Bradley Cooper’s shorty shorts on the ‘American Sniper’ set: would you hit it?

Bradley Cooper

Here are some photos of Bradley Cooper on the set of Clint Eastwood’s American Sniper. Bradley’s been through the wringer in this production. He gained 40 pounds of muscle and grooved pretty hard until he lost the beard, which threw off the balance of his new look. Now Bradley’s wearing shorty shorts to play Navy SEAL Chris Kyle. His co-star is real-life SEAL Kevin Lacz, who was hired as a military consultant, but then Eastwood decided to hire Kevin to play himself. Kinda cool.

What isn’t cool? BCoop in those shorty shorts. The paparazzi have caught Bradley in so many different moments for this movie. He’s had a sniper scene, a wedding scene, a boardwalk scene, and a shorty-shorts scene. I know that the shorts are part of the uniform, but I feel like I’m getting away with something dirty by looking at these photos. He’s supposed to look hot, right? All I see is eccentric, weird Bradley again, and I can’t even see the serial killer eyes.

It will be interesting to see whether this film will make BCoop a three-time Oscar nominee. I feel like Bradley is chasing the Academy big time with his role choices over the past years. By god, he’s going to keep getting nominated until he wins. Will he ever win? The Academy does love it when actors gain or lose weight for roles.

Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News

 

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  1. starrywonder says:

    I feel ill. No. Not even with someone else’s vagina.

  2. eliza says:

    This should be a good movie but then again I am a huge fan of Eastwood’s movies so I might be biased.

  3. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Noooooooo. Oh, nooooooo.

  4. Chris says:

    Do SEALs actually wear shorts like that?!? My Lord.

  5. neelyo says:

    Ha, those are Lt. Dangle shorts. I can’t get past his face.

  6. PunkyMomma says:

    I’d hit Navy SEAL Kevin like a piñata. But Coop? Nope.

  7. eva says:

    He looks like a he’s got a woman’s butt in that last pic, yeuchh!

  8. HappyMom says:

    All I can think of is Lainey’s blind supposedly about him-so ick.

  9. Polly's Bookie says:

    My husband had those shorty shorts from his days in the service and I made him get rid of them the day he started civilian life. Those things are terrible.

  10. Kali says:

    How are those military regulation shorts?

  11. M says:

    Um no, I wouldn’t hit it even when he is shirtless or in a suit. He does nothing for me.

  12. InvaderTak says:

    The actual actual SEAL looks OK…..? Maybe? It’s not a Good look for any one.

  13. M says:

    No. I’m getting gay vibes.
    I don’t understand his appeal. He seems so scary to me.

  14. elisa says:

    This just reminds me of that cop on Reno 911.

    Also, is it possible to have an anti-lady boner? Because, I think my vagina just shriveled up a little.

  15. R says:

    Scary? Really?

    Any man wearing those shorts would give off that vibe. I can’t believe they make our military men wear them. I can’t feel good on the crotch.

  16. Lori says:

    THe 2 of them together looks more like a scene from Magic Mike 2

  17. ickythump says:

    I didnt think budgie smugglers would’ve been allowed in the military lol

  18. Talie says:

    Looks like Lainey just confirmed he was her recent blind. It was either him or Jake G.

    His relationship with Suki makes more sense now.

    • Daria says:

      How so? Her post about his shorts makes no reference to the blind.

      • Katia L'herrison says:

        She says he was on the ground doing drills with the other seals and then a fireman sprayed them with water! And that it might be his best job ever. If you read Lainey aLl the time her blinds are barely puzzles, she Always follows up with clues and it’s pretty clear!

      • Daria says:

        Well I do read Lainey all the time and that blind really didn’t fit him and I don’t think her post today has anything to do with that blind description. It was about going to the desert and doing drugs. Bradley hasn’t been to the desert for pleasure at all in recent months. Blind Gossip had some much better guesses about that particular blind, not to name names, IMO.

        Now Lainey’s latest blind, it’s completely obvious it’s supposed to be about Theron.

  19. lisa2 says:

    It looks like he just gained weight; no muscle tone at all. And he doesn’t have good skin

    NO.

  20. Lorelei says:

    Oh dear God whyyy???
    I’m about to go to dinner with my girlfriends and there goes my appetite :(

  21. Palermo says:

    I have never found him remotely attractive, and those shorts … shudder

  22. Hillshmill says:

    LOL this might be the funniest Celebitchy comment section I’ve ever read. I don’t think anyone is anything less than bug eyed weirded out by those shorts. Not a good look at all!

  23. Nighty says:

    Awful! That type of shorts looks bad on both women and men….

  24. The Original Mia says:

    Me likey Navy Seal Kevin.

  25. I Choose Me says:

    Lady boner killer fer sure. And I’m one of the few who has said I’d hit it in the past. But the rear view isn’t so bad right? Right?

    Anyone . . . Bueller?

  26. lunchcoma says:

    I was recently bemoaning all the below-knee length baggy shorts and wishing guys would wear somewhat shorter ones. But Bradley, honey, when I said that I was imagining something a tad above the knee. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I think you’re overdoing it.

  27. Kate2 says:

    The shorts are bunching up below the waist. Pull them down and he might have more coverage.

    I don’t need to see this much leg on any man. Waist up? Hell yes, abs, arms, hands? Yes, please. Waist down? Yeesh. All set.

  28. don't kill me i'm french says:

    In my opinion,he only doesn!t gain some muscles but also fat.

    His short is so …short! Kylie Minogue wants to recover her tiny short

  29. taxi says:

    His shorts are a size too small & he gained more fat than muscle.

  30. Camille (The Original) says:

    Yuck. No sh*t show in hell would I touch that. Ick. (it’s not just the fugly shorts and bod, its that fug face that turns me off more than anything)

  31. joan says:

    I’m female, and he just looks very gay to me here. Very gay in every angle.

  32. lenje says:

    He looks and his gesture is effeminate.

  33. Ice says:

    Gross! He’s like the male version of Kat Dennings when it comes to looks. They’re both just short of good looking and often have extremely off days (even when it’s not deliberate like this is for a film).

  34. AureliaKai says:

    Having weird Viggo in GI Jane flashbacks over here. Cooper? Nope. Not even if I drank ALL the Kool Aid.

  35. tango says:

    ok who would you rather? Big hint, NOT the guy on the left. The casting of Chris Kyle equals big fail!

    http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/02/chris-kyle-bradley-cooper-movie.jpg

  36. ShakenNotStirred says:

    So.. About those gay rumors.