Is Demi Moore showing off photos of Ashton Kutcher’s small package?


This story originates in Star Magazine, so it’s entirely possible that it’s creative fiction, but if so, score for Star! This is highly entertaining. Plus it’s backed up by plenty of supportive evidence, like Ashton tweeting photos of Demi’s ass to the world, and Brittany Murphy telling everyone that Ashton has a small peen. Put together Ashton and Demi’s penchant to photograph and videotape everything with Demi’s need for revenge and you have a pretty convincing case that Demi would do this. She’s allegedly showing photos of Ashton’s manhood to friends, who are mocking how small it is. Oh snap.

Friends claim Demi, 50, is getting her revenge on Ashton, 35, by showing off his, um, shortcomings. According to an insider, Demi has some revealing images of Ashton on her phone that appear to show he’s lacking in a certain department. Demi had previously confided, the friend adds, that Ashton was sexy but not the most well-equipped lover she’s ever had – and the photos seem to back up the claim. “Demi is still hurting that Ashton cheated and then rebounded so soon after their split,” a friend says. “It could just be the angle, but these photos don’t leave a big impression.” Demi isn’t the first ex to discuss Ashton’s manhood. In 2003, the late Brittany Murphy went on a talk show and hinted that Ashton wasn’t well-hung and then apologized for the comment.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, June 24, 2013]

I can buy that Ashton is compensating for something, and that Demi is more than happy to point this out to people. The worst Demi probably can do is show friends the photos, because if she leaked them online you know that Ashton would retaliate by posting some embarrassing photos of her. This reminds me of that photo app, Snapchat, that deletes photos 10 seconds after you send them to someone. It’s really easy to take a screenshot on an iPhone or iPad, though, you just hit the round button and the power button at the same time, and that’s an easy way to keep a photo forever. Plus you can of course take a compromising photo or video in person. Gah I bet Ashton and Demi have sex tapes galore. They’re just the type to tape themselves and mug for the cameras. I don’t even want to think about it.

This makes me wonder – are these two going to finalize their divorce at some point? It’s been nearly 6 months and we still haven’t heard about it.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are shown in 2010 and 2011. Ashton and Mila Kunis are shown out on 6-1-13. Credit: WENN.com

 

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  1. bowers says:

    She’s really that insecure, isn’t she? Can’t move on.

  2. Downton fan says:

    He deserves that and more. People fall out if love, yes. But the way this selfish raging douche went about it was disgusting.

    • Angie says:

      When one ex says your small I say “maybe” but when two ex’s are saying the same thing “definitely”. He cheated on her several times. So if she wants to whip out the photos of the 2 inch
      p*e*n*i*s Go for it!!

    • Violet says:

      Yep. He “celebrated” their last wedding anniversary by having unprotected sex with a stranger; insult to injury, this story hit all the tabloids afterwards because his hookup went into great detail about that night.

      As far as I’m concerned, that is major provocation and Demi is entitled to a bit of payback.

  3. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I’m very vocal about my substantial dong requirement but even as militant as I am, I think this is hitting below the belt (no pun intended).

    I def. believe it’s true because I always believed Murphy’s comment, plus I can tell just by looking at him. Don’t argue with me on this-I swear I can.

    Anyway, I would never say anything about a guy’s small dick-size behind his back. That’s just a place you don’t go-way too mean IMO.

  4. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    Is she talking smaller than other lovers she’s had or are we talking about gherkin here ?

    • seVen says:

      You owe me a new coffee.. the one I was drinking is now sprayed all over my desk.. thanks for that comment

    • Trixie Belden says:

      @ Bored, exactly…let’s clear this up. The only way to set things straight is to compare it to Bruce . And feel free to add in any other celebrities just for good “measure”

      I agree with the hand size. I once dated a guy who was sort of short and with a slim build. I was astounded by his enormous ‘package’. Sure enough he had big old hands. Conversely, another guy wore size 13 shoes and well, those were easy bj’s.

  5. Pastyousayyouneverknew says:

    If this is true, then it is hilarious..

    ..And also sad for her because how long ago did they break up? She definitely needs to have moved past that point where she feels the need to mock him

    • Meaghan says:

      Ya but it sounds like she is only showing it to her friends, and come on, who can honestly say they haven’t smack talked an ex to their girlfriends! I myself am guilty, along with all of my girlfriends. So are me and my girls bit bier then the average girl? Lol. I’ve always hated both of them, but her more so then him. Didnt they have an open marriage? I think that what crushed her is that he left, not that he fucked around. And I really do think she loved him and he crushed her heart and she probably will never get over it. Damaged goods for life.

      Also Mila is sooo freakin adorable I wish she had better taste in men. A MJ victim to a Demin survivor!

  6. don't kill me i'm french says:

    apparently it’s difficult for her not to see his “small package”

  7. Yellowshaba says:

    I definitely wanna see. Not for enjoyment purposes but just for the sake of seeing it

  8. Thora says:

    Ah Brittany Murphy. I miss her so. I loved her to bits.

  9. puffy says:

    Out of the two of them, I’d be more embarrassed if I was Demi about this story. It makes her look bitter and jealous and unable to move on with her life. I’ll believe Ashton isn’t packing much and his personality is incredibly irritating, but dammit, he looks SO GOOD.

  10. Badirene says:

    She needs to move on and quick, the longer she behaves like this the more people will think that maybe he had a reason for his douche behaviour during their marriage.

  11. eliza says:

    Demi Moore has turned into a sick old lady. The end!

  12. Sue says:

    Oh good grief, if this is true it is pathetic. No wonder she likes them young, she acts like she is still in high school. Move on Demi, you are making a fool of yourself……

  13. Jess says:

    Ugh. I read Brittany Murphy’s name and was like ‘what’s she up to these days…oh, right’. So now I’m sad.

  14. Tapioca says:

    As Mr. Ollivander would no doubt tell you, it’s not the size of your wand but the magic in it!

  15. Ag says:

    hahaha! hilarious. it’s petty bs, and demi should move the f on, but it’s funny as hell.

  16. BeachBelle says:

    There’s a lot more to this story and the breakup than just Ashton being with other women. I’ve always thought he has pretty much taken all the blame and kept quiet because of her children. Leak this kind of stuff on him, and Demi very well could be sorry. She already looks like a bitter old woman, and she could look even worse.

  17. emmie_a says:

    Way to act your age, Demi. No wonder Ashton and her own daughters have rejected her. They are dealing with a drunk angry 15 year-old.

  18. Helvetica says:

    Hehe. I still remember when Brittany Murphy went on either Letterman or Leno to talk about how Ashton wasn’t packing. Funny.

  19. Fan says:

    When he married Demi, I just felt sorry for him. I thought to myself, someday he would regret this very mucho.

  20. Amanda says:

    If this is true, then she’s the lesser person. How old is she anyway?

  21. Jan says:

    Sad if true. Especially since what it really says is that she loved that tiny dick until he no longer wanted her. Plenty of tiny dicks out there, she should have no trouble finding another one.

  22. Saema says:

    Um…. Isn’t that the entire point of an older woman getting with a younger guy? The “package”?? I mean, Demi just exposed herself as the ass she is…. So what WAS she in that relationship for, I gotta ask??

  23. chria says:

    I dont see the big deal…guys do it im sure about how big/small boobs are and how tight/loose the pu**y is. my friends and i are tightknit enough where we graphically gush about our sex life which includes the size of the peepee. however i do have an ex who was not only tiny, but had a huge napoleon complex. well after he cheated on me my friends were let in on his “little” secret haha. so i can understand and relate to demi although i wad only 23 when my breakup occurred and shes 50. she needs to wake up a d get over herself. she is a beautiful older woman and a wonderful actress, but come on ashton? i dont think he’s all that plus he sucks as an actor.

  24. Dawn says:

    Gawd Demi I have thought you were a lot of things throughout the years BUT I never imagined that you were this needy. Nothing is more unattractive than neediness, nothing. This woman is no saint and she was more than likely doing stuff on the side as well as Ashton. She just needs to get over two things: her age and Ashton and then move on.

  25. Deebo says:

    What is with the sagging skin above her knee in the third photo?

  26. MousieBrown says:

    I’ve never understood why people ridicule a man for the size of his penis. What’s he supposed to do about it?

    • Zigggy says:

      I know- how would we like it if our exes went around showing pictures of us topless and laughing at how small our boobs are? It’s really stupid and juvenile.

    • Jenna says:

      You’re right – I mean, there are a few extreme surgery options out there, but why a man would risk losing sensation in his penis for an extra half inch or inch is beyond me. Isn’t it all about knowing how to use what you have? The old “Not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean” thing. Just tacky and sad of Demi to be doing this. Even in a bad breakup you should have SOME honor about over photos and film taken while you were still in a good place.

      Granted. I’m saying this as someone who has made dang sure to NEVER allow anyone I was with to take compromising shots of me. I also have never had to deal with the size issue… as naive as it might be, I thought 7-9 in was the average for men. Had to have some friends explain that just isn’t the case. But if it was a man talking about the size of a woman’s various bits, he’d be publicly flogged for being a jackass. Why is it okay for a woman to expose (in this case literally) her ex’s wedding tackle? Just proves how sad and childishly acting out this grown woman IS and makes HER look bad.

    • UsedToBeLulu says:

      About as stupid as ridiculing women for their breast size, I guess.

  27. Bread and Circuses says:

    HOW long ago did they break up? And she’s still this desperate to hurt him?

    I don’t approve of how he exited the relationship, but he clearly needed to. What a psycho.

    • Hakura says:

      @Bread & Circuses – That was my thought too. I think, even though it’s petty & beyond immature, I could’ve understood it if she had JUST broken up with him. But she’s been broken up for*ever* now, but still feels the need to try to hurt him?

      She’s not hurting anyone but herself, & making him look like the more decent human being (even with the cheating) by keeping his mouth shut.

  28. Holden says:

    I wonder how small we’re talking about? Throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

  29. pleaseicu says:

    If this is true it’s just sad…on her part IMO. Because, after all this time, odds are she isn’t doing it because she’s exacting some revenge but because she still hasn’t completely let go and is hoping it will provoke a reaction from him. Any reaction, as long as it means he turns any type of attention back her way.

    I’d understand something like this from her right after the relationship ended and the other woman on their anniversary was discovered. Or even when he and Mila stopped hiding they were together. But a year or two later, when he’s moved on and she’s made public overtures that she’s also moved on, at least to the point of dating again? Seems more like a ploy to get some attention from him.

    This has to be hard for her. He didn’t just end the marriage. He ended it, played around a bit, and then moved on to a new committed relationship with a younger woman he’s been friends with for 15 years and is behaving quite differently about the woman and relationship.

    He goes to Mila where she’s working and stays low key about it. They don’t do the power couple, red carpet, look at us and our love! thing, like he usually does. And unlike just about every other relationship with an actress that he’s had, he’s largely kept it private and seems rather protective of it. Outside of pap pics of them walking down the street, which I know are publicist generated at least some of the time, he’s pretty much silent about him/Mila.

    IIRC, he hasn’t whored it out to mags or on social media. No twitter proclamations of LOVE. No self-taken bikini or underwear shots or shots of their private time on twitter or instagram. No red carpet PDA-fests, joint mag photoshoots, joint interviews, interview fodder during promo appearances or for mags.

    Unusual for him, which maybe means a level of seriousness and respect for the relationship and for Mila herself that he hasn’t felt for a partner or relationship before now, that’s probably gotta sting for an ex.

  30. Emily C. says:

    It’s Star. It’s therefore nonsense. If Star said the sky was blue, I’d check outside, because I’d be pretty sure the sky had turned green.

  31. kim says:

    Prob is small, slender and not sexy. He just isn’t hot.

  32. JL says:

    As much Dong as she’s seen – everyone’s and everybody’s she needs to keep her mouth shut on the issue.

    It’s ugly and uncalled for.

  33. janie says:

    Dear Lord? Can’t she just let it go?? I know why he left this crazy chick! She still likes it enough that she can’t or won’t let it end! It’s OVER Demi! My word!!! Move on!

  34. Dani says:

    At one point his little peen was enough for her so…who’s the idiot now?

  35. moo says:

    hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa!!!!!

  36. skuddles says:

    Ah yes, public d-ck shaming… the desperate, final attempt to humiliate a wayward ex. If she were 20 I’d say yeah whatever, but she’s 50 for eff’s sake… where’s her self-respect?? This makes her looks sooo bitter and childish.

  37. Genevieve says:

    Remember when Brittany Murphy said, “Guess Ashton doesn’t care about age & Demi doesn’t care about penis size.” Something like that. I guess she was right.

  38. ataylor says:

    Funny thing is, his p-nis size is pretty much verifiable if one bothered to search. I saw a pic on DLISTED back when Michael first started the blog of Ashton sitting on a toilet with his p-nis hanging out.

    I think this is Demi’s desperate way of coping (and not well I may add) with all the Ashton and Mila engagement rumors going around.

  39. Meggin says:

    She is such an immature child! First posting selfies of her in a bikini and now this? She is simply jealous because he has moved on to Gorgeous Mila

  40. MrsBPitt says:

    What is she twelve? Oh, right, mentally she IS twelve…She looks high as a kite in the pic with AK in the hat!

  41. Grant says:

    Snapchat actually alerts you when/if someone screenshots your nudie, so never fear!

  42. anti-icon says:

    I think Demi is probably getting screwed financially, and that’s why she’s unraveling….and why this divorce can’t get completed. But there’s no ongoing TMZ coverage, so apparently they’re at least keeping the financial details quiet (darn).

  43. AuntTootzToldMe says:

    BIG things come in small packages, Sweetie! Take my word for it!

  44. Donald E. Hull says:

    Regardless of circumstances, bringing ‘anothers equipment, or lack thereof’ into any conversation says more about the one who’s blabbing and their lack of character and manners…

  45. jona says:

    You could always tell Ashton wasn’t “all that” from “That ’70s Show.” The times he paraded around in tighty-whiteys showed no bulge at all. He’s a sleaze who deserves whatever Demi dishes out.

  46. AustinMJ says:

    Why is it that the most beautiful people can be the most insecure?

    Do they believe that’s all they are? When the looks go there’s nothing left to love?

    Sad.

    Demi, you are gorgeous. Now get on with dealing with the rest of you and stop focusing on what you look like.

  47. Santiago Ybardaloza says:

    A bulge is never an accurate way of making a call on a man’s junk – there are growers, there are ‘erectors’ (what you see is what get only harder!) and there are those who are really small or tiny, decent sized and those who are truly God’s gift to the world!!!! LOL