Bradley Cooper is shirtless, lonely & weird in Hawaii: would you hit it?

Bradley Cooper

What’s going on with Bradley Cooper these days? He’s been keeping a pretty low profile, but I can’t wait until he starts promoting his Oscar-baity American Hustle flick. BCoop’s probably gearing up for the onslaught of publicity, which could be the reason he decided to fly to Honolulu on vacation. Kaiser reminded me that Suki Waterhouse is working at London Fashion Week right now, so Bradley was cutting a solitary figure on this beach. Was Bradley’s mom with him on vacay? Who knows. WENN had photos (which we don’t have access to) of Bradley flying out of LAX on Friday all by his lonesome.

Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper

Other than this beachy photo op, we haven’t heard much from BCoop lately other than him riding on his motorcycle and being gross while lounging in his 20-year-old girlfriend’s lap and reading Lolita. Would I hit it? Well I probably would because I like Bradley with this shorter haircut. The wholesome look suits him well, and you know he’s my favorite serial killer. I do enjoy that he looks fit but not completely muscle bound. I couldn’t tell you why he’s wrapped his t-shirt around his head in this photo.

Bradley Cooper

I’m feeling sorry for Bradley for getting papped looking lonely, so here’s a tidbit from this week’s issue of Us Weekly about how happy his ex, Zoe Saldana, is with her brand new (random) husband. Shade has been duly thrown in Bradley’s direction:

Zoe Saldana plans to live long and prosper — with artist Marco Perego by her side. Sources say that the actress, 35, and her Italian-born love, 34, wed in a London ceremony in June. It’s was romantic and beautiful,” says one pal of the nuptials, attended by relatives and close friends. “They wanted to keep it small and private.” Saldana, who ended her yearlong romance with Bradley Cooper last December, and the NYC transpland “Had been friends for a long time,” says an insider. But in January, their relationship turned romantic. “He swept her off her feet,” adds the pal. “They have a real connection.” Though his Andy Warhol-inspired paintings sell for upward of $30,000, the former soccer pro’s unassuming nature is a draw for Saldana. Notes a source, “She wanted to be with someone who doesn’t care about public perception. She wanted a real man.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition, September 23, 2013]

Ouch. That’s not cool to imply that Bradley isn’t “a real man,” and the whole “public perception” angle is even more sketchy. Zoe looked just as uncomfortable as BCoop did during their relationship. Whatever.

Esquire has a new Life of Man gallery on their website. BCoop is representin’ age 38. Holla.

Bradley Cooper

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Esquire

 

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  1. Jules says:

    Is he hot? Yes. Is he practically a child molester? Yes. Would I hit it. No.

  2. Amelia says:

    Maybe he’s doing research for that rumoured Lance Armstrong film. The slimy git lives in Hawaii AFAIK.

  3. Sara says:

    I dont see that quote as a pointed dig at BCoop anymore than Brad Pitts statements are a dig at JAniston. The quote isnt even from her to begin with.

  4. Insomniac says:

    Anyone see “My Little Eye?” I watched it a couple of times when it hit cable a few years ago and had no idea until recently that the one creepy guy was played by Bradley Cooper. Now I know why I shudder a little every time I see him.

  5. Kaye says:

    There is just something off about him. I wish I could pinpoint what it is.

  6. Sixer says:

    Blimey. That read like an outing (or a nasty fake outing) to me. How um… not cricket.

  7. Wexford says:

    Yes he’s creepy and yeah, that was shade cast in his direction. I mean, Zoe Saldana did not write this little article for US, but perhaps her publicity people did?…it just reads like SOMEONE wanted to send a zinger Cooper’s way.

  8. mom2two says:

    No, I can’t say Bradley Cooper has ever been on my list of celebrity “I wanna hit that.” I just don’t find the guy attractive.

  9. Greata says:

    NOOO. I find him truly creepy…and a bit of a mama’s boy.

  10. Z. says:

    You know, the man is obviously nice looking….for some people. For me, I just can’t get past the fact that he has the look of a frat house DICK. Also, his “relationship” with Suki Waterhouse seems fake as well as creepy.

  11. QQ says:

    No I would Not

    He looks like he would be intently staring with those creepy ass eyes while im sleeping…from a window, and then would still be clingy AND then turn around and cheat anyways! No No No

  12. Lauli says:

    Agree, something doesn’t add up.

  13. Annie says:

    I like him but i kind of get that a grown ass woman like zoe probably doesnt think he is a real man and is too concerned with public perception. First he says he cant be with jlaw because she is too young then he hooks up with a jlaw lookalike thats even younger. I think he is full of it with regards to women. And he is a mamas boy which is very off putting to a 30 something woman. I suspect this is why him and leo dates much younger woman. Not only because they want to but because a 34 year old woman sees through their shit whereas a 24 year old don’t.

  14. Z. says:

    I would like to hit that beach in Hawaii, though.

  15. blue marie says:

    no, just no. I’d be too afraid that I’d wake up the morning after and he’d be dressed like his mother.

  16. MademoiselleRose says:

    I used to think he was a bit hot, but since I saw him on The Actors Studio where he cried and cried and cried, then he goes out with a 20 year old, yuck. Not anymore.

  17. Allons-y Alonso says:

    I would hit it…with a shovel and then start running away screaming like a banshee

  18. Lee says:

    Well, if that wasn’t an attempted “outing” thrown his way, I don’t know what is. Let’s see: “Public perception”? Bradley only “dates” women for his public image. Wanted a “real man”? She got tired of being a beard? Can’t say I’m surprised. There is definitely something off about him.

  19. Vesta says:

    Just NO. I wouldn’t touch this creepy mommy’s boy with a long stick. Sorry.

  20. ALG says:

    If by “working” London Fashion Week you mean Suki’s attending shows to be seen, then yes, she is. But she hasn’t actually walked in anything, you know, despite being a “model” and everything…

  21. pretty says:

    Ever since i saw a comment here describing him as a greasy emu, i can not unsee it. His face structure is so emu-like.

  22. Kim1 says:

    If he cared about public perception he wouldn’t be a twenty year older , creepy

  23. Kyle Randall says:

    That last photo looks like an outtake from Andre Agassi’s photo session for his book cover.

  24. III says:

    I think he’s bisexual, so I wouldn’t touch him.

  25. Jayna says:

    Without his really thick hair, I never found him that attractive, but I kind of fell in love with him on Leno some months back. He was so cool. He came out to entertain and he was so relaxed and made fun of himself. He laughed about why he went off social media after continually reading horrible remarks about himself and pulled up tweets and read them on air, like he has horrible thin lips. And he all of a sudden tried to hide his thin lips like he was embarrassed. How many narcissistic actors would make fun of their features like that? He read others also. Jay made fun of him living with his mother and he really went along with it. He was so relaxed up there, not try-hardy being funny, just comfortable-with-himself funny. And I never thought much of him as an actor until recently when I thought he did a really great job on that Silver Linings Playbook.

    So I’ve changed my mind. He’s adorable. Plus, the fact that he moved his mother in his house after his father died made me heart him.

    • mercy says:

      He is charming. Thanks for the reminder. I don’t think his relationship with his mother is weird, nor that he doesn’t seem to want marriage. He’s probably married to his career and not looking for serious relationships (which is fine, but probably wouldn’t qualify him as anyone’s ‘dream guy.’) But I have to admit his recent spate of highly publicised romances, especially the ones that seemed like stunts (JLo? really?) and the latest with the 20, are kind of a turnoff. Maybe that’s why we’re seeing pictures of him alone now. ;)

  26. GeeMoney says:

    Come out of the closet already, Bradley. Sheesh.

  27. Toot says:

    Zoe looked really happy in a recent red carpet, so she definitely made the right choice for herself. Good that her man also has his own money.

    As for Bradley, I thought he looked good in the first Hangover mover, since then, nope.

  28. pnichols says:

    there has always been something about him that is creepy. not sure what though. No to hittin it. yuck.

  29. Lori says:

    Suki Waterhouse is not working at London fw. She is next to Harry styles in the first row as a “celeb” that’s how much of a “model” she is. Cara delevigne she ain’t.

  30. Athena says:

    @Lori: Yup, exactly!.

    These photos of Cooper looking all lonely and sensitive have a “prelude to a breakup vibe” about them. I would imagine that either Hawaii or London would be a great location for one of their staged photo ops of the two being a “couple”. Something is afoot, I say! (LOL!).

  31. Saffron says:

    I think he is talented but I find him creepy and self-serving. Being papped with his juvenile gf while reading Nabakov’s Lolita…really? I don’t know if he is gay although I suspect he is bi…it always seems like he uses women to push some kind of agenda. I don’t ever get the feeling that he is genuine.

  32. sandy says:

    hahaha , the prince of the desert. it’s so hot that it’s hawaii ? He’s cute . Therefore saw his workbook, he revises his scenario . Turning deep tiki Monday or?

  33. St says:

    Hey, Robert Pattinson – looks like you are not that lonely in your “I’m to lazy to exercise and have six pack” club anymore. You have Leo DiCaprio in your club. And looks like Bradly is too lazy to work out.

  34. frisbeejada says:

    Have read numerous articles and blogs that claim he is definitely gay, which makes me feel sorry for him, it can’t be easy being a gay actor in Hollywood. If they come out their careers are destroyed, if they stay in the closet they have to go through these ridiculous staged relationships as a PR exercise to pretend to be straight, they can’t win either way. And no I would’nt hit it, I’d be more tempted to give him a hug and make him a nice cup of tea…

  35. Gina says:

    I’d hit it and so would the rest of you if actually given the opportunity. Lets not even try to pretend otherwise.

  36. scottiee says:

    Why don’y you people get a life! He is much more talented than anyone of you will be. You just have to show your bad and mean side!! B-Coop rules