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Paris Hilton has been busy in Cannes going to movie premieres, sticking her tongue down her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt’s throat, and losing her phone. While out partying, Paris misplaced her Blackberry, leading a Daily Mail staffer to point out that her purse was unzipped, and it could have easily been stolen or fallen out. It also led the Daily Mail to quote her in an article saying things like: “Oh, yes, oh, dear I have to keep looking!” I”m guessing the real quote goes something like: “Oh F*CK! I have nothing to pretend to talk into when I get bored and want to look cool! Oh look, something pink and sparkly!”
Paris Hilton went into meltdown just after midnight when she lost her phone.
She told the Daily Mail that she had mislaid her BlackBerry phone, which contained details of her hundreds of celebrity friends.
Looking distraught, she told the Mail: ‘I don’t know where or when it went missing but I know I’ve got to find it’.
She ran into the Eden Roc at the Hotel Du Cap and moved quickly down a flight of stairs to the terrace to see if she had left it on the bar.
After ten minutes she emerged saying: ‘It’s the worst thing that could have happened. It has all my contacts in it and the last thing I want is for it to fall into the wrong hands’.
The Daily Mail then pointed to her clutch purse which was unzipped and it was clear that the phone could have either fallen out of the purse or it was taken.
‘Oh, yes, oh, dear I have to keep looking’ she responded, thanking the Daily Mail for assisting her.
[from Daily Mail]
Whether lost or stolen, I’m sure that whoever finds it will figure out it’s Paris’ and cause havoc. Her phone was hacked in 2005 causing many other celebrities to have to change their phone numbers. This shouldn’t be too much of a hassle for Paris, though. She loses and buys a new phone every two weeks, so she’s used to it.
She is not used to anyone saying “no” however. But that’s exactly what Cannes Film Festival organizers are saying to her. She has been demanding a $100,000 appearance fee to show up to events and be photographed, but they’ve turned down her low, low price. The only place that cares is a club called VIP.
The economic crunch has hit professional party girl Paris Hilton. According to The NY Post’s Page Six, Paris wanted $100,000 from party organizers in Cannes to show up at their events, but P.H.– who is in France for the premiere of her documentary Paris, Not France — was in for a rude awakening when not a single organizer would plop down cash to party with the star.
“No one bit. They aren’t about to pay her. It’s not 2002,” one event producer said. “We think she got some money from the club VIP, but everyone else is running for the hills.”
[from PopCrunch]
Maybe – just maybe – this is the beginning of the end for Paris, and the beginning of a Paris-free world for the rest of us. Here’s my prediction: Paris and Doug get hitched in a huge, over-the-top pink and lace ceremony (with receptions in LA, NY, and London), maybe even adopt a kid (do you really think Paris would want to sacrifice her body for another living being?), and in two years tops, they go through a nasty, bitter divorce that ends in a tell-all by Doug and a teary Paris on Oprah. Then we never see her again. One can only hope.
Paris and Doug are shown in Cannes on 5/18, 5/20 and 5/21/09. Credit: WENN.com
Written by SamHill
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Ha! I love the prediction of the future for Paris, SamHill. I’ll keep my fingers crossed.
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That pic is awful – she’s really starting to look her age. Hair is yellow. Will be glad when she’s off the radar!
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um…why would ANY place in Cannes pay to have her show up?
most places in Cannes have actual A-list movie stars showing up and there’s no fee involved, so why pay for HER?
ugh, she is so deluded and self-important.
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Yellow, damaged hair
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If her phone is hacked again, I doubt there’ll be nearly as many celebrities forced to change their numbers this time around.
As the article said, it’s not 2002. Go away, Paris. And she looks awful. I don’t know how old she is but she can’t be as old as she looks in the photo. She already looks like a nipped and tucked Palm Beach matron.
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They should have paid her to not show up.
Looks like she’s letting her hair mellow.
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Something tells me they’ll more photos and videos coming soon, lol.
It could possibly be true (I wasn’t there, it’s possible,lol.)but, how does someone who, at times, seems to have had it surgically implanted into the side of their head, just happen to lose their phone.
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you forgot to add that she spirals into drug/alcohol addiction and falls off the face of the earth. That would be a perfect ending.
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dating misanthrope- yikes. i dont care for her either, but i wouldnt say the “perfect ending” would be for her to spiral into drug & alcohol addiction.
anyways, this biotch loses her phone like every other day. i think in my 7 or 8 years of cell phone ownership i have lost um…zero. how hard is it? jeesh!
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Um, why the Hell is she in Cannes to begin with? Please god tell me she isn’t there peddling out yet another craptastic straight-to-dvd mess. Vomit.
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She has to stay “relevant” somehow. I agree that there will be pictures leaked soon. She probably spent days posing the semi-nudes so that they look just so, for when her friends post them as “leaked.”
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I thought she was supposed to retire a year ago??? I’m so sick of her, she’s such a joke!! I mean really, someone actually pays her to show up and look bored and then scarf down free drinks all night, ugh please!!
She is starting to show the appropriate wear & tear though … rode hard put away wet .. she’s looking 35ish!!!
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Isn’t this the THIRD time she’s lost her phone and/or had it hacked? She’s so full of shit.
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I hate to say it, but she will NEVER go away. Hate her or love her (put me firmly in the first
) she is extremely talented at keeping herself in the press, better than anyone, better than Lohan. She is crafty, desperate and has zero shame, and that’s a powerful combination 
BTW PLEASE tell me others have read the bit on Lainey about how Paris basically hijacked her way onto a celeb-filled ship (where she had been told she was in no way shape or form invited.) PRICELESS. But it’s precisely that level of desperation & shame that will keep her in our mags & on our gossip sites for years to come.
lol
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She is a very unattractive woman. I don’t get all the press and attention for someone who looks like her.
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This woman is always losing her cell phone, her celebrity friends must really get sick of changing their phone numbers because of her stupidity. I bet this time they’ll be smarter and not give their number to her.
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First, she freaks out because she thought her stupid dog ran away..now she loses a phone and has a meltdown. Money can buy her just about anything, thats’ obvious, but apparently it cannot find a way to also buy her real intelligence. Who, in their right mind, would pay to see a documentary about HER anyway? Amazing talent belongs at Cannes, not this blonde bimbo.
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oh my god, her eyes drive me bat shit crazy! why the hell does she continue to wear blue contacts!!!! I dont know paris personally, and she doesnt bug me all that much, but i cant stand the idea of her trying to turn herself into a ‘barbie’. She should take those crappy coloured contacts out and let everyone see her brown eyes and perhaps she’ll resember a bit of a normal person.
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Somebody explain why anybody would wear sequinned headbands every single night! One night is bad enough. She looks like a reject from that horrid movie Xanadu.
You know what kills me — the damn Daily Mail makes dumbell people like Paris Hilton sound exactly like she’s born and raised in Britain. Hmmmmmmm wonder why …… couldn’t possibly be that they fabricate quotes, could it? naw….
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Think about this – all she has to do is get 10 companies or people to shell out her fee, then she’s got $1M for the year. As much as she is reviled, I bet she can do it.
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What’s with the little dime store tiara she’s been wearing lately? Is she the princess of la la land or something. Grow up PH!
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I´m not a fan and I don´t keep up with this woman´s age, but I´m guessing her at… 44?
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