The Mills McCartney divorce is set to jack up the nasty and add a little crazy — and this split already has porno snaps, wine glass assaults, hooker allegations and butt-kickings aplenty. So when they decide to kick the nasty up a notch — they oughtta just call it Miss Jackson and flash its aged bood. The whole sordid episode does have a sort of aged boob feel to it … or is that just Paul?
PAUL McCartney’s divorce from Heather Mills McCartney is getting so nasty, she’s now threatening to make unsubstantiated claims that McCartney’s poor parenting in the past led two of his children to contemplate suicide.
“Paul is asking for full custody of their child, Beatrice,” a friend of Mills told us. “Heather is furious. There is no way she would ever, ever agree to that.”
Strangely enough only two of the aged boob’s children contemplated suicide despite having to grow up on vegetarian sausage and listening to Wings while being mercilessly bullied by Stella.
Which two moody little bastards … it’s like a blind item so sightless no one cares.
and … Yes, Heather Mills still has friends … they talk to The Post about her custody negotiations, but then again beggars can’t be choosers.
Meanwhile, the financial settlement is still far from being completed.
“Paul gave Heather a gorgeous London home, but now she wants a home in L.A., too,” Mills’ pal said. The friend added, “At first, she told Paul she would walk away for just $100 million – which is very cheap. He is worth billions. But now that [the divorce] has gotten so nasty, she wants more.”
Beggars was perhaps more of a metaphor for her inner spiritual poverty – given that her low ball figure is 100 million. But as long as she hangs onto that baby, and Stella doesn’t take out that contract on her with the ninja branch of PETA, she should be golden …
In her desperation, Mills is asking for full custody of 3-year-old Beatrice. She is also acting as her own lawyer – having fired her divorce attorneys because “she felt she could do a better job herself,” her friend said.
I love that friend.
They say that a one-legged hooker who represents herself has a fool for a client. Actually they don’t say that … but I bet they will now.