Sorry the links are late and we were kind of unproductive today. I’m wicked sick plus I spent most of the morning working on the new site design. A while ago I mentioned that we’re moving to a new platform and it’s all gone slower than I hoped but should be available within about two weeks.

- Tobey Maguire smacks a camera out of a fan’s hand [The Blemish]
- Tobey Maguire has a posse of ten, including a personal chef [CelebSlam]
- Dora The Explorer takes a call from Alec Baldwin [Jossip]
- Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage starts the weekend out right [Egotastic]
- How did Jessica Alba get voted FHM’s sexiest woman of 2007? [Bastardly]
- People Photoshops out the US Weekly signs in the background behind Lindsay Lohan [Gawker]
- World’s 2nd fastest condom [The Grumpiest]
- The Beckams found a house in LA [A Socialite’s Life]
- Ryan Phillippe looks like a tool [PopSugar]
- Jenna Elfman says TomKat is happily brainwashed [Mollygood]
- Is Britney Spears coming out with a tell-all book? [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Did Britney Spears get cupped? [popbytes]
- Idol Gives Back took in 60 million for charity [Evil Beet]
- The kid from Jerry McGuire is kind of doofy looking [Agent Bedhead]
- Marilyn Manson and his Holita [CelebNewsWire]
- Virgie Arthur got denied in her last-minute appeal to stop Larry Birkhead from taking Dannielynn home [CelebWarship]
- Paris Hilton tries to hide her wonky eye under her bangs [DListed]
- New Paris Hilton autopsy sculpture warns teens of the dangers of drunk driving, looks realistic apart from the pre-surgery boobs [Derek Hail]
- Brooke Hogan performing half naked (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Jake & Maggie Gyllenhaal take Ramona for a walk [ICYDK]
- Skinny celebrity butts [CityRag]
- Next starring Nicolas Cage and Jessica Biel is a crappy film that will leave you feeling manipulated and ripped off (spoilers) [Pajiba]
- Colin Farrell and his new girlfriend [Gabsmash]
- How to tell if a guy is interested in you at the gym (may offend) [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]