Robert Pattinson is currently on a promotional tour for his new indie film, Good Time. Not to be confused with Good Times, hey hey hey. Good Time is being called Rob’s best role to date, where he plays a feral street thug on the mean streets of New York. I actually hoped that Rob would do some sit-down print interviews for this, but so far, he hasn’t. He did Howard Stern last week, and on Thursday night, he did Jimmy Kimmel’s show. I spent a pleasurable ten minutes watching all of the clips and basically, if you’re already a Sparkles-stan, you’ll enjoy this.

Here’s Sparkles talking about locking a substitute teacher in a cupboard and then they discuss whether Americans say “knickers.” When Sparkles says it, it sounds filthy. But no, Americans don’t say “knickers.” We say panties, underwear, etc.

Here he talks about how he’s “super-bougie now” and about to get his “curtains re-hemmed.” He also talks about how nervous he was to do the Howard Stern interview.

Sparkles talking about Good Time and how he came to work with the directors:

Sparkles tells a crazy and offensive story about a dog. I mean… if this was someone else, I’m sure PETA would have some sh-t to say, but Sparkles tells the story with some charm, and hey, there was a fake dog “member.”

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.