Miley Cyrus got a new bowl haircut: cute or too monk-like?

Miley Cyrus

Your eyes do not deceive you. Miley Cyrus has manged to double down on her already awful hairdo. You’re looking at a photo of Miley outside a recording studio. There is indeed an epic, bowl-shaped haircut on Miley’s head. What on earth was she thinking? Who knows. She probably thinks it’s SO hot. She’s totally on “another level of sh-t.” You couldn’t possibly understand.

Beyond gaping at Miley’s hair, this isn’t a huge news post. These are some freeform stories about Miley that I’m gathering together for fun. Bulletpoints, please.

* Miley is now super good friends with hip hop star Bishop Don Juan. He’s an ex-pimp who has taken to partying with Miley. The Mail has photos of the duo looking wasted together.

* Tish Cyrus has finally admitted that some of Miley’s antics do bother her, but she feels powerless. She doesn’t mind Miley’s revealing clothing though. Except for that one white dress with black nipple pasties. LOL.

* The tabloids still relish Miley’s life of drama. This week’s Life & Style (via Jezebel) has a ridiculous story about how Miley is “humiliated” because Kellan Lutz rejected her love. Supposedly — and this is based on Kellan calling dating rumors “hilarious” during a radio interview — Kellan thinks Miley is “kind of gross.” I don’t know. Maybe Kellan really does think this about Miley, but he doesn’t mind hitching a ride on her private jet though. It’s not like Kellan should talk. He’s kind of gross too! His dumb Hercules movie crashed so hard last weekend. Plus he can’t bother to buy sweaters long enough to cover his torso. Nice man nips, dude.

Kellan Lutz

Miley Cyrus

Photos courtesy of Life & Style, Fame/Flynet & WENN

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  1. bowers says:

    She looks like one of the Three Stooges.

  2. Lucy2 says:

    Is she starring in a Dumb and Dumber remake? Because there is no other logical explanation for that hair.

  3. blue marie says:

    Wait, what year is this? That haircut is awful, she looks like Moe from The Three Stooges..
    Tish has no one to blame but herself. This is what happens when you not only try to be your child’s bestie, but also depend on said child to make the money.

  4. Secret Squirrel says:

    Both Miley’s and Kellan’s hair look terrible in this shots. They are perfect for each other!

    • Aussie girl says:

      My thoughts exactly!!! Her with bowl cut and him with his god awful bleached hair!!!! Apparently his movie really, like really bomb at the box office!

      • cr says:

        I’m surprised it made 10 million, consider how awful it was ranking on Rotten Tomatoes:

        As for Miley’s hair, it’s Simple Jack/Three Stooges/Boris Becker level of ugly.

      • Secret Squirrel says:

        Never even heard of Legend of Hercules being a movie until this post. And I like movies! Just the title alone would put me off this one. He’s not a big enough star to carry a movie like this.

        Ha ha, I was only thinking of how awful Boris Becker’s hair was earlier today! Been watching the Oz Open tennis and he is the coach of Djokovic now.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        Just from the trailer I could tell it was a crappy movie. He spoke like four lines in the trailer and he sounded so hammy, it was awful. Plus they didn’t even follow the story–I’m not some great Greek Mythology scholar, but I know the story of Hercules–that movie has absolutely nothing to do with Hercules, whatsoever.

        I just can’t believe that they spent 70 million on that piece of shit.

      • Katy says:

        Funniest review blurbs from that Rotten Tomatoes link:

        “Harlin makes the genius move of surrounding Lutz with actors who are worse than he is, so the lead doesn’t look so bad. ”

        “An early frontrunner for 2014′s funniest credit: Ironing by Bogdan Lambev. Mr. Lambev could’ve done worse than keeping loincloths clean and pressed. He could’ve been one of four writers who smoothed out this mythology’s coolest, campiest wrinkles. ”

        “The only legend this film adds to is that of January’s legacy of awful movies. You just shouldn’t do this to people. ”

        “When awfulness reaches a certain point, it achieves unintentional hilarity. ”


  5. Elisabeth says:

    it doesn’t look like a new haircut it just looks like she didn’t do anything with it. Maybe combed it down

  6. pretty says:

    deliberately looking ugly is what hipsters and young people who wants to be perceived as “hip” do. she can afford every kind of hair and she choose *that* because she thinks that’s makes her look so hip.

    Same goes to Kristen Stewart kinds. she is a millionare and she deliberately drives some old rusty truck and wear unkept looking clothes, not to mention her greasy hair. they think that makes them look cool.

  7. Dani2 says:

    This is not a good look and even if she’s at the awkward growing out stage, this is still too fug, even for that. It’s just not cute at all. Just dorky and lol-worthy.

  8. eliza says:

    Completely ugly and unflattering haircut. Nothing cute about it. She looks like a damn fool.

  9. Hautie says:

    I have questions:

    Why is Miley’s upper lip so dirty, on that Life & Style cover?

    Why is Kellan walking around with that awful “Sun-In” brassy orange hair?
    Does he not have the income to buy a box of “Clairol Nice and Easy” with color control?

    And growing out a Pixie haircut. Is never going to be pretty. Ever.

  10. Belle Epoch says:

    Ok, judgy comment: she is not a pretty girl. She has youth on her side but her face is quite unfortunate. So it would be a good idea NOT to have bad hair. She looks like one of those orange juice squeezers, when you mash the orange onto a round thing to get the juice out.

  11. serena says:

    Poor Kellan.. it’s kind of sad his career is already over, he should do something else.. like, open a restaurant or a gym, or something.

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      What about a restaurant gym!! You work out as you are ordering and eating your food. All the chairs will have pedals and the cutlery will be dumbbell sized and weighted for a true work-out-as-you-eat experience. Hmmmmmm… I imagine some of the Hollywood muscle-heads would really go for this.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      Yeah, I think he’s nice (although I’m rethinking that after he called Miley gross, but has no issues using her private jet–douche), but dude can’t act. Hopefully he saved his Twilight checks and goes back to school–so he can be a real chemist.

      • Deehunny says:

        I’m kinda concerned that any man that had or has a career in Hollywood will use her yet call her a dirty slut behind her back and laugh at her advances, desperation and unhappiness. She’s become such a joke and even lutz doesn’t want her. Makes me sad. Loss of innocence and whatnot. Took me a while to come around I guess.

  12. Tic Tac, sir? says:


  13. goddesslove says:

    Love love love Miley. Her haircut is so cute. Let the haters hate Miley is awesome!

  14. Marisa says:

    I would like to add Dennis The Menace to the look-alike list.

  15. umyeah says:

    She will do anything for attention.

  16. Mandy says:

    ER MAH GAWD. That is an awful hair cut.

  17. Zigggy says:

    “Nice man nips, dude.” LOL!

  18. DTX says:

    I saw a documentary on pimps and they interviewed Bishop Don Juan…the way he spoke about women OMG, like they weren’t even human! As if he owned their “cookies” and how to slap a b*tch down if she tries to own her own body, because they were only there to him HIM money. He now teaches other men how “to pimp” with a heavy hand, I hate that guy for abusing so many women and it’s obvious he still sees females as a sub-species. I don’t care if he’s now this fake Christian who opened up some “Magic Kingdom church” (which sound as ridiculous as his cheap outfits) I woudn’t even want to be in the same room with that asswipe and even though I don’t expect much from Miley I am beyond disappointed that she (and Christina Milian) or any woman for that matter would hang out with this waste of space. UGH…

  19. AmandaPanda says:

    It reminds me of Ernie from Sesame Street, but blonde. Not cool.

  20. Leila in wunderland says:

    It’s even worse than it was before. The biggest problem with her haircuts are the shaved sides- that look isn’t attractive on anyone. And I do think Miley is someone who’s hair needs to be at least jaw- length at all times.

    As for Tish, I don’t know anything about her. But Miley is 21- can we really expect a parent to be able to control everything their adult child who lives on their own does? I can’t rate her as a parent because I don’t know her, but I don’t think the fact that she’s not a strict parent means that she’s a bad one. People assume that if someone’s mother is a ‘good’ mother, the daughter will be a ‘good girl’, but that’s not true at all.

  21. MavenTheFirst says:

    Looks like she’s devolving.

  22. Vivian says:

    My boyfriend thought Miley was attractive pre-hair… oh how he bites his tongue now.

  23. whocares? says:

    Jeez… maybe she’s growing it out?

  24. Godwina says:

    OK, I’m going to say it: As someone who was a teenager in the 80s and recalls that hairstyle’s demographic, I know for a fact that it wasn’t a cut the cool kids wore. It was never edgy. It was the haircut the mainstream no-style kids with pop-up collars got at Supercuts in time for their annual high school photo shoot–the kids who had no idea who Joy Division or Ministry or even Billy Bragg were. Fuck, even Echo and the Bunnymen. That cut wasn’t Cool 80s.

    Poor kid. One word: research.

    /end cruelty

  25. Originial Me says:

    When I saw this haircut I started singing “What About Your Friends” in my head. It’s 90′s in a really really bad way.

  26. jaye says:

    Bishop Don Juan isn’t a hip hop artist, he’s a hip hop hanger on.

  27. Blackbetty says:

    Hanging out with a pimp? Didnt think she could stoop any lower. Did she meet him through Uncle Terry?