Megan Fox goes off on obscene tirade about being ‘too beautiful’

Good Lord, Megan Fox has now become the one-woman publicity team for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. She keeps saying crazy stuff, and everybody keeps printing this junk. Here are two of Megan’s greatest hits, just from the past two weeks: “I’m not trying to take Cate Blanchett down” and “I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”

So what’s the crazy quote for today’s modern feminist? As it turns out, it’s some kind of obscene tirade, all based on the idea that “someone” told little Megan that she’s “too beautiful” to play certain roles. It pisses her off, in essence. Not to ruin the surprise, but Megan’s favorite curse word is “f*ck”. Mine is “c*cksucker”, but I digress. Behold, the genius of La Fox:

She may be one of the world’s sexiest women – but it turns out Megan Fox’s language isn’t so attractive.

The Transformers star went off on a foul-mouthed tirade at the suggestion that she’s too pretty for serious movie roles.

Megan fumed: “It p***es me [off] when people f***ing complain that I’m too beautiful to get a part.”

“That’s bulls***.”

“You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of.”

“And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”

And here’s Megan on whether she thinks it’s worth isolating herself in order to escape the madness of Hollywood.

She says: “Yeah, it’s worth it.”

“Because if it was – if I wasn’t making that decision I wouldn’t, I would be f***ing, not literally f***ing away my career, but I’d be s***ting away my career.”

I think I like her better with her mouth closed.

[From The Sun]

Alright, my favorite part is “I would be f***ing, not literally f***ing away my career” (my emphasis). As if we were going to take her literally. Like, Megan could say “I’m screwed” and all of us overly-analytical people would say, “But Megan, you’re not having intercourse right now!”

But this brings up an interesting question: how would I answer that “too beautiful” question, if posed that I was somehow “too beautiful” to blog? I would demure, of course. “Oh, thank you… it’s just soap and water, good genes, really.” I would not go off on an obscene tirade. Well, maybe I would throw in one “c*cksucker”.

Here’s Megan out with boyfriend Brian Austin Green on 5/7/09. Credit:

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  1. Jazz says:

    Everytime I read something about this girl, I just dislike her more and more.

  2. Wench. says:

    Hasn’t she had hoards of plastic surgery – or did I dream that?

    She’s a beauty, but mediocre as hell when she opens her mouth.

  3. kathleen says:


  4. Ursula says:

    Is she on something illegal? Maybe she has always been on it but no one has been giving her fora.

  5. Jenna says:

    I’m with you. I’d throw in a “c*cksucker” or “c*nt” somewhere in there.

    I think all of these quotes are coming from her recent interviews with Elle and Esquire.

  6. Dolkite says:

    I dont see why she is seen as so sexy…she has the body of a 10-year-old boy.

  7. Kimberly says:

    OMG can somebody gag this chick?! She talks a whole lot but of no substance whatsoever .

    I think she just loves tohear herself talk .
    She must really think she’s “deep” .

    Whatever the hell she’s on I want .

  8. DD says:

    Dear Megan, it is PRECISELY because Hollywood is too superficial that they just can’t straight say to your face you have horrible talent and that’s the real reason you were rejected. Instead they try to preserve your fragile ego by telling you that you are too beautiful instead.

  9. kai says:

    Am I the only one who loves that?

  10. Because I Say So says:

    I find her incredibly generic, and trying way too hard to prove that she’s got some gray matter. If you don’t sound like an idiot when you speak, people won’t assume things and be proven right, sweety.

  11. ash says:

    woops, I do curse a lot, so I can’t say anything. I wouldn’t, however, justify that I wasn’t actually F*cking. That’s pretty funny though. Don’t worry Megan, we the viewers aren’t dumb, we get it.

  12. Samantha says:

    I think she curses a lot to make up for that lack of “SAT” word knowledge. It’s okay, thankfully you are right in that hollywood is extremely superficial. Just stay pretty and you should still keep getting some roles for a while.

  13. Kayleigh says:

    What the heck is with the f word quote? I have no idea what she’s trying to say. Some one please explain!

  14. Candi Apples says:

    Megan Fox is full of herself.

    And if dating C lister Brian Austin Green is the best she can do,then it shows she will spread her legs for just about anyone.

    This girl does the casting couch thing,because she does not get roles based on talent,because she has none.

  15. cakes says:

    Megan you talk a lot but you just don’t say much. Honey you are trying way to hard to be deep and philosophical.Just stop trying and let your star fade. Your fifteen minutes are almost up anyway.
    As for the swearing- its my vice and I can barely get a sentence out without a fu*k or a**.

  16. Thayer says:

    OMG, what a burden…I feel soooo bad for her to be cursed with such a trauma as she is soooo limited in Hollywood…poor, poor, working rich actress, boo fucking hoo!

  17. Victoria says:

    Ha ha! I LOVE IT! “it is PRECISELY because Hollywood is too superficial that they just can’t straight say to your face you have horrible talent and that’s the real reason you were rejected.” F***ing Megan f***ing Fox can’t f****ing act!

  18. ChristinaT says:

    kaiser, your articles are really hilarious :)

  19. j. ferber says:

    Kaiser, I think you meant “demur” and not “demure.” Also, if someone said I was “too beautiful” to teach, I would kiss them on the lips. Lastly, maybe she made up that “criticism” herself. In fact, I’ll start telling that same story on myself, only to declare it bullshit in the next sentence. “Too beautiful to teach? Are you friggin’ kidding?”

  20. Zoe says:

    Kaiser, “Oh, thank you… it’s just soap and water, good genes, really.” I would not go off on an obscene tirade. Well, maybe I would throw in one “c*cksucker”.

    Love it. You are too funny!

    I’d venture to guess that there are still a few women in Hollywood who don’t get their faces and chests chopped up, then reassembled by a doctor and they STILL get parts. It’s called “talent.”

  21. MonicaBee says:

    I would understand bitching about being “too beautiful” were she a natural beauty. But her beauty has been created by a (albeit, very good) plastic surgeon. That makes it very hard to be sympathetic.

  22. Rosanna says:

    Megan is very beautiful. And I believe those kinds of words have been said to her many times, so she’s obviously tired of hearing them. I agree with Victoria that she probably has been told that she is too beautiful because nobody wanted to tell her that her talent isn’t as great as her outlook. However, if any of you is a beautiful gal, she should know that beauty can be of hindrance too and that – at times – being beautiful sucks. It happens to me.. I can’t even imagine what can happen to a goddess like her.

  23. cghgfh says:

    She’s like Jessica Alba, someone who’s pretty, who can’t act, and sounds like an idiot when mouth’s opened.

  24. Gistine says:

    Dumb t**t. She’s practically computer generated and is surgically altered. I’d be thinking the same thing too if I was manufactured like she is. She probably has a damn bar code on her ass.

    And that tattoo on her arm looks like crap.

  25. Kathy says:

    Like my granny often said, “Pretty is as pretty does. . .”

    I bet her foul mouth is really a FOUL mouth. (hoof and mouth) She needs a reality check that she is not getting deeper roles simply because she cant act with nothing to do about her looks.

  26. Michelle says:

    Is it just me or does Megan always come across as if she’s fishing for compliments? As if she has to have constant reassurance that she looks “hot” or whatever.

    IDK, she seems to me like someone who has really low self-esteem who says shit like this for the attention to make herself feel better. When all she’d really have to do is stfu and act (and maybe ditch the has-been dork from 90210 already, Jesus.)

  27. just saying says:

    Point 1:she is bisexual,2:look for a marriage to breakup then 3: ve babies all of these ‘ll up her ratings leading to deeper roles with depth

  28. the original kate says:

    ummm….yeah,sure, megan: it’s because you’re “too beautiful” to get parts, nothing to do with your lack of talent. dipshit.

  29. Kaka says:

    She is brilliant. Just brilliant.
    What a stimulating conversationalist.
    It’s so refreshing to see someone in Hollywood that is not only attractive but also intelligent and articulate. She should have great prospects as an actress since she expresses herself so eloquently.
    I hope to see this promising member of MENSA in many more Oscar award winning films.

  30. Hieronymus Grexx says:

    Quick, someone call her a waaaaaaaaaah-bulance…

  31. Ruffian9 says:

    Nobody’s “too beautiful” in Hollywood, honey. They’re telling you that you suck.

  32. missy says:

    am i the only one who’s never seen her act? If I never see her face again it’ll be too soon.

  33. Annie says:

    I love when people talk out of their ass.

  34. lola lola says:

    I’m sorry but she’s got a nice body but her face…uhm, nothing to write home about. Seriously. Maybe it’s just an excuse cause she’s a crummy actor?

  35. Annabelle says:

    HAHAHA. Yuck… Is that the best Hollywood has got? I don’t find her attractive at all… And even less when she speaks…

    But I agree that she is trying to get attention/compliments. She’s way insecure… its obvious. And i think she is on coke. And we all know she smokes pot…

  36. Aleksa says:

    Poor, poor Megan…
    She has the I.Q. and talent of pond life.

  37. Leah says:

    The “too beautiful” thing? I agree with everyone else – it’s Hollywood’s way of preserving a fragile ego for the person who can’t act.

    BECAUSE… Look at Charlize Theron. Now THERE is a striking beauty. And yet she gets good roles, and was in “Monster.” With all the makeup and everything, you can make someone who is “too beautiful” look average or even hideous… you can do whatever you want!

    So… sorry, Foxy. You’re pretty much just a pair of boobs and a pretty face with no substance anywhere else. THAT is why you aren’t getting roles.

    Oh… why can’t someone TELL these people?!

  38. sader74 says:

    you ever give good looking single dad who has custody of his son a chance to go out with you or are you to good to date the average joe a chance later cory

  39. boomchakaboom says:

    I suggest she add at least 20-30 pounds to her frame, or more. Then she will surely be cast based on sheer talent. That ‘beautiful’ tag has obviously become a real hindrance to her success, but she CAN do something to change it. It wouldn’t hurt for her to remain silent, either.

  40. Dan says:

    I believe that Megan has an inner beauty yet still to be discovered. I wonder if anyone has ever challanged her to look inward and find that spirit/soul peace. Inside there may be insecurities and misunderstood real love. When she learns that caring for others brings out real lasting beauty, she will shine. Just look at Angelina Jolie as she has matured.

  41. sparky says:

    the world is way too uptight.

    i’d like to lick her like
    an ice cream cone for
    about ten years.

    and then some.


  42. Delilah says:

    She may very well be beautiful (as much as whatever plastic surgeon she went to made her…), but the more interviews I see with her, the more I dislike her. Even in hollywood, character counts for something, doesn’t it? If stupidity is a disease, her case appears to be malignant…

    Have the sense to have some kind of self control and poise…

  43. Showbizguru says:

    There are many reasons why women get casted in LA. But three of them are the deciding factor dependent upon success.


    If you get casted because you only have 1 of these 2 traits, your success will not last. If you have 2 of these traits, you will have a good, long lived career.

    If you have 3 of these, you will be classified as an icon, placing yourself in the status of actors such as Marlon Brando, Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe (whom despite all appearance was a very good actress. She was ACTING like a dumb, sex-brained, ditzy blond bimbo when in reality she was a smart, manipulative, but somewhat emotionally depressed brunette named Norma Jean. The persona of Marilyn Monroe was all an act to stay famous. That takes talent. Look it up!)

    If you’re beautiful but not too talented or well connected, you become classified as Eye Candy, which basically means you’re a short-lived novelty. To put it bluntly, the public likes you until they get bored of looking at you, which usually happens over a period of a few years. Then a new face comes along and your old news.

    When they get bored of just looking at her, and she can’t wow them with her talent she’ll run out of work.

  44. MeganLover!!! says:

    Wow a bunch of internet losers bashing on someone famous. Seriously guys why so fast to judge. Everyone drops the F-BOMB sometime. Give her a break shes young. How would you all act if all your business and everything you say is blasted in the tabloids for the world to see and people stalk you constantly to get a picture of you?

  45. Daniella says:

    >>>BECAUSE… Look at Charlize Theron. Now THERE is a striking beauty. And yet she gets good roles, and was in “Monster.” With all the makeup and everything, you can make someone who is “too beautiful” look average or even hideous… you can do whatever you want!>>>

    What a stupid thing to SAY. Don’t you know you just contradicted yourself… DUH. They CAN ALSO MAKE ‘ANY ONE’ LOOK LIKE A ‘STRIKING BEAUTY’, she’s like the rest of them, not striking, just average! Your theory is flawed at best.