Brandi Glanville, Kyle, Kim & Lisa: who looked the best at the RHOBH premiere?


These are some photos from last night’s RHOBH/Vanderpump Rules crossover party last night in Hollywood. Obviously, all of the Botox doctors are now completely dry this morning, having used all their “magic” to make all of these ladies look presentable last night. It’s not so much that Botox annoys me (although I do hate Botox), it’s that too many women in general and all of these women specifically get BAD Botox. As in, none of this work is subtle or debatable in the least. They all want to look plastic and fake and they achieved that.

Anyway, I’m including photos of Brandi Glanville and her side-boob (ugh!), Kim Richards (who looks like the pre-party was intense), Yolanda Whatever, Kyle Richards and her husband (and his wandering dong – ALLEGEDLY!), Scheana Marie, Lisa Vanderpump, etc.

Brandi just gave an interview to the new issue of Life & Style too – you can read it here. She’s talking about the idea of getting married again (to anyone) and she says: “I don’t want to get married again. I don’t know if I 100-percent believe relationships are supposed to be lifelong.” She also says divorce “brings out the worst in people” and “I like being single and that there’s not a guy I’m pining for and sad over… I have a great time with my friends. There’s no one breaking my heart right now. I’m not in that place — I’m happily moving forward.” Okay. I believe her. I think a lot of women feel that way after a bad divorce.








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  1. brin says:

    Wowza…Brandi looks stunning!!

  2. mrspatrickbateman says:

    Ugh that dress is doing Kyle no favors and her husband is looking as smarmy as ever.

  3. Buckwild says:

    Those Richard sisters are posing hard as hell in that last photo.

    Brandi – her makeup artist needs to tone down the blush. Wowza.

  4. smee says:

    Brandi Glanville went with the “Ladylike Slutty” look I see….

    • OrangeBlohan says:

      Jealous much? She looks great!

    • ncmagnolia says:

      Wow, I think she looks awesome!

      So there’s a little sheer side-boob. She’s looking gorgeous, very demure for her and much more age appropriate. Kudos, Brandi!

      • Ming says:

        this is for snowpea::
        as an American living in Australia I too have seen how judgemental and uptight americans are about body parts and showing skin.
        everyone doesn’t have to dress the same. its called having a unique personality and expressing it however you so choose. people with eyes can simply shut them.
        its sad to think there is a one size fits all dress code for females.

      • Snowpea says:

        Ming how fascinating to be an American living in Australia! Because you can compare the cultures with an experience that I lack.

        Australian and American culture is remarkably similar but there are differences and this is one of them. I am never quite sure of how to respond to the panic and contempt expressed here over the showing of a nipple or a sideboob by a celebrity or equivalent.

        Here in Australia we can never quite fathom how Americans (abviously not all of them but there is a strong puritanical streak that cannot be ignored) get so upset by a bosom in public (Janet Jackson and JT for instance) but are happy to tolerate incredible violence and guns in ordinary life.

        We DO have guns here but they are generally isolated to farmers, police officers and security personnel.

        The average person does not own a gun, nor do we want to.

        So it is very very baffling to us how guns are so commonplace (and subsequently gun violence) but bosoms are to be feared and hidden.

  5. eliza says:

    YoYo looks the best but Lisa is my favorite.

    I know this site adores Glanville but I am bored with her “unfiltered” self. At this point she isn’t interesting any longer. Sorry. Just am not a fan.

  6. TheOriginalKitten says:

    All of these women are pretty gross and a reminder of what I DON’T want to look like in the future.

    Brandi would look great if she chilled a bit with all the fillers.

  7. Victoria says:

    Brandi looks fabulous! Love, love, love the whole look. :)

  8. Kaye says:

    Why do all these people look like caricatures? Is this on purpose?

  9. Christin says:

    Kim was a child and teen actress during my own growing up years and she just looks so different in the eyes now. Maybe it’s fillers or whatever?

    • lem says:

      I think it’s probably the insane cocktail of meds she takes. Also, according to a blind I read recently, her family (i.e. Kyle and Mauricio) are doing everything in their power to make sure she doesn’t enjoy any acting success. If I had to guess, she really is on the verge of tears all the time b/c her life is a wreck.

    • shellybean says:

      Well, she had a nose job last season, and at the time I thought it completely changed the look of her face and eyes. They took off the tip and made it rounder, which made her face seem rounder to me.

  10. Chillax says:

    Who ARE these horrible women?

  11. Barrett says:

    These pics gave me a great laugh on a sh*tty work day! Thanks.

  12. Francesca says:

    Whatever the opposite of a wolf whistle is.

  13. Diane says:

    Yolanda is my favorite followed by Lisa. They are both fairly sensible in a sea of fruits and nuts.

  14. sala says:

    The blonde woman in the orange dress is the only one that I think looks good. Especially love her shoes.

    The rest of them, well the whole Beverly Hills look seems so unattractively plastic barbie and tacky. That herve leger bandage dress on Kyle, or the trowel-applied makeup she and Brandi are sporting, along with their painful looking stretched faces. I don’t get it.

  15. Not says:

    The question should’ve been, who looked more plastic?

  16. ThatGirl says:

    Lisa’s dress was the nicest. IMO. BG looked good though too! She has such strong features that I always find her makeup look to be…how do I put this….ridden hard & put away wet or like its morning makeup in natural/ pink looking makeup. She suits a red lip. She goes from worked to vampy & sexy. Again, totally just MHO.
    Yolanda looked good too. What else is new, though.

  17. Murphy says:

    If I ever get divorced (and I came close in February) i’m never getting married again either. I’m going to move into a tiny cape cod house and adopt a million dogs and become a foodie. Only my sister and my high school friends can come visit.

  18. QQ says:

    Is a train wreck: a gang of women over 40, 50%bionic at this point with all the catfacing and fuckery, that just by their age, should know better but clearly don’t to be walking around clad like either drunk coeds in vegas or the worst dressed girls at the mtv awards, down to all the weaves. UGH

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Oh have to stop, QQ.

      Laughing so hard right now…gonna get fired at any second..

    • betty says:

      I have never seen a such a bunch of jealous catty women. There looks are not for all. Different strokes for different folks. If it makes you feel good do it Women need to stop putting others down because this is not their lifestyle. Men are different from women they are not petty and catty like most women . I like women that are unique and have their own style and don’t try to fit into the mold. Because you are a certain age doesn’t mean you have to dress a certain way. Women are still sexy at 50 and Jane Fonda and Raquel Welch are in their 60s and 70s and still look good.

  19. Patricia says:

    For a second there I thought Brandi was actually dressing appropriately. Oops I should have known she can’t possibly get dressed without trashing it up one way or another. I’m not a fan but i keep rooting form her to grow up and learn how to dress her fabulous body without looking like a desperate 20 year old on the ho stroll. I guess I’ll have to keep waiting…

  20. Ok says:

    Oh I am so glad Yolanda is back because she is my favorite. Just adore her.

    I cannot believe Scheana is now part of the show. I guess if they could not get Leann Rimes to sign up than Schaena. I think that signals they are desperate for story lines.

  21. Rita says:

    Brandi looks gorgeous. She’s number one of the bunch…..then Lisa’s dog is a distant second, after that it’s a draw.

  22. themummy says:

    Brandi looks amazing. The makeup might be a bit much but she looks good. The side boob…meh…on one hand–look at it! It’s a very nice side boob. On the other hand, put that shit away. Overall, I think she looks great. Everyone else, though, gross.

  23. Raised Brow says:

    Yolanda “Whatever” is BRINGING IT!!! Her body is everything, and I love the style and fit of her dress.

  24. Emily C. says:

    My god, what a group of hideous people, and in a line all together like that, they’re terrifying. It’s like that Twilight Zone where everyone looks like a pig. Seriously unnatural-looking and creepy as hell.

    • Sunlily says:

      It’s like they don’t realize that they can shop in other departments besides the Junior’s section. Too gawdamn old to be dressing like this.

      That episode gave me nightmare fuel for days. The one with the “pig doctors”. Will never forget that episode.

  25. Myriam says:

    Yolanda and Brandi look the best. Although Yolanda’s dress is not attention-worthy, the color is gorgeous and compliments her. Joyce Giraud looks like she’s at a pageant. Oh god Lisa, what is with the turtleneck/choker dress? The other new woman? No comment. Everybody else is plain as bread.

  26. shellybean says:

    Brandi’s actually pretty covered up for once, she looks good. I can’t wait for these crazy bitches to be back on my tv. I have the popcorn and wine ready.

  27. Mel says:

    I think Yolanda’s dress is the best but her face always looks so HARSH when her hair is pulled back hard. The extreme blonde doesn’t suit her and makes her look weird, and her hair so tightly pulled back always makes her look really harsh and rough in the face. If she just stopped the cheap bleach and/or at least let her hair down and have it fall softly around her face she’d look better.

  28. hadleyb says:

    Giggy hands down wins best dressed and best looking on the show.

    Love him.

  29. Maggie says:

    They all look like used up old hookers.

  30. Mango says:

    I like the concept of Lisa’s dress the most out of all of them (is it the same McQueen that Kate Hudson wore a while ago?) but on her it’s coming off a little too funeral director. And perhaps too formal next to the other ladies?

    Yolanda’s bod is bangin’.

    Everyone else…I question their taste levels. Whither Camille? I miss her icy blonde glare.

  31. laura says:

    They all look lovely, Brandi is just stunning!

  32. mojoman says:

    They are more convincingly plastic than my kitchen tupperware so that will tell you something..

  33. gg says:

    Have mercy – they look like a lineup of clowns. With the husbands, even sillier. And Brandi has entered the realm of The Joker with the over-smile and surgical cheeks. Yikes!

  34. Jasmine says:

    Kyle’s look is so dated! That bandage dress and awful long Elvira hair!!!

  35. Jayna says:

    The only ones that looked really good are Scheana and the woman with dark hair in pink. I guess they haven’t gotten addicted to botox and fillers and fake lips yet.

  36. Snowpea says:

    Where the hell is Why? We have not seem them in forever!

  37. Jennifer12 says:

    Brandi looks pretty and that’s a good length for her. But she looks better in straight skirts, and there was no need for that ugly shirt. She would look great in a simple, tight, knee length dress.

  38. Ming says:

    Kyle owns a fashion boutique??
    I wouldn’t know judging by her 2009 bandage dress. time to retire it.

  39. CJ Berk says:

    Those cheek implants are scary looking. I wonder if they can ever be removed?
    These women are nuts….they have to get out of Bev.Hills.

  40. Andrea says:

    Americans are prudes why side boob is SUCH an issue. I am an American living in Canada and I can assure you that this is true. I used to show off my boobs in shirts at times in the states (not here are all my boobs just a touch tastefully)and I got sooo much flack for it, even guys said that I needed more “modesty”. The country was founded by Puritans end stop.

  41. Chell says:

    Lisa looks like one of the Jackson’s! Wowza!!!

  42. anais says:

    Every time I see ‘this’, I’m reminded of how Gerard Butler disgusted me. Completely. Even more than White House Down or Olympus has fallen or whatever it’s called.

  43. Tyler says:

    Um, Brandi’s legs look freaky thin. They always look pretty thin, but they look skeletal in these photos.

  44. Cindy says:

    I can’t post but here is latest evidence of Leann SWFing Brandi this week.
    She is insane.

  45. VioletCrumble says:

    I’ve no idea who these women are. Clearly, they’re not being “themselves”, not being individual and doing their own thing. They are hell-bent on out-doing each other to look the youngest, best preserved, sexiest, most photographed, most relevant… They are clones of each other. All silicone and plastic. Fakery and fuckery. It’s not jealousy. It’s sadness and bewilderment that grown women cannot even see that they, and their cohorts, look like waxen aliens; that all they need to do is whack out the cheque book and buy a new facial “feature” that in no way enhances their natural beauty. Gawd, what happened to Hollywood?

  46. Denise says:

    I want to scrub their faces!

  47. Really? says:

    HELL NO the the fugly orange, it is so NOT fashion…save the orange for fast food restaurant uniforms or low cost airline attendant uniforms. Uggghhhh Yolanda, you could look sooo much better. Can’t believe Kyle went with that ridiculous and outdated mummy dress, no, no, no, but at least it wasn’t orange. Brandi’s looking ok…but the dress may have looked better in the dressing room than it does on the red carpet.