Bradley Cooper doesn’t think he’s handsome: ‘I was the sidekick, the jerk’

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Bradley Cooper took a quick break from Broadway to hit the publicity trail for American Sniper, which opens in wide release on Friday. He wore shorty shorts for the movie and gained 40 pounds of muscle. His buddies are talking him up for an Oscar, and he’s hitting the creepy magazine covers hard. The problem with chasing an Oscar — and make no mistake, Bradley is chasing — is that it often involves heavy subject matter. In this case, Bradley played Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the most lethal sniper in American military history.

BCoop studied up with Kyle’s widow, Kyla. They did a featurette together for Warner Bros. Kyla is still amazed at how Bradley never met Chris Kyle (although they talked once on the phone), but he managed to nail several uncanny gestures. Even “the sniff” in this trailer was authentic. BCoop sat down with Matt Lauer to talk about his role. You can see the video here, but the gist is how Bradley doesn’t see himself as handsome:

When Chris Kyle, the man whose life the movie “American Sniper” is based on, first found out that Bradley Cooper would play him on the big screen, he had just one reservation about the star People magazine once dubbed its Sexiest Man Alive — that Cooper might just be too handsome for the job.

“I’m going to have to tie him to my truck, drag him down the street and knock some of the pretty off of him,” the Navy SEAL joked at the time.

But in a Tuesday morning visit to TODAY, Cooper assured Matt Lauer that handsomeness has never really been a problem for him.

“The first job I’ve ever got was on Alias, and I was not the … good-looking guy,” he insisted. “I was the sidekick, best friend. And in Wedding Crashers, I was the jerk. So, no, I never sort of suffered that ‘oh, he’s too handsome’ [problem] ever.”

Unfortunately, Kyle never got to see the full transformation for himself, as he died from a gunshot wound in 2013. But Kyle’s close friend, Clint Bruce, watched the film, and he had high praise for Cooper’s portrayal of the man who worked overwatch for marines in Iraq during the war.

“There were three or four times during the movie where I literally just forgot I was watching an actor,” Bruce told NBC’s Lester Holt. “I thought I was watching Chris.”

[From Today]

I can’t believe Matt Lauer asked Bradley whether his “looks and charm” had ever cripped his career. What a weird question, right? Bradley says only the People’s Sexiest Man title clued him into his handsomeness. Come on! Bradley isn’t classically handsome, but the ladies did chase him a few years ago. He was Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor.

Anyway. Clint Eastwood talked about how Sniper is a case study of marriages in the military, which I find interesting. People tend to romanticize happy reunions for these families. That’s what we see on the nightly news and in dog food commercials. The soldier comes home, and everything goes back to normal, right? Well … it’s complicated. Even without serious issues like PTSD, reacclimation is rough. Chris Kyle came home and went straight to a bar. This film sounds intense for more reasons than one.

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  1. ell says:

    he’s right; he’s not.

  2. PunkyMomma says:

    I can’t get past his bunched up shorts in that first pic. Way too early in the morning.

    • Kiddo says:

      I can’t see past the wedgie. But now we know there’s something in it for both mimif and GoOdNames.

      Thank you for keeping that photo alive, Bedhead.

      ETA: You changed it and now no moob mention! Sneaky PunkyMomma.

      • PunkyMomma says:

        Kiddo – it was a tough call. Moobs v wedgie. The moose knuckle won. I’m not proud of that.

    • Abbott says:

      I think I may have dislocated my torso flinching away from the screen. Bedhead done played us!

      What’s the Rick Roll equivalent of the serial killer shorty shorts?

      • Kiddo says:

        The shorts already look “rick’ with a “d”, rolled.

      • Cindy says:

        LOLOLOL. You guys kill me on these bradley cooper posts. I actually look forward to them, how demented am I? Someone awhile ago said he had a Ted Bundy vibe. He IS really talented but those psycho eyes just conjure up images of basements, formaldehyde, and maybe a shovel and lime. I love you bradley, never change. #thosebeigeshortsarethelastthingyouwillsee.

    • Lilacflowers says:

      The shorts. I just can’t.

    • MrsBPitt says:

      Oops…thanks, just remembered need to put sausages on my grocery list!

    • Dani2 says:

      LMAO his legs in those short shorts are something else

      • Kosmos says:

        Right, not the best legs…..the legs of the guy next to him are nicer looking. Bradley is….not my idea of a handsome man, but his eyes might be his best feature. I definitely wouldn’t call him a pretty boy, but next to someone else with less in the looks department, he might carry a little weight there. Overall, I just don’t care for Cooper in general, which has nothing to do with looks.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water….
      Oh. My. God.

    • Esmom says:

      I know, I should have known they’d make an appearance but I unwittingly clicked anyway. Glad I haven’t eaten yet.

  3. S says:

    Dude’s changed his face.

    • ell says:

      Agreed. I think he had some surgery or botox or… something. I never found him particularly attractive, but recently he looks like Barry Manilow.

    • Mira says:

      Okay, good, I’m not nuts. I just saw Silver Linings Playbook and thought he was super handsome in that movie. In these photos, my loins have zero reaction. I can’t put my finger on what it is though…do you really think it’s a facial adjustment?

      • Mira says:

        Wait, I think I might’ve figured it out. He almost always has had at least a 5 o’clock shadow, which makes him way more attractive. When he hasn’t had a 5 o’clock shadow, his eyebrows are usually darker and fuller looking (photo probably shopped). Maybe he didn’t do anything.

      • Jayna says:

        He gained 40 pounds for the part, so definitely would make his face more beefy, thus his close-set eyes even smaller. Plus he buzzed his hair, and his gorgeous hair is part of what made him handsome.

        The other photos look the same to me. His face changes depending his weight. His best features are his hair and blue eyes. He has a big nose and thin lips.

        He made fun of himself once, reading a tweet on TV where they made fun of his thin lips and how reading things like that brings him back down if his ego is getting too big.

      • Someonestolemyname says:

        I think he’d gorgeous, even when he played the Jerk in The Wedding Crasher’s.
        I find him very handsome.

    • muchadoaboutashoe says:

      Thank you! I thought I was going nuts. Something is different in the nose/eyes area but I’ve never paid much attention to him before so I wasn’t certain.

  4. Helo says:

    Merciful Zeus…what the hell did Creepy Cooper do to his face?!. The last photo of him in the grey suit, blue shirt…it’s very plastic looking. Yikes.

    • Abbott says:

      I’ve been looking at past pictures of him and can’t quite put my finger on it. He obviously had a chin implant but I’m thinking his end goal is to look like Axl Rose?

      Either way, he needs to lay off drinking blood of the innocents. Not a good look.

      • S says:

        I think maybe he’s had his jaw reshaped & nose done?

      • Helo says:

        @Abbott: Ha!.

        I can’t quite put my finger on who exactly Cooper looks like these days…because it sure as hell isn’t Bradley Cooper. I don’t know, a little like the mask that the villian in those SAW movies wears?.

        I think I have the right horror film…the bad guy wears this mask that’s white with red circles on it, or something?…anyway, very plastic indeed.

      • kri says:

        There was a blind a few weeks ago about about an actor getting something subtle done with his chin…^^^^^. Also, it is very alarming to me that his thighs look like..well, how I imagine Hilary Clinton’s thighs look.

    • Sea Dragon says:

      Omg. He looks nothing like himself. Just awful.

  5. My mom thinks he’s really pretty–we saw a trailer for American Sniper, and she said “He’s pretty,” and “I want to see that”…and I said something about how he’s a shitty actor (except didn’t use shitty because I’m pretty sure my mom would make me wash out my mouth with soap, even though she curses like the sailor she was)..and she said “He’s pretty” LOL. I thought he was really good looking in the A-Team, but then…meh. I don’t think he’s bad looking, and he has pretty eyes…but I wouldn’t stop in the middle of the street for him. He’s a nice looking guy. End of.

    And I want to see American Sniper because this looks like the ONLY movie where he’s not playing himself. But I hope it’s not boring. I guess I kinda am ‘weird’ about movies. Like I enjoy PTA’s movies as character studies–but they are always SO disjointed, seem like they take FOREVER….I don’t understand how he gets nominated for Best Director AT ALL. I don’t the love for Inherent Vice–it looks like a sloppy mess.

    • Dani2 says:

      I think he’s a pretty decent actor actually, he was better than Jennifer in Silver Linings Playbook for me.

      • cat1 says:

        I thought he was better than Jennifer L. in Silver Linings Playbook also. I think she was over the top (I saw it three times!) whereas I thought he did great (the other actors as well) yet she got all the attention.

    • Kiddo says:

      Bradley irritates me, but mostly because he resembles someone I know whose personality is ‘oosh’ with a ‘d’ in front of it. That said, it does look like he put in a solid performance in this film, based on the trailer. He certainly comes across more attractive in the crying scene than he does in stills.

    • Mark says:

      Pt anderson doesn’t get nominated for oscars he’s up once for director and twice for writing

      • Well I mean that a lot of people are avid fans, think he’s an amazing director–I think he has good ideas, but his films always seem like a mess to me. Same with Terrence Malick. But just saying that I’m really weird about movies…..I am the Queen of Fastforwarding, lol.

      • Kitten says:

        @VC- I swear we are polar opposites when it comes to movies.

        I LOVE PT Anderson.

      • @Kitten
        I do like watching them in terms of the characters and the storylines–but I just feel like the movies drag on for FOREVER. And that a lot of stuff could be taken out, and it’d still be a great movie. And I just flat out could not watch The Master, except for a few scenes (“Pig F***” and the PRocessing scene)…..

    • Esmom says:

      I thought he was cute in Alias but that’s it. My assessment of his looks has been going downhill ever since then.

    • Nene'sWig says:

      I saw this movie last weekend and he was really great in it, l like surprisingly good. I really don’t like Iraq war movies because it’s all just to recent and real for me, but this one was worth watching. I do agree with the poster who said it’s because it’s the first rule where he’s not just playing himself, and that’s totally spot on. He’s not playing his usual ladies-man, douchey bro and I felt like I forgot I was watching Bradley Cooper.

  6. LT says:

    In his interviews, he seems like a smart, thoughtful guy – but he looks like a weasel.

  7. CanHud says:

    Except that Chris Kyle’s widow’s name is Taya.

  8. Adiellybelly says:

    Im not a Cooper fan per se but i really loved this movie. He did Chris Kyle and his family proud.

  9. MrsBPitt says:

    BC is okay looking…I see lots of men that are as good looking or better everyday. I do think he has improved as an actor and the trailer for this movie looks intense.

  10. scout says:

    I agree with him, he is not all that but not bad looking at all. His short shorts here, oyyy!!!!!
    I am looking forward to see American Sniper.

  11. Kori says:

    I’m a fan of BC–going back to Alias–and always enjoy his appearances on shows.

    As for the military marriage–I’ve been a military spouse for 23 years. My husband’s last overseas tour (all of 2014) they told him not to jump right back into marriage until it felt right. That included sexual relations since you’ve been apart so long and it could feel awkward. They advised a settling in period. And my hubby wasn’t even in a combat role. But we’ve been together so long and were in communication via phone, Skype, etc that it was fine when he returned. But, yes, it’s not always this trouble free period.

    • Kitten says:

      Wow, really?

      That’s interesting. Have they always advised easing into it or is this a new approach with all the information we now have regarding PTSD, etc.?

      Anyway, props to you and yours. It can’t be easy being apart for long stretches at a time.

  12. Ruth Dunbar says:

    The only time I’ve ever thought he was hot was in American Hustle. I am not kidding. There was something about him — even with the bad hair and bad 70’s suits– that did it for me. Maybe it was just all the walking the three main characters did (there were a lot of walking shots). Whatever it was, it drove me nuts. I am not proud of this.

    In any event, I might go see this.

  13. Catk says:

    I think I’ll have to wait to watch this at home. I can’t even watch the trailer without wanting to cry, so I gueas I think he’s a pretty good actor.

    My friend’s ex-boyfriend was a sniper, and man did he come home messed up. (Incidentally, last I heard he was engaged to that racist blonde from Big Brother).

  14. Jenny says:

    Why is the fact that Bradley Cooper’s plastic surgery is slowly transforming him into Bruce Jenner not a bigger story???

    • Rachel says:

      Because he’s not? He looks different without his facial hair. He will look like he used to when the Elephant Man is over and he can grow his beard back.

      • Jenny says:

        He has been clean shaven plenty of times before but has never looked this messed up and plastic.

    • Rachel says:

      His face has looks like it has in the past when he has no facial scruff. I don’t believe he’s had any surgery.

  15. danielle says:

    He has this weird manic energy in all the roles I’ve seen him in, slp, a team, hangover, guardians and wedding crashers, that for me does seem more character actor than leading man. But I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing.

    • Ruth Dunbar says:

      I don’t either, and that may very well work in his favor over the long run.

      • Dee Kay says:

        I think Cooper himself would rather be considered a character actor than a leading man. He isn’t someone who’s become famous “playing himself,” his roles are offbeat, off-kilter personalities, very specific and definite and mostly quite neuro-atypical people (I would say). That’s not “hero” or leading man stuff. Even Chris Kyle isn’t portrayed as a straightforward hero in American Sniper.

  16. pretty says:

    omg he seriously legit did plastic surgery around his mouth area and chin area. it’s soooo noticeable i am freaked out. he looks like Jeff Probst now (from Survivor). ew ew

    especially when he smiles, the whole shape of his mouth has changed and it’s so weird. his face got feminised.

  17. Kate says:

    Where is the question for Cooper on the Sony Hack Lauer?????

  18. pk says:

    He looks cuter with facial scruff

  19. CN says:

    What does it mean to be “classically handsome”?

  20. Birdie says:

    Kyla Kyle.

  21. nobottleblonde says:

    Mrs Kyle’s first name is Taya, not Kyla

  22. Pipa says:

    He looks fine

  23. minx says:

    Does anyone remember a clip of him speaking fluent French on a Parisian news show? I’d never thought much about him one way or another before then, but that was very sexy.

    He’s done something to his face and it’s not good.

  24. Domino says:

    Glad he’s aware that he’s not in the least handsome.

  25. Kitten says:

    Oh man you guys are BRUTAL.

    I kind of feel bad for the guy. He’s not a bad actor by any means–does he really deserve the rash of sh*t he’s getting for his appearance? I’d rather watch BCoop onscreen than a Cavill or some uninteresting Ken Doll who can’t act.

    I can’t detect the surgery..but admittedly, I don’t follow this dude too closely.

  26. I Choose Me says:

    Nope. Not what I would call handsome. I still like him though and yeah, I still would.

  27. serena says:

    Um, flash news: you aren’t handsome Bradley. At least not to me. But I did find him cute when he did Alias.

  28. Cindy says:

    I haven’t even read the post yet, but I just saw the first beige/ tight shorts/god help me I don’t have words picture and about died laughing. My very sh*tty day is a little better now. Can you use that picture with every bradley post forever? I’m gonna scroll up again and laugh some more now.

  29. rkintn says:

    I like him. I think he’s hot and I am totally diggin’ him as a GI Joe. He should keep that 40lbs of muscle AND the beard:) I like watching him on the big screen, so I guess I must like his acting too;)

  30. Josa says:

    He’s not bad looking. But that picture of him with hand in hair, very creepy. I heard he’s a nice guy.

  31. Lucy2 says:

    That’s funny because he followed Alias with Kitchen Confidential (playing the attractive lead) and Wedding Crashers with the Hangover and A Team (handsome supporting).
    I don’t find him handsome, but occasionally he looks attractive. He definitely looks different in those photos though.

  32. nina says:

    At least he’s a realist. He’s not ugly, just slightly above average. I’m sure that his acting skills make up for it though!