It feels like an eternity since Harry Styles and Taylor Swift dated and then broke up. If I’m remembering it correctly, they dated for about two months and they broke up around New Year’s Day (2013). Swifty seemed to stalk him for a little bit and then she gave up on him. I think Harry was tired of her shenanigans, although I kind of believe that Taylor might have dumped him, thinking that he would chase after her and want to get back together. He did not want to get back together. All of that, the two months, the cuddlefesting, the beautiful hair (his), the crazy (hers), the I’ll-run-and-you-catch-me breakup, the subsequent stalking and ignoring… well, obviously it’s going to be a song one day. Obviously. So, how much of this is just Harry Styles simply admitting the obvious?

Let the ex tunes begin! Writing chart-topping breakup hits is nothing new to Taylor Swift, and now one of her more recent famous exes — One Direction’s Harry Styles — reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that he fully expects the 23-year-old entertainer to use their past relationship as inspiration.

“It would be hypocritical for me to say she couldn’t do it because everybody writes songs based on personal experience,” the 19-year-old singer tells Us. “I can’t say I’d have dated someone less famous to avoid it.” The British heartthrob split from the “I Knew You Were Trouble” singer-songwriter in early January after a few months of dating.

Denying that he’s nervous about getting the John Mayer treatment (Swift slammed the musician in the song “Dear John” off her third studio album Speak Now in 2010) the “What Makes You Beautiful” singer jokes, “at least she’s a great songwriter!”

Swift may be his most high-profiled relationship to date, but Styles doesn’t think being in the public eye makes a difference when it comes to dating.

“I think it’s people, you like people for who they are, so I couldn’t say I want to date someone less famous because of the hassle. You like who you like,” he explains.

“I think relationships are hard enough, so I think you have to completely ignore everything from outside,” he adds. “When you’re in the opening stages of a relationship as it is, you’re still under the pressure of getting to know everything about a person. If you have a lot of people from outside telling you what it is and they don’t even know you, telling you what your relationship is, that’s weird. So I think you sort of have to block it out and just have the relationship rather than think – we’re having this relationship play out on magazine covers.”

So, what does the singer look for in a girl? “Someone with a cute laugh and a good smile,” he reveals. “Someone you can have fun with – I like someone who’s up for doing stuff in terms of like, trying new things and going out new places. Not just someone who does nothing and wants to sit around.”

[From Us Weekly]

Harry played that beautifully. He even complimented her! “At least she’s a great songwriter!” Oh, Harry. That was fantastic! And not only did Harry simply play that brilliantly for now, it’s a great long-term strategy for dealing with Tay-Tay’s tell-all lyrics. Now if and when she writes a song about him being a douchebag, the world will be like, “Eh, but he’s such a nice guy and he had nice things to say about her even after they broke up.”

Was this shading Taylor though? “Not just someone who does nothing and wants to sit around.” Is that Taylor? Because she seems like has the soul of an 75-year-old cat lady who loves to knit and go antiquing. And I know for sure that his description is totally me. Which just goes to show you, I could never be Harry Styles’ girlfriend. This was the deciding factor!!

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