Here are Leonardo DiCaprio and Jean Dujardin at the world premiere of The Wolf of Wall Street (i.e., “the height of debauchery“) in Paris. These two were the only stars to walk the red carpet with director Martin Scorsese. No Margot Robbie, no Matthew McConaughey, and no Jonah Hill. This seems like a strange tactic for a world premiere, and I am genuinely surprised they didn’t bring Margot along to be the fashion girl of the red carpet.
So we are left to ogle only Leo and Jean and to decide which one we’d rather hit. From a physical standpoint, I’d definitely go with Jean. Leo is and will always be the grumpy chihuahua to me. Jean looks so smooth and suave, and his accent is to swoon for. Yet if I have to consider personality and what each guy has to offer, things get tough. Jean is recently single but probably cheated on his wife, so all of the adorable enthusiasm during his Oscar acceptance speech goes out the door. Leo is also known for his womanizing ways, but maybe I’d get a Prius out of the deal. That might be worth the trouble of bleaching my hair blonde and wearing VS lingerie to get Leo’s attention. Jean doesn’t seem like he has a type other than women, so maybe he’d be worth it for one good roll in the hay. Of course, Marty Scorsese looks awfully cute in these photos too. Hmm.
On a slightly more serious note, Leo just jumped into the electric race-car business. He’s teaming up with Venturi Automobiles to enter a team in the FIA Formula E Championship for electric cars. Leo says, “The future of our planet depends on our ability to embrace fuel-efficient, clean-energy vehicles.” The cars can only run on a charge for 25 minutes, so I guess drivers have to switch cars during the race. God, that sounds complicated, and Leo is so selective with his environmental principles that it’s hard to take him seriously.
In short, I’m going with Jean. You ladies can have Leo all to yourselves.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
Wow, Leo looks old and weathered. But at least he de-bloated.
Still…neither.
Anna I agree with you completely on everything!
True that, anna, neither is fine by me.
NO thanks to either…………Imma close up shop and take my lady biscuits else where.
Ha!. Me too!
That’s a ‘neither’ from me as well. Jean was hot in ”The Artist” but in ‘real life’ he always looks a bit sleazy. I’m going to add him to the list of actors who were only hot in one role – Russell Crowe in ‘Gladiator’, Henry Cavill in ‘The Tudors’ and his fellow Frenchman Olivier Martinez in ‘Unfaithful’.
Any other suggestions?
Brendan Fraser in The Mummy, Steve Zahn in Joyride, Vince Vaughn in Swingers and Matthew McFadyen in Pride and Prejudice
Nice ones, nico. I agree wholeheartedly.
Gerard Butler in ‘300’?
Agreed, there is nothing attractive about Leo.
Leo’s eyebrows are freaking me out. It’s like someone put a cup over each eye and drew them on with a sharpie.
LMAO!
@T.Fanty I laughed so hard at what you wrote,that I got kicked out of the class! Totally worth it 😀
God, that made me actually laugh out loud.
that’s freaking hilarious! T.Fanty, you need your own TV show critiquing movies/red carpet arrivals/celebrities. I would not only watch it religiously, I would buy the DVD’s and watch it again and again! You’re MUCH funnier and honest than the saps paid big bucks to critique for the networks. You can even have the “sharpie” award, for worst eyebrows of the week!
Do it!!
Leo doesn’t look as tired as he usually does, so I guess that’s a plus (and is hair looks fuller than it usually does) But still I’ll pass on Leo even though I never really had a chance since I’m not tall and skinny enough nor have I slept with Adam Levine.
btw Leo seems only to be environmentally friendly when it’s convenient. i.e. when there aren’t models to fly around the world on private jets then have them parade around in bikinis on huge gas guzzling yachts.
I think all evironmentally friendly celebs fail to understand that living evironmentally actually means restricting your life style, not showering doesn´t really make a difference when you increase your carbon foot print by only flying in private jets.
Jean, honey, button up your shirt. You look sleazy like this.
+1
They both look sleazy so neither for me.
+2 I like Jean a lot …but he does emanate an aura of Sleazy French Dude..
I would still choose him over Leo though.
If you had no idea who those two were – no money, no fame in the equation – Jean Dujardin would always win.
Yup.
Yup Jean all the way
He looks like a real man.
Leo
Jean is creepy.
Neither
I’d take them both. At the same time, just for one night only. Neither seem like bf material but a one-night ménage à trois? Yes please!
ménage à trois … oh, the perfect scenario lol.
I have to go with Leo though. He is my gem.
Dujardin. Totally…….
Who would I rather?
Neither.
I would def take Jean, but only because accents totally make me all tingly!!!! A man with a sexy accent will do it for me everytime!!!
How have I never noticed Jean before? He’s foxy.
As always, Leo looks Lohan-level bloated. I have never found him attractive, not for a minute of my life. However, I will concede that he’s a pretty good actor.
Get ready ladies….Jonah supposedly has a full frontal nude scene in the move!!!
Oh… not sure I’ll ever be ready for that.
in the movie!!
Nico sweetie..it’s too early in the morning for this kind of a revelation.
That penis scene was cut out to get the R rating from the MPAA. It ‘s all tits, female pubes and asses.
Weirdly, I’m happy about that. Now I’ve confused myself.
Note to self: Do NOT watch the DVD extras.
Normally I would complain about the MPAA’s ridiculous double standards, but in this case…nah.
Thanks for giving me another reason NOT to see the movie :).
Jean Dujardin always. Leo, no. The hard living is starting to catch up with his face imo.
Dujardin, hands down, no contest, laugh, walk away …
Leo is so gross and smarmy. Watching Great Gatsby was ridiculous because of his greasy, bronzed, wrinkly looking too old face matched up with Carey Mulligan’s delicate beauty.
B!tch, please!
I would def take Leo. No argument here.
WAT
he looked good in gatsby
His face looked like a used up catcher’s mitt
He was gorgeous in Gatsby.
Jean seems like fun so it would have to be him. Cant believe i am saying this, when i was a teenager i was a Leo stan but he just doesnt do it for me anymore.
Jean. So many times, Jean.
Leo has never, ever, EVER been attractive.
EVER!
I’d give Jean a go, though.
Leo!
Anyday, anytime, anywhere. I don’t care.
I agree! Leo is one of my favorite actors and one of my forever dongs. I’d love to have a night with him!
me too! I’d climb that like a tree.
Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo and Leo again.
Oh, Dujardin. Shame on you!
Leo is single and does not have any kids, he can act single.
In a side note: can’t believe Jean has an Oscar and Leo does not.
ITA at the Oscar comment. I really hope Leo gets one soon, he is long overdue…
I agree. Skeeviness aside, Leo is a wonderfully talented actor IMO.
He’s getting good reviews for this film. Will this be his year? I hope so.
Leo looks like some sort of Dr Moreau DNA-splice experiment involving Fat Marlon Brando, Daniel Radcliffe’s greasy hair extensions and a puffer fish. I can’t believe he’s only 38. I bet he sneaked off after the premiere to offer diet candy to little supermodels in his van.
“Dr Moreau DNA-splice experiment involving Fat Marlon Brando, Daniel Radcliffe’s greasy hair extensions and a puffer fish.”
LMAO! “Puffer Fish”…*snickers*
You have a great imagination because that was one hell of a way to describe DiCaprio. LOL.
Ouch! I’m seeing more of a skinny Orson Welles with a tan. Brando had those amazing big, soulful eyes that never seemed to get lost in his bloat.
Brando is the most tragic case of lost beauty ever.
Personality or not, Leo knows how to wear a suit.
ITA. He rocks a suit like nobody’s business.
Did anybody see that story that Leo’s step-brother has been missing for over a month?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2521194/Leonardo-DiCaprio-attends-Parisian-premiere-The-Wolf-Of-Wall-Street-amid-fears-missing-step-brother.html
Dang…they look a lot alike huh?
Hope he’s somewhere safe..
The article says he was in jail for three weeks then took off. Sounds like they’re used to this. Funny how they do look alike considering they’re step brothers, not half brothers.
Oooh, Jean fo’ sho’. He looks like he’d be fun and sensual and wouldn’t care if my legs were shaved. Leo just seems like he’d be too much work to make happy.
dujardin, sil vous plait.
leo was hot in my book only around romeo & juliet and titanic time. jack, come back!
Nope. The only draw to this movie is the fact that Jon Bernthal is going to be in it and I would hit that seven ways to Sunday. That is one fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine man.
Leo all the way.
Different strokes for different folks.
Not even up for debate: Dujardin, by a landslide.
I’d rather talk to Scorsese – a far more interesting/entertaining man and a lot brighter than either of them.
I was going to say… Scorsese is the man.
Jean reminds me a little of John Hamm, for some reason.
I don’t know what happened to Leo. He was aging so well.
Slightly Off-Topic-The SAG will be announcing their nominations tomorrow, and the Golden Globes will be announcing their nominations on Thursday.
Predictions?
My Predictions-
Actor-Dern, Ejiofor, Phoenix, Redford and Hanks
Actress-Blanchett, Bullock, Thompson
Supp. Actor-Leto, Hanks, Franco, Forte
Supp. Actress-Nyong’o, Winfrey
Movies-TYAS, Her, Gravity, Before Midnight, Captain Phillips, Wolf of Wall Street, American Hustle
Martin Scorsese is 5’4″? I had no idea. He seems much taller because of his character and clout.
I definetly would not mind ending up with Leo. Leo is really a gem with many facets.
Everyone gets mad for bieber calling some girl fat but everyone here is trashing Dicaprio, Jonah and Jean because how gross they look?
yeah i dont get it either :/ i guess it’s because they’re men and they don’t like their “personalities”
(also see the maria kang posts for more hypocrisy)
@Nico. I’d agree with Brendan Frasier but for School Ties and George of the Jungle. He was smoking in those movies. Smoking!
Dujardin all the way, and I’d love to just hang out with Martin Scorcese!
holy sh!t! on 1st glance i thought that was Papa Lohan! 😯 Jesus, i need better glasses!
Love both actors, but I’ll take Jean. Encore et encore…
Jean reminds me of a cross between Sean Connery, George Hamilton, Bruce Campbell. Never DiCaprio.
Maybe I’ve been living in the UK for too long and the Euro influences are too close, but Jean all the way. I don’t think his shirt is too low, and I see sexy, not sleazy. I’m also not shopping for a husband here, know what I mean?
Leo just looks in pain all the time, like he ate a triple bacon cheeseburger and is trying hard not to fart.
Looking at the photo of only DiCaprio and Dujardin: I’m sorry, but it’s obvious to me who the real hot playboy is here. DiCaprio is puffy, boyish, and squinty.