Is there any chance of getting Amy Winehouse into a Britney-Spears-like rehabilitation? Because the girl is beyond anything I’ve ever seen. After the past several years, the ups and downs of addiction and alcoholism, the never-ending drama with husband Blake Fielder-Civil, aka Blake Incarcerated, and now this – Winehouse has invited a tabloid journalist to document her crazy. After going on a “vacation” to St. Lucia, Winehouse is up to her old antics.

First came the pictures of her with some random rugby dude (Josh Bowman). Then there was the announcement that Blake Incarcerated was definitely, officially, filing for divorce on the ground of adultery (apparently Blake saw the pics of Amy with that random rugby dude). And now this – Winehouse invited The Sun’s Emily Smith to sit down with her in St. Lucia to play Scrabble and talk. Per usual, all hell broke loose. Smith brought out the knives to document every word out of Winehouse’s mouth, as well as all of the gossip surrounding the extremely troubled star as she vacations.

Amy’s game with me was a rare break from her wild antics on the holiday isle. She has been terrorising fellow guests at the exclusive Le Sport hotel by stealing drinks, fighting and pestering men and women for sex.

At night the singer, often still in her bikini, runs amok in the resort’s formal dining room. Following a row with fellow diners she has now been banished to a private villa on the island.

Amy, her legs covered in scratches after she fell in a bush during one drinking session, told me about her love for husband Blake Fielder-Civil, who has recently filed for divorce on the grounds of adultery.

The 25-year-old said: “I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him. I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”

She said her recent widely publicised fling with rugby hunk holidaymaker Josh Bowman, 21, was just “having some fun” and she “wants Blake and nobody else”.

After grabbing my rum cocktail and downing it one, Amy added: “Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I’ve got my Blake. While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it. But once he comes out we’ll be together again. There’s some nice lads here, I am just having fun. I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake.”

Amy was due to fly home just before New Year after nearly two weeks at the all-inclusive resort. She changed her mind when she learned Blake was going back to jail in the UK. She said: “While Blake is in jail I don’t want to go back to Britain. There are too many negative things around. I want to stay here until Blake comes out of jail then bring him here. He’ll love it.”

…She claimed being away had helped her relax and start getting herself back to full health. The star has been spotted working out in the gym and playing tennis.

Amy said: “I am not doing drugs and am doing lots of fitness. I’ve started writing songs. I feel great — apart from today. I feel like s**t after a late one last night.” Amy had spent the previous night boozing with pals in the resort bar and restaurant before carrying on in a pal’s suite.

She has now been banned from drinking by hotel staff after a series of complaints about her behaviour, and either charms other guests into getting her drinks — or swipes them.

She races around the resort never stopping or holding conversations for more than a few minutes. Trying to keep up with her is exhausting. In the mornings she is often seen ambling around with a notebook, writing song lyrics, singing to herself and hugging fellow holidaymakers.

…Amy has spent £6,800 on beauty treatments and pestered guests in the luxury resort for a threesome. The wild rock star begged a sexy blonde British tourist and her boyfriend to join her in her bedroom as they tried to enjoy a romantic Caribbean break.

After the pair refused, sulky Amy pulled down the blonde’s dress as she dined at the hotel’s formal restaurant, exposing her breasts to shocked diners. The male guest, who asked not to be named, told me: “As soon as we arrived at the resort Amy was all over my girlfriend. She was telling her, ‘You’re gorgeous. I’d love to **** you. Bring your boyfriend, he can watch’. She was quite clear what she wanted, she was saying, ‘You two can spend the night in my room’. If she had been at all good looking we might have done it. But we just ended up smoking a sneaky joint with her instead.”

“Amy was acting like a complete ar*e, to be honest. She was an absolute lunatic.”

Others at the hotel have also been shocked by her antics, which include fighting with her friends and fellow tourists, running round the restaurant semi-clothed and draping herself over male and female guests alike. The manic star has also been seen grabbing and kissing female guests — including me — as she careers around the hotel.

…On Tuesday a furious couple had a stand-up row with Amy after the bikini-wearing star interrupted their dinner by demanding a drink. The man, a Holocaust survivor, shouted at her: “You need to learn some manners.”

Her spokesman denied Amy has been stealing drinks and added: “She is just enjoying herself.”

From The Sun

Oh, Lord. I don’t even know where to start. Stealing drinks from the resort? Accosting people for free drinks? Trying to arrange threesomes? Wanting to stay married to Blake Incarcerated? Ok, let’s start there. Blake filing for divorce is what’s known as an “out” – Amy can and should take it. Go ahead, Amy, get the divorce, start anew. Get clean, please. Because what’s happening is not pretty. And I really hope Amy is a great tipper, because I feel so bad for those resort employees, trying to keep track of Amy’s insanity. They all deserve raises.

Amy Winehouse is shown in St. Lucia on 1/12/09. Credit: Splash News