After wowing most of Cannes, Angelina Jolie is back on the Queens set of Salt as of May 24. She was photographed in one of her horrible wigs, eating a nice piece of cake. Note to Salt’s director: you’re not fooling anyone, Angelina doesn’t look like a different person, she just looks like Angelina Jolie in a bad wig. But the cake looks good!

In other Brangelina news, German Celebitchy fan Kathi sent in this awesome translation of an interview Brad Pitt did with Bild, a German newspaper. What’s weird is that I can guarantee that the interview was probably conducted in English, so the newspaper translated it to German, and now Kathi translated it back into English for us. From the way Brad is talking, I’d say he spoke to Bild while in Cannes, and he says a couple of funny things. Like he dropped his Blackberry into a toilet, and he might move to Berlin because he loves the German beer so much:

It’s father’s day! You’d like to drink something?
Takes sunglasses of, looks into ice bucket. Only Cola light, orange juice and Tonic. “I’d like to, but I don’t know what!?”

The whole world is writing about you and Angelina. But you seem to be pretty relaxed?
“Well. Two days ago my Blackberry fell into the toilet. I’m suddenly “offline” (without contact). A calming experience.”

Would you like to comment on the seperation rumours?
He is a pretty man with healthy skin, but with tired blue eyes.

“What am I supposed to say? We don’t follow that! We don’t read that! It has nothing to do with truth.”

In “Basterds” you’re playing a Nazi-chaser (…) – Why?
His teeth are shining: “QT came for dinner at our house in the Provence. Next day I woke up and there were five empty bottles of wine. I had said Yes to this adventure – because it’s an honor.”

You love Berlin – are you going to buy a house?
“Another one? No. That’s a rumour. But I love this city, because it’s growing to be a vibrating Metropole – and because the beer is so good!”

Are you still a child at heart?
He rubs his twinkling, tired eyes and laughs: “No! I am a father! We have six kids. I got up at six, brushed my teeth and then the children are already in bed [that’s what the article says – perhaps they mean: “The children are still in bed”? ]. But that’s my luck.

Conclusion? BP is a man who doesn’t have to dream because his life IS a dream.

[From Bild]

It’s a cute interview, but Brad isn’t saying anything that’s new. Someone should tell Brad to stop talking about German beer, though. It’s getting to the point where even Brangaloonies are worried that he’s an alcoholic. And “it has nothing to do with the truth” doesn’t always answer the lingering questions about the state of Brangelina – I much prefer what Brad allegedly said to The Mirror – that he was “the happiest man ever”.

Thanks to Bauergriffinonline for these photos