I will always have a soft spot for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. The man can singlehandedly render the cheesiest and worst films watchable by virtue of flashing his panty-dropping grin. His muscles aren’t bad either. I kinda like muscly dudes, and I usually really like looking at Dwayne’s muscles and especially his famed pec pop of love.
I’m not quite sure what to think about Dwayne’s recent tendency towards twitpicking his workouts. Fair warning — the first picture below is pretty freaking freaky. After looking at these photos, I’ve concluded that The Rock’s muscles are like sausage. I enjoy them very much, but I don’t want to see how they are made.
Of course he had to caption these pictures with “The road to success & greatness is always paved by hard work. Get after it.” Who exactly does such words motivate? These pics aren’t going to make anyone want to bulk up because they’re not exactly flattering shots. Oh well.
Here’s another odd picture from The Rock. He had a big cheat day on his “clean” diet. He ate 12 pancakes, 4 deep dish pizzas, and 21 brownies. Gross, right?
Photos courtesy of Dwayne Johnson on Twiter & WENN
JESUS that looks scary. Those double-dough pizzas, on the other hand…
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I was going to say, that’s some carb pr0n there in that last photo.
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I would like A brownie. Is that a gallon of milk, who has glasses that big?
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Jeez Dwayne looks like those steriod bodybuilder dudes from that American commercial for the gym Planet Fitness.
Did he really eat all that or is he just yanking our chain?
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No.
Give me a tall guy with a more “soft”, cuddly frame and sweet dark eyes any day.
Just say no to gym-aholics.
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+1
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The muscle guys are super fun they can throw you around and … 😄anywho you should give them a chance one time lol
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+1 on the muscles, they’re fun! My husband isn’t the rock but he ain’t no slouch.
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Too much muscle for me.
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Ugh. I love Dwayne, but all things in moderation…..
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I love him too. But the food shot is what scares me. Nasty!
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His nemesis in the movie is Tobias Santelmann. *drools*
Wait till you see him in the movie. Gorgeous.
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Eww. I love him but that’s hard to look at, especially first thing in the morning.
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Urgh. Not for me, thanks. I like muscles but not muscleBOUND.
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“Who exactly does such words motivate? These pics aren’t going to make anyone want to bulk up because they’re not exactly flattering shots.” False. These pictures tend to motivate tons of people. I know it’s not my thing, but my fiancé will see these and think, “I have got to hit the gym!” He doesn’t even want to be built like The Rock but my fiancé cares about fitness and these picture will push him.
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I really want to see how much weight he’s lifting, is that weird?
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No it isn’t. I’d like to see too.
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I’m just picturing the person who he forced to take all these pictures. And does is he talking about himself in the third person or did someone else post that?
It’s all so try-hardy and douchey.
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He’s always been too muscled for my tastes, but those photos are scary. That is just not attractive, and looks uncomfortable!
Not to be gross, but I bet his “legendary” cheat day was followed by a “legendary” night in the bathroom. Anyone would be sick eating that, but especially after eating clean for 5 months, it would be a shock to the body!
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Yup. I know so many people who are into “clean eating” and then they’ll have a day similar to the Rock’s (okay, maybe not AS extreme)and they’ll call it a “cheat day” when really, they’re just straight up binge eating. They eat more junk food in that day than they would if they just ate normal on a daily basis. But calling it “cheating” doesn’t sound nearly as disordered as “binge eating” does, so…
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When I was a little girl, my godmother used to tell me that The Rock was her boyfriend (she liked to watch him wrestle and watch his movies)–so whenever he came on tv, no matter where I was, I’d run up to it and yell “Look, look there’s Miss—-’s boyfriend!!!”.
I did this for YEARS.
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ha, how cute
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Haha, that’s adorable! Did your godmother finally take pity and tell you the truth, or did you wise up first?
And as for the “would you still hit it” part? Noooooo way. Way too much… muscle popping going on there. Too big. I like soccer bodies best of all
. I’m not big on tattoos, but I actually like the tattoo artwork on his left chest and shoulder.
And his cheat day meal is ridiculous. Although now I’m really craving a cheese pizza…
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He is my forever dong but he is way too big now – I enjoyed him when he was large but still a bit soft and tender – I think the last look liked the best was in The Rundown – but now he looks nuts but LET ME TELL YOU I WOULD STILL HIT IT LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN OK
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“LET ME TELL YOU I WOULD STILL HIT IT LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN OK….”
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LMAO!
Now someone please tell me why he is all vein popping. Is he bored or is there a reason for this look.
The thing about Dwayne. Is he has charm. Lots of charm.
Many men, no matter how friggin do-able they may look. As soon as they speak. It kills the affect.
I just can’t stand a pretty man… that is dumber than dirt.
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Bahahaha!
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I would do horrible things to him every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
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Werd
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Is that first picture for real?
#freakedouthere
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I would still hit it. So much. He’s amazing
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I ll hit it for sure…
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So I recently started about 10 months now with clean eating and working hard. lifting heavy and i can say the vein thing is normal. I have veins popping up in my arms and my legs. they aren’t as big as the Rock’s but they are there. and i love cheat meals. I normally have one once a month! so far I have lost 50 pounds and gained a ton of muscle.
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When my twin started football practice–4-5 hours a day, five days a week for about a month, after the first week he had veins popping up on his feet.
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He’s gorgeous. If he’s happy with the extra bulking up, good for him, but he never needed it! And his binge eating…Im so hungry now…
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Gross.
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I love it all.
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Absolutely NOT!
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All day every day
I can do pull ups on one of his arms
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Oh, I would, all day every day, again and again.
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I can usually go for the big / bulked up look, I still fancy Vin Diesel, but god no, this is a world of Not Hot to me
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YUM!!!
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yes i would
, i think he looks like that for the Hercules movie .I hope he goes back to “normal” sooner
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well i’m gay so i never would have anyway
The vein thing is probably normal. I have seen stuff like that in person and apparently veins that are close to the skin already will pop out when a very large and hard muscle contracts under them. I guess it isn’t considered bad unless the veins are always popped out like that even when the muscles are fully at rest.
I think Superwoman would still do him too ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pYtKCQIM4I
She’s so funny. Very gay-friendly too.
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