Does the LohitneyParis ban extend to the links? Let me know. I’m strictly avoiding them in the links today, but I don’t think you guys will mind if I just link to stories about them.

- There are pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo having sex in a jacuzzi and their lawyers are warning the gossip rags not to publish them. They’ll be online soon. [The Blemish]
- Did Pete Doherty cheat on Kate Moss [Agent Bedhead]
- Five nominees for best GQ cover of all time [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Jessica Simpson’s new movie sucks, while Ashlee Simpson’s new Sketchers ad sucks too. [popbytes]
- Beyonce is overexposed, annoying [Bossip]
- Ethan Hawke in new vampire movie [Gabsmash]
- Cute dancing babies [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Nicole Richie clutches pillow [Celebwarship]
- Rebecca Gayheart topless on a yacht (site NWFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Fergie is getting $4 million to include a song about Candie’s shoes on her new album [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi are getting divorced [DListed]
- Eva Longoria in a blue bikini [Hollywood Rag]
- Drunk Victoria and David Beckham [Bastardly]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar Opens The Harrods Summer Sale [ICYDK]
- Pamela Anderson’s 40th birthday [Evil Beet]
- What the heck is Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing? [Celebslam]
- Jessica Alba is a bathroom hog [yeeeah]
- Roxanne McKee in FHM [The Grumpiest]
- Elle Macpherson’s son has long hair - with bangs [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Fantasia Barrino has her clit pierced [Rhymes with Snitch]