Sep 11
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“Mickey Rourke tests the limits of female devotion” morning links

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- Mickey Rourke tests the limits of our collective female devotion. That’s a rose, in case you couldn’t tell. I thought it was a fetal pig or something [Agent Bedhead]
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- Goths At The Beach [Cityrag]
- Dannielynn Birkhead “Misses Her Mom So Much” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
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- Maura Tierney drops out of “Parenthood” [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Twilight Porn Parody Will Most Definitely Involve Sucking [Best Week Ever]
- Yay or nay on Victoria Beckham’s outfit? [PopBytes]

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8 Responses to ““Mickey Rourke tests the limits of female devotion” morning links”

  1. GatsbyGal says:

    I totally read this as: “Mickey Rourke tests the limits of female revulsion”

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  2. Enonymous says:

    See, if a female celebrity/actress would act the same way Mickey Rourke does, especially at his age, all hell would break loose with the media and the public. Mickey seems to be on the dangerous path again to ruining his second chance in the spotlight and like before, he would only have himself to blame.

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  3. Fat Elvis says:

    Mickey can do no wrong in my eyes, but I will concede that Victoria Beckham’s tits are testing the limits of human revulsion. Is she f*cking blind?? Someone needs to drug her wheat grass juice and remove those things while she’s passed out. Ugh.

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  4. bros says:

    the only thing I find gross about mickey are his fingernails. I noticed them for the first time in the wrestler and thought they were fake and part of his costuming, but then when he started showing up on blogs all the time, I see that they are very much real and his, and I do NOT know what is going on with them.

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  5. fizXgirl314 says:

    do you think lady gaga is wondering “why didn’t I think of that” lol

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  6. orion70 says:

    bros…I was wondering the same thing. looks like he’s got some kind of vitamin deficiency or fungus or something. He icks me out…and IMHO The Wrestler was over-rated.

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  7. Dianne says:

    Mickey Rourke is GROSS! Everytime I see his picture, the first thing that pops into my head is “mentally ill.” I don’t think the guy is playing with a full deck.

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