Brandi Glanville’s book is a maze of blind-items about her raunchy hookups

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There’s still a slow drip-drip of news coming out from Brandi Glanville’s second book and second book tour. Thus far, I’ve been unimpressed by the book tour, but maybe Brandi hasn’t really started promoting the book that hard, because there are very few new photos of her. Thus far, I’ve also been sort of disappointed with the “revelations” that have come out from the book excerpts. Drinking & Dating is, as Brandi claims, about her post-divorce life and some of the men she banged after Eddie went off with LeAnn. But Brandi doesn’t name names. Brandi told E! News that she tried to put the names into the second book but “I put them in and my editor took them out…They had to [change the names] for legal reasons. So I can’t say who they actually are…I really can’t! I don’t want to get in trouble. For once I have to keep my big mouth shut.” Which means that Brandi’s new book reads like a succession of blind items. So here are some highlights (some details are paraphrased):

“The Latino”: Also known as real estate agent Jonathan Ruiz. They dated on-and-off for a year and Brandi describes him as “jealous”. Ruiz “demanded an explanation for her “Just say no to actors” tweet and Brandi writes: “I had a stage 5 clinger” and she “bailed” when he dropped the L-word.

“The NBA Player”: Brandi writes, “He was one of those manly men who always took control.” But she tried to turn the tables by ordering for him at Dan Tana’s. She says “Men love women who actually eat.” So she ate calamari, fried mozzarella and veal Milanese while he “dominated the conversation, name-dropping his baller buddy’s ‘incredibly famous’ then-fiancée.” Brandi says “halfway through the 15-minute drive to his Beverly Hills pad, he pulled over his Porsche Panamera and threw me on the hood… and we went for it.”

“The Criminal”: “It’s not like he was a hardcore felon, he just screwed people out of millions.” Their date died when he “trumpeted an ‘epic’ bash at Brendan Fraser’s condo like we just got invited to Clooney’s house on Lake f—king Como.”

“The Rapper/Actor/Political Hopeful”: Described as a chiseled, tattooed African-American TV star who approached her at a West Hollywood club. They sexted for a while and then met up for the real deal and “his manhood was enormous” and Brandi says he had to special-order condoms. “I didn’t even mind that his favorite position was missionary.” [He also smoked a lot of pot and introduced Brandi to his “sister”… who was really not his sister.]

“The Action Hero”: A “sober movie star with sparkling eyes” invited Brandi to lunch. She had a glass of wine and they had fast sex. “Why is it that the powerful, successful men you expect to be rock stars in bed rarely are?” [After the date, the Breathalyzer attached to her car wouldn’t let her car start so she waited alone at his house until the car would start while the dude went to a party.]

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

These really are some blind items. I think the NBA Player is well-known, but I don’t have the energy to go through our archives to figure out who it is. I remember the rumors about her dating some baller though, and from what I remember, it was very short-lived. I want the IDs on the Rapper/Actor and the Action Hero. Who has some ideas? Also: of course Brandi would bang a guy on the hood of his Porsche. OF COURSE.

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  1. Lark says:

    Why do I have the feeling half these blind items are made up? Although I could buy that the action hero was probably a direct to DVD fellow, and the NBA player was a player at the local Van Nuys Basketball Recreation League. At this point, I wish everyone from this old, tiresome sordid triangle would shut up.

    • Ag says:

      @Lark – hahaha!

    • Carolyn says:

      I feel sad for Brandi that she considers her worth to be how much she drinks and who she has sex with.

      I think she has an active imagination too. She could name names….if they were legit.

      Surely Brandi’s 15 mins of fame are up by now?

    • Sloane Wyatt says:

      Lark, you definitely are a lark! I’m done with Brandi. Unless, of course there’s more interesting Gossip than this drivel.

  2. QQ says:

    …ehng.

    A guy with bad taste in women

    A guy into Cat faces

    A Guy with a Drunk Co Eds fetish

    A Guy with a yang for skinny white ladies

    A guy with… Ah fuck it im bored of her

    • blue marie says:

      Ha, I prefer your guesses.

    • Yaya says:

      I loved “Just Say Jenn” review of the book. Basically, she says it is a fun read. It was never intended to be a deep intellectual novel. Jenn then says she hopes Brandi will work to rebrand herself and write her next book about her years of modeling around the world.

  3. Rin says:

    I like her. I can’t help it. Some recent BS that has bubbled out of her mouth makes it hard to defend her – but I like her still.

  4. danielle says:

    She sounds like she’s been busy…

  5. Darkladi says:

    Ewwwww

    • Sullivan says:

      I second that, Darkdladi.

      The Cibrian spawn (adorable boys) don’t stand a chance in hell.

      • Dawn says:

        So true, so sadly true. Let’s hope they decide they just want to go school and have a normal job and don’t get into all the Hollywood weird stuff.

    • Sloane Wyatt says:

      Double Ew, Darkladi!

      Brandi’s like the divorced Tori in that neither are interesting enough outside of the peens they love.

  6. blue marie says:

    This is the first time I’ve ever been interested in what Brandi has to say. I have a love/hate relationship with blinds. Can never guess who they apply to.. So someone please tell me who these people are.. and are they real?

    • Lark says:

      I doubt most of these are real, or if they are real it’s greatly exaggerated. I’m going to sound like a C U Next Tuesday, but I doubt any NBA player (she didn’t say retired) from the Clippers or Lakers wants to get involved with a 40 year old botoxed up the hilt Real Housewife. Maybe if she was a 40 year old actress like Gabrielle Union, Tyra Banks or someone with some amazing career, but a Real Housewife who is most famous for fighting with her cheating ex? No. Especially when you consider all the much younger video-girls that want a baller.

      • blue marie says:

        You’re probably right and she’s just trying to sell a book.

      • Artemis says:

        They just want sex. If they hook up/get caught with random Z-list models, strippers and prostitutes, why not somebody who has acquired a bit of fame?

        Most legit talented famous people have a partner that’s their ‘equal’ whether that’s in money or fame but a lot of them have Z-list sidepieces they obviously hide.

        This is why all those men were never seen with Brandi, get it? 🙂 She’ll never be a bonafide.

    • Jenna says:

      The pot smoking rapper is supposed to be Common.

  7. Marigold says:

    Boy, looking back, I sure wish my mom had written a book about all the dudes she’d banged after she divorced my dad…

    Call me a grandma but will no one think of the children?

    • Tapioca says:

      Didn’t Pam Anderson say she had to explain to her boys about their parents sex tape before they heard about it from someone else? And that it was an excruciating experience.

      Then again, this book will probably be the least of Brandi & Eddie’s kids’ worries!

    • Blannie says:

      Yes, I’m sure her two boys will be proud. I know I’d be proud if my mom wrote about being banged on the hood of a Porsche. 🙁

    • Mrs. Darcy says:

      pmsl! 🙂

    • Leila in wunderland says:

      I don’t even like Brandi Glanville, but come on. Women are in no way obligated to be silent about their sex lives and live like chaste little nuns just because they’ve hatched other human beings out of their vaginas. Her kids probably don’t even know about this, and children grow up. What normal adult or teenager is going to be ashamed of their parents for being a sexual being? This isn’t harmful to her kids. If it were a parent writing about how they were a virgin until they were 20, or a parent writing about coming out as gay, or a parent going through the transgender process and their love life afterward, would you still see it as shameful and harmful to children? #progressivevalues,people.

      • Megan says:

        No women aren’t required or obligated to keep it quite, and I think if that is how she wants to behave she has that right. But usually good mothers try not to hurt, embarrass or open their children up for bullying. Not to mention know one wants to know that basically their mother was just passed around town as human blow up doll.

        In that list there was one guy that was interested in her as a person, that tried to treat her like a woman of value and substance and she diminishes him to his nationality (not shocking as she is a racist) and mocks him for caring about her.

        Brandi wants to be treated like a whore so she can continue on her fame whoring ways of always being the victim. Sorry but it has become painfully obvious that Brandi isn’t the victim in her life story she is the villain.

      • Kiddo says:

        I don’t know. How progressive is it that your claim to fame is marrying/divorcing a famous penis? Then after the divorce, you make it your life’s work to complain about the new woman, being a victim, while getting piss/fall down drunk, sleeping with guys who would rather not be associated with you, so you can’t name them in a book, talking smack about other women’s vaginas, and being a sloppy mess in general?

        Regardless of gender, that isn’t healthy role-modeling for children. It isn’t healthy role-modeling for women or for men.

      • kimbers says:

        I love how people through around the term “progressive” to try to pretend something is a positive thing…when clearly it is not.

        Reminds me of how the ladies threw around the term “modern woman” as a way to make themselves feel better about hitting it and quitting…then running to walgreensn for plan b..

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        I dislike Brandi Glanville too, for many reasons, but that still doesn’t make slut-shaming and whorephobia ok. Her being problematic doesn’t mean everyone should be problematic with her. How does that make you better?

        @kimbers: Honestly, your disdain for women who have sex without marriage and commitment says more about you as a person than it does about them. The sad think is that if you saw a news report about a teenage girl who killed herself after her peers bullied her for hooking up with a guy, or read about people shaming and blaming the Steubenville victim, or some tragedy where violence against women was committed in the name of ‘ preserving sexual morality’, you’d be horrified. If you heard some male politician say, “Women who have premarital sex are sluts/whores,” you’d probably be pissed. But people like you are too blind and brainwashed by the values of your ancestors to see that YOU- and those like you- are contributing to those problems.

        Brandi is a bad role model because she’s a drunken mess and because of the things she has said, to be sure. But you’re a bad role model for promoting the idea that a woman’s value comes from how much sex she has or hasn’t had.

      • Kiddo says:

        @Leila in wunderland
        Not all sex is equal, not all sex is healthy physically or psychologically, just like not all food, alcohol or drugs are equal or healthy. Reasons for having sex, or eating or drinking or taking drugs are all different as well.

        No one, of course, is perfect in any of these areas. But as much as you are able, there is nothing wrong with respecting your body and what you are putting into it. Having random, sloppy and/or drunken hook-ups increases the likelihood that you aren’t protecting yourself fully, that you know little about a partner’s sexual history, transmittable diseases, or whether you will even get some gratification from the experience, which clearly, in some cases, she didn’t. The careless crazy wild oats bit seems more appropriate for someone single and their 20’s. But you know what? It’s her body and she can treat it like a trash receptacle if she wants.
        That’s none of anyone’s business, although she has made it a business of making it everyone’s business.

        The fact that she is using her sexual escapades as a way to make money through the book, again, via other people’s fame and accomplishments is not the best way to teach anyone (like her children) the road to success and value in their lives. I would think it pretty tasteless if a guy did the same thing. It’s not about gender. It’s all within the context that this woman has no talent to speak of and no reason to be famous outside of who she was married to, and now, who she had sex with. Surely people can aim higher than that in both genders.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        @Kiddo: I’m definitely not saying that a person of either gender should strive to be like Brandi Glanville in any area of life, believe me. She’s clearly a mess. And also, if people’s argument on this thread was closer to yours- that drunk, unhealthy, unsatisfying sex is not something to strive for, I wouldn’t have a problem with that.

        My problem is with the people who are all, “This woman had no-strings-attached sex and is talking about it in a book that she wrote. How shameful. She’s easy. What a slut/slag.” As we can see with quaint quiverfull little Kimbers, who commented above, and who can’t spell the word ‘throws’ and is acting like it’s bad not only for women to hook up, but even to use BIRTH CONTROL for crying out loud. She sounds like she could be a GOP candidate’s daughter. This stance is often hypocritical, because there’s plenty of statistical evidence showing that over 90 % of women who are of child-bearing age use birth control, married or not.

      • Marigold says:

        Let me rephrase-if she were a body positive woman who wrote about sex with even a modicum of writing talent, perhaps we could have a conversation. But she writes like a frat boy celebrating his conquests after a Saturday night kegger. There is no discussion to be had. She is an embarrassment to her children. Period.

      • Kiddo says:

        @Leila in wunderland, Fair enough, gotcha.

      • Amy says:

        “Hatched other human beings out of her vagina”…LOL!!! 😀

      • Jennifer12 says:

        I know you believe strongly in women not being slut shamed, but there’s a difference between not slut shaming and believing that progressive values mean not having a lot of respect for yourself. I don’t have respect for men OR women who treat their bodies like fairgrounds. Having sex with random people and presenting an image based purely on sexuality doesn’t empower anyone; in fact, I’ve rarely seen a person who does these things that seems content with himself or herself. I like Brandi and admire the fact that she keeps trying to rise from the ashes of what her ex and his wife have done and keep doing to her, but she is going about it in a way that seems to leave her sad and empty. Miley- the other person I’ve seen you speak up for- is someone I appreciate for speaking out against breedism and her stance against anti-Israel factions, but find it sad and confusing that she only wants to show herself as a highly sexualized Lady Gaga. While I may not put them down, I still don’t respect what they’re doing and it doesn’t seem as though they respect themselves. Higher standards- can you really picture Gloria Steinem or Naomi Wolf seeing them as feminists?

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        @ Jennifer12: I don’t know if Brandi Glanville considers herself a feminist. Miley Cyrus does consider herself one. In my opinion, while her feminism is good in some areas- like standing up for marriage equality, being anti-body-shaming, and the fact that she obviously believes that women shouldn’t have to conform to sexual modesty in order to be accepted by society- her feminism definitely falls short in other areas. For example, using mental illness to shame Sinead O’Connor. In my own opinion she’s a feminist, just not the best example of one. She could do better.

        I don’t think that casual hook-ups and self-respect are mutually exclusive, but I don’t think Brandi has a high level of self-respect based on lots of other things about her. It’s hard to decide whether or not something is empowering for someone else. I completely get why a wild, overtly sexual image is freeing and empowering to Miley, but that doesn’t mean that I think that would be empowering sexually or otherwise for other women. We’re not all empowered the same way. And I also think that while a wild, rebellious, sexual image my be empowering for her in one way, it’s also limiting Miley as an artist.

  8. someone says:

    Can someone please tell me what is up with her mouth on RHOBH? First, she says it is TMJ. Then she says her tongue swelled up from and allergic reaction (for days apparently since it has covered multiple episodes). Is there some kind of botox or something that would cause such an annoying mouth problem, because it sure doesn’t seem natural.

    • Miffy says:

      I think it’s natural selection, the cells of her mouth are trying to seal themselves shut out of second hand embarrassment. It’s evolution in motion, beautiful really.

    • Deanne says:

      She has TMJ. When it flares up, it can literally cause your jaw to dislocate and makes it hard to speak without slurring, eat, open you mouth etc. My sister has it and it’s very, very painful. It can lead to severe osteo arthritis in your jaw and neck. It may look weird and sound annoying, but it’s not a personality flaw or something a person can control.

      • someone says:

        OK, thanks. If it really is TMJ for Brandi then it isn’t fair of me to make fun of her for that. The whole “my tongue swelled up” thing she kept saying in the last 3 episodes made me think it was something different. I couldn’t figure out what made a tongue swell up for that long.

      • ParisPucker says:

        TMJ from all dem BJs..

    • Dinah says:

      Hi Someone-
      She did say she took aspirin & had oral swelling as a result. I, of course, don’t know if that’s what happened to her, but it happened to me about 20 years ago- took aspirin & my lips swelled. Never took it again & had no problem w/ ibuprofen, etc., but rarely take it. Here’s an article:
      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15811906

    • Jayna says:

      She cut her friend off quickly when she was about to say something about the tongue swelling and said it was from aspirin. The show before it was from food she said. I have a feeling it was a reaction to filler or something around her mouth.

      • mayamae says:

        I noticed she cut her friend off. By the way, an allergic reaction that causes tongue and throat swelling is called anaphylaxis and it’s a full on life and death emergency. It doesn’t simply cause inconvenient swelling and linger for days on end.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        I have TMJ and never once sounded like Brandi. I do, however, know women who use fillers to plump their lips (and their speech does become affected in the beginning). When the fillers settle, they’re back to sounding “normal.” I have one friend with very thin lips, who has them filled, and is constantly making up lies about why her speech sounds funny or her lip was bruised or swollen more in one area (the injection site). I finally just said “that’s from fillers, right? Because it doesn’t look like the dog hit your lip.” After that, she just owned up to it, because she realized no one was buying her BS.

      • Macey says:

        I was going to post the same as Morticians. I have TMJ as well and even have meds I have to take when it get really bad but I have never had a problem moving my upper lip b/c of it. She’s flat out lying there. Yes, TMJ can impact your speech b/c it hurts to open mouth properly but that is NOT what her issue is. She put too much filler and botox around the mouth and now cant move properly. She also claimed it was b/c of an old burn from a laser procedure, which is again another lie b/c lasers do not paralyze the muscles or even touch the muscle for that matter. plus she claimed it happened 7 yrs ago or something like that and her mouth moved just fine when she first came out or even up until last yr or the year before. She’s doing the typical HW thing and try to blame it or a med condition instead of what it really was… too much filler.

        As far as her book’s blind items, I have a feeling a lot of that is made up just to be juicy and also have in print somewhere that she’s been with african american men to try and squash the whole “she’s prejudice” thing that came out awhile ago. I really ever thought she was prejudice, just stupid.

      • alexandra says:

        There is this thing that women get something sawn on top of their tongue so they wont eat.

      • Dinah says:

        Mayame,
        If her condition was angioedema, it can last for days.
        “INTRODUCTION

        Angioedema is defined as a deep dermal, subcutaneous and/or mucous swelling, which usually lasts for 1 to 3 days, whereas urticaria usually represents a more short-living, superficial dermal swelling due to plasma leakage and vasodilation.1, 2 Angioedema is associated with various causes and factors, such as foods, drugs, infection and genetic factors and can be mediated by different mechanisms.”
        http://ai.jsaweb.jp/fulltext/061040545/061040545_index.html
        Just sharing to share, as someone with both an anaphylactic allergy (strings) , and past episode of oral angiodema due to aspirin.

  9. Kiddo says:

    “Brandi Glanville’s book is a maze of blind-items about her raunchy hookups”

    Somehow, I read this headline as a maze of black-out drunk hook-ups. Then I scanned the article and decided not to read further for fear of spewing breakfast. Keeping it classy, Brandi, as always.

    • John Wayne Lives says:

      Yeah, does she not get that she was clearly being used? This is all pretty nasty, and she’s bragging about it. Her value to these men is summed up in the last story. The dude didn’t even call her a cab?! Just left her there?! And maybe the reason the sex wasn’t all that, is because the dude didn’t care about pleasing you. He wanted to get some before the party, and you were easy. Im just, I’m really grossed out right now. This is not a fun loving, in charge of her own sexuality, having fun women. This is sad, gross, and demeaning and she doesn’t even know what a slag she’s just made out of herself. I can’t stand this woman, but even I never thought she was this low.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        What’s sad is that your own comment is sexist and demeaning to women, and you don’t even realize it.

      • Megan says:

        @Leila no John’s comment isn’t sexist. He is right, Brandi isn’t valued by men (or frankly any self respecting woman). She isn’t considered a person a man wants to be with. The guy did her and then left her to party not caring about her well being or safety. That is how men treat women they buy on the corner, not women they care about or view as important.

        Look I think women have the right do what they want with their bodies, but how you carry yourself is how you will be treated. This is true if you’re a man or a woman.

        The expression you reap what you sow exists for a reason.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        @Megan: You wouldn’t see John Wayne’s comment as sexist at all because you’ve already revealed through your comment that you believe that if a woman or a person does not ‘act right’ sexually (which in your book seems to mean that casual sex is a no-no) , it’s acceptable and only natural for them to be treated as less then. If you define human value through sexual activity and are from the ‘why by the cow when you can get the milk for free’ school of thought, believing that a person not adhering to traditional values when it comes to sexuality makes herself damaged goods, then it won’t be possible for you to see his comment as sexist.

      • Megan says:

        @Lelia you really can’t read, and because I think Brandi Glannvile is straight trash (not because of her sexual behavior) doesn’t mean I’d treat someone bad for having sex. You don’t know me or how I feel on this subject as a whole. You know that I think Brandi Glanville is garbage and nothing. That is based on her behavior as a whole and her victim act.

        I am not in favor of slut shaming, I have said multiple times I don’t care what a woman does with her body, I also don’t know how one acts chaise. However, there is such a thing as being a slut and if one wants to be that is fine their lives, but with Brandi she tries to act like she is some victim of men treating her badly but the fact is she actively participates and encourages it. SHE ISN’T A VICTIM.

        Also John said the guy didn’t care about her, viewed her as a person to use for sex and move on and that is what happened!!! Any person that screws another person and then leaves them to go party, while not worrying about what happened to them didn’t’ care about that person above sex. Its not sexist its reality.

      • msw says:

        Leila, as much as I admire your fight against anti sex/nudity norms, I think its fair to make a distinction between being as sexual as you care to be, and being treated like you don’t matter by your sexual partners. Either gender can do this, but I gather she’s the one being treated like a toy. That’s a dick move, even if we allow it.

        I haven’t read the book, and now I really don’t care to. It makes me sad to read about people letting themselves be treated like garbage, not even worthy of dignity. We accept the love we feel we deserve.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        @Megan: My comment wasn’t about how her boyfriend treated her, and I judged your views on the sex and slut-shaming issue not because you dislike Brandi Glanville and think she is garbage, but because you attempted to argue that it’s not sexist to deride a woman as an easy slag for the sex she has had. And I’m going to have to disagree with you a little bit on the argument that there is such a thing as being a slut, just like I’d have to disagree with you if you were saying that there is such a thing as being a f**got or any other similar slur. There’s such a thing as being a woman who has had sex with several people. There’s such thing as being a person who has sex with people of the same sex. But it’s only an old system of oppression and hatred that turns those two people into ‘sluts’ and ‘f*ggots’. If people as individuals choose to reclaim those labels for themselves, that’s one thing, but for another person to impose that term on someone as a way to express disapproval of their sexual activity is bigotry.

        @Msw: I’m not saying that that guy treated her well or that he cared about her. But just because she had a shitty sexual situation doesn’t mean she should be called a slut.

      • Megan says:

        @Lelia most people have sex with more then one person, there is nothing wrong with that. And seriously for you to compare people calling Brandi (which is all anyone is doing in this post) on her behavior is not the same as gay slurs and it is beyond offensive to compare them. Lord. Read what Brandi wrote, she was used for sex, she used men for sex (which is fine) she was treated like a human blow up doll, she writes about these things like she is in the locker room and the one man that she apparently claims cared about her as a PERSON, not a vagina, she racistly reduces to his nationality and mocks him. The black man she sleeps with just belittles to his dick size. She does all this while playing victim that she is treated badly by men. She is treated as she treats them and how she demands to be treated. It has nothing to do with her number but how she describes them as people, how she carries herself and asks to be treated.

        I didn’t condone the use of the word slag although I am not going to freak out about it, I agree with John in what he is saying about how she was treated.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        @Megan: Saying things in general about Brandi Glanville is not what I’m trying to compare to calling someone a homophobic slur. I’m saying that calling someone a ‘slut’ is like calling someone a ‘f**got.’

      • John Wayne Lives says:

        @ Megan.. you broke it down better than I did. Sometimes, I just throw it out there… and, I’m a woman lol, just happens I love John Wayne lol. I appreciate your comments.

        @ Leila … esh.. I will say again, I am a woman. And I happen to be a very liberal, had a couple one night stands before I was married, used plan B once, votes for gay marriage, and planned parenthood kind of woman. so let’s not get all crazy with the “how dare you call someone out on their bad behavior” self righteousness. she’s allowed herself to be used over and over by men for sex but because they’re famous or so she says its supposed to be Brag worthy. well some of us don’t think so and I call a slut a slut, and I chose to call her a slut. .no apologies babe. it really is gross and disgusting, and I think HER behavior is what is demeaning and insulting towards women.
        and I’m sorry but calling someone a slut is nowhere NEAR the same as calling someone a f@##ot. I mean really, what planet are you on? she wants to throw her garbage out there people are going to have an opinion on the smell

  10. RuPaulina says:

    She’s so keen to project this image of herself as a free spirited, raunchy, sexy woman.
    Who cares? She’s boring.
    If one has to talk about it so much, it usually means they’re not getting any or are unsatisfied. Snap!

    • Miffy says:

      She’s so torn between trying to play the vixen or the abandoned faithful wife, she’s just making a mess of both.

  11. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Brandi blew it. She had so much sympathy going into her first book. Now this one will end up in the discount bin because nobody cares anymore.

    • Megan says:

      No kidding! Her drunken foolishness, her hateful behavior, her racism has all made me feel SORRY FOR EDDIE!! I thinking cheating is disgusting but honestly at this point I can’t blame him he had to be miserable with such soul sucking hateful woman. He should have left not cheated but honestly I can’t support Brandi, she is just trash.

      • Jennifer12 says:

        I can see some of your points, but sorry for Eddie? The guy slept around, even while his wife was pregnant (and is sleeping around now, but whatever) including while they were trying to start a family. Though I don’t know any of them, I think Brandi presents herself this way because she’s trying to be tough and say she’s fine and over it and I don’t think she is. Eddie and Leann treating her as though SHE did something wrong is demented and he is currently requesting child support from her. He put the knife in and keeps twisting it. And I think Brandi is caught up in proving she’s fine and it doesn’t affect her and it does.

  12. Christin says:

    Have to admit it, I do wonder who these guys are.

    I give her credit for hustling. She has apparently done some interviews and signings. I haven’t heard anything about her canceling engagements (cough, cough).

    She might want to explore a niche other than ‘drinking and…’ to keep herself somewhat relevant over the long haul.

  13. narwhalrus says:

    Didn’t she hook up with the guy from 300 and he didn’t even know who she was? Maybe that’s the action hero.

    • Miffy says:

      Actually yeah, Gerard Butler totally seems like the kind of guy to have a mediocre quickie and then leave for a party. I’m not sure about the ‘sober’ part though?

    • Mata says:

      The whole thing reminds me of the Gerard Butler situation. She claimed they had sex, he said he had no idea who she was, then the hazy drunken hook up must have come back to him, because he admitted he did shag her, but wasn’t happy she talked about it.

    • Cora says:

      I think Butler is the action hero. Butler has also claimed for years that he doesn’t drink. (I don’t believe him and he’s certainly done other stuff, but he insists to the press that he doesn’t drink). That’s probably where the “sober” reference comes from.

      • Miffy says:

        Didn’t know he claims to be ‘sober’. I wouldn’t, if I were him, blame it aaaall on the booze, Gerard, otherwise he’s just a sloppy human being.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        I think “the action star” is someone else because she rated butler an 11 and said this other guy was mediocre.

      • Miffy says:

        Mort: He was prolly just an 11 when she was using his name! Blind items offer a touch more honesty if the occassion calls for it 😉

  14. JojoAnn says:

    Ok, I’ll play.

    Action star Gerard Butler

    Rapper/actor/political ambitions Wycleff Jean (except he isnt American but she may be too stupid to have double-checked)

    • ParisPucker says:

      Yes! Wycleff Jean was running for President in Haiti at one point, so that makes total sense.. and he’s of Haitian origin, but clearly an American citizen now. so that covers all the bases..

  15. Sarah says:

    she feels like she has to sleep around so much because Eddie cheated on her. i doubt she is happy about it. this strong, loud mouthed image is just a distraction from a very hurt woman inside.

    • Jayna says:

      Before Eddie she slept around. She said she screwed her way around the world. She just picked up where she left off.

    • Megan says:

      Oh please Brandi isn’t some former innocent virgin who married the charming actor that ended up betraying her so she figured to keep a man she had to become a giant slut.

      This is who Brandi is, and frankly the more she talks and uses people I no longer feel sorry for her that Eddie cheated, hell I can’t blame him.

      • Jennifer12 says:

        I don’t love Brandi’s actions, but how do you not blame someone for cheating on his wife with dozens of women? Having sex with her while pregnant and knowing he had had sex with others and was exposing both of them to unknown diseases? Eddie is no saint, he was a jerk and still is. He just knows to stay silent and leak information as opposed to put it out there blatantly. How do you not blame someone for then bullying his ex and making it seem as though she did something wrong?

  16. d b says:

    Well these items confirm what I’ve suspected about Brandi — she’s entitled, a snob, contemptuous. Underneath the “i’m a girls’ girl” crap is one huge ego.

    I think the sober action star is Robert Downey Jr

  17. HappyMom says:

    When you have a Breathalyzer attached to your car, and then it doesn’t start-and the guy you’re with leaves you to sober up while he goes to party more, it’s really time for some serious self reflection.

    • Artemis says:

      Brandi was always messy. She pretty much confirmed that when she was writing about her dating days with Cibrian. Then her racist, sexist bullcrap she spouts. People celebrated her bitterness/craziness during her book tour because they saw it as her winning at taking revenge on Cibrian and Leann. And now people are suprised that Brandi is still a bitter mess? Eh, the signs were there are along. How can/could Brandi ‘change’ when her audience expected so little from her and made sure she became a celebrity? They bought her books, they were fangirling her all the time and now people expect it to stop? She’s got her reality show, she’s got her money, she ain’t going to stop. No way.

    • kat says:

      I was thinking the same thing. How do you not have that “aha” moment while sobering up in your car in a stranger’s empty driveway…

      • Patricia says:

        Her attitude toward drinking and driving is truly revolting. She was still trying to drink and drive with a damn breathalyzer in her car!?! This is called being a menace to society. Does she not realize that drunk drivers kill people? Does she not realize that she is pretty pathetic for even needing a required breathalyzer to begin with, because she had no conscience or self control of her own? There is sadly no “aha” moment in the cards for this skank.

      • Jessica says:

        My thoughts exactly Patricia! Yikes, what a role model for her children. I used to like her, and found her honesty refreshing, but she makes some really bad choices. Not so much a fan any longer

  18. kellyinseattle says:

    Wasn’t Rick Fox married to Vanessa William? A real step down foe Rick.

  19. julie says:

    Wouldn’t the hood of the car be blazing hot after 15 minutes of driving? It doesn’t take long for an engine to get warm. Hope they laid a blanket down.

  20. MaxxHotness says:

    Rock on and I love it because I’m a nosey b!tch! (Which is how I found this website). Wish she would name names like Supahead, now that book was salacious! I gotta give it to her though, Brandi is making the most outta her 15 minutes. I hope she’s saving her $$ Look at Vicki she comes off as baller, but when the divorce papers came out she didn’t have as much as everyone thought she did (poor Brooks)….

  21. Ag says:

    Call me old/old-fashioned, but I can’t believe that she’s ok with putting all this info out there as a mom. Her kids will eventually hear or read about it. Other kids will know about it, and give her boys crap. Yikes. I know that celebrities see such “revelations” as a means to an end and make money off of such info, but this is making me sad for her kids.

  22. kpist says:

    50 cent and Gerard Butler

  23. Rice says:

    1. Michael “Bangable” Ealy stars on Almost Human.
    2. Ice-T
    3. The guy on NCIS
    4. Blair Underwood?
    Sorry, I’m not really into TV that much.

  24. Amy Tennant says:

    Serious question here… do guys REALLY need special-order condoms, considering that regular condoms fit over people’s actual heads? I don’t have a lot of condom experience, but it seemed like kind of a bragging-posturing-ego thing to me because of that.

    • Relli says:

      Yes. They may say one size fits all in theory but thats not always the case, because if its too small it can cut of blood flow which, is important. And I will leave it at that because I dont want the pearls to go flying.

    • TheSageM says:

      Relli is right, I can vouch for that.

  25. Jayna says:

    She bailed over the L word from her Latin? LOL Then why did she invite him to Puerto Rico on an all-expenses paid trip to a resort for the housewives show, which she claims he wanted to be on, and he turns it down saying he has to work, make money, can’t afford to go? Then while she is on the trip she gets a call from him that he flew to Italy because he just had to get away. He gets home and informs her he banged someone and developed feelings for her. She loses it. But later she goes by to see him and brings him an orchid. He calls her one day to say he was at the airport heading to Austin for the weekend with a bunch of couples. He never invited her and she was furious. The guy wasn’t clingy. Maybe when he thought she was tiring of his games with her and reeled her back in.

    She has zero self-esteem. Her book read like a laundry list of all the guys she effed. It had zero hotness to it. Oh, wait, but I did learn something. When you have one-night stands NEVER EVAH kiss them on the mouth. Aw, Brandi has a soul after all. She’s such a girl of principle. Give them B Js, bang them, but save the mouth kisses for someone who lasts more than a night. How Pretty Woman of her. If I don’t want to make out with a guy, why would I want to have sex with him? Silly me.

    Her poor kids, having this trash out there for them to read, every single dirty detail of her sex life in graphic detail, like how many fingers her hello kitty kitty can accommodate from a lovah. TMI

    • Christin says:

      This sounds like the x-rated version of Pretty Woman. TMI – yet it’s not surprising. What is left for her to tell?

    • someone says:

      Very funny Jayna : “How Pretty Woman of her”. Every time I hear someone say they only had sex but didn’t kiss I always think of Pretty Woman. Jax (from Vanderpump Rules) said the same thing about sleeping with Kristen – it was OK because they didn’t kiss. If you won’t kiss someone I’m thinking you shouldn’t touch your other parts together either.

    • judyjudy says:

      The only time I didn’t mouth kiss while having sex was because I was wearing white strips. Ahhhh…married sex.

  26. Nerd Alert says:

    I would say Ice Cube, not Ice T

    Ice Cube has political aspirations, and very political music.

    Ice T has…Coco.

    But ah…Colin Farrel for the “action hero” is my guess, just because he is sober and seems like he thinks too much of himself to try in bed.

    • Jane says:

      I think the action hero is Gerard Butler. Brandi said about a year or two ago she hooked up with him. He was not happy about it and when asked by a papparazi about it he kept responding “Brandi who?”. I think they even twitted about it, or maybe it was just her. He obviously felt like she had no business talking about it.

      This woman is such a hypocrite. She constantly talks about her kids and how wonderful a mother she is and blah, blah, blah. She throws a fit when one of the housewives says she has a drinking problem, saying it could affect her custody of her kids. She thinks writing about her slut life doesn’t affect her kids?

    • Nerd Alert says:

      Oh…I thought she only banged Gerard in a port-a-potty one time and then blabbed all about it. I guess it’s possible they met up more than once.

      On that note…she’s gross and I don’t want to guess anymore.

  27. Girl using brain says:

    So Brandi has had a DUI/series of DUI’s? Under what other circumstances is a breathalyzer installed on your car?

  28. BeckyR says:

    This stuff makes up a BOOK? Oh, well, no accounting for taste. Her sons must be so proud.

  29. Mandy says:

    I have no idea who any of these people are except for the “action hero”. Gerard Butler, I think? I don’t really consider him an action hero, but he did start out with that 300 movie.

  30. mayamae says:

    I definitely think the rapper/actor is LL Cool J. She talked about how tall he is (LL is 6’2″), he’s a rapper acting on TV, and how his abdominals are so cut they show through his T-shirt. I have no idea if this is who she’s talking about, but since he’s been married forever, it would make a hypocrite out of this woman whining about another woman having sex with her married husband.

  31. Jayna says:

    I think it’s Shemar Moore. I read that somewhere and I think it could be him. She said the guy would get high and then carry on about wining an Oscar for something, political. He is beautiful, has skin like milk chocolate, has a six-pack, and is a partier big tiime, a big playboy, and has been on WWHL before. He probably would get high as a kite and talk all the stupid stuff you do when high.

    • Sumodo1 says:

      I thnk you are RIGHT!

    • MaiGirl says:

      Bingo, Jayna! I was racking my brain over who fits the description and would actually want some of that and couldn’t think of anyone man whore-y enough. Shemar fits the bill perfectly.

  32. Asiyah says:

    The only thing I’m going to say is that I hate when people say, “no wonder Eddie left her!” or suggesting he upgraded with Leann. Look, Brandi is a frigging mess but a) he didn’t leave her, she kicked him out and b) just because Brandi is crazy doesn’t mean he did “better” by being with Leann. They both have issues, they’re both dumb as rocks, and one is crazy and the other one is certifiably insane. She makes Leann look good? Nah, all she does is make HERSELF look bad, but there’s no way that Leann can ever look good. I get the Brandi dislike because I’m done with her but I’m not going to say things like “no wonder Eddie cheated on her” because that’s just plain myopic.

    • Dia says:

      ITA, I hate it when people say that as well. She was his wife and the mother of his children. If he was over the marriage then he should have divorced her. Period.

      I used to be a huge fan of hers, but her latest antics to get attention has lost me. She had such a big opportunity take the classy route and yet she writes books about her hook ups. I just can’t with her anymore.

    • Jayna says:

      Yeah, I can’t stand Brandi for a lot of reasons anymore. I find there’s nothing redeemable about her. But that doesn’t elevate LeAnn one iota. After these two nutjobs, I can’t wait to see who the third Mrs. Cibrian will be. LOL

  33. maria says:

    My mom was a hippie and I found pictures of her in the basement of naked at a concert with two guys dancing . I was 14 and thought it was hilarious and showed all my friends because my mom is super prim and old fashioned these days. She of course was mortified but it happened and she said I needed to be smarter and not take the photos when I go through my crazy years.

  34. Deanne says:

    Eddie is now asking Brandi for child support. I don’t care how flawed Brandi is. This out of work, perpetually on vacation scumbag, is the biggest jerk on the planet. He left her with nothing and lives in a mansion and when she starts making a decent living for herself, he wants her to pay him? OMG. It is truly sickening and says a lot about his lack of character and the games he and LeAnn play. So now he’s going to live off of two women?

    • Dia says:

      I just saw that on twitter. What a douche! I guess the rumors about Leann and Eddie running out of money has some truth to it.

    • Macey says:

      OMG, I was just going to post about this…WTF? how can he do that?

      Aside from what I think of BG no one deserves this much BS from their ex and new mistress turned wife. How the heck can he even do that with LR’s income? Wouldnt his wife’s income come into play since he does live in a nice fat mansion? I knew LR did not have the 32 mil that ppl on here claimed she did. They have to be broke to do this. JSJ just updated her site about LR’s pending label deal, apparently the reality show has to go to help her “image”. Say what you want about Jen but she has been calling this scenario pretty much play by play so she must have some friends in the know. I dont doubt some things are embellished but the little details seem to pan out or come to light weeks after she posts about it.

      note to new label…Nothing can help LR..she is pure evil and every knows it even those who no longer have an interest in BG.

      • Christin says:

        If he does try to amend the child support, I hope it falls flat (or at least becomes widely known that he attempted to do it).

        What exactly does he do nowadays anyway?

        I agree that JSJ seems to have been close to the mark with her info and predictions, at least on the career front. Even the singer’s own tweets suggested she was going to have to get to work (sounded like some requirements were laid down instead of being handed a deal with no strings attached).

      • Macey says:

        I thought they had joint custody 50/50 and even she didnt get support any more?

        Im confused I just dont see how this is even possible. I wonder if LR’s new image ppl are aware he’s doing this b/c this certainly isnt going to help his image considering their life style. My other thought was maybe Ediot does have one foot out the door from LR and is planning on being on his own soon? I still dont think she should pay him, I mean srsly, he is beyond scum.

      • Deanne says:

        They can’t seriously think that this will win them public favor? I know that LeAnn has a couple of rabid fans who defend everything that she and Eddie do, but even they can’t be deranged enough to think that a man living a luxury lifestyle and vacationing constantly, who pays little to no child support to the ex he left homeless and penniless, deserves any freaking money from her. To pay for what? His range rover lease? This latest vacation? This level of vindictiveness proves that he and his new wife are, in fact, two of the biggest POS on the planet. LeAnn loves to abuse the legal system to punish others and I’ve no doubt that this is her brainchild. I hope that this comes back to bite them in a way that will teach them a well deserved lesson.

    • Stacey says:

      What an evil pos. those kids live the good life at his house, how can he sue her for child support?! Vindictive! Him and Leann love to use those kids as weapons against their mother. Eddie, be a real man and get a job. I think he is unemployed by choice. If acting doesnt work out, he needs to get a 9-5 er like the rest of us. The legal system is seriously screwed up if a man can refuse to get employment, drive a porsche & live in a mansion where his kids have their own rock climbing wall and closets of designer clothes yet he can manipulate the courts to get a paycheck from his ex-wife,( that he doesn’t need?!) Brandi needs to spend some of her hard earned cash and go for full custody to shut this guy down. Enough playing nice with him. Time to play hardball girl.

      Wow. He is just disgusting.

    • Miffy says:

      I’m a bit clueless, can he actually do this?!?! I’m in Ireland and while you can make all the demands you want/need if this situation was presented before a judge you would be flat out laughed out of the courtroom. Is this a plausible threat?! SERIOUSLY?!?!

      • ya says:

        Well in most jurisdictions with 50-50 shared custody the parent who is making more will have to pay child support. Often it’s an automatic and routine calculation.

        I do think it’s unfair in this case b/c EC is obviously benefiting from LR’s wealth. Also it may not fly if BG is able to argue that EC’s income should be imputed higher than it actually is (earning potential etc).

      • Christin says:

        I would hope that his earning potential is considered. It would be interesting to hear why he is (allegedly) not earning more income.

        His reality show endeavor shouldn’t be preventing him from working. He could do commercials for —– (insert ideas here).

    • ya says:

      It could be an automatic thing depending on what the law is like in California. In many jurisdictions it’s an automatic calculation based on the custody arrangement and the parents’ respective salaries.

      She obviously can sleep with whoever she wants, wherever, whenever – I doubt any of the disclosure will affect the kids much; they live in LA surrounded by a celebrity crowd – I’m sure many of their friends have crazy parents too.

      On the other hand though I hope she’s ok in terms of her self-esteem – it just seems like she’s letting a bunch of men treat her like dirt.

    • Megan says:

      To my knowledge the law of child support is who ever makes more is required to pay based on the time parents spend with a child. So if Brandi had him the majority of the time then he couldn’t ask, however, since its 50/50 whoever makes more is responsible for child support and its automatic and parents are suppose to report income so the right person is paying child support.

      LeAnne has no financial obligation to those boys so it is possible that Brandi makes more. Now I am not saying that he should ask, but it could also be an automatic thing.

      If the situations were reversed would we be upset if Brandi asked for support?

      • ya says:

        “If the situations were reversed would we be upset if Brandi asked for support? ”

        Good point.

      • Jennifer12 says:

        While I wish Brandi would rise above what she thinks her public image should be, I still like her, though more from a distance. That said, no one deserves to be cheated on, dumped, abused through social media, and have her kids used as pawns. I do not get how Leann and Eddie see themselves as the victims. No one deserves what these two put her through and I believe it affects her more than she’s willing to admit. As for child support, he’s had her support reduced while his mistress received an $85,000 ring and he’s photographed in Hawaii and Mexico. So, yes, it’s objectionable. Weren’t people always saying Brandi could work at McDonald’s? So can he and Leann. Eddie not wanting to work or get a job he considers beneath him is not the same as not being able to work. Their insistence on a lavish lifestyle ran them broke, so let them learn the hard way about working and saving. If Leann is so concerned about money, she would not be blowing off concerts.

      • Deanne says:

        It’s not a good point. Brandi has worked her butt off the last few years. She has several jobs at once and is really trying to make a life for herself and her boys. Eddie chooses not to work in favour of vacationing and trailing his wife to casino gigs so that he can gamble. He just bought LeAnn another diamond to replace the one she lost and he’s vacationed in Aspen, a luxury camping excursion, Hawaii and now Puerto Rico, just since the new year. That’s four vacations in a under two months. How could you ever think he has a right to ask Brandi for money? If Brandi was living with a rich new husband, not working and perpetually vacationing maybe you’d have a point but this is just beyond disgusting. He’s a complete douche for doing this. He’s literally not interested in supporting his own children. They have 50/50 custody and Brandi pays her own bills. He should grow a pair and do the same.

  35. LilyT says:

    She should have considered “TMI” as an alternative book title.

  36. Stacey says:

    Dear Eddie and Leann,

    Because of your vindictive and abusive legal manuevers to ensure Eddie is supported by not just One but two women..the latest of which is the mother of his children, the woman he married then cheated on, infected with STDs and emotionally terrorizes to this very day, I will be buying Brandi’s book today and will never watch or buy anything with Eddie Cibrians name on it!

  37. peaches mcdooby says:

    If i were her children i would be so embarrassed …..

    please can someone give me one redeeming quality this woman has and why she is famous

    she’s a tramp with a big mouth and an even bigger you know what