“Britney Spears went to church in a Totally Eighties club dress” links

This is what Britney Spears wore to church on Sunday. Klassy! [Dlisted]
Prince Harry is happy to be royal-babyjacked? [LaineyGossip]
Jennifer Garner looked pregnant this weekend. [Pop Sugar]
Here’s why people already love Peter Capaldi! [Buzzfeed]
Mumford & Sons’ new music video is adorkable. [Pajiba]
Why does Gavin Rossdale look so orange? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jake Gyllenhaal & Alyssa Miller hold hands in NYC. [A Socialite Life]
Cat Deeley, what are you wearing?! [Go Fug Yourself]
Adriana Lima wears short-shorts, looks great. [Moe Jackson]
Vogue made one of Claire Danes’ legs disappear. [Evil Beet]
Russell Brand makes a joke about his sex life with Katy Perry. [CDAN]
Is Jay-Z skeevy enough to do this? Doubtful. [The Blemish]
I really dislike Jessica Alba’s jeans. [Popoholic]
Grey’s Anatomy will never, ever end. [ICYDK]
Amanda Seyried’s white dress looks like a straightjacket. [Jezebel]
Sister Wives is back! Did you miss them? [Reality Tea]
Raven-Symone confirms what we already knew. [IDLYITW]

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  1. aims says:

    Good lord! Is she going to church or a strip club?

  2. Tiffany :) says:

    The dress is too tight for church…but especially with the boots! What look was she trying to go for here?

  3. HH says:

    Not a good look for The Lord… Not a good look PERIOD. And homeboy is dressed like he’s one of JT’s backup dancers.

    • Stubbylove says:

      Agreed. HOT MESS. She kept on pulling down the dress in the pics – so she might have a bit of a clue of what a Dumbass she looks like. And what’s up with her hair/weave? Ol’ boy is just looks like a major tool. No kids, just…no.

  4. ZigZagZoey says:

    Well, I hardly think God would kick her out, or care. I feel bad for her, because she probably thought she looked nice, and now this is all over the place.

    And….I thought her boyfriend had weekends off?

  5. GiGi says:

    I never watched Big Love, but am obsessively doing so now – so I feel a desire to watch Sister Wives… I can’t get enough of the polygamy for some reason.

  6. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    I tried to watch Grey’s Anatomy-all the episodes are on Hulu AND Cristina Yang and Owen Hunt are HOT together-I especially am jealous of Sandra Oh’s hair….

    But that show reads like a better acted soap opera. I’m glad that I read the wiki of it first, because I would’ve been mad that I spent all this time watching a show and have it turn out like that.

    Can someone explain Cristina and Owen to me? I get that Cristina doesn’t want kids, but why on earth doesn’t she (apparently not) use good reliable birth control. She’s been pregnant twice on the show. And I don’t understand how they could get married and not talk about something like that. AND I’ve heard that Shonda Rimes said that they’re supposed to be together, in the end, so how are they going to get through the baby thing?

    Plus, I’m just mad that they killed off Mark and Lexie. Seriously? Shonda girl, you better be glad that you’re redeeming yourself w/ Scandal, because I am just mad…and I haven’t even watched all of the show.

    • Msammy says:

      Pet peeve. I refuse to even start scandal because I know it will turn into a rotting trash heap of secondary characters like Grey’s.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        I will be beyond pissed off, if she starts that crap with Scandal. I don’t mind the show getting a little crazy now, especially with everyone knowing Olivia was the mistress, the stuff with her dad…but if she starts a love triangle heads will ROLL. Olivia IS NOT in love with Jake. NOT IN LOVE…remember that Shonda. Do not make her in love. And Fitz better have been telling Mellie that he’s gonna divorce her, while he had his head in her lap. I don’t get why she changed Mellie. Because in the first season, it was made clear that Mellie didn’t care if Fitz was in love w/Olivia or not, as long as he did his job right. The second season they make her lovesick. Doesn’t add up…Bellamy Young is amazing though.

        I don’t like Meredith Grey, though. I watch half of season 1 and half of season 5-she seems like a really selfish, whiny character. Like that episode when the interns (Lexie) were practicing stitches on themselves-she didn’t even care to ask if her sister was all right? Even after Derek was worried that she was a cutter? Derek wasn’t even related and he was more concerned.

    • Eleonor says:

      I watch Grey’s anatomy only for Dr. Hunt hotness.
      I don’t get those two together.
      I will go to kick Shonda Rhime’s ass if she kills Dr. Webber.

    • Hautie says:

      I loved the first 3 years of Grey’s. It was at its best, those first 3 seasons.

      Then it slowly killed my love.

      I stopped watching the year Christina got pregnant by Owen.

      I was annoyed for the same reason you are now. Christina is suppose to be a extremely bright girl. But who makes the most ridiculous personal decisions.

      But for me the thing that went wrong with the show overall. Is the show became too deeply involved with making the entire group of doctors, a bunch of idiots. Who make horrible decisions (personal and professional) every dang week.

      And how many times can you screw with Meridith’s daily life, before she becomes a total head case? The show killed her Mother and her step Mother… and her sister! Is her father still with a pulse? Does Derek still have a pulse? Have they killed off her child yet? We all know its just a matter of time till they are all dead.

      If I thought it would move back to telling odd medical stories with some occasional personal stories of the doctors, I would watch again.

      But they lost me when it became a show about sick tragedy after tragedy… for every doctor character on the show.

  7. Anaya says:

    Britney should have worn a more appropriate outfit to church. It’s not as though she’s a poor person and that micro mini dress and those thigh high boots is all she has to put on. Yes, I am aware that God cares about what’s in ones heart not what’s on the outside. And yes it’s good that she went to church in the first place but there’s still a thing called self respect or respect of others. Then there’s also plain old common sense. She lacks that sometimes. It’s the principle of it. Anyway, it’s Britney so I guess she could have dressed worse.

  8. UsedToBeLulu says:

    Oh dear, bless her heart. I can’t judge. She is not right mentally, and I don’t think she knows any better after the upbringing she has had. The Lord would rather have her in Church with all her bits covered than not at all, I am sure.

  9. Sam says:

    Mumford and Sons video was amazing. It’s nice when a band doesn’t take itself too seriously and a Jason Bateman with a beard is a Jason Bateman I would like to get to know better.

  10. Cam S says:

    This trash heap has annoyed me since day one. I think I was just a little too old for this marketed pop princess when she burst on the scene. I saw her for what she was- a cute girl, great dancer/entertainer (not singer). But thought she was pure trash. Sorry Brit Brit fans, but I do love watching this never-ending trashy train wreck.

    I doubt her mental disorder also, I think it was self inflicted by being spoiled (entitled brat syndrome)and drug over use. Yup, that is what I think. These pictures of a 30 something yr old Mother dressed like a rachet ho, going to church w/her paid for beau are effing leaving me in stitches.

    • Naomi says:

      I was too old as well. She is well marketed for sure. She seems like a nice, not too bright person. Very likeable and controllable. She seems to be in a much better place. I don’t think functioning on her own is a life skill she has.

      She has always dressed too tight and too short. It will be interesting seeing her dressed the same way at 50, lol.

    • thebutlerdidit says:

      WOW. “Trashy trash heap,” “ho,” “faking mental illness?”

      This makes you appear as ugly, not Spears.

      • sputnik says:

        i don’t know what’s worse, the ignorance about mental illness or the complete lack of empathy for it.

      • Cam S says:

        Sorry, but I don’t sympathize with her case at all. Her or Lohan. I think some women are just train wrecks that use drugs as a crutch. Yes, I think she is mental, but not ill. She is not talented, and if she were TRUYLY mentally ill- she would not be allowed to perform.

        However, I do think poor Amanda Bynes is defiantly going through some kind of mental crisis.

    • gg says:

      How is being treated like an entitled brat self inflicted? It’s the parents who would have established that.

    • Bridget says:

      Here’s the thing: a Conservatorship is a big, big deal. For her to be reduced to a child in the eyes of the law there had to be something very wrong and for her to not be capable of making decisions for herself. This goes beyond any sort of spoiled, bratty child – for example you may notice that Amanda Bynes family was only able to petition for a conservatorship after she was put in a 5150 hold and had started a fire. Britney Spears now has the same rights as a 17 year old minor. When she was engaged she wouldn’t have been allowed to get married without the consent of her Co servator. This stuff is a big, big deal.

    • Gabriella says:

      I really hope there are no cases of mental illness among your family and friends, because they apparently wouldn’t be able count on you to acknowledge it, much less sympathize and help.

    • Bridget says:

      Yeah, because her people totally wouldn’t pump her full of drugs in order to make millions and millions of dollars (making THEM a wole pile of cash) if she was REALLY mentally ill, hire companions for her so that she’s never alone, script all of her public appearances. Because we all know that if Britney were truly mentally ill all of those people that have made a fortune off her back would totally have her stop performing.

    • Hakura says:

      I’m not the sort to respond to a comment w/bitchiness, name calling, or attempts to discredit the poster. And in this case, I don’t feel that I’m insulting, just pointing out what seems obnoxiously obvious to me.

      Cam S = TrollOne who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. – UrbanDictionary.com

  11. HappyMom says:

    Where in the world would you even find such a hideous dress?

  12. BooBooLaRue says:

    That boyfriend is Kevin Federline redux!

  13. Emma says:

    I was going to say it’s better than a bandage dress…but it’s not. Church?? Really??

  14. Laura says:

    Seriously this looks like a dress you can get for $120TT ( wich is equi. to $20.00 USD) WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A $20.00 DRESS???? YOU”RE A GAJILLIONAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Side-Eye says:

    Well, I’m glad Raven is confident enough to come out now, and I’m pretty annoyed with the people who said that this “ruined their childhoods” but other than that, I really don’t care. I try not to when it comes to stuff like this. Gay and lesbians are just people, no different from anyone else and I don’t get the fanfare over a coming out announcement.

  16. Trillion says:

    Maybe she was going to Chuck E Cheese after church, where “daytime hooker” is the dress code.

  17. Trillion says:

    Oh, and can we talk about her HAIR here?

  18. Amberly says:

    Kaiser, I’m guessing you really think JG is pregnant, huh? lol

    As for Grey’s Anatomy, I can’t believe it’s still going on. Everyone I know that used to watch it have stopped. I’ve never watched it though. I do really enjoy Scandal which is from the same person and I hope it doesn’t turn into what i hear Grey’s turned into because it has SO much potential.

  19. Alexandria says:

    I had no idea Ravon Simone was a lesbian. Don’t really care but interesting.

  20. Dhavynia says:

    She reminded me that I miss Jody Watley

  21. hahahah says:

    I bet the lord prayed for her.

  22. Alyssa says:

    The kardashians wear much worse things to church in my opinion… And they manage to make a huge scene every time they do go. Who goes to church to draw attention to themselves!? Is anyone really surprised by Brit looking a little wacky? She has a horrible fashion sense! At least she isn’t driving around with babies on her lap anymore.

  23. Moneypenny says:

    Am I missing something? I like Jessica Alba’s jeans. *Runs to find them online*

  24. JL says:

    Poor Brit;

    It makes me wonder if she has ANY girlfriends at all to tell her GURL…….oh no gurl~

    I never recall hearing of her having friends of any kind. Man that’s sad.

  25. Nick says:

    At least she went to Church which is more than I can say about myself. Haha

  26. Jacqueline says:

    This outfit might send the wrong message, but God would rather you come to church as you are rather than not come at all. Plus, it’s Bertney we’re talking about here – her day-to-day style doesn’t exactly leave me expecting her to wear Chanel to church. And I guess BF has been moved up to weekend duties?

  27. bettyrose says:

    That dress is AWESOME! I’d wear it to church if church was somewhere I’d go.

  28. E-v-E says:

    was that early morning mass or some later thing? maybe they went for a walk, grab a coffee and ended up in church? don’t know honestly, this looks like Britney’s version of: I want to look hot, but covered up, but hot. And she ends up like a winter edition of a call girl when all she wanted was to be daytime sexy for her guy :D I bet she doesn’t give a shit what we think about her either. But that hair needs serious treatments. :(

  29. klutzy_girl says:

    I’m still on the “Jen Garner isn’t pregnant” side even with all the mounting evidence.

    Although, this picture from Perez has me wondering: http://perezhilton.com/fitperez/2013-08-05-jennifer-garner-zumba-class-maybe-baby-bump-los-angeles#.UgAScG0XFEs

  30. cubfan34 says:

    I’ve seen worse than that in church.

  31. Meggin says:

    In Britney’s defense, I really don’t think she is purposely trying to draw attention to herself. I think she just struggles with poor fashion choices a lot of the times. (I guess a lot of us do, ours just aren’t published online)

  32. Onyx XV says:

    I’m with those who’ve already pointed out “you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.” And it looks like she found her date there as well! Just UGH all the way around. How’s that conservatorship going??

  33. john says:

    I’m glad to see she went to church!

  34. suhon says:

    “Everybody in the church . . . all eyes on us, all eyes on us.”

  35. CharmingFrock says:

    ACTUALLY…this is not an unusual look to see in church these days among women I know for a fact are godly. I think they think it is on trend and shows that Christianity doesn’t need to be dowdy. Christian LA fashion is about 10-15 years behind the times which is way ahead of the Christians in rest of the country. Also,some women found outfits in thrift stores.

  36. Jenn~~ says:

    what in THE HELL is that???? Really?

  37. homegrrl says:

    She’s britney for godssake. how else would she dress for anything? Not surprised atall. I think she looks kickin and beautiful. The Lord loves her as she is :)

  38. homegrrl says:

    I don’t honestly believe RB said that about KP. He has been so genteel about the whole mess up to now. So why now? Plus, KP is beautiful and I’m certain aimed to please her man. So IF he did say these things, he’s either
    a drinking and drugging again
    b lying because she said/did something horrible (vogue interview?)
    c b and c , he’s an unenlightened imbecile after all

  39. AustinMJ says:

    Man shopping. See it all the time.

  40. Maritza says:

    Well, at least she is going to church. That’s positive.