Dwayne Johnson posts ultra roidy pics on Twitter: would you still hit it?

Dwayne Johnson

I will always have a soft spot for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. The man can singlehandedly render the cheesiest and worst films watchable by virtue of flashing his panty-dropping grin. His muscles aren’t bad either. I kinda like muscly dudes, and I usually really like looking at Dwayne’s muscles and especially his famed pec pop of love.

I’m not quite sure what to think about Dwayne’s recent tendency towards twitpicking his workouts. Fair warning — the first picture below is pretty freaking freaky. After looking at these photos, I’ve concluded that The Rock’s muscles are like sausage. I enjoy them very much, but I don’t want to see how they are made.

Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson

Of course he had to caption these pictures with “The road to success & greatness is always paved by hard work. Get after it.” Who exactly does such words motivate? These pics aren’t going to make anyone want to bulk up because they’re not exactly flattering shots. Oh well.

Here’s another odd picture from The Rock. He had a big cheat day on his “clean” diet. He ate 12 pancakes, 4 deep dish pizzas, and 21 brownies. Gross, right?

Dwayne Johnson

Photos courtesy of Dwayne Johnson on Twiter & WENN

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43 Responses to “Dwayne Johnson posts ultra roidy pics on Twitter: would you still hit it?”

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  1. Anna says:

    JESUS that looks scary. Those double-dough pizzas, on the other hand…

  2. RocketMerry says:

    Give me a tall guy with a more “soft”, cuddly frame and sweet dark eyes any day.
    Just say no to gym-aholics.

  3. springingforward says:

    Ugh. I love Dwayne, but all things in moderation…..

  4. Bex says:

    Eww. I love him but that’s hard to look at, especially first thing in the morning.

  5. Sixer says:

    Urgh. Not for me, thanks. I like muscles but not muscleBOUND.

  6. Launicaangelina says:

    “Who exactly does such words motivate? These pics aren’t going to make anyone want to bulk up because they’re not exactly flattering shots.” False. These pictures tend to motivate tons of people. I know it’s not my thing, but my fiancé will see these and think, “I have got to hit the gym!” He doesn’t even want to be built like The Rock but my fiancé cares about fitness and these picture will push him.

  7. lucy says:

    I’m just picturing the person who he forced to take all these pictures. And does is he talking about himself in the third person or did someone else post that?

    It’s all so try-hardy and douchey.

  8. lucy2 says:

    He’s always been too muscled for my tastes, but those photos are scary. That is just not attractive, and looks uncomfortable!
    Not to be gross, but I bet his “legendary” cheat day was followed by a “legendary” night in the bathroom. Anyone would be sick eating that, but especially after eating clean for 5 months, it would be a shock to the body!

    • Amanda says:

      Yup. I know so many people who are into “clean eating” and then they’ll have a day similar to the Rock’s (okay, maybe not AS extreme)and they’ll call it a “cheat day” when really, they’re just straight up binge eating. They eat more junk food in that day than they would if they just ate normal on a daily basis. But calling it “cheating” doesn’t sound nearly as disordered as “binge eating” does, so…

  9. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    When I was a little girl, my godmother used to tell me that The Rock was her boyfriend (she liked to watch him wrestle and watch his movies)–so whenever he came on tv, no matter where I was, I’d run up to it and yell “Look, look there’s Miss—-’s boyfriend!!!”.

    I did this for YEARS.

  10. Ari says:

    He is my forever dong but he is way too big now – I enjoyed him when he was large but still a bit soft and tender – I think the last look liked the best was in The Rundown – but now he looks nuts but LET ME TELL YOU I WOULD STILL HIT IT LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN OK

  11. Joy says:

    I would do horrible things to him every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

  12. Word says:

    Is that first picture for real?

  13. Shannon says:

    I would still hit it. So much. He’s amazing

  14. johnnybadboytapia says:

    So I recently started about 10 months now with clean eating and working hard. lifting heavy and i can say the vein thing is normal. I have veins popping up in my arms and my legs. they aren’t as big as the Rock’s but they are there. and i love cheat meals. I normally have one once a month! so far I have lost 50 pounds and gained a ton of muscle.

  15. Tulip says:

    He’s gorgeous. If he’s happy with the extra bulking up, good for him, but he never needed it! And his binge eating…Im so hungry now…

  16. Dhavynia says:

    All day every day
    I can do pull ups on one of his arms

  17. Rachel Ruiz says:

    Oh, I would, all day every day, again and again.

  18. Anne De Vries says:

    I can usually go for the big / bulked up look, I still fancy Vin Diesel, but god no, this is a world of Not Hot to me

  19. Maria_Spain says:

    yes i would :D , i think he looks like that for the Hercules movie .I hope he goes back to “normal” sooner

  20. skeptical says:

    well i’m gay so i never would have anyway ;)
    The vein thing is probably normal. I have seen stuff like that in person and apparently veins that are close to the skin already will pop out when a very large and hard muscle contracts under them. I guess it isn’t considered bad unless the veins are always popped out like that even when the muscles are fully at rest.

    I think Superwoman would still do him too ^_^
    She’s so funny. Very gay-friendly too.