“Paris and Doug look awkward and over each other” morning links

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt Awkward Photos. Who couldn’t love a face like that? [Bitten and Bound]
Elisabeth Hasselbeck to Guest on ‘Ugly Betty’ [Television.AOL.com]
Schwarzenegger May Still Be in ‘Terminator Salvation’ [Moviefone]
Octo-Mom: “I Got Asked Out On A Date Today!” [Radar Online]
– “Raise your hand if you’re bored with regular barbecue places”… Jones’ Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage [Cityrag]
Charlie Sheen Says Twins Are Doing Great [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ashley Tisdale Owns Two Louis Vuitton Dog Carriers. And you don’t even own one. What does that say about your life? [Bastardly]
Jennifer Lopez is down to just 2 Outfits in One Day [Hollywood Rag]
Kate Moss split her dress [The Blemish]
David Duchovny in uniform [Agent Bedhead]
– Which Whiny Actor Will Only Travel By Golf Cart? [Defamer]
Helena Bonham Carter really lives life her own way, doesn’t she? [Evil Beet]
– Is Fergie wearing a trash bag? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– 6 Reasons Why Michael Phelps And Carrie Prejean Are Perfect For One Another [Best Week Ever]
Michael Jackson should try to look normal [PopBytes]

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  1. Wonder Woman says:

    Im just surprised they lasted this long… yuck

  2. n says:

    can we get a body language expert to comment?

  3. DG says:

    her wonk eye..

  4. the original kate says:

    is she looking at me or not? with that wonky eye i can’t be sure!

  5. Seven says:

    if that eye got any wonkier it might as well just close….jeezbus.

  6. Texas Gal says:

    Her eye makes me believe that God does have a sense of humor, lmao!

  7. Codzilla says:

    Texas Gal: ROFL! Hilarious.

  8. Kevin says:

    OK N,,,at your request, let me tell you about their body language and her wonky eye. The two lovebirds were in bed getting hot and heavy. Paris panted “Make love to me like in the movies, sigh”. Doug Readily agrees, promptly pulling out and ejaculating directly in her face and consequently her eye! Paris is all “WTF!!.” Doug shrugs and says, “Guess we don’t watch the same movies!”

  9. Ggirl says:

    Whatever. The damage has been done and poor Dougie will never be the same. Infection rampant.

  10. Ron says:

    Poor Doug. The star f**cker just realized he’s prettier than her and that he has a nasty rash…..

  11. Geez says:

    The wonk eye is working overtime in that pic.

  12. Patrice says:

    This guy is so FREAKIN hot, I just don’t understand what the hell he is doing hanging around this over cooked chicken! Well, I mean, the publicity factor is a given but, he could have done much better, maybe with Minka Kelly/Sophia Bush type. Now THAT’S a couple I would like to see, but those girls are class all the way so they probably wouldn’t want him come to think of it…At least not now.

  13. ChristinaT says:

    she should really put an eye patch on that pirate eye of hers…

  14. Hieronymus Grexx says:

    Bright lights must be playing HELL with her, lol.

  15. Jag says:

    From what I’ve read, the wonky eye is from a botched eyelid job. Always research your surgeons…

    As for the body language, he is just waiting to get out of there, while she is being either clingy or protective – in my layman’s opinion.