Jennifer Lawrence’s maid found her raunchy ‘gag gifts’: cute or TMI?

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence is everywhere, and I love it. American Hustle hits wide release tomorrow, so she’s making the rounds. She’s been named one of People’s Most Intriguing of the year. Last night, JLaw appeared on Barbara Walters’ final Most Fascinating People show. We already covered her (hopefully exaggerated) desire for fat shaming regulation. Now here are her thoughts on feeling like a zoo animal:

“I don’t know. You feel like a zoo animal, or something. I don’t know what it is. It’s something in somebody’s eyes. It’s like not connecting, not making eye contact sometimes. And now I’m surrounded by people all the time, and I can be so lonely when everyone goes. But I have to remind myself it’s just being alone, it’s not lonely.” She added that in ten years, her dream is to have “everything calm.”

[From ABC]

Fame is a conundrum, but I think Jennifer will be fine. There are times I worry about her because she’s so high-strung and “nitro,” but she’ll be okay as long as she keeps her nose clean. Which she probably will.

Here’s a funnier subject. JLaw stopped by to visit Conan O’Brien last night, and things got a little wacky. We’ve already heard Jennifer tell David Letterman all about sh-tting her pants on the Catching Fire tour (which was only disturbing to me in relation to this dress). Now she’s talking about her stash of (unintentional?) sex toys that a hotel maid found:

“This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of b*tt plugs. It’s a long story. I had a copious amount of b*tt plugs. Tons of b*tt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these b*tt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke. Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table. I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed. I wanted to leave a note like, ‘not mine’ or ‘bought as joke.’”

[From Team Coco]

I totally know who did this to Jennifer. The gifting, I mean. It had to be Josh Hutcherson. They have that type of joking, prank-playing relationship. JLaw asked for this “gift” the time she walked by Josh during an interview and innocently asked, “Is your rash doing okay?

Jennifer also told Conan about how she wet the bed at age 13 and couldn’t wait to tell her friends. God, she’s just a big mess of bodily functions, isn’t she?

JLaw is so damn weird. I wish she hadn’t ducked into Conan’s show without doing a little dance for the paps! As a consolation prize, here are some screencaps of the last time JLaw visited Conan. How could anyone fake this?

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

Screencaps courtesy of Team Coco

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  1. E says:

    She looks really good here! I love the “natural” makeup look and her cute hair cut!

  2. Lucy says:

    Oh, it was totally Josh. 100% sure it was him. And Jen’s awesome as always! I think she’ll be just fine, too.
    PS: Are you sure the rash thing was innocent? It look like she did it on purpose to me lol.

  3. GeeMoney says:

    This is one person, who if has a big fall from grace, I will really feel sorry for.

    It’s almost mind blowing how popular she is at this moment in time. I really hope that she doesn’t sleep with someone’s husband.

  4. BreeinSEA says:

    I think that’s hilarious! Almost same thing happened to me in MOS school. So embarrassing but funny. Jennifer seems like she’s all about making people laugh and smile.

  5. Jen says:

    Someone make her shut up already.

  6. Happy21 says:

    I really, really want to see her in a comedy…

  7. lourdesdx says:

    Everytime she talks,I can’t decide if she is plain silly or still in I -dont–give-a-Feck mode.

  8. tabby says:

    I’m getting tired of seeing her ass everywhere.Just don’t get why everybody is so in love with this chick. She seems annoying to me.

    • Seapharris7 says:

      Exactly. I just do not understand her appeal AT ALL. I said this about 2 weeks back & posters were all defensive. The coverage on her is just TOO much

    • Lucy says:

      Yet you chose to click on the link of an article about her. Are you sure you’re tired of her?

    • Dani says:

      Agreed. She’s exhausting at this point.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      Um, she’s everywhere because she’s PROMOTING A FILM. That’s why. It’s not like she’s just doing interviews for the fun of it. When I am well and truly not entertained by anyone on celebitchy, I don’t read about them, and I most certainly do not comment. Case in point: Kardashians. I don’t really find them interesting at all–I skim the comments because I send links to a few friends, and I might make a comment here or there, but other than that-nothing.

    • angie says:

      then don’t read about her , it’s very easy *rolls eyes*
      don’t get why some bitch about her so much because she is “overexposed” but then, go out of their way to click on specific articles about her and complain ad nauseum about her , i find that stupid tbh
      do you think bitching about her all the time make your opinion about her more special or something because some people do find her entertaining , she is the only celebrity i love watching interviews of because i find her actually hilarious and entertaining IMO

    • Nik says:

      She is overexposed at this point. Regardless if it’s not her fault, it still doesn’t change the fact that she is.

      Also people need to quit with the “yet you choose to click here” remarks. I came to this thread to see if there was anything new or interesting about her but nope just the same ‘ol schtick…which I find tiring now. I can express that just like someone is allowed to express how they love it still (and again, and again).

      Also I don’t see the “yet you choose to click here” remarks when it’s about Kim, Goop, or Beyonce. But I guess people choose who to be bias to.

      • Spooks says:

        Do Amy and Christian have any recent interviews out?

      • Claire says:

        Yes , spooks. DuH. And Amy has pretty much been the only one campaign for this film. She has been doing tons of sag q an a,’s premieres, opening, she did Fallon,a million smaller interview,s, Vanity Fair, NY Times… etc. Where are the complaints NOW? It’s just nobody …. cares.

        Bale and Cooper have done a top of press ( off top of head, Cooper has done Kimmell and is cover GQ, Bale has done a lot of interviews too).

        Jennifer has done the least press out of ANYONE for this film, because she is busy filming.The only tv interview was Conan, and this was filmed weeks ago. She only did maybe one press weekend for this move ( with just the film press conference and a screening) , a couple of small scale basic interviews and thats it. She has no interest in promoting this film , despite the her actually getting the most good press and awards attention. Nice that she isn’t trying to take attention from Amy.

  9. pamspam says:

    I like her, but I’m calling bullsh*t on this story. I don’t see the hotel maid looking under the bed and then making a big ol’ butt plug display. Hmm…

    • poppyseed says:

      Disagree that it’s bullshit. I imagine Jennifer stays at the highest end hotels and the service is impeccable at these places, especially if you’re flagged as VIP. I’m positive that the maid service would check every nook and cranny in an effort to tidy up the space and make her feel at home. It’s quite likely that the maid didn’t know what they were, especially if they were, like, elaborately designed glass sculptures, ahem. I think it’s hilarious.

      • Littlewood says:

        Actually as someone who has worked in Housekeeping in high end hotels, you clean every nook and cranny but you do not move their private possessions! You leave it where you’ve found it and you definitely don’t make a display of it. Very unprofessional and can get you fired, especially with people so high profile. One complaint and you’re gone.

    • Lindsey says:

      I can definitely see this happening. I usually stay at The Trump and each time the maid comes she lays out all of my stuff on a towel all lined up and perfect. I remember I was about to go shopping one afternoon and my purse was heavy so I dumped half of it out onto my bedside table..sure enough, I arrive back and everything is laid out individually (it had to have taken forever, it was awful) from a pack of gum to change to tampons.

    • pamspam says:

      @Littlewood – that’s exactly why I thought this story might be, at best, an exaggeration. It’s totally possible that it happened, but it seems unlikely that the housekeeper would make a big display like that. I wonder if maybe it was actually a friend playing a joke on her. That makes more sense to me, and keeps the story true from her perspective.

      • Littlewood says:

        Yes, a friend seems way more likely. This interview just rubs me the wrong way I guess. I really want to like this girl but saying you would like to be a housekeeper working your ass off on minimum wage because she likes cleaning and going through other people’s stuff? Seriously?

  10. vgal says:

    She filmed this interview back in October or early November, right before she started press for Catching Fire. That’s why there are no pap shots before the interview :P I was in the audience that day. Looking back now, I realized that this was the beginning of the “bodily fluid stories” tour.

  11. Laura says:

    She already talk about poop and now butt plugs. Let’s wait the period jokes.

  12. Jackson says:

    I wonder why everyone seemed to complain so much when Jessica Simpson “over shared” on all of her bodily function stories and whatnot, but when this one does it, it’s all, “she’s so natural/funny/unpretentious” and she’s “just like us!!!” Teh awsomz!!! I could just imagine the grief JS would have gotten had she shared a butt plug story.

  13. Naddie says:

    Hell no, she just won me over! I started with “this overrated actress”, to “ok, she’s good, but overrated” and now I just have good feelings about her. Hope she’s being a role model to other young actresses who’ll come up eventually.

  14. Sachi says:

    Caught this segment on Conan last night. She has such huge presence and charisma and I found the story really funny.

    I also laughed when she was asked what job she would have taken had she not been an actress. She said it’s unrealistic for her to say she’d be a doctor, so she’d have been a hotel maid because she likes cleaning the bedroom and bathroom as well as going through other people’s stuff.

    I think she’s one of those people who is a natural actor. It just comes so easy to her. She’s still very young but quite versatile. Twice nominated for an Oscar already and I don’t think the praises and hype are undeserved nor are they just a result of being backed by Weinstein.

    IMO she’s just the right type of person to be in showbiz: charismatic, has an image of approachability, still has a lot of personality and opinions, extremely marketable (even the movies Last House on the Left and The Beaver are not brought up much when it comes to her “flops”), and knows how to sell her work to the public properly. She scored big with The Hunger Games but you can see her bringing Katniss to life with a lot of hard work and understanding of the character.

    I really don’t see how she’s overexposed. I think it’s just a case of her having consistently good projects, playing roles that get a lot of praise and buzz, and still able to maintain an image of an A-lister AND a normal young adult. It’s no wonder people are attracted to her. It’s not like she just gets out of bed and does nothing. She’s a hard worker. It’s hard to begrudge someone who comes across as dedicated to their craft.

  15. Sue says:

    Just wondering — who has “maids” anymore? Do you mean her housekeeper? We are in the 21st century–not the 19th.

  16. lucy2 says:

    Considering she had a one-two punch of two very big films opening very close together, I don’t think she’s overexposed. I find her goofily charming, and she has the talent to back up all the attention.

  17. GIRLFACE says:

    I love her. I can’t help it. She’s adorable. I wish more actresses would talk about butt plugs than the dresses and the men in their lives.

  18. irgi says:

    Hell no, they just convinced me! I started “ok, it is good, but overrated” with “this overrated actress” on and now I have only good feelings about her. Hope they. A role model for other young actresses who’ll come out sometime

  19. Itwillrain says:

    I’m mostly surprised that Conan has a show again…I hadn’t heard…just looked it up and apparently he’s been back since 2010. :-0 Wow.

  20. Mabs says:

    I really like her but I’m growing tired with all the admissions. Less is more sometimes.

  21. IrishGirl says:

    Late to this post/thread but, damn this interview was hilarious!….love this woman. Also worth noting is Conan’s expression when Lawrence said “butt plugs”. Comedy gold all around.