’s not like Kim Kardashian is a known abusive rage monster who drives drunk. She doesn’t deserve the crap she gets, and no woman deserves to be treated like that.

    • skuddles says:

      What a dick to hop in the car and just leave her standing there on the street! Dude has no manners and no class whatsoever. Just a nasty shrimp of a man with a huge ego.

      • Adaohbee says:

        This is exactly what happens when a man loses respect for you or realises just how despicable you are. Something really went wrong. I think Kanye came close to her and saw or heard just how low she and her mum are willing to sink for ‘fame’ and he is completely disgusted by her. Look back to pics of them when they first started dating, he loved her. She was his princess. This guy caressed and fixed her hair in public, regularly gave her THAT look, etc. Till sh*t got real. Kim thot she had found the perfect black man. She didnt necessarily have to love him. Her 750k car was her ‘investment’ for which she expected maximum returns (not looking like it is it, eh Kimmy?). She will learn a hard lesson.

      • Adaohbee says:

        This is exactly what happens when a man loses respect for you or realises just how despicable you are. Something really went wrong. I think Kanye came close to her and saw or heard just how low she and her mum are willing to sink for ‘fame’ and he is completely disgusted by her. Look back to pics of them when they first started dating, he loved her. She was his princess. This guy caressed and fixed her hair in public, regularly gave her THAT look, etc. Till things got real. Kim thot she had found the perfect black man. She didnt necessarily have to love him. Her 750k car was her ‘investment’ for which she expected maximum returns (not looking like it is it, eh Kimmy?). She will learn a hard lesson.

  26. bns says:

    “You want me to leave I’ll leave”

    *said while still filming him*

  27. Dedrie says:

    She’s not into loving companionship.. an escort that sticks to the script; just making publicity.. he’s the same way, I need you when it’s convenient.. but minus publicity for the profit of her wretched family.. It took time to understand, she lies and doesn’t really want saving.. can’t change nor save her.. now what.. am I a stooge..?

  28. siobhan says:

    He is beyond ridiculous. I am sure it probably hurt like hell but Kanye really needs to learn how to laugh at himself. And he needs to be nice to Kim she is very pregnant does he really think she is not in a constant state of discomfort.

  29. Lilo says:

    Well, keeping your head down sure will prevent the paps from taking your pic – not. But what will happen is that you bump your head. He should just walk like usual, he is being photographed either way. Maybe even take a look at the Denisof/Hannigan family, they always smile and act normal around paps and no one gets hurt.

  30. K-rock says:

    Is it terrible that I thoroughly enjoyed that?

  31. janie says:

    I know Kim knew what she was getting into, but could Kanye be a bigger dick? He treats her so badly… my little grandson has better manners! Too bad he wasn’t knocked out! Pig!

  32. The Original G says:

    What is with the train on Kim’s outfit?

  33. Rita says:

    He’s the baby-daddy of the biggest famewhore on the planet and he’s screaming at a photog in public demanding no more pictures? Is that hilarious or what?

    It’s hard being Kayne. This is what happens when you steal Swifty’s microphone. Karma has a long memory and Swifty has connections in high place.

  34. Mac says:

    Instead of being apologetic, I would have preferred to have heard the Paps say something like “walk into signs much Kanye?” to further antagonize him.

  35. The Original Mia says:

    I’m a horrible person because I literally cackled at his pain. The irony of the sign saying No Pedestrians was the icing on the cake.

    No sympathy for either of them. They are both so self-centered and narcissistic. They are together and miserable. Enjoy.

  36. Nicolette says:

    He is such a douche. I don’t exactly see him being a loving daddy or husband. For some reason wife beater comes to mind. This will be a far bigger mess than Kris Humpty Dumpty was.

  37. Loren says:

    Their body language says it all. This relationship is all the celebrity entertainment I need. Stay tuned folks, the best is yet to come.

  38. Tiffany27 says:

    There is no greater sign from God than smacking your head on a “Wrong Way” sign. Your life is going the WRONG WAY KANYE.

  39. Glaughy says:

    Kanye has no right to attack people like that, paparazzi or not. He put himself in this situation, and let’s face it, Kanye lives for attention. Kim probably called the photogs there anyway. It’s not their damn fault that he walked into that sign (lol, btw).

  40. sarah says:

    Kayne West has a lot of nerve being mad at the papparazi! He got just what he deserved in trying to avoid them knowing he is the one that chose to have a baby with Kim Khardasian, whose whole existence depends on her being photographed everyday. How dare he try to get away from them (and hit his head on that sign) when she is the one that probably informed them in the 1st place to follow her like they do everyday. This is the woman Kayne West choose,
    to have a baby with, knowing what her and her family have always been about.

  41. HH says:

    I don’t know if Kanye is necessarily over Kim, rather than he’s just over the paparazzi. However, due to her love of the limelight, Kanye could be stuck between a rock and a hard place.

  42. Palermo says:

    I find it amusing that people are dissecting their relationship like it’s real, or was ever real. If for one second she thought it was the real thing, she made a very bad decision, again. He can’t even speak English, he dresses like a kid, he has so many issues it’s ridiculous. She’s a middle aged woman, not some starry eyed teenager, so she has to accept fault in this situation. If all this was Pimp Mama’s plan then Kim is even more stupid then I thought.

  43. DailyNightly says:

    He was probably bending down in horror to look at Kim’s “Flintstone” feet and the sign caught him.

  44. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I have zero understanding of the things she wears and it’s not even about dressing her body. That outfit would look stupid on anyone, any size, any time. Period. I’m not even going to comment on him. He has acted this way for years and years and it’s not really surprising when he continues to act this way. Call me when he doesn’t act like an overgrown man child.

  45. lisa2 says:

    I never realized that Kanye is not that tall. Especially when you realize how short Kim is

  46. Dawn says:

    Okay he sure is a wuss for such a big bad rapper! I watched the tape and this man-child could only use the words mu-f stop taking photos! Good god man don’t you know who you got pregnant? She more than likely called the dude to come on down! And those lips of hers are like three times the normal size. What’s wrong with her? Why is she trying so hard to change how she looks? And the whole Klan lost big time in court when told they ripped off the name for their cosmetic line…and no putting a h in the name doesn’t change the intent. Liars and losers and Kanye West’s luck will turn for hanging out with this crowd, you wait and see. Yuk.

    • Petee says:

      I agree Dawn.I don’t know why she did that to her face.She use to be so pretty.And let’s not start with that monstrous butt she had created.Even Kloe has her lip’s done too.I don’t get it.It just make’s me angry that she goes on her dopey show and with a paid doctor to prove that she is all real and botox hurt so much she would never do it again.Right.She is a real as that horrible show of hers.

  47. coolio says:

    Why on earth would he bend his head down to avoid the papparazzi… seriously youre with the head kardashian, he better get used to it

  48. dagdag says:

    Kanye is such a fool and just doesn´t learn.

    He is with KK, who, as one mentioned earlier, walks the streets like it is her personal runway.

    Instead of getting hostile to the paps, he should start getting into a comfortable relationship with them. Like, knowing their names and and ´how are you doing`, what´s up`, we are house hunting today´´. That would be so much more cozy.

    Kim would love him even more.

  49. Fancyamazon says:

    Well, I don’t like Kanye OR Kim, but when random head/body bumps happen to me I get very embarrassed. It passes quickly, but during that first little bit I tend to be a bit irrational and “shout-y”. Like one time I slipped on some ice crossing a rather wide street in Edmonton once. I yelled out a few not very nice words as I got to my feet and kept crossing on front of all of the stopped cars.

    I guess what I am trying to say is that although these people get their photo taken ALL THE TIME, I would probably have reacted in a passionate manner too if people were trying to take my picture after I bumped my head due to my own stupidity. It isn’t right, but I sympathize.

  50. Kelly Ingersoll says:

    Wow He is really not that into her!

  51. Meg says:

    its funny to me because i hate them both, so for this to happen to him- i love watching that video over and over again

  52. Amy says:

    In fairness to Kanye, I would have probably reacted the same way. These people are hounded by the paparazzi and the smallest things are recorded, to the point that you cannot pick your own nose or scratch your groin without the whole world knowing about it. Yes, Kanye chose this life once he got together with Kim so he should expect the paparazzi to be present.

    But are we to expect celebrities to act rationally 100% of the time they are photographed? Things happen, like tripping on the sidewalk, running into a pole, dropping coffee down your shirt. In these moments, we non-celebrities have the luxury of knowing the only people who saw are other passersby who will probably forget about it in a minute. The last thing I would want in these kinds of situations is a bunch of idiot photographers chasing me down trying to get my picture taken. All I would want is go to hide in a corner and just process what just happened–not deal with harassing photogs. Kanye obviously got really hurt and the presence of the paparazzi just exacerbated his feelings of humiliation. So he reacted pretty much like a normal person would have.

    I highly doubt any sane person would have smiled after hitting a sign that hard and skipped along their merry way.

  53. Beee says:

    I don’t care how much Kim loves fame, she doesn’t deserve to be treated like shit by the father of her child, just like any other mother doesn’t. Kanye better get over himself and start acting like responsible impregnator.

    • TG says:

      I agree with you that no one deserves to be treated bad but Kimmy is not a victim she has choices and she also is not naive. She had no problem walking out on a marriage after 72 days, in fact she wouldn’t even let her husband move in so she could walk away from Kanye if she wanted. And being pregnant makes no difference. She hasn’t spent much time with him anyway so why stay and put up with the humiliation. I would have left a long time ago. He is obviously the queen in this relationship and that must be a big change for her. Though I do wonder if Kimmy can actually make any decisions without mommy dearest telling her what to do. So maybe PMK won’t let her leave for whatever reason.

  54. KLO says:

    This sucks. Kanye is a dick.

    But Kim will survive and move on. She always does, and always will. What choice does she have?

  55. serena says:

    Kim was the classy one this time, LOL.

  56. Lexi says:

    Frigen hilarious, too bad it was caught on camera or video

  57. Amanda says:

    Bahahahaha! I just wish they had video tape showing him hitting his head! Oh well. I think he’s really getting irritated with the paps that being with Kim brings. I imagine that’s one of the reasons he’s been staying in Paris so much. This relationship is going to end in disaster I believe.

  58. colt13 says:

    As much as I want to call this a showmance, the pics show that Kim has real feelings for Kanye.

  59. Starlight says:

    This is so funny. I can’t stop laughing. Maybe his mom is trying to tell him something.

  60. drdoolittling says:

    Kanye is the only specimen of humanity that can make me feel sorry for Kim Kardashian. Jeebus, his picture should be in the dictionary as the definition of “douchtastic.”

  61. Miffy says:

    His lack of graciousness is the most embarassing part of all. Fine, he bumped his head, we’ll snicker and move on, the way he lost his sh*t and it was everybody else’s fault is the humiliating part.

    Slightly related note: How did he even develop a friendship with Jay-Z? Dunno why, but this made me think of that video where Jay took the subway and the little old lady asked him who he was and if he was famous. He was totally courteous and amused by the whole thing. I would pay to see that video from a parallel universe where it was Kanye being asked who he was and if he was famous by an elderly lady. The meltdown would be PHENOMENAL!

  62. Quinn says:

    “Wrong Way”…the Universe has sent It’s message, for sure.

    Don’t feel sorry for Kim..neither one of these vapid individuals appears to be capable of a true relationship with another human being.

  63. anon says:

    seriously look at KIM & does that look like the front page cover of a bikini cover. LOL when was that cover done? I say that bikini was shot at 5 months not 7 any photoshopped the hell out of it

    The latest now is KIM says her & Kanye lead different lives. (no kidding) she wants to be more private but public.. yep she said it. lol

  64. EscapedConvent says:

    With Kanye’s short fuse & bad temper, he should probably stay in Paris or wherever this poor child isn’t living.

    He may not have thought about this, since he thinks only of himself, but babies/children can be quite demanding! Is he going to throw a fit every time the baby annoys him?

    I feel deeply sorry for this child—it will have two parents with awful personalities & no life skills. I just hope that it has the best, most loving nanny on earth.

  65. skeptic says:

    couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.

  66. VioletCrumble says:

    A “Wrong Way” sign, huh? Irony.

    So, we’re not talking about her outfit? Tsk.

    But they ARE touching.

  67. Dommy Dearest says:

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