Britney and Sam out on 1/3/08. Credit: Fame Pictures

Sam Lutfi has it rough. First, he meets Britney Spears, drugs her, and tries to control/ruin her life. Then people tell him he can’t do that! No fair! Sam is suing Britney’s parents for all sorts of ridiculousness, and when you weed through all the legal jargon, that’s about what his case boils down to: no fair! Sam says Lynne and Jamie Spears have ruined his life; claims he never drugged Britney like Lynne alleged in her book, and says he lives in constant fear for his life. Giggle.

Britney Spears’ former BFF has filed legal papers in his defamation lawsuit against Britney and her parents, claiming they have ruined his life.

Sam Lutfi claims Lynne Spears’ book about her famous daughter is a pack of lies, especially the part in which she says Sam told her he secretly ground up pills and put them in Britney’s food.

Lutfi says as a result of the book, “I am constantly in fear for my life…” He says he was “harassed and cajoled by the public.” If our memory serves us correctly, Lutfi was cajoled long before Lynne’s book was published.

Lutfi trotted out his own cast of character witnesses in the new legal docs — notably the infamous Adnan Ghalib — currently being prosecuted for felony battery. Adnan wrote a declaration, claiming Lynne’s assertions that Sam was effectively holding Britney hostage were false.

[From TMZ]

Then Lutfi stomped his foot on the ground and started screaming “I wanna do whatever I wanna do!” He then hurled his body on the ground and started angrily pounding the floor with all his limbs in a classic five-year-old’s conniption fit. I absolutely adore how Sam Lutfi just cannot wrap his brain around the idea that he cannot do whatever he wants to do. And it just infuriates him, which makes me really happy.

If Sam had an ounce of sense – which I would never accuse him of – he wouldn’t associate himself with Adnan Ghalib for any reason, even though Adnan’s obviously willing to do whatever Lutfi wants. And frankly that goes both ways – neither guy is helping himself by being associated with the other. It’s just a sliding scale of douchery.

I’m surprised the court has allowed Lutfi’s lawsuit to go on so long without tossing it out for being so obviously meritless. Hopefully whenever they do they’ll also hold him responsible for the Spears’ legal costs. He’s got to have a whopping $3 to his name now, which is way more than he deserves.

Britney and Sam in 2008. Credit: Fame Pictures