Paris Hilton did a gross Terry Richardson photoshoot too: That’s hot or poor Paris?

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton released a new single a week ago. I think. Yes … she did. The song is called “Good Time,” and it arrived with a video of Paris feeling her own legs up and dancing at a backyard pool party. Other stuff might happen too, I don’t know. I pride myself for having a high tolerance for crap, but I couldn’t make it through more than 30 seconds of that video.

To no one’s surprise, no one really cares about Paris and her silly, vacant song. She will probably end up using it solely for one of her “DJ” gigs. At this point, Paris is desperate for attention, so she pulled a page out of the Miley Cyrus playbook. Paris paid a visit to Terry Richardson’s revolting studio. She dragged poor Nicky with her, and at least Nicky had the sense to keep her clothes on. Paris donned a cheap, S&M-inspired bikini ensemble and pose-harded her little heart out.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

This is really sad, isn’t it? Paris is 32 years old and still thinks she’s 21. Terry would like to think she’s under 18. Does Paris really think posing for Terry will make her relevant again? Nothing could work that kind of magic.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson’s [Revolting] Diary

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  1. bowers says:

    They’re both sad and distasteful.

  2. Elisabeth says:

    he’s the ‘attention-whore whisperer’

  3. Jules says:

    Why is he always in his own photos?

  4. Annie says:

    You can’t deny that she looks great. But ugh, Terry.

    Honestly, I take her a million times before the Kardashians. No question about it. The Kardashians truly are the biggest attention whores ever, and they use people with absolutely no remorse. They also take themselves too seriously as “business women”. Paris and Nicole were really funny together, before they had the fall out. At least their shows were funny and were all about them being silly, and it was not a soap opera about their lives. Even Paris’ products were better than whatever the Kardashians sell. Her perfumes were not that bad.

    It’s crazy how the Kardashians make you miss her but she never annoyed me as much as them.

  5. blue marie says:

    This is a cry for attention, I expected more from Nicky but I have no idea why..

  6. Calabar says:

    Paris, is time to give it up, go get married and call it a day, is over boo boo. Your friend Kim, took your game and just elevated it, and left you in the dust. She did it better, just let it go boo.

  7. mkyarwood says:

    It is sad. I was voted most likely to end up as Patsy from Ab Fab and it was a grand day for me when I stopped drinking my calories and posing for questionable photographs. Paris… she’s not the sharpest tool is she? She thinks this is what you’re supposed to do to be relevant and famous now.

  8. Jacqueline says:

    God, I hate her. But dayum, look at those legs. Those disease-ridden herpe-legs.

  9. T.fanty says:

    Get the time capsule. This is a little moment of history. In a thousand years, school children will be looking at this picture in a textbook, and it will be captioned “everything that was wrong with the early twenty-first century.”

    Let’s also throw a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in there.

    • itstrue says:

      I finally googled him last night…big mistake first of all. Secondly, I am genuinely curious why people with actual fame work with him? Please someone explain. Most of the things that came up when I searched him were xxx rated. And all of his pictures look the same. What am I missing?

  10. smee says:

    Yesterday he did a very similar photo shoot with the original fame ho – Madonna. Talk about your mutton dressed as (s&m) lamb! Yikes.

  11. Jaana says:

    Paris was a real socialite. Her family was scandalous way before she came along and it will continue trust me. That being said Terry RIchardson is a sick, sick man. WHy are all these women posing with/for him? He is also obviously a misogynist thats as bad as entertaining a dictator IMO.

  12. Lucy2 says:

    Gross. Her desperation is so obvious and he’s disgusting.

  13. Susie Q says:

    Poor irrelevant parisite, trying to drum up some attention for her new video which makes the song I love Chinese food look like a masterpiece.

  14. Elle says:

    She just needs to quietly fade away lol.

    Also how sad she can’t even famewhore with Uncle Terry right. She has pasties or something on her nipples. If she really wanted that cover she would of gone without! Miley would have hahaha. Go hard or go home Paris!

  15. Elle says:

    She just needs to quietly fade away lol.

    Also how sad she can’t even famewhore with Uncle Terry right. She has pasties or something on her nipples. If she really wanted that cover she would of gone without! Miley would have hahaha. Go hard or go home Paris!

  16. paola says:

    If she looks this cheap with all the money she has I don’t even want to know what she would be like without it.

  17. Sue says:

    That’s the same shirt around his neck that Miley is covering her boobies with….. this guy is just creepy……

  18. Saffie says:

    She’s the definition of irrelevantly tired. Hang it up. You’re done. Kim K. beat you at your own game. That’s sad.

  19. Aud says:

    Whenever I look at these two socialite parasites and media whores, I am reminded that so many people work really hard [many jobs, etc] to improve their lives either by starting businesses, educating themselves and so on.
    These two, and others like them, are a waste of space. They do little else but stand around being photograph by sleazebags or being paid by other sleazebags, like escorts, to make party appearances.
    If you ever think you are a failure…think again. There are the Hilton sisters.
    Failures as human beings.

    As for Richardson. He looks like he graduate with honours from the Jimmy Savile school of sleaze.

  20. MsAubra says:

    I miss Paris…

    *drinks arsenic*

  21. Zizi says:

    Retiring rich white trash meets creepy photo-perv-grapher.
    Definitely match made in Sleazy photography heaven.

  22. klue says:

    Gross. I need a palate cleaser so heading back to ogle Emily Natajkowski

  23. Kiddo says:

    Miley, being young and on the rise, unfortunately brought some legitimacy to Richardson. Thank you Paris for setting him back where he should be. Hopefully now the blasting flash, white background, sharing stupid signature glasses, in an environment of spent bodily fluids has officially jumped the shark.

  24. Sara says:

    She is up their with Britney Spears as far as having terrible style.

  25. Quinn Parker says:

    Bless her heart, Paris is just not an attractive woman at all. She manages to look sexless, skinny and manly all at the same time…a tough achievement.

    I can remember when I hated this trick with the fire of a thousand suns. Boy, how the massive amounts of famewhores around now have numbed my soul. :( Paris just kind of looks campy at this point.

  26. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Ugh, is it just me or is Paris not even that pretty? Maybe it’s because she absolutely insists on dressing like she’s a 21 year old who can club for the first time–but looking at her is hard.

    Wtf were her parents doing all her life? I know that her grandfather cut her (and her parents??) off, so who does all that hotel money go to? I hope they have at least one or two kids who are going to run the business the right way. Or at least are out with REAL jobs–none of that dj bullsh-t.

    • Bridget says:

      Hilton Hotels aren’t a family business like that. I’m pretty sure it’s run by your standard CEO, Board of Directors etc. The hilton money went into a charitable foundation, and there were a lot of kids to split even among the first generation. Paris Hilton being a rich heiress was actually a myth – Rick Hilton made good money as a real rstate agent, but not the kind of money people thought a Hilton would have. She probably made way more money herself, considering how high her appearance fee was at one point, and how many things she licensed her name out to. Oh, and the sex tape.

  27. shellybean says:

    I like Nicky’s dress. That’s all I’ve got.

  28. GirlyGirl says:

    Isn’t Paris a bit old for Pervy Uncle Terry?

  29. Bej says:

    Yesterday (I think?) someone included a link to a tumblr page called I Miss The Old Terry, that I made the mistake of clicking on. (I won’t include the link myself to protect the rest of you from making the same mistake) Horrifying! I am still unable to close my eyes without seeing his disgusting evidence of model f***ing. Straight up pornography. How he can get anybody other than porn wannabes into his studio with that stuff being out there is just mind boggling.

  30. bbb1975 says:

    His eyes creep me out, even without ever seeing a single picture he has taken I’d think he was a perv

  31. Leila in Wunderland says:

    I don’t have a problem with her posing in a bikini or think she’s ‘too old’ at 32 to do that, but I am glad that she’s fading. To me Paris was worse than Kim K because she was bitchier. But I don’t think the Kardashians will fade as fast as she has because there are more of them, Kim has a baby, and she’s with Kanye.

  32. Sachi says:

    Her photos only ever show the right side of her face because her left eye is very wonky.

    Also, doesn’t she have brown eyes? When she went on Larry King after her stint in jail, she had brown eyes. Maybe her eyes would look less wonky if she ditched the contact lenses.

    As for this photo shoot…I find it sad. Paris can’t even pose well. Her pose here is one and the same as in the Simple Life promo photos. She never changed. Her face doesn’t really scream “I’m so hot, better than you!” like before, but more “Someone please pay attention to me.”

    Even Nicole Richie has matured and ventured into other things.

  33. Asdfg says:

    Gross. Her lazy eye has gotten worse. Not even her signature side pose can make it look not lazy. Lol.

    To think are President has been photographed by him is disturbing.

  34. Lisa says:

    Nice legs, but you know how you can just tell someone’s kind of got a weak personality by looking at them? It’s written all over her. Everything about her face is just soft and uninteresting, like her.

  35. Emily C. says:

    They deserve each other. And I don’t normally believe Lainey’s superstitious twaddle about luck, but I hope she’s right about Paris Hilton, because if so Terry is going to crash and burn hard, and soon.

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  37. Psychgirl says:

    She really looks exactly like her aunt Kyle except with blonde hair

  38. idontknowyouyoudontknowme says:

    I dont really care about Parasite Hilton, however I dont think its “sad” when 32 year olds think they are still in their early twenties.

    Granted, you would be expected to mature a bit, but my man is 32 and I love his childlike wonder and enthusiasm :)

  39. xoxokaligrl says:

    Ugh.. I feel so disgusted with myself that I think she looks so pretty..
    I need a shower now..