Yesterday, Jaybird covered the epic Today Show battle royale between Al “The Weatherman” Roker and Heidi “Dumb as a Box of Hair” Montag and Spencer “Waste of Space” Pratt. Apparently, Heidi and Spencer thought they were special enough to be interviewed by Matt Lauer, and when The Weatherman started asking them questions about how f-cking stupid they are, they were grossly offended. And yes, we shall now call Al Roker “The Weatherman” because Speidi can’t be bothered to learn or remember Al Roker’s name. Spencer and Heidi’s initial reaction was utter devastation at being called out for their “vacuous” behavior. Then, devastation turned into their normal douchiness. They sat down with US Weekly to film their “formal” reaction to the interview. And yes, Heidi makes weather puns. She actually says “Maybe someone rained on his little parade today.” Ha ha. Heidi’s so clever. I wish there was a tsunami of gunfire going off somewhere near Speidi.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt aren’t upset that Al Roker chastised them on Monday’s Today show. In fact, they’re still trying to figure out who he even is.

“People keep on referring to this weatherman like I’m supposed to know who he is,” Spencer tells Usmagazine.com hours after Roker — whom the Hills star admits he thought was just a fan from off the street — told him people think he acts like a jerk. “So a shout-out to Weatherman, who I guess got to even hang out with us this morning.”

Even Spencer’s wife Heidi thought the Today co-host went too far when asking if she was proud of her behavior on NBC’s I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here.

“This weather guy was definitely out of line, and he should stick to predicting cloudy days,” Heidi tells Us. “Maybe someone rained on his little parade today.”

Heidi, who complained that Roker didn’t thank them after the interview and made her cry after personally attacking her on national television, insists that he learn some manners.

“Please do not be rude to women in the future,” she says. “Please do not be rude to me. Please watch your tone, especially if you have a mother or a wife or a daughter. I don’t think that they would appreciate you talking to them like that.”

Still, the religious reality star is willing to let this one slide.

“I forgive you, you don’t even have to ask me, I already forgive you,” she says. “It’s OK. The devil gets into all of us sometimes. You’re forgiven. It’ll be a sunny day tomorrow, Weatherman!”

[From US Weekly]

God, Heidi really is the pits, isn’t she? I always forget that she’s just as horrible as Spencer. Just when I think her ridiculousness can‘t get any worse, she comes out with “Please do not be rude to me. Please watch your tone, especially if you have a mother or a wife or a daughter. I don’t think that they would appreciate you talking to them like that.” Who does she think she is, Mother Teresa? Like she’s some kind of walking saint, deserving of the utmost care and respect. Oh, well. I hope The Weatherman gets a pay raise.

Heidi and Spencer are shown on 6/15/09 out in NY. Credit: PacificCoastNews.com