Justin Bieber flew on a private jet yesterday. He had to post photos on Instagram to prove his swag. This picture is my favorite. Swaggy wants us to think he reads the Wall Street Journal. Bless his heart.
Swaggy had some drama before his swanky jet takeoff. He got into a fender bender in his Corvette. I’ve included pictures of the car, which isn’t very exciting. The accident was very minor as well. According to TMZ, Bieber got irritated with some paps and hit the brakes, which caused a rear-end collision. That’s sketchy. Yes, the paparazzi can maneuver dangerously and put people’s lives at risk. This accident? It sounds like Bieber lost his temper and did the damage himself. This didn’t stop Bieber from invoking the memory of Princess Diana:
There should be laws against what I just experienced. We should have learned from the death of Princess Diana…
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 26, 2014
Bieber must have forgotten that he drove on the sidewalk last week and nearly mowed down an elderly woman. I compared him to Lindsay Lohan last week because of her famed “stroller incident.” The comparisons keep on coming. Dina Lohan once compared Linds to Diana too.
Swaggy has been really busy. A few nights ago, he got into a scuffle at Dave & Busters with Selena Gomez in tow. Biebs tried to steal someone’s cell phone before his security detail intervened. Everyone keeps hoping he’ll violate probation, but no such luck here. Bieber’s security held him back enough that no actual crime occurred. Dang.
Selena was on the private jet yesterday. She knows what we think of her boyfriend, and she doesn’t care.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN & Justin Bieber on Instagram
Gross
This is a particularly gross analogy especially when you consider the anniversary of her death is just a few days away.
This. There should be a law against Baby Bieber.
Absolutely disgusting. This idiot really needs to go away already, his fifteen minutes were up a long time ago. And I don’t see the problem of him having to worry about the paps hitting him, I think rather anyone walking or driving within his vicinity needs to be alert. He has missed hitting people a few times already. Someone shove a pacifier in his mouth, put a fresh diaper on him and send him to bed.
He doesn’t deserve a fresh diaper.
He’s the kid from that Twilight Zone episode:
“A monster had arrived in the village. Just by using his mind, he took away the automobiles, the electricity, the machines – because they displeased him – and he moved an entire community back into the dark ages – just by using his mind. […] Oh yes, I did forget something, didn’t I? I forgot to introduce you to the monster. This is the monster. His name is Justin Bieber. He’s twenty years old, with a cute little-boy face and blue, guileless eyes. But when those eyes look at you, you’d better start thinking happy thoughts, because the mind behind them is absolutely in charge. This is the Twilight Zone.”
Damn.
Send Justin to the corn field.
I have seriously given up on selena. She doesn’t care that her crappy boyfriend is a douche and he’s bringing her down. She’s happily going down with him. Girl, it’s your life, but could you and your twat of a boyfriend not be so obnoxious? !
FYI Diane was a humanitarian, yes she had het flaws, but at least she didn’t drive like a jackass and put people’s lives in danger.
He probably can’t even SPELL “Wall Street Journal”.
There’s another story out there that JB has hired people to keep him out of trouble while he’s on probation (think ROL or DM). Didn’t last long did it?
the equalizer needs to go take him out as a public service initiative
There should be laws protecting us against YOU, Bieber.
I think they should LITERALLY put “Justin Bieber >” on his windshield so that other drivers and elderly pedestrians and mothers with small children will know when to get out of the way because Swaggy is about to kill them with his douchebaggery.
Awww poor Canada’s Rose!
Does anyone know what the turnover of Bieber’s security staff is like? I’ve met a few bodyguards and so on and I can’t see any of the good ones staying with him long, if at all.
He’s hiding “Goodnight Moon” behind that newspaper.
My one year old loves Goodnight Moon! Biebs probably can’t even read that either. He’s probably looking at the pictures in a Peanuts strip.
He knows how to read?
He slams on his brakes causing the pap to hit the back of his car and is now comparing that to what happened with Princess Diana? This little boy needs a serious smack down. Hard to tell whose ego is bigger – this twat or Kanye West?
Selena keeps going back to JB because it is the only way fro her to stay relevant.
Thank you. Someone finally said it.
The women are all business. Who would care about Selena if she wasn’t Bieber’s girlfriend?
But at the rate he’s going… in a year, give or take – Bieber who??
Side note : I was reading posts on another site where people related their encounters with celebrities. There was more than one post about Bieber visiting an establishment and walking out in a tantrum when the staff wouldn’t give him special treatment or fawn all over him. Granted, it’s the intarwebs, so you have to take it with a grain of salt, but I choose to believe them.
And here he is, complaining about the paps… Psssh, whatever.
you people are so ridiculous with the beiber bashing. he’s a kid for crap sake.
Um he’s not a kid. He is 20 years old. He is a year away from being 21 which makes him legally able to drink in the U.S. He’s from Canada so who knows what the age limit is there. A kid. Whatever.
Nancy, with all due respect, he’s old enough to understand that his behavior affects others and act accordingly.
In general, a 20 year old knows right from wrong and can function in society without acting like an entitled idiot (not all choose to, but I digress). Beiber is more than old enough to deserve mockery. He’s earned it.
So we’re supposed to not say anything while this “kid” eggs his neighbor’s house, drives on the sidewalk, regularly abandons animals, urinates in a mop bucket, posts pictures of himself with prostitutes and strippers, gets into fights in clubs, posts pictures of himself clearly under the influence, drag races on a public street, gets nailed driving under the influence, gets himself on probation, and never takes responsibility for his actions? No. He is not a “kid.” He is able to delineate between right and wrong. He just chooses not to.
I am sorry, but my friends and family live in the cities where he endangers people on a regular basis. He is not a child, he is an adult. He could cause serious harm to people, potentially kill them, and yet you’re worried about him? People aren’t endangering HIS life, he is endangering theirs.
I don’t doubt that paparazzi put many people at risk with their car chases.
However, Baby Bieber has proven himself to have no regard for anyone else’s life, safety, property, etc. So sorry, I don’t want to hear his bitchy little whining now.
I’m almost amused at how fast he’s blowing through his money, especially since his career has fallen flat. He’ll be broke before he’s 30, and then won’t have any money to pay people to buckle him into his car seat anymore…
I’m impressed that he wasn’t holding TWSJ upside down. I’m sure he snapped that pic, then started rolling some green up in that ink. God, Lil Baby Loser needs some reality slapped into him. “We should learn from Princess Diana”…you sanctimonious, hypocritical turd.
So he’s likening himself to another famous person. There’s a reason why the names he drops all belong to the deceased: they’re not in any condition to deny knowing him.
I swear, every time I see him making his poor widdle lost lamb face into a camera I just want to roll up a newspaper and give him a real reason to look hurt.
I hate to side with skeezy but that accident is the pap’s fault. It’s his responsibility to keep enough of a gap between his car and the one in front to not cause a collision if the person in front breaks suddenly. I know in the US it’s not automatically the fault of the person who collides with the car, but here in Aus it is always the fault of the person who hits the car unless there is a mechanical fault, You have to maintain an appropriate gap.
I agree. I don’t like him, but those paps are super annoying. One site said the pap was from Hollywood and that might be hearsay, but following somebody that far just for a picture?
I think mostly all of us would lose their temper after awhile of being pestered all the time.
It’s bad enough being tormented by telemarketers. lol
Well then, why didn’t he die like her?
Now THAT would be something!