Here are some photos of Kristen Stewart from more than a week ago. I never got around to publishing them, just because… blah. It’s K-Stew in shorts and a belly shirt. Nothing special. But I’m using these because we don’t have the new photos of Kristen with her new puppy, which you can see here. The puppy looks like he’s maybe some kind of lab mix? He (or she) is black and gangly and adorable. I kind of wonder if this puppy isn’t the “replacement child” for Kristen after Robert Pattinson took custody of their jointly-owned dog Bear. Didn’t Sparkles grab Bear when he was moving all of his stuff out of her place? Interesting.
Anyway, you can see Kristen’s new dog in the video I’ve included below. Not that you’ll even be able to really pay attention to the dog because Kristen is too busy screaming at the paparazzo who is shooting her. The video begins with the pap asking Kristen (who is hiding behind some kind of fence) a question. Kristen responds, “Because you’re a piece of sh-t. You don’t deserve to breathe the same air I do.” The pap asks, “Who’s a piece of sh-t?” And Kristen responds, “You are, you f—kface.” Obviously, this video has NSFW language:
Now… I love to cuss. “F—kface” is genuine classic, and it deserves to be thrown around often, along with other classics like “Pencil D—k” and “Sh-thead”. I will not judge Kristen for tossing out some decent curse words. But the whole “You don’t deserve to breathe the same air I do” thing is… gross. On Kristen’s part. We get it, Kristen. You don’t like the horrible, terrible paparazzi. They try to take your photograph when you are just trying to bang your married director in the back of your Mini Cooper. Woe is Kristen. We get it. But it’s not about “deserving to breath the same air” as you.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.