Kanye West determined to ‘wife’ Kim Kardashian since the day they met

As I said yesterday, Kim Kardashian can only stay away from us for so long. So many celebrities claim it’s the media, the blogs, the paparazzi who are parasitic, and maybe some of them have a point, but that will never be the case with Kim Kardashian. She’s been out of the spotlight for nearly two months. The famewhore geyser is about to blow! Sorry for that imagery. Gross. Anyway, Kim covers the new issue of Us Weekly, and the story is all about how Kanye can’t wait to “wife” Kim. Ugh. Just say “MARRY,” dude.

First comes love, then comes a baby… then comes marriage? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may not be using that old nursery rhyme as a blueprint for their life together, but according to a new report in Us Weekly, the couple is serious about settling down — and tying the knot.

“Kanye has been in love with Kim for years,” a source tells the mag. “He’s so happy now, and seriously into her… he has told his friends and family that he was going to wife her since they day they met, and he is determined to do it.”

Yes, it seems like both halves of ‘Kimye’ are ready to make it official. There’s just one small problem: Kim, 32, and Kanye, 36, have totally different ideas of the perfect nuptials!

Unlike Kim, who’s been married twice now, Kanye has yet to take the plunge — so he’s reportedly got big plans for his first trip down the aisle!

“He wants to do something really cool and big and over-the-top,” a source close to Kanye tells the mag, adding that if Kanye had his way, the couple would probably marry in Paris, a city that’s very near and dear to his heart.

Because this is Kim’s third time saying “I do” — and especially because her televised marriage to Kris Humphries was such a disaster — she’s not going out of her way to make her wedding to Kanye a spectacle.

“Thirty to fifty people” would be on Kim’s ideal guest list, a source close to Kim tells the mag. “Not even extended family” would be invited!

[From Hollywood Life]

Seriously, what is happening to the English language? Why can’t we say “marry”? Why does Kanye want to “wife” Kim? Does Kim want to “husband” Yeezus? I know I sound like an old fart, but Yeezus Christmas, y’all.

As for the alleged plans to wife and husband each other… sure. I kind of think this is just wishful thinking on Kim’s part, but Yeezus is such a loose cannon, it’s difficult to predict what he’ll do.

Also, Hollywood Life says that Yeezus named his daughter all by himself. A source claims: “It’s what Kanye wanted to name his child, no matter if it was a boy or a girl. Kim thought it was an interesting name too, and they went with it. They didn’t want their child to have a name everybody else already has; they wanted something creative and fun, and North it is! Kanye doesn’t think he’s a star, but he thinks his little girl is — and her name, North, points in that direction.” Does anyone else kind of feel like North Star West would have been a better/cooler name than North West? This baby needs a middle name, and I like the idea of calling her North Star West.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

68 Responses to “Kanye West determined to ‘wife’ Kim Kardashian since the day they met”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. Jane says:

    Interesting. Pre-pregnancy: all smiles. Post pregnancy: total grumpy grump.

  2. Nicole says:

    She gets so much bad press but she’s a smart business woman and Kanye can (and has) done a lot worse.

    • HH says:

      I’m sorry but I can’t get behind the fact that she’s a “smart” business woman. I mean, if that equates to her being an opportunist then fine. But it will take a lot to convince me that she doesn’t have a whole team of people helping her make decisions, sitting in on planning meetings, etc. Just because those people aren’t discussed or shown on KUWTK that doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

      • MsAubra says:

        SMart maybe, but she’s not a businesswoman. A capitalist, but not a businesswoman. There is a difference and it bugs me that there is a generation coming up who won’t know the differnce.

      • Kcaia says:

        HH, not really trying to compare her to geniuses to say that she is one, but I have to point out that Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, etc., also have (had) teams of people that help them make decisions.

      • yuck says:

        Besides their TV shows, what do they have that’s been a success? They’ve done lots and lots of name-branding of clothes, perfumes, socks (bwahahaha), etc., but how well have any of these ventures actually done? I don’t think it’s anywhere near spectacular. And there’ve been some spectacular failures–Kardashian credit card, anyone?

      • HH says:

        @Kcaia – Absolutely. Plenty of smart business men and women people have teams around them, but those people also speak and conduct themselves in a manner which show their intelligence. KK is not a complete dunce, but I would not associate her with the word smart, intelligent, or anything of the sort. Particularly because a lot of her money comes from appearances, magazine covers, and being a celebrity sponsor. These don’t require anything but for her to stay relevant in pop culture and to look sexy. Neither of these tasks take a real amount of intellect.

    • jc126 says:

      She’s not a smart businesswoman, there are just a lot of dumb people who pay attention to the Kardashians.

      I do not believe this story. Please.

  3. Leah says:

    Yeah sure they looked so happy together just lately. Eyeroll. I think he is into the baby though, so he will stick around for a while

  4. Tapioca says:

    “He’s so happy now, and seriously into her…”

    Um yeah, his body language when they’re together these days totally screams that.

    And if you expect me to believe that KK doesn’t want a wedding that can be seen from space…

  5. Pastyousayyouneverknew says:

    LOL I thought this had a fanfiction-y side to it, it’s from Hollywood life!

  6. Dawn says:

    Ewwww – But it does explain why she cheated with him on Reggie and Kris. And so it begins…the every day story about the golden (cough) couple. Hope they do get married and hope Kanye is a man of his word and he moves all three of them off to Paris where we never have to see or hear about her or him or North West again.

  7. Eleonor says:

    Kim is desperate to remain with Kayne, she is doing whatever he wants to keep him happy.

  8. Jacqueline says:

    They haven’t looked like the top photo in a LONG time, but it does remind me of a time when I thought he genuinely had hearts in his eyes for her.
    North Star west? No.
    Get ready for it, Kim’s coming back and it’s going to be worse than the Lohan blitz.

  9. lady_luck says:

    What a control freak Kanye West is!!! There is something very dark about that guy. Most celebrities are happy to share things of varying scale, Kanye’s quest for total secrecy points to frightening control issues. Whilst I am not a fan of her, I feel sorry for Kim. Because she made a VERY bad choice of partner and fath er of her child.

  10. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    ~~~This is a business arrangement pure and simple folks. Paris is “near and dear” to his heart only because the *male* love of his life lives there. Kim accepts it and plays along. Its called a lavender marriage folks. He’s so “controlling” because he doesnt want a lot to get out. After for the child name…just about the worst, dumbest name Ive ever heard.

    • epiphany says:

      Thanks for saving me the trouble of saying it! It cracks me up when people go on and on about these two as if they’re are a real couple. They hooked up because together they attract way more attention than solo, got pregnant, end of story. Shortly after the birth, he went back to Paris, with his real lover, Riccardo Tisci. Yes, he’s been back and forth to see the baby, but if he wanted Kim, he would plant himself in L.A. I doubt a marriage will take place, but if it does, it won’t be because they’re madly in love.

    • nikko says:

      You two are a trip. Do you know them personally? You don’t know what’s going on in their lives, just like they don’t know whats going on in yours.

      • epiphany says:

        Neither do you, so you must be on a trip if you believe all this BS about a legitimate relationship!

        @Melissa – NOT new, NOT a rumour. West and Tisci were in a relationship 2008-2009, broke up, are now back together. Just Google their names together – you’ll get all kinds of hits from stories that are several years old.

  11. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    I ALMOST feel bad for Kim. ALMOST, because if she was any kind of woman, she could’ve said this isn’t working out-you’re not her e for me (because he wasn’t-the articles about their show w/ Kim pregnant pretty much says that she’s freaking miserable and Kanye isn’t there), so let’s separate. I’ll call you when I have an ultrasound. I would’ve have a lot more respect for her then. I just can’t believe that she is over thirty. She acts like a freaking fifteen year old! I’m 12 years young and WAY more mature than she is…

    She needs to get away from Kris. They all do. I don’t know why they are all so loyal to Kris. She is so toxic. When you know that your Mom has a favorite, that ain’t good. AT ALL. Kris is an awful mother. If I was one of her kids, I would’ve taken whatever money I was going to get and ran-ran into the arms of one of those Jenner boys. I don’t know what his name is (Brody?), but the one with the beard is HAWT…..

    Oh and did anyone see that Dailymail article about Kris trying to buddy up to Bruce’s son (I think only one of them was there-the hot one). She kept trying to hug up on him and rub sunscreen on his back (ewwww, like I’d let her touch me!)-AND she got mad when he yelled at her, saying that it was weird that she was trying to act like she cared when she never gave a fuck when he was younger…

    I’m rambling….

  12. JL says:

    I’ll buy he’s seriously into the baby and I’ll support him keeping her from being pimped out.

    I’ll buy Kim wants to get married after 2 failures, Khole’s mess with Lamar, Kourtney’s K-Fed baby daddy blowing through cash and the fact Bruce Jenner is the most unhappy P-Whipped man alive Kim has got to realize that she needs to settle down, snag the man and do what it takes to have a decent life.

    Famehworing isn’t really working for any of them in real life at this point.

  13. Jenyking says:

    Yea, i sure know this is whot kim wants!! Always into KANYE!!

  14. mel2 says:

    GEEZ she just got one nightmare marriage over, why in the hell would she get married to this control freak! This marriage will not last since Kim loves the spotlight and Kanye hates it!

    • TG says:

      Kimmy isn’t happy unless she is being controlled. Her mom PMK has been controlling her forever it seems as evidenced on their many seasons of that show. So it makes perfect sense that she would be with Kanye. I am sure her mom pushed that too since he is A List and rich. Of course PMK didn’t plan on losing control. Though if Kimmy is staying with PMK it looks like mommy dearest still has both hands firmly on the reins.

    • Susie Q says:

      I read somewhere that she wanted to be married as many, or more times than Elizabeth Taylor. If that’s the case she has to get going on the marriages to make it, unless of course they are all only 72 days long.

  15. janie says:

    I agree… she wants to be with him no matter what. I wonder if Kim ever thought that real love isn’t this hard? I’ll be surprised if they make it down the aisle. On a different note… Tracy Morgan released a photo of his daughter, she’s gorgeous!

  16. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I’m agonna wife me that one wut babied my gurl….
    Let’s all talk like we’re from Dogpatch. Ugh.

  17. Syko says:

    “Wifing” someone just smacks of a caveman carrying a club and dragging his woman by the hair.

    • swack says:

      Actually when I saw that phrase, “wife her”, I thought of slave days and the couples “jumping the broom” to get married. Don’t know why, but that was the image I had. Also, agree with many, there is no way she needs to be in a marriage with such a control freak. No man or woman should be in a relationship where the other one is a control freak. Does bring thoughts of abuse that may be down the road.

  18. doofus says:

    “Kanye doesn’t think he’s a star”

    uh, yeah…since when, exactly?

  19. lucy2 says:

    If they wanted to be married so badly, they would be.
    This sounds like more crap from Pimp Mama Kris to combat all the talk about how he was MIA during the pregnancy.

  20. Paloma says:

    I actually want to see another huge wedding and the ensuing dysfunctionality. How she can let this guy within 10 feet of her is beyond me. That’s
    a cleaned up version of what I want to say.

  21. Anastasia says:

    Oh I believe SHE wants a wedding.

    I don’t believe for one hot second he wants to marry her/marry into that family.

    Notice I said she wants a wedding, not marriage. She doesn’t know how to do the marriage part. No one in their family does.

  22. truthful says:

    keep watching folks, LOL

    I always say, folks thought Reggie was a dumb jock-I say he was a smart man a dodged a huge bullet.

  23. DreamyK says:

    I think it’s sweet. I do think he is totally in love with her, as much as he’s able to be. I hope it works out for them. Cute couple.

  24. dorothy says:

    The only good thing you can say about this it that he’s keeping the baby from being pimped out……for now.

  25. Nicolette says:

    I don’t want to see the fame whore geyser blow! I love not having to see her damn face everyday and everywhere. It’s been wonderful, and I wish it would continue.

  26. emmie_a says:

    North Star West reminds me of NSFW – but it would be NSW, Not Suitable for the World. Because of her inherited greatness. All bow to North West.

  27. Obvious says:

    Am I the only one giggling about kanye’s “first trip down the aisle”? because seriously. that’s what’s amusing me most right now.

    even the rags are all…AH Hell No!

  28. Happy21 says:

    I loathe them both but thing it’s super sweet if he IS truly that in love with someone…other than himself of course…

  29. nicegirl says:

    From now on, I am gonna call her
    Estrella del Norte Oeste

  30. diva says:

    It’s so obvious the kardashian’s leaked that story. Kanye seems line he changes moods while yawning so I would be surprised if he followed through with marrying her. Hope he’s smart enough not to marry in to this family since he wasn’t smart enough not to get her pregnant.

  31. Quinn says:

    The phrase “thou dost protest too much” certainly seems to fit.

    And, wanting to “wife” a 30 year old woman who already has been wifed two times…well, there goes Kanye’s Mensa card :(

    • Dawn says:

      Actually she is over 30, not that she is old as she will be 33 in the fall. But yes, she has been there and done that twice and I do believe the story goes that she cheated with Kanye a whole bunch of times when she was married or with Reggie. Kris Humphries won the jackpot when she wanted a divorce and I think he knows it now. Oh well she is stunted at the age of 15 so god knows what stunt she will try next.

  32. jane16 says:

    Will Kanye’s current boyfriend be in the wedding I wonder?

  33. Kemper says:

    I believe Kanye will marry her. Just because I think he is self destructive like that.

  34. Jennifer12 says:

    It’s because people fantasize about urban speak. Seriously. Baby mama and baby daddy comes from people having kids out of casual relationships and not being able to say ex because they were never really together. And the lack of education is why there was no apostrophe s in the phrases. People appropriated it and now think it’s really cool. Basically, we worship those who act thug or gangster and sneer at education. Pathetic.

  35. Str8Shooter says:

    Sadly, DumbAss America (and you know who you are) will now starting using this stupid phrase ‘wife’. Its a freakin NOUN, not a verb!

    Would the extra consonant in ‘marry’ be too much to say??

  36. L.E. says:

    “Kanye doesn’t think he’s a star” HAHAHAHAHA! Really? HAHAHAHAHA!