The ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner clan cover the current issue of Cosmopolitan. Cosmo actually declared them to be “America’s First Family,” which is disturbing. In any case, Cosmo threw a big party for their 50th anniversary, and the Kardashian-Jenners were invited. All of the ladies showed up except for Kendall, who increasingly has been trying to separate herself from her family (to her credit).
What is there really to say about these photos? Kim needs to give up on the center party, and she needs to stop with the high or choker necklaces. The hairstyle makes her look like she’s wearing a helmet and the necklaces make her look even shorter, squatter and slightly hunchbacked. I guess Kylie didn’t get the memo about wearing all-black, either that or she just wanted to steal focus from her older sisters by wearing a slouchy ensemble in a pale grey.
I know it’s wrong, but I kind of like Kris Jenner’s hairstyle these days. I’m not saying it would work on most people, but for certain women, that style is very flattering. And Khloe… well, Khloe was showing off her very fresh lip injections.
Who looked the best here? I might have to give it to The Forgotten Kardashian, Kourtney. Hell, I may have to give it to Kris Jenner. For some reason, I’m genuinely enjoying her hair.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Kourtney!
I second that!
Kourtney!!! She’s looking good after the whole Scott thing. I think I like her lost bc she hasn’t done snugging to her face other than botox, and she’s super involved with her kids. She refused to be in their “family Christmas card” of the kids weren’t in it.
Kourtney looks the best. She looks the closet to natural.Kris looks great too, happy. Its nice to see someone actually smile, oh I miss those days.
Kris’s hair makes her look several years younger. Kylie looks like she’s gaining weight. Kourtney looks the best.
loathe to admit this, but I like Kris’s hairstyle…shuffles off in shame
It should be ‘Who looked the worst?’ and the answer is all of them.
EXACTLY. These androids look terrifying. (Do not mistake that for “fierce”. It is NOT a compliment.)
Who looked the best? Not Kim.
seriously…those boobs! 0_0
They’re squished and pushed up SO MUCH that you can see EVERY VEIN in those suckers.
Zombie boobs.
OMG they looked painful, I can sympathize here , when I was preggers my boobs were the size of a toddlers head.
I’m so distracted by the visible veins in her boobs.
BOOB VEINS
Kim, you can get gangrene from wildly excessive boob-mangling! Consider your health, and get some bed rest. A few months would be helpful. Trust me.
Thanks for the mammaries! It writes itself.
Kourtney for the win. She dresses nicely most of the time.
But Kourtneys boobs look crooked in that top photo. Hopefully it’s just the way she’s standing?
Lol. It’s the way she’s standing.
Kourtney because she hasn’t messed with her face or butt…yet.
Kris’s Koven is what they really look like and Kimmode…dear god she’s hideous.
I’m deeply traumatised from looking at Kim’s squeezed-in boobs. That’s all I have to say to those people.
god kim STAHP.
I can’t stop laughing. Kim’s breasts look like something she picked up in water balloon fight. What a very unfortunate neckline on her.
My son, 17, calls her the prostubot. Articficial un-intelligence.
Bwahaha! You’ve got a smart son!!
Kim and her want to be Kylie look the worst, good grief look @ the blue veins on Kim’s tits, yikes plus I Hate the middle part slick back hair she can’t seem to lose.
They are all equally bad. Kudos to Kendall for trying to separate herself from this mess. Kim looks especially bad with her boobs pushed up to her chin and her usual coat cover. The only attention they get these days is mostly negative. Does that give them a clue people are sick of them and their plastic surgery and their stone face look?
No she is not. If that was the case, she would not have done the group cover. Kendall is just as bad as the rest of them.
She probably has a modeling gig, why would she pose for the cover to begin with.
I can Trace every single one of Kim’s Titty Veins from this.. with my eyes closed
Also as a champion for short Hair I can’t give that To Lucifer’s concubine when it calls attention to that putty molded nose of her, NO
Kim looks like her butt is on her chest! And for the love of all things holy please give away those chokers to the less fortunate with long necks!
Oh gosh… I really hate judging a pregnant woman, but Kim looks like a beached whale 🙁
Also, I agree, baby girl you are no longer the center of it all. Lo siento.
Kourtney has always been cute. I dig it. Khloe is really gross. Something about her reads sticky.
I Dont acknowledge Kris. I never have or will. It’s hard to say you Dont respect someone you Dont know but I find her repulsive on a non human level.
I can’t judge anyone’s looks when there is “teen” in their age. It’s hard for me. Maybe I’ll change when she looks really bad or wears a Valentino banana suit on the red carpet.
Don’t feel bad, she asks for it. Really, making fun of pregnant women is like my number 1 “don’t do it” rule, but this one is so damn ridiculous it’s impossible not to snark or to refrain from judging her.
She’s always complaining about how she hates being pregnant and I respect that from other women, but coming from her and knowing that it’s only because she can’t stand not being able to be “sexy” for 9 months makes me want to vomit. She’s a gross human being, whether she’s pregnant or not. I don’t think there was ever a more vapid, pathetic famous person and this is really saying a lot.
So, I’m kinda obsessed with your name. Just call me Quinn 😉
Actually Jane, yes, Jane. Quinn was intense.
And yes, she is pretty nastified 🙁 I think I feel guilty because I’ve never been pregnant so I don’t know what she is feeling. But I do sense, bitterness that she can’t be a sex pot while she’s pregnant. Ya know? I really feel like that bothers her.
None of the above.
Why do Kim’s boobs look rectangular?!?! WTF!
As for her face, she is starting to look like a camel. She really messed it up. She needs to stop with the surgeries and fillers. She doesn’t look human anymore.
Kourtney looked the best then Kris. I’m sad for Kylie. She’s 18 but looks older than her sisters.
Agree…and it looks like khloe’s saline is slipping on one side…
WHO told Kim that the ridiculous Alfalfa ponytail hairstyle is a good look for her? She wears it all the time and it is hideous.
Kourtney looks the best. She’s the only one in that family besides Kendall who doesn’t have a plastic surgeon on speed dial.
Kim is a laughable mess as always. Between that stupid hair, that unflattering necklace, and her swollen boobs that she just can’t stop herself from putting on display because she’s so desperate to be sexy, she’s always the mess of the family.
I’m not sure why this family has latched onto the slicked back, wet hair look because Khloe’s hair only looks dirty to me. Also, how many different colors does she have that same stupid dress in? She’s always in a deep cut, high slit gown.
This family somehow lacks the ability to ever seem or look classy.
Khloe looks greasy.
Kim has had too many nose jobs. There is too much space between her nose and her upper lip; it really looks peculiar.
Her whole face is out of proportion, and it’s too bad because she used to be pretty.
kourtney is the only one who still looks normal…..Kylie looks like she’s older than Kris, Khloe is ridiculous with those lips and hair, Kris is at least somewhat dressed appropriate, but Kim…..well Kim is in a league of her own and NOT in a good way : those boobs always in our faces look gross, so sick of those stupid coats if your’e so self conscious of your arms wear something that doesnt put all the focus on your chest stupid, and chokers are so not your friend – her face is seriously jacked -I can’t imagine going to a plastic surgeon and saying please make me look like a giraffe???
Kourtney, hands down. I know she’s had some work done, but she’s definitely the most natural & least freakish-looking of the bunch (well, her & Kendall). Kloe gets more ridiculous looking every time I see her, Kim is past the point of no return, and Kylie has unfortunately begun her plunge down the rabbit hole as well. These people are the epitome of vanity and self-absorption. Sad, sad, sad.
Holly Michael Jackson’s nose! What’s going on with Kri$$$ face? Khloe and her anus lips.Yuck.
Donald Trump also has those anus lips
That picture scares the cr@p out of me. I’m going to be having “mares” for the rest of the week.
They have become nothing more than an SNL skit. That “posing too hard” thing they do is hilarious. They really think people respect them. I think even Kendall is embarrassed to be seen with them lol.
I have to give it to PMK, with that fresh cut, she actually outshines all of her daughters IMO. Still not a fan but loving her look.
Where’s they story about Kourteny letting the nanny comfort her child after she was hit in the face with a car door. She was more worried about the bags she was carrying.
Allegedly all the nannies have to walk a certain distance behind them out of camera range.
Kind of make me think the story about Kim forgetting north in the hotel lobby is true. Allegedly.
I’ve always thought that the image that she’s a hands-on-mom was total garbage. She brings a nanny even with one kid. I seriously doubt she gets her hands dirty too often. None of these people seem the least bit maternal.
Did they all go to the plastic surgeon and say, “Give me the Resting Bitch Face, please”?
Sure looks like it.
I would love to know the total $$ this group has spent on plastic surgery and fillers. It must be staggering.
Kim looks like a monster. A real, honest to God monster !!
Frightening.
You mean who looks the least plastic?
Well, since I just canceled my three year subscription to Cosmo after receiving the November issue with the Klan on the cover I would have to say that they all make me want to vomit. And now I know what DEVO was on about, these people are DEVO-oid. They have all sold their souls, that is if they had one to begin with.
Anna Wintour and Cosmo have been the hugest betrayers of the decent people of our planet in the past five years. I can only wish that Anna suffers extrem bloat and that her daughters want to behave and dress just like Kim, down to the fake EVERYTHING to achieve that “look”, especially during their pregnancies. But even then it would not be enough Bad Karma to pay for lending credence to this vile, unnatural Klan. Don’t you wish that just throwing water on these people would do the trick?
Kourtney looks the best, as usual, with Demon Mother a close second. (DM really does dress well, awful though she is as a person.) Kim and Khloe look like they’re on their way to a cheap porn audition, as usual. And again as usual, poor Kylie looks so uncomfortable. She doesn’t want to be there or doesn’t want to be wearing what she’s wearing or both.