Justin Bieber orders extra condoms & jellybeans from hotel room service: LOL

Justin Bieber

These are photos of Justin Bieber last week while he was leaving Kanye West’s Yeezus listening party. Dude was trying to go incognito by hiding behind the sweaty jacket belonging to a member of his entourage, which is pretty disgusting.

Speaking of gross, it’s been awhile since we’ve received a reminder that Justin Bieber does the unthinkable by having sex. I mean, he’s obviously got the right to get busy, but we don’t like to think about it happening, right? Well, today is your unlucky day because Life & Style has published a story that says Justin is really fond of requesting condoms at hotels. He’s all about phoning the front desk and asking for extra “intimacy kits.” Who knows if he really puts these kits to good (or bad) use, but now the image is totally stuck in your head too. You’re very welcome:

Justin Bieber

It looks like Justin Bieber is really enjoying single life after his on-again, off-again relationship with Selena Gomez has gone sour in recent months.

Life & Style has learned that Justin has been making some rather risque hotel requests. During a recent stay at a posh New York City hotel, a source tells the mag, on newsstands now, that Justin called down to the front desk late at night for some X-rated items!

“He asked for more intimacy kits with condoms,” reveals the insider, who explains that the suite Justin stays in already provides an intimacy kit which includes condoms for a charge. A second source tells Life & Style that Justin regularly stays at this hotel and it’s not the first time he’s called down with the special order. “He always requests condoms…and jelly beans!”

[From Life & Style]

So the question remains — does Justin actually make use of these “intimacy kits,” or is he simply sending the message to Selena Gomez that he’s moved on from their relationship just like she has done? Kaiser, CB, and myself were all grossing out about this story last night, but I think we should all just be grateful that Bieber is (theoretically) wrapping it up and not putting more little Biebers into this world. After all, that would mean adding a second car seat into his vehicle plus extra diapers, etc.

Oh, and Bieber just released his third perfume of doom, which is called The Key. Biebs promises the new scent “will unlock a personal side of me [my fans] never seen before, bringing us closer than ever.” Save it, kiddo.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

 

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  1. Pastyousayyouneverknew says:

    Ugh, this kid..

  2. LB says:

    I only opened this post to make sure you posted the baby Bieber pictures (as I have now dubbed those pictures with his bodyguard).

  3. Shade says:

    Oh please. He probably just blows them up and hangs them around his hotel suite. I’ve seen teenage boys do this.

  4. crab says:

    What a f-ing goofy-ass bitch!

  5. lisa says:

    he and miley are pretty much the same person now

  6. Joanna says:

    I’m just glad the little f*cker’s wearing a condom. so hopefully no bieber babies, knock on wood!

  7. Dutchy says:

    Everyday, I dislike him more and more

    He should go away for a little while, or even better, a long time, and just enjoy his millions in complete silence

  8. Nashville Girl says:

    Is he unable to stand up straight?

  9. dorothy says:

    Geeze, has nobody told Beib’s you don’t have to use condom’s when you “self-pleasure”?

  10. FreeSpiritedGirl says:

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
    This is the best post ever! I couldn’t stop laughing at every line! HILARIOUS!
    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who dislike Bieber. Gosh! He’s having s3x? For real? I mean I can’t believe there are some girls who don’t mind sleeping with him.
    Ewwwww!

  11. Emily says:

    Why would you rely on a hotel to supply condoms for you? Not all brands are made equally! Buy your own you cheapskate – imagine if you got a faulty one that some hotel staff member had tampered with!

  12. serena says:

    I wonder if condoms and jelly beans are related…ew, just grossed myself out.

  13. JL says:

    What a good, christian role model for young teens – isn’t that what the Hell he claims to be?

    in reality he’s just a little boy trying to act big, in more ways than one.

    Time for a time out for Justin and a slap to his mother for raising such a jerk.

  14. PAgirl says:

    He WOULD be a Heat fan…

  15. janie says:

    Get him all the condoms he wants.. Please don’t let him procreate!

  16. Anastasia says:

    I’m not a violent person and I don’t ever advocate violence, but something about his face makes my hand twitch every time. Hard.

  17. Dorothy says:

    Perhaps jellybeans are the new gerbils? (If your older, you’ll understand this one ).

  18. Nicolette says:

    Silly Little Boy, stop trying to make it seem like you are some kind of sexy beast. Not happening. Maybe you can make water balloons with the condoms when you go the sprinklers, and eat the jelly beans when your handlers put you back in your car seat for your next ride.

  19. Asdfg says:

    As gross as I feel typing this…

    This kid ( I call him a kid and i’m only a couple years older than him! HA) is sexually active and he more than likely has a few kids out there. :(

    He’s a narcissistic jerk.

    Through out his career only two women have claimed he fathered their child. Is that so hard to believe? K, Maybe it is, LOL, but……..

    It’s not like every week someone goes to the media to claim he fathered their child and blah blah blah…. if that was the case I would be more hesitant on these newer claims.

    If the claims are true they both were wrong and sleezy for sleeping with an underage child. Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

    As for him calling room service for jelly beans and condoms? WHAT THE……..? Why can’t he buy his own goodies? I can’t with this…. I hate this little dweeb.

  20. Ruyana says:

    I’m waiting for this nasty little boy to spend himself into oblivion. No matter how much you earn, if you spend more you’ll eventually run out of cash.

    My granddaughter used to live and breathe “Justin”. A few short years later and she’s all like “Who?”. So there’s hope he’ll fade into obscurity some day.

  21. dcypher1 says:

    I can’t believe I’m going to say this I’m not a jb fan at all but I’m missing the days when he wasn’t 18 and he seemed like a nice kid. He had a wholesome image for kids and parents like. After he turned 18 he turned into a megadouche.

    • naelean says:

      I would have agreed with you, except that my sister just got back from a humanitarian trip to India and she told me a Canadian girl in her group once went to summer camp with Justin Bieber. apparently, he was always a huge brat, throwing fits when the schedule didn’t suit him . the counselors even had special meetings to try and decide what to do with him! the worst thing to do to a person who already feel entitled at that age is to provide them with limitless resources and an army of sycophants. pretty sure this one is a lost cause.

  22. Shw says:

    The phrase ‘Intimacy Kit’ makes me want to vomit.

  23. naelean says:

    My sister just got back from a four month trip to India with a humanitarian group and she told me a girl on her team was from Canada and went to summer camp with Justin Bieber once when they were in middle school. apparently, he was always a huge brat, throwing fits when the schedule didn’t suit him. . the counselors even had special meetings to try and decide what to do with him! the worst thing to do to a person who already feel entitled at that age is to provide them with limitless resources and an army of sycophants. pretty sure this one is a lost cause.

  24. G says:

    LOL!! Whatever Biebs!

    Does he ask them to tie a knot on the end of each one too? LOL!!

  25. Meggin says:

    hahaha omg. I’m 25 so maybe I’m too old to get the Bieber appeal but I don’t get it at all!! He looks like a little punk kid to me. I just want to pull his pants up and tell him to take a time out.

  26. the original bellaluna says:

    I posit that he’s filling the condoms with Jelly Beans.

    That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

  27. Madriani's Girl says:

    Please. He thinks the intimacy kits and the condoms therein are water balloons. He uses them to have water balloon fights with his security team.

  28. Janna says:

    I think he is turning into a black man whith his walk and talk.

  29. Ag says:

    He probably makes balloon animals while eating jelly beans.

  30. Msmlnp says:

    Please don’t stop posting that pic of him being placed in the car seat. I feel a bond with the security guard every time I see this…I have to wrestle with my 2 year old to buckle him up too!

  31. gg says:

    His self-imposed hindrances to merely “looking” and “walking” all in the name of bad fashion are gonna trip him up real good one day soon. And he keeps adding on more handicaps.

    I await the spectacular crash.

  32. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Not to bring a whole religion debate into this, but Justin needs to stfu about being a Christian.

    I consider myself to have Christian beliefs, although I don’t agree with everything, but he’s the reason that I would be embarrassed to say anything to anyone about it-even in casual conversation.

    I already feel as though people don’t take me seriously because of my age, but Bieber just needs to stfu. About religion and rape/abortion. He’s an idiot, and a horrible person. And he makes some older people doubt the maturity or seriousness of older teenagers, when all they see is fools like him in the media.

    I like how he doesn’t even try to pretend to be a nice person, or a serious performer. I would kill to not have to be worried about finding a job, without ANY job experience, or figuring out what I want to do with my life (of which, besides adopting in the future, I have no clue). He just gives me a headache.

  33. Murphy says:

    Selena was well aware that he was banging tons of chicks when they were together, why would she care if he’s doing it when they aren’t together>?

  34. FartSack says:

    No, No, he uses them to make water balloons to throw off the balcony!

  35. Kosmos says:

    Gawd, this kid just seems like a spoiled little guy, too immature, has too much money too soon too fast and can’t handle it all in the right kind of way. I’m already very tired of him and I hope his five years of fame eventually comes to an end and he is forced to grow up.

  36. Dommy Dearest says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70

    Because I’m sure this will make everyone LOL

  37. MisJes says:

    He probably just wanted them to make some balloon animals.

  38. Claire says:

    So unattractive! He is coming to NZ later in the year and I really don’t know how he is going to sell out 2 shows. Scarily I think I will be proved wrong. Just so thankful my nine year old daughter isn’t a fan!