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David Beckham can’t do first grade math

Daivd Beckham shirtless with the caption I may be hot but I'm dumb as rocks
Seriously. What would this guy do if he wasn’t an athlete? Most manual labor jobs require more sense. From Reuters via Oh no they didn’t:

Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son’s maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

“Their homework is so hard these days,” Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. “It’s totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like ‘Oh my God, I can’t do this’.”

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