Cate Blanchett does not want to be ‘stroked & massaged like a little guinea pig’

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Cate Blanchett covers the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK. What do you think of the cover? I love Cate, and my default setting is “whatever Cate is doing, I will love it.” So… I think the cover is very striking and, as always, Cate looks so effortlessly chic. That being said, the cover sort of looks like Cate is standing in front of Georgina Chapman’s RUFFLEBOARD at the Marchesa studio. I’m sure Cate is wearing, like, Chanel or something, but the background just looks so budget and Marchesa. Which brings me to an interesting question: is Cate Blanchett’s inherent style and chicness so all-encompassing that she would be the one woman in the world who could pull off a Marchesa gown? It’s not that we really need to contemplate this because of course she would never. RIGHT?!

As for this Bazaar UK interview, the UK site already published a lengthy excerpt – you can read it here. It’s actually a conversation between Cate, the Bazaar interviewer and Woody Allen. I’m reminded once again of something rather strange – Woody Allen really wants Cate to get nominated for everything for Blue Jasmine. Woody rarely does any press for his films, much less press for the actors in his films. He must really adore Cate. It’s actually a difficult piece to try to excerpt from, so it’s best to just read the whole thing – Woody plays the curmudgeon and Cate plays the enigma/diva. It’s actually kind of cool piece.

Cate on Woody’s social awkwardness: “It is funny because I often feel the only way to have something to talk about with someone is to work together. Then at least you’ve got something to discuss…. Well, when you cast me, I was lucky because I lived so far away and we could keep it brief on the phone. We didn’t even have to see one another.”

Cate on Woody’s directing style: “What I really welcomed was that if you didn’t like something, you’d say it. What happens a lot in film, though not so much in the theatre, is that you get stroked and sort of massaged, like a little guinea pig. Whereas you’re very clear. I don’t know whether it’s your history in stand-up; it works or it doesn’t work, it’s interesting or it’s boring. Is that easier when you’re acting in a film, because you can feel it from the inside?”

Woody didn’t realize how the costume designer got all of those amazing clothes: “I was shocked to learn by reading in The New York Times that the costume designer on Blue Jasmine, Suzy Benzinger, had a budget of only $35,000 for every costume in the film. I knew the budget was limited, but I had no idea.”

Cate on the wardrobe: “The Hermès bag I was carrying was worth more than her whole budget, and there I was, throwing it on the sidewalk again and again. I felt her blood pressure go up every time it hit the pavement. We borrowed it. But the waiting list for those bags is decades. You’re in wheelchairs before they arrive. I think I borrowed the PR girl’s bag, but I didn’t find that out until I’d thrown it on the sidewalk for the seventh time.”

Cate on the hardest part of filmmaking: “For me, publicity is the hardest. I was trying to explain to someone yesterday that the decisions you make as an actor have to be instinctual, it has to come alive between you and the other actors. Maybe because I am a goldfish, when a shoot ends I leave behind the reasons I’ve done what I have done. To come back six months later and dredge all that stuff up for publicity is difficult.”

Cate’s work choices: “After I had children, I think by necessity I became a lot more economical in the way that I worked. My first question when my agent calls is: ‘Who’s directing and when are they shooting?’ I always ask: ‘How long do they need me?’ Which sounds banal, but it helps keep you rational. Like you were saying, you shoot in the school holidays. Of course, my children’s summer holidays are entirely different, as we live in the hemisphere that fills Woody with horror: that hot, faraway, long-haul hemisphere. Nothing fills Woody with more terror… But children are hilarious. My children were very impressed when I became a piece of Lego [for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]. I warned them there wouldn’t be any merchandise from Blue Jasmine.”

[From Harper’s Bazaar UK]

There’s so much more at that link – Woody talking about his kids with Soon-Yi, how he keeps his life compartmentalized, how one of Soon-Yi’s stories (about one of her friends) was the inspiration for Blue Jasmine. It’s clear that Woody and Cate really do have an interesting, friendly relationship. And he wants her to win the Oscar for his film. I wonder… does Woody’s vocal support mean much to Cate’s Oscar campaign? We’ll have to see how Meryl Streep’s campaign pans out.

Also – I love Cate’s imagery. “Stroked like a little guinea pig” and “because I’m such a goldfish” etc. I LOVE HER. I would stroke her like a guinea pig.

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Photos courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar UK.

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  1. Dorothy#1 says:

    To me Woody is no better than Roman Polanski. I wish people refused to work with him.

    • smee says:

      I agree. I just read the Mia Farrow story on the Vanity Fair site and it’s pretty damning for Woody.

    • Birdie says:

      I lose respect for every actor working with Allen, even Cate.

    • KC says:

      I agree. People who claim to be able to distinguish the “art” from the artist creep me out a little bit. If I find out that my baker is a predator and has no respect for boundaries, I find a new baker. I dont keep him in business just because I once liked his red velvet cake. Talent in whatever field doesnt give you a pass to be a creep.

      • Dorothy#1 says:

        lol!! I agree 100% 🙂

      • lunchcoma says:

        I sometimes try to distinguish between art and artist, but here it’s particularly hard. It’s not as if Woody is a composer or someone who makes nature documentaries. His movies often deal with gender, and his creepy attitudes about women seep in.

    • A~ says:

      Completely agree.

  2. smee says:

    They’ve got the brightness so jacked up in those photos that there’s barely any detail left in her face. Seems very heavy-handed and not her usual deal – she almost looks like Winslet in the second pic………

  3. lower-case deb says:

    are we currently witnessing Cate’s Beige Period? its all she wears these days.

    however, reading Cate’s interview is always a delight even just for how she describes things. must be great not just to have a great vocabulary but also a sense of prose to use them.

  4. jinni says:

    That cover is so bland everything is the same color. She looks like an reanimated corpse and I say this a s someone who usually likes pictures of her. The fact that Woody wants her to win makes me hope she doesn’t. I don’t want anything associated with him to win at all.

  5. BW says:

    I must be the only one who hates Woody Allen movies. I’ve tried to watch them for years. I say, “Oh, that was a joke,” but it doesn’t make me laugh. Plus, I’m Jewish, but I grew up in the South as the only Jew in my town, so I don’t get the whole New York Jewish angst thing that Woody does. New York is like a different planet to me.

    • eliza says:

      Uh no. You are not alone in hating his movies. The only one I tolerated was Match Point and that was because of Jonathan Rhys Meyers only.

      • Kaye says:

        As a rule I don’t like his movies either, but I did enjoy Vicky Cristina Barcelona, possibly because Javier Bardem’s overwhelming masculinity made up for everything else.

    • Diego Alonso says:

      I have a lot of friends who feel like this so I got to the conclusion that if you get the woodman humor and wittiness the first time you will love most of his movies otherwise you will totally hate them forever. Granted I said this, I think Blue Jasmine is definitely one of his best dramas (or dramedy) on par with his classic like Crimes and Misdemeanors, Interiors and Husbands and Wives. And I even think Jasmine French is one of his best written characters and not just a neurotic mess like some of his recent efforts.

    • A~ says:

      I absolutely loathed Blue Jasmine with every fiber of my being. It left me depressed for days, and I felt his misogyny in every single scene.

  6. blue marie says:

    She’s gorgeous right? The face photo, lovely. I like Cate so, so much but I don’t like the familiar tone she uses with Allen, he’s gross.

    And you know that PR girl probably wore those purse scratches with pride, I would have. I’d be all like, “You see this scuff, yeah Cate made that with throw number 6” I would be the annoying girl that never quit talking about her stupid bag.

    • deehunny says:

      Yes, and now it is movie memorabilia and worth tons more. Fact: I’ve seen antiques roadshow

  7. Anna says:

    Styling is more ‘princess’ than chic, but as always, Cate elevates it.

    I think the Hermes exclusivity is being blown out of proportions. If Posh can have like 50 of those bags (and it was borrowed from ‘a PR girl’), clearly it’s easier to get than, like, the hair from the unicorn’s mane, or dragon heart string. Which is what she makes it sound like. Also, a 35cm calfskin, which would be sold new for $12-14k, not $35k (that’s for croc versions).

  8. davidbowie says:

    Seriously, I love this woman. She even makes creepy Woody Allen interesting.

  9. ag-UK says:

    Love her, she can do no wrong in my eyes. Him I don’t really think about on any level but the film was really good.

    • Diego Alonso says:

      Yeah the film was really great (my favorite of Woody since Bullets over Broadway) but also very depressing. I get that Jasmine (or Jeannette) was vapid and materialistic but she didn’t deserve such awful end, I still feel bad for her.

  10. Mandy says:

    So stunning! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.

  11. Kiddo says:

    I think I’m the only one who is tiring of her. Great actress, but coming dangerously close to overexposure. Want to wager that, in the new film, her character mimics the Woody Allen stutter routine? They all do.

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      @Kiddo, who wrote: “I think I’m the only one who is tiring of her. Great actress, but coming dangerously close to overexposure. Want to wager that, in the new film, her character mimics the Woody Allen stutter routine? They all do.”

      Did you even ‘see’ “Blue Jasmine” (the film Cate just made with Woody Allen)? If she didn’t do it there why on Earth would she do it in any other film??

      • Kiddo says:

        No, I haven’t seen it, just a mere clip. I thought this was the film they were discussing? I was relying on past Allen films, where Diane Keaton, Owen Wilson and a huge host of other people, pulled the same speech pattern in his films. I didn’t say she did it in all of *her* films, I’m surmising she did it in *this* film because it’s almost a trademark thing with him, in that he substitutes the actors for his own staccato-stuttering method voice in the productions. It’s a pattern for Allen.

        I’m not tiring of her because of the attachment to Allen’s film, I’m tiring of her because she is everywhere these days.

    • Sisi says:

      What? Are we talking about Cate here?, because she is not even a little bit overexposed at all. She has been promoting her only new movie this year after years of only focusing in the theater, so it’s not like she is giving a lot of interviews or going to random events all the time.

      • Kiddo says:

        Maybe it’s just CB fawning over her. Probably Cumberbatch isn’t as exposed as I perceive him to be either.

    • GreenTurtle says:

      I don’t feel that way, but I definitely defend your right to say it. Goodness, but people get all crazy about defending every little thing about some celebrities. I think you’re right in comparing it to the Cumberbatch obsession.

    • mlisa says:

      Well I actually feel otherwise (that she is very little in the public eye) and she is making me miss her epic rep carpet looks. It seems that she is very low profile nowadays (well since 2008 at least). Luckily she will be all over the place this award season.

  12. eliza says:

    Woody Allen has a face that begs to be punched.

  13. NovemberScorpio says:

    Ugh, she is so SO gorgeous.

  14. Allison says:

    A friend is in London on a month-long research trip and I asked her to get me a bottle of Armani Si perfume, scent unsmelled, because Cate Blanchett’s face in the ad. I am not too proud to admit I was sold on a picture of her face.

  15. mata says:

    I, on the other hand, would love to be “stroked and massaged like a little guinea pig”.

  16. GIRLFACE says:

    I love her. Can’t stand Woody.

  17. Sisi says:

    She looks marvelous in that cover, totally gorgeous and stunning. I really enjoy the enterview between her and Woody (and I know some people find him gross but here he came as a quirky and interesting guy, so I do not know for real), it was entertaining. I really hope she wins that second oscar, because having seen almost all the other contenders (Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep, Judi Dench, Emma Thompson, Brie Larson, Julie Delpy, Kate Winslet, and even Adele Exarchoupulos) I can say she was definitely gave the best performance this year. She was outstanding!

  18. Tatiana says:

    My forever girlcrush since the nineties. As usual queen Cate always leaves me speechless with her beauty and poise. She even made Woody Allen seem likable so some extent if that’s even possible.

  19. TherapyCranes says:

    I like her in flesh tones. It compliments that fine skin tone so well. I am a ginger with the same coloring. I wonder if I can wear beige……hmm.

  20. Ok says:

    Cate no no no noooooo. Not Woody. Not Woody. He is vile. Why oh why oh why oh why.

    Yuck.

  21. joan says:

    To the Commenter Putting Down Blue Jasmine Yet Admitting You Haven’t Even Seen It —

    This happens all the time on comment pages and I’m getting awfully tired of it. IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT, DON’T CRITIQUE IT.

    Simple.

  22. morganalefey says:

    God, I really want her to win this year. She was so fantastic in this movie.
    She does look ethereally beautiful and true, it’s not groundbreaking, but sometimes you just enjoy basking in the pretty while you hate her. It is a lovely amuse bouche after that tacky black dress.

  23. mlisa says:

    Great interview and photoshoot. I will always have a soft spot for her as she played Elizabeth Tudor (one of my favorites historical icons ever), so it is nice to see her as an almost lock for the best actress oscar after 1998 when she infamously loose to some Goop woman.
    Also,her face is one of the most beautiful I’ve ever seen. Unique but stunning nonetheless.

  24. Diego Alonso says:

    I have always consider her one of the few truly beautiful women in hollywood since I saw her as a kid in the LOTR and even in my teenager years had a huge crush on her (and Rachel Weisz), that my then girlfriend thought was a little creepy as I didn’t know her. But she reminds me of Tracy Lord in the Philadelphia Story movie, in the way that she seems goddess like (almost unreachable and aloof) but also very sweet and candid.
    Anyway, she looks marvelous and lumiscent in a very soft way in the cover.