Kris Jenner, 58, reportedly considering an offer to pose for Playboy: LOL or gross?

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WARNING: do not read this post if you recently ate anything. That food will repeat on you very quickly during this post.

You know I don’t actually go looking for stories about Lucifer’s Homegirl. I try to only talk about her when she’s adjacent to someone else, like Kim, Khloe or Kanye. But Kris Jenner is determined to get all of the attention. She is the original Kardashian Girl. So, let’s talk about her. There’s a rumor going around that Kris, who is 58 in human years (she is ageless when she is in hell with her BFF Lucifer), has been asked to pose for Playboy!

The 58-year-old mum of six, who let’s face it, looks pretty foxy these days, is said to be “in the best shape of her life,” so naturally, she’s up for posing naked for Playboy.

A source told heat: “Kris has been talking about posing for Playboy magazine for a while now. She’s in the best shape of her life and is keen to show it off. The bikini shot she posted on Instagram recently was well received that she’s said, ‘Why not?’”

Kris is no stranger to Playboy, her daughter Kim has posed for the cover in 2007.

A spokesperson for Playboy has neither confirmed or denied the rumours: “We never comment one way or the other about these types of rumours.”

[From Glamour UK]

This comes from UK sources, so it’s probably unlikely. Although Kris probably wants us to think it’s true, and she’s nothing but flattered by this rumor. I remember seeing footage of Kris persuading Kim to pose for Playboy, and… well, Kris is one of the most hardcore pimps out there, but you could tell that she really wished that she was posing, not Kim.

As for the “sex tape scandal” story that has been going around this week, here are the basics:

The man who claims to be in possession of a purported sex tape of Kris Jenner has come forward to sensationally claim he wants to sell it to the same production company that released her daughter’s XXX video. The individual, who identified himself as “Troy”, told RadarOnline.com last night he intended on contacting Vivid Entertainment – the porn studio behind Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Farrah Abraham’s sex tapes — and wanted more than one million dollars to sell the rights.

Radar has verified the man is the same individual who has been contacting Jenner, 58, beginning last week, as this site first reported. As we revealed, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians momager has contacted law enforcement with her claims that an individual was stalking and extorting her over a tape she emphatically has claimed doesn’t exist. Troy confirmed he has bombarded Jenner with “hundreds” of phone calls but insisted it was NOT harassment.

“That is absolutely true, yes I have,” the man said.

“She knew about this sex tape and did not want it out,” he added, as to why the pair was talking via phone. “It was about the sex tape and she doesn’t want it out, so yes, I have contacted her lots of times.”

The man also categorically denied he was guilty of extortion.

“That is totally false,” Troy said. “Nobody has extorted money or asked to extort money from her. There is no money exchange.”

In the wake of the scandal, Radar has learned that Jenner has now “drastically stepped up” security in light of the text and phone call onslaught. In one disturbing incident, as a source revealed, Jenner went out to eat at Nobu in Malibu and ” then got a text from the man saying ‘Are you enjoying the restaurant?’ This person knew where she was.”

But Troy told Radar: “That’s an absolute lie. She told me she was going to Nobu in Malibu and I quote unquote I asked her, ‘How are you doing at Nobu?’ Nobody said ‘How are you doing at the restaurant?’ She told me she was going to Nobu. She’s a liar.”

Sources close to Jenner insist, however, that all of the man’s claims are lies.

“Obviously she would never allow herself to be taped like that!” an insider previously told Radar. “Initially, she just ignored it.”

When asked why he had not yet offered proof of the tape‘s existence, which he said was filmed at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Troy said: “I am not (making it up)… I have the sex tape on my hard drive. It goes for a high price. I just can’t release a sex tape. It is a million dollar sex tape.”

[From Radar]

This story is so bizarre. If it was a genuine celebrity we were talking about – say, Scarlett Johansson – I would side with the celebrity and say that this dude sounds like a delusional troll. But this is Lucifer’s Homegirl we’re talking about. She would TOTALLY orchestrate this kind of nonsense.

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Photos courtesy of WENN, Kris’s IG.

 

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118 Responses to “Kris Jenner, 58, reportedly considering an offer to pose for Playboy: LOL or gross?”

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  1. QQ says:

    LOL AND GROSS … She is so pressed that i do not put it past her that the only reason why we havent seen her cervix on tv is cause no one has asked her

  2. doofus says:

    gross.

    everything about this woman is gross.

    • Dagmarunger says:

      Remember the really early series of KUWK before she went in again for another tummy tuck, she wasn’t such an exhibitionist then! OK she was but she artfully covered over her worst bits.

    • deehunny says:

      Hey, I embrace an older woman feeling sexy. and being an object of desire. Bring it on Kris :p

      • Nina W says:

        I hope you’re joking, there is nothing sexy about the desperation for attention oozing out of Kris’s pores.

      • Mel says:

        “Hey, I embrace an older woman feeling sexy. and being an object of desire. ”

        I agree (and I am certainly no “fan” of this woman, about whom I know NOTHING as I don’t follow her or her daughters).
        I was a little baffled, and a little concerned, when I read the caveat about the food repeating on myself… I am still not sure I understand it. Is it becaue she is 58, or for some other reason?
        A woman is woman, and has the right to feel like a woman – which means a sexual being – for as long as she pleases. And if she looks good enough for Playboy to make such a proposal… why should she hide her body?

        (Just to be clear: I don’t consider posing in the nude for Playboy & Co a classy thing to do. And I gather “class” is not this woman forte. But that’s beside the point. I am just wondering why is it particularly “gross” of her to take off her clothes – so “gross”, in fact, that one may risk vomiting.
        BTW, I have seen PLENTY of bodies, 30 years her junior, who looked way more “gross” than she, judging by the bikini pic.)

  3. Meme says:

    What a revolting human being.

    • janie says:

      I think age shouldn’t be a favtor in this. Kris looks good and if it were anyone else, I’d be behind it. This woman is vile & vulgar and that’s what she’d represent, not a woman who took care of herself. That’s the difference…. I don’t know what to make of a mom who is in constant competition with her daughters? Now Kim is trying to compete with her two younger sisters? I hope Bruce stays away!

  4. booboocita says:

    “LOL or gross?” Can we pick both?

    Not that I’d have any objection to seeing Playboy do a feature on the beauty of older women. In fact, I might even buy that issue, if only to rejoice in the all-too-seldom celebration of the sensuality and sexuality of the mature woman. But Lucifer’s Homegirl as representative of mature beauty? That woman is doing her level best to deny that she’s even older than her daughters, and she’s so plucked, waxed, and buffed that I’m not sure she’s representative of anything except the rigors of plastic surgery. And in any case, why encourage this attention-hungry, status-obsessed, daughter-whoring monstrosity? Hef, don’t do it!

  5. Kelly says:

    Gosh, I want to be just like her when I grow up!

    LOL or gross?

    Both.

    And wow, if true, then how the mighty Playboy has fallen and can’t get up.

  6. Palermo says:

    Because men are dying to look at women close to 60 naked … I wish I was as delusional as she is

  7. Dani2 says:

    PLEEEASEEE don’t. I have nothing against older women, women of all ages are beautiful but I just can’t with Kris’s obvious thirst.

  8. wtf says:

    What really pisses me off about this, is that it would be great if as a society we could embrace women’s bodies in all shapes and forms. But this famewhore just makes it gross. I don’t care if she was 28, 38, 48 I don’t want to see this raggedy b*tch in or out of clothes. Just go away.

  9. Pandy says:

    Oh ugh. My yoghurt is threatening to come up. Should have heeded the warning.

  10. Mel M says:

    Haven’t even read the article but GROOOSSSSS!!!! Of course gross!

  11. BeckyR says:

    This is totally believable. She seems to have a deep seated need for attention and has a very high opinion of herself. I think she is disgusting.

  12. ~Z~ says:

    NOT ENOUGH PHOTOSHOP IN THE WORLD.
    Sorry for the caps!

  13. Anon says:

    Don’t do it Kris: just say no

  14. Tracy says:

    It is gross because she is gross. Good grief these freaking Kartrashians! When will this long national nightmare end???

  15. Ruyana says:

    Probably just another fantasy lure she threw out to boost the sagging ratings of their “empire”. She is sickening.

  16. JohnLuc says:

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this article is gross. I think the emphasis on her age is really quite shocking. Lucifer’s homegirl is a lot of things but to criticize her appearance in a magazine because of her age is surprising. She looks great at 58! I wish I could look that good. We should say no for other reasons (I don’t want to know what the devil looks like naked) but in my humble opinion, her age shouldn’t be the issue.

  17. shump says:

    Will they airbrush out the mark of Satan?

  18. Shiksa Goddess says:

    So this whole Kardashian Kraze (I couldn’t help myself) started with Kim’s sex tape and then she did Playboy. Now Kris allegedly has one. I’m thinking that things are coming full circle and this will be their ultimate downfall and they will go away. Maybe it’s just wishful thinking on my part.

  19. decorative item says:

    I’m all for older women being comfortable and proud of their bodies at any age, but this person isn’t comfortable with her body at all. She will be photo shopped beyond recognition and will make other women feel badly towards their own bodies by denying any Photoshop, surgery, laser treatment, and all the most expensive formulas and potions that most can’t afford.
    And please, in that photo of her by the pool, when I look at her raised leg all I can think of is overcooked chicken falling off the bone.

  20. jwoolman says:

    Playboy would just photoshop her into unrecognizability, as they do with everybody, but she honestly looks much better than Lindsay Lohan and LL got a Playboy gig. So why not? Wouldn’t be the first time a not-so-young thing got into the mag.

    The sex tape is certainly a possibility, since she has displayed less restraint than a cat in heat. Her book only admitted to what was verified by her husband’s private investigator for the divorce. Who knows how many partners she went through while married to Robert Kardashian. It is not inconceivable that she cheated on Bruce also. And she’s such an exhibitionist, it would not be outlandish to assume she enjoyed starring in some not-at-home movies.

    • Nick says:

      Bingo. So for all the people who are applauding Playboy for putting a woman in her 50s realize that they will photoshop everything and that she will be barely recognizable. All it will do is distort what women in her 50s should look like. I really do not like these people.

      • idk says:

        Playboy also distorts what women in their 20′s should look like. I have not seen Kim’s playboy pics, but I’m sure they were very photoshopped as well…same with every woman that has been in ANY magazine. I think someone should do a photoshop-free magazine. Now a days women and men just look like cartoons in mags. They don’t even look human anymore.

  21. cerebralmind says:

    This isn’t funny or gross. Honestly, it’s sad. Why do middle aged women need to constantly be reassured by men and women that they are sexy? It’s so annoying to see them act that way because it reeks of desperation. Just feel good with your own self and stop seeking the approval of others (especially younger men), and if you’re married and your husband still finds you desirable and sexy be satisfied with that.

  22. Nigel says:

    She’s offering to pay Playboy

  23. idk says:

    That selfie of her in her white robe…that is Kim in 20 years…they really do look a lot alike.

  24. Dawm says:

    Honestly with Kris everything is rigged. I would think that Playboy may have come after Kendall but not Kris so Kris put it out that she would be willing. I don’t think it would be gross because she is 58 but because she places such a high emphasis on sex for herself and for her daughters. She never seems to put much emphasis on education. I just don’t think that most of what she spouts is true and that it is time she stops riding on her daughters coattails and just takes a chill pill. Be their manager if she must but let it stop there.

  25. JudyK says:

    Yawn. And Barf…why did I eat an early lunch? 58…ha! Her true age used to be on the Internet until people started mentioning it.

  26. Hiddles forever says:

    Just found a few old pictures…. It is astonishing how much the whole family went under plastic surgery, they are all unrecognisable…..

    http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/kardashian-family-album-2010271/6544

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1105/kardashian.sports/content.5.html

  27. Debb says:

    They are experts at manipulation. All Lucifer’s Homegirl does is publicly air her “desire” to be in Playboy and in turn the public assumes Playboy is begging her to pose. Do most people not see this?

  28. shellybean says:

    God, NO. I don’t think she’s unattractive, but that ship has sailed for her long ago. Have some class and dignity, woman! I don’t think anyone is clamoring to see her naked or in her bra and panties. She is not some aging iconic starlet, like Farrah Fawcett or something.

  29. NeNe says:

    Was she asked to pose? Geez…. they must be really desperate if they asked her!!!

  30. judyjudy says:

    I hope she does it and then reveals her centerfold picture as a 20 foot tall backdrop behind the altar at Kimye’s wedding.

  31. Macey says:

    Thats just gross and pathetic. I dont know anyone, and I mean ANYONE who wants to see her with clothes on let alone naked…ewwww

    they really are grasping for straws arent they? Ratings must be way down for all these ‘plots’ or story lines to be released. They have absolutely nothing now except sex tapes and the devil in playboy.

  32. Bridget says:

    Aside from Kris Jenner herself, who on earth would buy that issue of Playboy? Isn’t that the entire point of magazines, that someone would actually want to buy it and read it?

    • ~Z~ says:

      Well, Kris would most likely but 80% of the copies to make it look like someone wanted to see it, and then she would wallpaper a mansion with it.

      • TG says:

        Exactly right and that is what Lainey said Kanye and Kim would do with the Vogue issues. I think their “boots on the ground” strategy will be even more elaborate than anything the political parties have done before. I don’t know whether they will order a couple million copies direct from the distributor or scour every store in the nation to get copies. I am sure there will also be a sudden uptake in subscriptions that will be going to PO Boxes around the nation. Similar to how celebs buy fake people to follow them on twitter.

  33. Diane says:

    Considering doing Playboy? You probably mean she is paying to do Playboy.

  34. Nicolette says:

    SMH. If she could find a way to be Kim she would do it in a heartbeat. Does she realize she’s their mom and not their sister?

  35. Eileen says:

    It will never happen vampires don’t cast reflections in mirrors and a camera can’t capture her image either !

  36. Nibbi says:

    I actually think this would be awesome! I hope it happens! Let her pimp herSELF out for a change !

    And i admit she looks good- won’t mind if i manage to look that good at her age

  37. Zigggy says:

    Can’t wait to see her apricot colored l@bia and pubes long & fluttery like hummingbird wings (or something like that, lol).

  38. Dorothy says:

    This was put out by Kris in the hopes to get a bite from Playboy. Not gonna happen. Even Playboy has better standards than Vogue.

  39. Anon says:

    When will everyone realize these people put there spin out there by anonmous sources so they can then deny. Only this family can come up with the stuff they do.. Insane

  40. LAK says:

    I saw the episode where she was talking KIM into posing for playboy.

    Based on that, she’d be up for it. And who knows, with the selfie, this ‘rumour’, perhaps she’s courting playboy to make an offer-which she won’t refuse!

  41. NewWester says:

    Either Kim is turning into Kris or Kris is trying to look like Kim. They do look like sisters now!

  42. Inconceivable! says:

    I just noticed what looks like a camera person or perhaps a boom operator in the small mirror off in the distance of that white bathroom selfie.
    But her in Playboy feels like a sad and very desperate attempt to compete (and keep up) with Kim. There is this mysterious sex tape that is apparently being shopped to Vivid (just like Kim)…and now Playboy (just like Kim). Sounds like Kris is jealous.

  43. Inconceivable! says:

    I just noticed what looks like a camera person or perhaps a boom operator in the small mirror off in the distance of that white bathroom selfie.
    But her in Playboy feels like a sad and very desperate attempt to compete (and keep up) with Kim. There is this mysterious sex tape that is apparently being shopped to Vivid (just like Kim)…and now Playboy (just like Kim). Seems like Kris is jealous.

  44. rudy says:

    gross gross gross gross gross gorsoosoaosdnfakdfjgs/kdgn ;

  45. Leni says:

    As a 50 year old myself I would be flattered and thrilled if I was asked to pose just for the cool points. Unfortunately I look nothing like Kris. I think her fortune and fame is based on rubbish, but she looks wonderful-better than her daughter Kim for example, so i say “Good for you”. Hope she has more class than to do it, but I hope she was invited to do it.

  46. themummy says:

    Hmm. I find her repulsive for many reasons. BUT, she looks pretty damn good for almost 60 (obviously all plastic). If she were some wonderful humanitarian, we might be saying good for her, empowerment, yadda yadda, and whatnot. I’m torn on this. On one hand, good for her. We are sexual beings our entire lives and 60 does not equal disgusting automatically and physically, let’s face it, Lucifer’s homegirl looks pretty good. That said, she’s SO repugnant in every other possible way that I don’t want to see her at all, much less as a sexualized object. Go away Kris.

    I mean, if it were Helen Mirren, people wouldn’t be all, “EEEWWWW, she sixxxxtyyyy!!!!!” (plus, MIrren is 68) They’re be, “Mirren is hot as shit always. Period.” Because Mirren doesn’t repulse in every other way.

  47. Nima1 says:

    Michael Jackson called, he wants his nose back.

  48. JaneDoh says:

    Photoshopped pics
    What isn’t photo shopped has been altered with plastic surgery