Diplo claims he doesn’t even remember having sex with ex-girlfriend Katy Perry

2017 Billboard Music Awards Arrivals

As we discussed several days ago, as part of Katy Perry’s Witness Live Stream – wherein Katy Perry live-streamed her life on YouTube for four solid days – Katy ended up “ranking” three of her ex-lovers. Her three last significant relationships were with John Mayer, Orlando Bloom and Diplo. The Diplo thing only lasted a few months, from what I remember, and it fell in between the Mayer nonsense and the Orlando stuff. Out of those three guys, the only one I would touch – but only after he was showered and de-loused – would be Diplo. John Mayer and Orly are both a giant “NO” for me, bang-wise. But Diplo is just my greasy, sleazy type for a one-night stand. Still, when Katy was asked to rank those three guys as lovers, Diplo came in last and John Mayer came in first. Katy tried to be nice about it, saying: “They’re all amazing lovers, and I would have sex with all of them when I get out of this place!”

So, long story short, Diplo felt the need to respond. And yes, “Young Ric Flair” is his current Twitter handle.

I know he’s trying to be funny and act like he’s not taking Katy seriously, but I loathe the response of “I don’t even remember having sex.” HATE IT. Katy was doing a silly thing with James Corden and she made it clear that she wasn’t saying Diplo was bad in bed, just that he wasn’t as good as Orlando Bloom or John Mayer (barf). I get that Diplo was insulted. But don’t act like you don’t even remember having sex with Katy Perry for the love of God. Katy probably doesn’t care though. If the d–k wasn’t good, she’s probably like “good riddance, whatever.”

Also: what is wrong with me that I would still shame f–k him?? I HAVE ISSUES.

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79 Responses to “Diplo claims he doesn’t even remember having sex with ex-girlfriend Katy Perry”

  1. HH says:

    Yeah, Kaiser what is wrong with you ;) :P . Of all those men, def Orlando Bloom, but only if he still had the Legolas wig.

  2. Margo S. says:

    Lol shame fcuk. That is amazing.

  3. QQ says:

    It’s the suits.. He just looks good in clothes…. is shameful really how hard I’d ruin his life… I’m actually mortified I even typed this

  4. Alba says:

    I find him sexy too :( .. (His response is pathetic though cleary he is bothered that he wasn’t number 1.)

  5. Beth says:

    That’s cold. What a jerk. I hope all of my exes remember being with me

  6. What's Inside says:

    I guess she is off his Christmas card list.

  7. Lora says:

    To be fair, I think I would be pissed too…

  8. Atpeace says:

    Why rank them in the first place?! Yes, she said they were all good lovers but surely she knew her comments were gonna be taken out of context eg ‘Diplo worse at sex blabla’. If any of the three guys had done that there would be major outrage but this is ok because it was all a bit of fun? Grow up, Katy.

    • Craven says:

      It was just part of a frivolous game she played with Corden and I think she gave all the necessary caveats (“I hate this question”, “someone has to come third so I guess …” , “nobody was actually bad”). It was a variation on the F-, Marry or Kill games that every light hearted interview eventually asks. Its so silly to take that seriously. And to be fair, I doubt Diplo is taking it seriously.

      • Nanny to the Rescue says:

        It’s all joke for sure but there’s a difference between F, Marry and Kill, or even ranking which man you’d prefer to sleep with, and something like this. F,M&K is a popularity game. Katy, on the other hand, is talking from experience, it’s not hypothetical anymore, it’s an actual statement of who’s better and who’s worse. All the “they were all good” talk is to soften the blow, but it’s a blow nonetheless.

        I don’t know how Diplo feels, I hope he finds it funny (his tweet implies otherwise), but I know many men – and women – would feel bad if put in his situation.

    • Candy says:

      +1 definitely agree about the outrage if the genders were reversed in situation

    • Aren says:

      Publicity. Nothing filmed is “real”, I’m sure a lot of people are behind everything that Katy said and did during that live stream.

  9. mishka says:

    Diplo does look dirty sexy. I have no idea who he is. In my alcohol soaked years I would of hooked up with all of them!! Recovery is a beautiful thing :-)

  10. Radley says:

    Katie Perry’s entire media blitz has been one continuous cringe. Why are you doing this, girl?? I get maybe she wants to be more open and free but I think her team is not going about it in a smart way. It’s very tacky to be publicly rating intimate moments. I really don’t need or care to know how Diplo rates. I don’t blame him for snarking. It’s the principle. Shut up Katie.

  11. Maria F. says:

    i saw that yesterday and thought it was so typical male. Not being able to handle a comment like that. If he would have taken the high road, none of us would have known that he apparently is very insecure about his abilities in the sack….not.smart.

    but apparently there are enough ladies on this board happy to take him on. :)

  12. Qweenie23 says:

    I get why he is would say something. She did mention him, and by mentioning him period she opened that up.
    if any dude ranked his lovers you’ll be calling him all types of names.
    Even if they were joking.
    I do think he’s joking but no one would want..That to be out there about them.

    • Otaku Fairy says:

      Mid- teens me would have said Orlando, no question. But now I’d consider Diplo. Relationship-wise John Mayer is a definite no, but because he gets all these pretty Hollywood women and some of them talk about him being so good, there’s a little curiosity there.

  13. nemera34 says:

    When you talk about things like this you open the door for the persons involved to respond. Keep is classy. Katy could have shut that down; but she played along and this guys gets to have his say in response. He made her look to be insignificant.

  14. Apple says:

    I always find it interesting when the shoe is on the other foot and the men/man gets objectified. The knee jerk reaction is never with much grace. But balk when women complain about being objectified. But at least he followed up with a better response. think the 3rd place comment was funny at least.

  15. Jenba says:

    Diplo gives me an Anthony Kiedis circa late 90′s vibe- especially with that bleached hair (I’ve been keeping RHCP’s Calfornication on heavy rotation here lately). Anybody else see it? Might just be me, lol.

  16. Nanc says:

    His horrible “don’t remember” tweet is horrible, but the bronze medal one was kind of funny.

  17. Suzanne says:

    Other way round you’d be complaining. If he called some chick fat you’d be going off

  18. Livealot says:

    Met him and he is sexy /sultry in person before I knew who he was. 🔥Sorry not sorry I’d hit it!

  19. naomipaige says:

    Good for him! She tried to burn him, and he gave it right back!!!

  20. OriginallyBlue says:

    I would bang Diplo and feel no shame. He’s an ass, but he could get it.

  21. Otaku Fairy says:

    Usually I’m on team “Celebrities publically ranking other public figures they’ve slept with is invasive & tacky UNLESS they had the permission of that celebrity discuss it first”, regardless of gender. But because 2 out of 3 of these guys have already kissed and told before (John Mayer and Diplo) I don’t think it’s a big deal in their cases.

    Also, I think there’s a difference between a celebrity blabbing without permission about banging a celebrity when the fact that they were in a relationship has already been public knowledge, and blabbing without permission when it’s a private hook-up or when the person was under 18 at the time. It’s a different level of inappropriate and a different level of risk to the other party. Same with outing people as anything other than straight if they’re not ready to be public with that.

  22. MAfromthe6ix says:

    I’d ride John Mayer into the next millennium. The guys that are the worst for you are always the best in bed

  23. brooksie says:

    Am I the only one who thinks his tweet is kind of a joke? Sort of a witty response to an embarrassing claim made by her? I dunno it made me laugh.

  24. lunchcoma says:

    All four of these people are pretty gross, including Katy for going there.

    The only one I’d go for would be Orly, who’s inoffensive enough and still has that Legolas thing going for him. Mayer’s racism is a deal breaker, and Diplo doesn’t appeal much to me.

  25. Lafawnda says:

    Well, she ranked him as the worst sex she had out of three men so yeah, I think he’s allowed to have at least one snarky comment back.

  26. kay says:

    kaiser, i have a haz-mat sex suit left over from my single days. perfect for those dudes who you shouldn’t but gotta do…;p
    also, in the interest of equal opportunity: it works for those ladies who you shouldn’t but gotta do…lol.

  27. spidey says:

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas should apply to the bedroom too.

  28. reverie says:

    See… I don’t like any of them but if I had to choose a shame f*ck it would be John Mayer. It seems like that’s the only thing he’d ever do right… like he wouldn’t even have to be kinky or dirty… he’d just lay it down right and afterward you’d have the best sleep of your life. Maybe I just want to literally sleep more than anything in my life and that’s the true motivation behind this vote. Baha!

  29. perplexed says:

    I don’t know why she ranked them publicly. We’d think a guy was disgusting if he did that. And no guy is going to take it well if you put them in last place.

    So, if he responded, it’s because she brought it up. Where does Katy Perry rank against MIA?

    Am I the only one wondering why Russel Brand wasn’t ranked?

  30. TyrantDestroyed says:

    Barf I can’t believe she had sex with Diplo who isn’t event a good DJ. I am sure Douche Mayer would be glad to pick up where they left so it wouldn’t surprise me to see them back together.
    What’s going on with Katy Perry? She’s acting extremely weird in this tour.

  31. Shannon says:

    I’d probably boredom-fuck any of the three, tbh. Living in rural Kentucky is pretty damn boring and I refuse to date a Trump supporter or a dude with weird mommy issues, so I’m stuck being single until I make my escape. So sure, I’ll test ‘em out LOLOL

  32. Shirurusu says:

    Her taste in men is just horrible! John Mayer? Diplo?? Naked Orlando paddle boarding with his **** out? And the gum-stuck-under-your-shoe ex husband – Katey get a grip!! They’re all the least appealing men I’ve ever seen, John Mayers face alone is a commercial for celibacy and a life as a freaking nun!!

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