“Ashlee Simpson is already knocked up by her new husband” links

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Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with her new husband Evan Ross’s baby. [Dlisted]
Stephen Colbert said goodbye to The Colbert Report last night. [Buzzfeed]
I can’t help it, you guys. Ethan Hawke is so dirty-hot to me. [LaineyGossip]
George RR Martin offers to screen The Interview at his theater. [Pajiba]
Dance Moms is returning next month! [Reality Tea]
I also find Calvin Harris attractive. [A Socialite Life]
Mindy Kaling looks great in hot pink. [Go Fug Yourself]
British man spends $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian. [Evil Beet]
What is Kate Bosworth’s husband doing to that dog? [CDAN]
Did Whitney Houston have a romantic relationship with a woman? [Starcasm]
Jennifer Lawrence arrives at LAX. Did she see Tom Hiddleston?! [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kendall Jenner wanders around with some friends. [Moe Jackson]
Bella Thorne, stop playing with those pockets. [Popoholic]
Emily Blunt covers The Edit. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

****Note: We’re still going to be around for the next two weeks, posting stories and gossiping and having fun, but we will have a lighter holiday schedule. We’ll ramp it back up after New Year’s, especially with the Golden Globes coming on January 11th. Come back and check in with us!

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  1. Ethan Hawke IS dirty-hot. Skeevy hot. I saw ‘Taking Lives’–he and Angelina were freaky together! But I loved his character in that movie–he was such a little shit.

  2. QQ says:

    Evan STILL looks so so young no??

  3. Vampi says:

    He looks like a young Michael Jackson. Hmmmm.
    Just sayin’……

    • word says:

      I’ve always thought the same thing. He looks like him a bit, and talks like him too. Then again, I always thought MJ and Diana Ross were related as they speak similarly and share similar features (compared to MJ’s original face).

    • Nev says:

      WORD.

      he also looks like Blanket Jackson!!!!!

      • me says:

        Mj’s kids will always be a mistery to me. They look like they have 3 different fathers and 3 different mothers.

      • Bridget says:

        I thought MJ’s kids werent even biologically his, as there was a lot of talk that he used a sperm donor (at one point there was talk that his dermatologist was one)

    • Kim1 says:

      Michael plastic surgery made him resemble Diana Ross.Evan doesn’t look like pre surgery Michael.Their voices are similar but I have read Michael’s real voice was a little deeper than the voice he used in public.

      • word says:

        Wow really? Why did he use a fake voice in public?

        I think Evan looks like MJ even pre-surgery. My personal opinion.

  4. Anotherdirtymartini says:

    Two things:

    1) WTF is Ethan Hawke wearing in those pics? Seriously. It’s an old man outfit (and he’s younger than I am.)

    2) Go George R.R. Martin! Finally someone with some cajones.

    That is all.

  5. Patricia says:

    What I always wonder about moms such as Ashlee is, what if she has a daughter who’s face resembles Ashlee’s original face? Is that daughter bound to think that she’s not attractive and also needs a new face?

    Because hot damn, Ashlee looks nothing like her original, born face.

  6. Abbott says:

    Wait, I thought we were spending all holidays at CB???!? You’re my new family! What will I tell my old family? “Duh duh… Just kidding, ma? Can you pick me up at the airport?”

    • mimif says:

      And just like that, our buffoonery has been sanctioned. Thanks North Korea!

    • me says:

      LOL. Sucks for people like me who don’t celebrate Christmas. Just a regular day but nothing good will be on TV, stores will be closed, and nothing good on the internet either. I better rent some movies !

      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to those that do celebrate.

    • Kitten says:

      I expect separate present from all you for Xmas* AND my birfday (which is the day after). Any cheap-ass combo gifts will be promptly loaded into a military plane and air-dropped into North Korea.

      *not Kirk Cameron-approved

      • mimif says:

        Totally sending you an elbow of BB and a case of your favorite vodka. I’m coming too, we can get stoned and watch Girls and then launch rocket propelled grenades at your television. (Sorry bout your TV.)

        @me, don’t worry, this too shall pass!

      • Then I expect some weed brownies/cookies to be mailed in today–that’s Kirk Cameron approved, right Kitten? You’re being all joyful and happy in the kitchen…..

      • Kitten says:

        Lucky for you, my favorite vodka is the cheap sh*t that comes in a large plastic bottle. I think you can afford two of those for me.

        I don’t know if I trust your stoned ass around grenades. Why don’t we throw cat sh*t at the TV instead? We don’t even have to clean up afterwards, we’ll just throw my TV out the window and pray to Jesus that it lands next to the recycling.

        @VC-For Xmas, I’m baking Kirk a pot cake in the shape of Michelle Duggar’s hair.

      • Vampi says:

        I think Kirk Cameron could use a big ole bong hit of weed. May give him some clarity….oh wait…no. Wait…yes….Wait….where my blunt at? Lol! (seriously…Kirk needs some HELP!..gah!)

      • Kitten says:

        Dire dire need. I think we need to bust out the Six Subway Sandwich Gravity Bong for Kirk.

      • Vampi says:

        LOL @Kitten… But…but… If you buy him SIX Subway subs he will have 5 and 3/4th subs left! Maybe he can donate the leftovers to us heathens!! I loves me some Subway! Praise SUBWAY! (Blows smoke in Kirk’s smug face) Ha!

      • sapphire says:

        Kitten, I’m sending you a 22K ipad pre-loaded with 24K snark!

    • Kiddo says:

      Can’t we post rumors about other commenters in your absence, CB?

      BlueMarie is sexing up THE FRANCO. GoODnames peed in a bucket at my super-duper Pajama party and then flung herself onto the bed sobbing into beige bootie shorts, mimifoO is having all the affairs with Mathew McBongohey, Abot is secretly besties with Jen Aniston, taterho used fried potatos as tree ornaments, forgetting to remove the heat and oil, and set the whole thing aflame. Kitten had a date with the dessert Hardy, and didn’t bring home any leftovers. Caiserbatch beat up Comet Sophie and eloped with the curl, over the break. And me got a secret screening of the Interview and lived to see another day, although a really really boring flick bomb day. Oh, and Sixer and Judi Dench sat around and made up words to trick us with later.

      • Kitten says:

        Mimif and McBeefJerky?
        That explains the twinkle in her eye.

        I want a side of Taterho’s Christmas tree with my burger.

        That came out wrong.

        XXXmas with Dessert Hardy avec whipped cream, drizzled in butterscotch, and topped with cherries?????
        Why yes, I DO believe in Christmas miracles.

        ….looks like Kirk Cameron was right all along….

  7. bella says:

    i don’t have any reason, but i really like this young man, evan, diana ross’ son.
    and i’m pulling for them and their marriage…just because.
    congrats on the new baby on the way!

  8. LAK says:

    It never fails to creep me out that MJ had surgery to look like Diana Ross and instead ended up looking like a version of her sons – see above!!!

  9. Neelyo says:

    Anything that keeps Ashlee Simpson away from entertainment is a good thing so congrats!!!

  10. BendyWindy says:

    RE the British man, he’s in good company. Kim Kardashian also spent $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian.

    • LeAnn Stinks says:

      Please forgive me for sounding cruel, but he looks awful. Those lips, I can’t even.

      He looks like an extra from “American Horror Story, Freak Show.” However, if that is look he was going for, then job well done.

    • JustChristy says:

      More accurately, he spent that much and now looks like he gave head to a f#cking hornet’s nest.

  11. COSquared says:

    Yo! If you haven’t seen The Bae King Henry IX’s Lesotho pics there’s something’s wrong with you!

  12. Anon says:

    Remeber Diana is god mother to Michael kids..I think Diana nees to be given credit she has raised all great children and very well grounded.. You wont find much smut on her family.They are extremely close knit. If Ashlee felt she needed changes for her to feel secure then so be it.. Many do it and given changes others have made this is nothing compared tp others. I actually think this is a good match and good luck to them and there new family..on another note Ashlee and Pete were one of the first couples to keep it amicable after there split and for Bronx. Many have followed since.. It is nice to see they still socialize and family at family events all together. That is awesome. Bronx appears to be a well adjusted boy

    • Bridget says:

      Those two wet NOT the first celebrity couple (and I’m using that term very loosely in this case) to be polite when divorcing.

  13. Jag says:

    The body language between Ashlee and her new husband is odd. In one photo, she’s pushing his foot away with hers, and in all the photos that I’ve seen, she isn’t smiling or giving anything body-wise to show that she’s happy at all. I don’t think it will last.

  14. Slim Charles says:

    Enjoy your holidays, Celebitchy!

  15. Bridget says:

    I’m going to be mean. Someone’s locking down that child support quickly.

    • word says:

      I know Evan Ross has been in a few movies and shows here and there, but I don’t think he’s making millions. Don’t get his money mixed up with his mother’s money.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        His dad was very wealthy, a billionaire I believe. I think Bridget might be implying she is focused on the trust funds.

      • Bridget says:

        Someone with his mother’s money would have likely set up a trust for her kid, since it would be taxed to hell and gone if she waited for it to be disbursed upon her death. Plus Evan’s dad was the most wealthy of Diana’s husbands, and he passed away years ago – chances are he left money to his kids.

      • word says:

        @ Tiffany andn Bridget

        I didn’t know who he dad was. I always wondered how Evan had money as he is rarely seen on TV and movies. I wonder if Evan and Ashlee have a pre-nup ? I would have one for sure, especially when you’re dealing with that kind of money.

  16. qtip says:

    Evan’s dad was a shipping magnate who died about a decade ago, so he possibly has part of the $100 million dollar fortune. Plus he has acting.

    He looks like his dad to me.

    Ashley has Michael Jackson’s last chin.

  17. pru says:

    I’m really going to miss the Colbert Report.

    • Vampi says:

      Oh PRU…So am I! I looooves me some Colbert! It will be interesting to see when he takes over for David Letterman…I also love me some Letterman! (I used to sneak back into the living room at night to watch Dave when I was a teen! The video “Dress Cool” by Paul and “The Worlds Most Dangerous Band” still cracks me up to this day!!!) Good times! 😉

  18. jenn12 says:

    Wow, you never even see her with her son. It’s like her domestic life is her new career, though, because the music and acting thing isn’t working out.

  19. Jen says:

    WHOA!! Back up, Ashlee Simpson got married? How did I miss this?

  20. xxx says:

    Calvin Harrisis very handsome in person, much better looking than the photo in the linked article. I was within a few feet of him a couple of times last year and he is extremely easy on the eyes. I was surprised he was that good looking. I knew he was cute but he’s actually HOT!

  21. Diane says:

    Ashley Simpson knows her “talent” won’t pay the bills. Therefore, she marries guys with money, pops out one kid = set for life.

  22. Cali2002 says:

    Ugghhh, but OK

  23. Vampi says:

    I almost forgot!
    Happy Holidays to all the Celebitches!
    I don’t post much but I read here every day! (several times a day!) ..and I love the humor, the support of one another and the education I get reading here. This is like no other gossip site on the Net.
    Escapism really IS smart!!!
    Much love to you all!!!!! Xoxoxo