Paris Hilton released a new single a week ago. I think. Yes … she did. The song is called “Good Time,” and it arrived with a video of Paris feeling her own legs up and dancing at a backyard pool party. Other stuff might happen too, I don’t know. I pride myself for having a high tolerance for crap, but I couldn’t make it through more than 30 seconds of that video.
To no one’s surprise, no one really cares about Paris and her silly, vacant song. She will probably end up using it solely for one of her “DJ” gigs. At this point, Paris is desperate for attention, so she pulled a page out of the Miley Cyrus playbook. Paris paid a visit to Terry Richardson’s revolting studio. She dragged poor Nicky with her, and at least Nicky had the sense to keep her clothes on. Paris donned a cheap, S&M-inspired bikini ensemble and pose-harded her little heart out.
This is really sad, isn’t it? Paris is 32 years old and still thinks she’s 21. Terry would like to think she’s under 18. Does Paris really think posing for Terry will make her relevant again? Nothing could work that kind of magic.
Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson’s [Revolting] Diary