Justin Bieber played guitar naked for his grandma (pics are not posted here)

Justin Bieber

I swear I lose brain cells every time I visit Justin Bieber’s Instagram account, but this was ultimately necessary because we’re obviously not going to be posting the latest photos from TMZ. What photos, you say? Oh, you poor, innocent things. I’m talking about the insanely NSFW pictures of Bieber playing guitar naked for his dear grandmother. This is the same nice old lady who defended Justin after he launched spit bombs at his fans from a hotel balcony. In the photos, you can see Bieber from the front with a guitar (mercifully) covering his goods, but the back view is fully unobstructed. Let’s just say that I’ll never be the same again, and those photos are instant birth control. So gross.

But that’s not all. There’s a new story from Radar about that nursing student that Bieber hooked up with earlier in the year. This is the girl who supposedly broke up Selena and Justin shortly after New Years — something disgusting about Sizzurp and going downtown that I won’t repeat again — but now Miss Milyn Jensen is trying to cash in with her story about how “Justin knew what he was doing, like a man much older than his years. I felt like he’d had a lesson or two.” EW.

Now for something a little less disgusting. Remember that incident in the Hamptons last week — the one where Justin supposedly went crazy in a nightclub and ripped off his shirt while screaming and directing his bodyguards to beat the living hell out of a fellow clubgoer? The victim, Wayne Rennalls, says that the bodyguards did not act alone but that Bieber kicked him too. You can see the photos of Wayne’s injuries over at the Mail. Dude’s pretty face got all messed up.

Here’s a picture from Bieb’s instagram of a friend’s grill. You know that means it’s only a matter of time before Justin pulls a Miley.

Justin Bieber

Finally, here’s the Bieb on his segway like a total douche as always.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram

 

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  1. blue marie says:

    is it just my computer or does everyone see the weird brown in the first photo. I don’t know what that is, trail of poo?

    anyway, he’s a little jerk. I’m glad you didn’t post the photos, no one wants to see that..

  2. Izzy says:

    I guess it wasn’t that difficult for him to get nekkid for grandma. His pants are always halfway off anyway.

  3. kiddo says:

    Content encoding error on the link, for me. Not that I’m ungrateful. I did see two photos on another site, but they only showed a bare butt, nothing to see really. What am I missing about the “insanely NSFW pictures”? When you put it like that, it’s impossible not to try and look. It’s like saying “don’t look, don’t look”, and then you know you have to.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      They’re on the dailymail—saw ‘em last night. Pretty much he’s standing naked w/a guitar covering his peen and there’s a pic from the back where you can see his entire backside (back, butt, legs)…according to the dailymail TMZ took them last Christmas. Apparently he knocked on the door and was singing her something stupid, she told him to go get dressed, while the rest of the family was laughing.

      That is disgusting and disrespectful. If I did that to my grandma, my God! She’d make me go outside and cut the switch, no matter how old I was.

  4. janie says:

    What a disgusting pig! Who parades around naked in front of g’ma? The more disturbing part, she’s laughing. It appears her golden boy can do no wrong. Disrespectful jerk!

  5. Jane says:

    If you want a good laugh , go on TMZ’s You Tube and listen to the actual phone calls they are getting from children and teenagers who are complaining about TMZ supposedly spreading rumors about this Beiber Entity. The staff is actually pranking these kids who are defending him to the end. I practically choked on my coffee.

  6. MademoiselleRose says:

    Thank goodness you didn’t show the bare skinny baby arsed one – totally gross. I only came for the bodyguard burping the baby Beiber nappy photo at the end. Score!

  7. Belle Epoch says:

    The photos are November 2012 and he looks like a little girl. Now he has some “muscles.” Does anybody know if he’s taking steroids or what he is doing to bulk up? Those substances are not helping this mental midget in the head.

  8. Ellie66 says:

    Blah! Kinda makes u feel like a ped looking at those pics. :( Oy! This kid…

  9. dorothy says:

    That entire family is trailer park trash.

  10. erika says:

    “Thought he had some lessons or two”

    Yes hookers can be great teachers too….HATRED for this puberty reject pure hatred

  11. Lulu86 says:

    this baby is sooo affected its sad to watch. but just look at the pic of him in white and the poser next to him. enough said

  12. MellyBee says:

    If Justin was my child, I would wash his mouth out with soap so hard he would be farting soap bubbles for a week.

  13. Aud says:

    I saw the pics and laughed until I cried. Bieber thinks he is some stud, but he looks like a sixth grader with idiotic tattoos.

  14. Jennifer12 says:

    I cannot imagine what would possess ANYONE to walk around naked in front of family.

  15. TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

    Saw the pics, this twerp shouldn’t be allowed to hold a kazoo, let alone a guitar; Rory Gallagher,Jeff Buckley,Jimi Hendrix, SRV are rolling in their graves seeing how their art has been reduced to this; My ire is directed at parents that still foot the bills for their tweens that keeps this twerp in the money. Do that not read or know anything about this punk?

  16. blaize says:

    I don’t know what’s more shocking about this story: Justin Bieber playing a guitar naked while his grandma happily watches- and the fact that someone took photos, or the fact that, according to this Milyn girl, Baby Beiber has ‘experience’.

    He’d have to pay someone in order to get that.

  17. Madriani's Girl says:

    This is such a shame and yet I’m laughing. Almost 20 years old and he has the body of a 12 year old. All the tats and spittle in the world isn’t going to make this little girl into a grown man.

  18. janie says:

    As skeeze as he is… I just read he surpassed a record by “Make A Wish Foundation” for giving over 200 wishes. Maybe this is what g’ma sees and knows. I have to admit, that’s pretty cool.

  19. Emily C. says:

    When Lainey wrote about this, she seemed to think the “getting naked in front of grandma” thing was cute. I am so glad I am far from the only one who thought it was utterly disgusting and douchetastic.

  20. Justaposter says:

    (pics not included with this story) is the best part of the story!

  21. bettyrose says:

    Exactly what age group is he meant to appeal to at this point? Too gross for tweens. Too pre pubescent looking for teens.

  22. Susan says:

    Some of those pictures of him in the red outfit and hat, make me think he is being taken out of a booster chair.

  23. Katherine says:

    Am I the only one who suspects there may be some mental health issues? He’s the right age for symptioms to be emerging.

    Hope I’m wrong and he is just acting out.

    • bettyrose says:

      Mental health issues are not just congenital. It’s perfectly possible for a child thrown into fame and fortune at a young age, never given boundaries, and provided unconditional approval regardless of behavior to develop mental health issues, especially a personality disorder such as borderline or narcissism.