Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves: worst-dressed couple of the SAGs?

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This post is devoted to the big couples of the SAG Awards, better known as “the men are famous and they didn’t pose separately from their wives, so we might as well talk about the wives too.” Let’s start with Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves. Camila wore vintage Donna Karan atelier. I’m sorry, but this color looks like baby poop/vomit. SHINY baby vomit. It’s a pretty enough design – imagine it in a rich blue, purple or silver. As for Matthew, he wore D&G, like usual (he’s the face of D&G). He was also on something, I think. His speech was crazy and it made me feel queasy and uncomfortable. Dear Academy: please don’t give him an Oscar. PLEASE.

Speaking of hot messes, Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon were in attendance because Mariah has a small part in The Butler. She was falling all over the place, trying to make everything about MARIAH and it was a mess. Her Saint Laurent dress is blah too.

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Matt Damon & Luciana. I think Matt has Transitions lenses. RIGHT? Lucy wore Pamella Roland, it’s like a wrinkled wedding gown.

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Forest Whitaker and his wife Keisha. She’s so elegant in this Georges Chakra couture.

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Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson. I don’t like Rita’s dress at all.

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Rupert Friend & Aimee Mullins. Rupert needs to stop with that hair.

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  1. Renee says:

    Aw, I thought that Camila looked pretty. I didn’t like her shoes but the color of the dress is nice on her and her face is gorgeous. Matthew’s jacket looks like it’s turned inside out. Matthew has grown on me ever since the naked bongo arrest in which he refused to put on clothing before being brought to the station but I have to agree with a past CB commenter who stated that he starved all of the hot out of himself with Dallas Buyer’s Club. And it’s true, it hasn’t come back and I don’t know that it will.

    Aimee Mullins reminds me of when I would watch shows like Hart to Hart in the early 80s when I was a kid and thought that those women were so gorgeous and glamorous…so I’m giving her props for that.

  2. GiGi says:

    Those transitions lenses just killed the hot.

    Mariah *was* a mess… what is she on? I haven’t watched the ceremony yet but MM is such a nut – I liked he and Camilla’s looks, but the color was wrong for her.

  3. Kaye says:

    I saw a couple of tweets last night referencing Matthew Mc’s behavior and I inferred possible drug use. One mentioned sharing something with Bradley Cooper?

    Maybe that’s why his wife has looked so unhappy and distressed during this awards season.

  4. tifzlan says:

    Serious question because i honestly don’t know: is Luciana older than Matt?

  5. MrsBPitt says:

    Matthew was def on some kind of drug last night…my mouth hung open as he was rambling on and not making any sense…it was creepy! Forest Whitaker’s wife in the purple dress wins out of this group for me!

  6. Janet says:

    I love the color of Camila Alves’ dress.

    Mariah Carey tied with Edie Falco for worst dress of the night.

  7. ds says:

    What’s with the shoes, Tom Hanks?

  8. TheCountess says:

    Matthew has shown terrible instincts on the red carpet this season. Every look is worse than the last. I love Camilla’s dress; the color isn’t for everyone but she pulls it off.

    Did Mimi think this was a club opening?

    Forest Whitaker’s wife for the win of this group.

    • Hautie says:

      I actually love that McConaughey has went with bold dinner jackets, for all these award shows. I like to see men try something bold and fun. The old black tuxedo is just not a lot of fun.

      And how about those bows, on Tom Hanks patent leather shoes?

      • TheCountess says:

        Oh I agree, it’s nice to see a guy try something different but TLo said about a recent outfit that it read like a cheap Vegas emcee, and I kind of agree.

        I need to unsee those bows. The hem on Tom’s pants is also dreadful. Are American men that averse to good tailoring? :/

  9. Tiffany says:

    Maybe its the dresses she has been wearing this season but I never remember Rita Wilson being so….busty.

    When MM name was announced I screemed NO. The echo is still in my apartment. The speech did not help matters.

  10. original kay says:

    I cannot stand Mariah. Just nothing about her. ever.

    I like that wife’s dress,the gold one. I thought it suited her.

  11. Rhiley says:

    His speech was nuts, and his awful plastic surgery makes him look completely crazy. He is a lot like Burt Reynolds. I agree, no Oscar.

  12. ANDREA1 says:

    Matthew’s speech was So ridiculous and he was just rambling and not making any sense at all. I think all the winning has gone to his head. And I pray to God he doesn’t win that Oscar too. The look on Forest Whitaker’s face when Matthew was announced winner was priceless. Like wtf why would you give it to matthew and I totally felt the same way too.

  13. Christo says:

    Mariah is hands-down the the worst-dressed for the night. The ill-fitting short dress, side-swept hair, huge earrings, leather gloves, fishnet hose, horrible posture, and overexposure do her moon-face and arms no favors. The entire look is worthy of a late 90′s dance club—not an awards show. And to top it all off, Mariah’s coy poses grate on me to no end. She really, really, really thinks she is cute in that ensemble. Clearly, the many floor-length mirrors in her home haven’t seen Windex for quite some time.

  14. gabby says:

    Camilla’s dress color really suits her playing off of her skin tone. Matthew always looks good, except for that whole “dallas buyers club” prep phase. Yikes

  15. InVain says:

    Matt looks to cute…and Luciana looks so…tired, or is it just me? No comment on Matthew…he’s whacked out and be looked like he was wearing pajamas. I wonder if his wife ever gets sick of his ramblings… I can’t imagine he’s any different at home.

  16. Diana says:

    Just because you don’t like MM’s speaches that doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve the Oscar. He is the best of the bunch and I’m rooting for him SO badly, I truly hopes he wins.

  17. JH says:

    I am kind of in love with Aimee Mullins’ dress. It’s kind of awesome.

    Oh, NO! I haven’t seen Matthew’s speech…I’m scared because I’ve really enjoyed his success with DBC. And his wife is beyond gorgeous. She could wear a burlap sack and look incredible.

  18. Tig says:

    I thought Camilla’s dress color worked well with her skin tone. Why is everyone surprised re MM’s speech? He’s always talked like that- way off the wall. But he was amazing in DBC. But it does appear he paid a high price with the weight loss- wonder if he’ll ever appear fleshed out a bit in the face again?

  19. shellybean says:

    God, Mariah just bugs me.

    I thought Matthew and Camila looked great. I’m not a huge fan of the color of her gown, but I think she pulled it off with her coloring. I also LOVE that Camila looks like a WOMAN. I love her body and the fullness in her upper arms. She is just lovely. I’m sick of the super-toned arms on stick insects.

    I don’t know if Matthew was on anything or not. He is just generally kind of flamboyant with his speech. Maybe he was stoned. My hubby had smoked a joint earlier, and when Matthew gave his speech he was really into it and seemed to know exactly what he was saying and was like “right on, man”….so yeah, maybe he smoked a doobie before, lol.

  20. Marianne says:

    For starters, that mini dress would be better suited for something like the VMA’s. Plus, it kind of looks to 90s as well.

  21. Hootysgram says:

    Matthew…aka Large Cranium Head…and the not so spectacular wife…look like a sofa cover standing beside the drapes….Neither one does a thing for me!

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Me neither. MM’s jacket looks exactly like automobile floor mats. The anti-gravity drape on her dress is just silly. Is she stupid or unhappy? Or maybe both? There is a picture of her with Emma Thompson where she seems to be experiencing a language barrier.

  22. ItSetsYou says:

    Yeah, Leo is going to be sad at the Oscars this year.

  23. Allie says:

    I love MM and so hope he takes home the oscar! Ugly jackets and rambling speeches aside, he deserves the award for his work.

  24. Lucy says:

    Matt and Luciana are my favorite couple. Forest’s wife’s dress is great. As for Mariah…no comment.

  25. Bianca says:

    Forest Whitaker and his wife look great.

  26. A Fan says:

    Camila Alves looked beautiful – the colour is perfect with her skin tone. Regardless of one’s personal like or dislike of the colour, it is really lovely on her. And I, too, like a poster above, appreciate her figure – she is soft and pretty (not muscled-up and sinewy).

    Mariah Carey needs to accept the fact that she is in her 40s and that kind of outfit (and hair) looks ridiculous on her. Silly woman. When you are old enough to go through the return of the fashion you wore in your teens/20s, you don’t do it the second time around…or you do it carefully and sparingly. Seriously.

    • hunter says:

      That’s what my mom has always said about repeat fashion. Now that I’m finally seeing it (at 37) I tell myself to check myself before I wreck myself with any ridiculous fashion. Black shiny spandex pants being a recent offender (hideous in 80s, still hideous) which spring directly to mind.

  27. ds says:

    I had to google now: and what a treat! Now that I’ve seen both I kinnda think they’re cool. When you think about it guys don’t really have a lot to play with so this, no matter how fug is actually fun!

  28. lucy2 says:

    I love the lines of Camilla’s, but the color and shiny fabric kill it for me.
    I don’t mind Rita’s so much – she often wears gowns that seem uncomfortably low cut, so I think this is an improvement.
    Mariah’s dress – too short, too tight, too cheap looking. Sounds about right.
    Keisha Whitaker has the best look here. Gorgeous color.

  29. TG says:

    Is Forest Whitaker’s wife ill? Her arms are so skinny it scared me last night and looking at this pic you can see it as well. I hope she gets better regardless because there is nobody who can make me believe that is just her body type.

  30. Sarah says:

    MMj is wearing my wallpaper. No joke.

  31. Tania says:

    I just want to rip off Rupert Friend’s tux and exploit him in many different ways. That is all.

  32. Randie says:

    I think Matthew M. is funny and his personality is infectious. He is never dull or boring in his speeches like most people. I think people that don’t like it probably need to lighten up!

    • don't kill me i'm french says:

      did you understand about what he talked???
      i’m french and when i saw the show on the french tv ,even the translator dropped his speech LOL
      don’t worry he won’t lose because of his speech but Leo is campaigning and McC is NOT nod at BAFTA so who knows?

  33. Chloe says:

    I’m happy for Matthew, he was wonderful in DBC, after all the years of playing Rom Coms and stoner movies I’m glad to see him turning his career around getting some juicy rolls and he’s not just winning these awards for losing weight, his acting was great in this movie, I also like him in his series on HBO, a completely different character for him, my husband didn’t believe me when I told him it was Matthew. I do agree that he looks completely different in the face now, hopefully he’s not jacking with it.

  34. sarah says:

    Yep I’d say the Oscar is Matt’s to loose at this point. I imagine we will be seeing more of him and the fam in the next few weeks. I don’t think they will (finally) give Leo the award for making a movie that most people assume is a copy of his real life. He will have to wait.

    I have loved Matt since Dazed and I hope he can tone it down and keep cool for the rest of the season!

  35. L says:

    His speeches might be weird, but he was amazing in Dallas buyers club. I like chiwetel in 12yas as we’ll and would really prefer that win, but both performances were stunning.

  36. Bari says:

    Forest Whitaker’s wife, Keisha Whitaker, is the next Karen Carpenter. She has severe anorexia and is a walking skeleton. The woman needs help.

  37. Jayna says:

    Camila is beautiful and even without makeup always looks great. They are a great match, it seems

  38. Jayna says:

    I love Forest’s wife’s dress and the color is gorgeous.

  39. Marianne says:

    I actually have liked what Matthew has been showing up in. I like that he isn’t going for for some plain old tuxedo. I like that he’s choosing different patterns and textures.

  40. patricia says:

    Rupert looks dashing & classy as always – the man knows how to wear a suit! But I do wish he would do something different with his hair. Any of his past cuts, long, short & in between, would be better. Still, he is gorgeous. His girlfriend is lovely.

  41. Mrs. Ari Gold says:

    Forest Whitaker have the best performance of the year in The Butler but I knew he wouldn’t win. He completely transformed himself and he is such a skilled and brilliant actor.

    His wife’s dress is the most beautiful there.

  42. MisJes says:

    I strongly disagree with you Kaiser, I thought Camilla looked lovely. The colour was interesting and different from any others on the carpet, and the drapery of the fabric was genius. Thumbs up from me!

  43. Leah says:

    Heres to hoping Chiwetel takes the oscar so we don’t have to listen to Matthews incoherent self serving ramblings. Chiwetel is a study in how to remain humble, thoughtful and grounded . In fact, I think leo would be more gracious and grounded than Matthew.
    And by the way can’t believe Rupert wasn’t included in hot guys???