Sienna Miller’s got a new boyfriend! And his name is Slinky Wizard. Back on Wednesday, we identified Slinky Wizard’s real name as George Baker, but it looks like his real name is George Barker. Unfortunately, lots of sources are still using “Baker”. Anyway, Sienna and Slinky (couple name: Slinka) are vacationing together in Ibiza, Spain. The photos seem to be taken all over the place – Sienna partying on a yacht, on the docks, at a beachside café. Slinky is in most of the pictures, and at one point they’re even making out for the cameras. I guess Sienna’s message is “eat that, Balthy.” To which Rosetta Getty probably says, “Haha, I won, loser” to Sienna.
So, Sienna Miller in a white bikini. Meh. I always forget how skinny Sienna is. I get that she’s petite and all, but doesn’t she look rather emaciated in some of these pictures? Other than that, she looks pretty good. Good tan, great sun-kissed blonde hair with no product. There. I said something nice, okay?
As for Slinky, I don’t know what to make of him. He’s wearing an old-school pink visor in some of these photos, which makes me think he might be a little fey. I wouldn’t really call him handsome, but he’s not bad-looking. Tall guy, with a decent body that hasn’t seen a gym in a while. I guess we should all be breathing a sigh of relief, “At least he’s not married…” But you know Sienna. She’ll dump Slinky in a heartbeat as soon as something better (married?) comes along.
By the way, do you think Sienna calls him “Slinky” in bed?
Here’s Sienna and Slinky on holiday in Ibiza yesterday. Images thanks to INF Photo.
This is why you are my soul mate Kaiser. Ever since I read about him yesterday, I’ve been wondering if Sienna yells out “Slinky Wizard!” in bed. And yes, I think it absolutely requires the formality of both names. And an exclamation point.
Slinky Wizard sounds like the name of a new sex trick. Which is probably why she’s with him.
When isn’t this woman on a boat making out with someone?
OMG, what happened? Miller has a top on! Many do go topless on Ibiza beaches, nude as well! So what gives?
I wonder if Slinky is a gay friend of Millers and/or is he just acting a part to draw attention away from her slutty affair??? You never know. These film folks will do anything to promote their careers.
I would bet Paramount or Millers PR’s are behind this homance!
Kaiser, what exactly does rosetta have to be so proud of? Sienna still bagged her husband, and personally I’m inclined to think Sienna dumped Balthy because of the bad press, not vice versa. Sienna seems to be the dumper, not the dumpee in all her relationships, which is why she moves on so quickly. She’s not very attached to any of these guys. She dumped Rhys Ifans really quickly and took up with Balthazar, and now dumped him and took up quickly with Slinky.
Meanwhile, the damage to the Getty’s marriage is done, while Sienna can go on living a free fun loving life with no permenant reprecussions. Balthy, if he stays with Rosetta, will have a lot of explaining to do to his kids and making up to do to his wife. If I were Rosetta I’d be more like “Balthy, you’re a dumbass. Go sleep above the garage like Jon Gosselin, and stay out of my bedroom.”
She bores me to tears.
Why doesn’t she date people closer to her own age? She likes them at least 10 years older. The girl has serious daddy issues.
TRANSLATION: SM and her PR team thinks that kissing and engaging in pda with another man will convince the public, producers, and dirctors that she isn’t still sleeping with the married man and thus save what is left of her career/image. Or because she has the mentality of a 16 yo she thinks that being all over a man will make the married man jealous. Is that the same bikini she wore when she vacationed with him in Italy?
Seriously, how does kissing all over another man prove that she isn’t still sleeping with the married man? How long before she releases reports about how she and this man are “just friends” (keep in mind this is the same woman who said that she was single last year despite the fact that there are tons of photos of her publicly kissing and doing sexual acts with the married man)? I can hear it now, she wasn’t kissing this man, she was just trying to make him feel better because he had allergies (ie-her excuse as to why she was spotted sticking her tongue in BG’s ear).
Is anyone else wondering how the tabloid that first broke this “relationship” knew that she was going to Spain with her “new man”? Doesn’t this prove that SM or someone from her PR team feeds info to the media/press? If her PR team was as good as she keeps trying to portray them, they wouldn’t have thought that this PR stunt was a good idea.
I don’t think she looks emaciated. I think she looks very healthy and has a beautiful shape that fits her tiny frame very nicely. The ribs are showing in that photo because of the position she’s in…not because she’s starving or too skinny.
I say all this begrudgingly…because the woman seriously irritates me.
She sure is pretty, though.
File it under slut news.
Aspen – I’m right there with you! She seems obnoxious…but so pretty!
Also, if she’s publicly left and humiliated Balty – ha ha, he so deserves it!
She sure likes her yacht make out sessions. There’s probably a disgruntled girlfriend out there somewhere.
KAISER
Do you really believe this rubbish,
1 she has known him for a month, I thought she has been touring.
2. He might be kissing her, but she is normally like a leach, she seems bored to me.
3. 6 weeks ago she was licking Getty’s ear in Italy.
I think this is her PR’s trying to keep the Getty affair out of the limelight until he files for divorce, when that happens Slinky will be history and will be dumped by text like Rhy’s Ifans. Or maybe he is getting paid for this bit of PDA. Either way she is not coming out of this looking good. No sighting of Getty and his wife has been away on a trip to Israel and Jordon.
Twitter from Israel met Balti in Tel Aviv; it is possible he went their with Rosetta, although no pictures. As far as the Slinkaffair, this could be Slutty’s attempt to make Balti jealous or a PR event. Either way, she is such a loser. Look the bad karma is inching closer and closer……………..
Playing the role she does best. After “Slutty On a Boat: No Peen Like Married Peen,” we have the sequel “Slutty On a Boat: Rise of the Slinky.” What, she got with this guy like, 10 minutes ago, and it’s already vacation time? Damn, girl!
BTW, that’s the same bikini she wore when she vacationed with BG in Italy. Why would she go through the trouble to be seen all over another man while wearing the same bikini that she wore while vacationing with the married man? She must be upset because the married man is paying more attention to his kids than he is to her. It’s the exact same reason she wore the breast suckng dress on his kid’s birthday and released reports about how JH was going to be enjoying ehr “sexy” legs. She is trying to make the married man jealous by reminding him what he is missing.