There’s a whole lot of plastic in this picture [Dlisted]
No Retirement for 50 Cent [Bossip]
Damn, It Feels Ambivalent to Be a Gangsta – Denzel’s American Gangster” review [Pajiba]
Vivica A. Fox wore a bikini… not sure if that’s a good thing or not [Celebslam]
Kevin Federline, Evil Mastermind? [Yeeeah!]
Jewel Goes Country [I’m Not Obsessed]
Alessandra Ambrosio One Step Closer to Doing Playboy [The Bastardly]
The gorgeous Julia Roberts in Vanity Fair Magazine [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Hayden Panettiere Pumpin’ Gas… yeah that merits a story (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Gisele Bundchen Doesn’t believe in the US Dollar [Hollywood Rag]
Changes for this year’s American Idol… yeah we’re stressed about it too [Seriously? OMG! WTF!]
Disneyland had to shut down “It’s a Small World” ride because tourists are so fat they’re sinking the boats. I’m glad I’m on Weight Watchers now. [Agent Bedhead]
Britney Spears parks in a handicap spot. I could make an argument for why that’s okay, but it would mostly involve mental/emotional handicaps [The Blemish]
Cats in a bathtub! Because I love pictures of cats, and they should count as celebrities [Cityrag]
One More Seinfeld Episode? [Crazy Days and Nights]
Shirtless Gavin Rossdale — Hot or Not? That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard [Popsugar]
Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger Busts Out [The Grumpiest]
Winona Ryder Shoplifts Your Groin with Nude Scene. That’s the absolute greatest headline ever. [CelebNewsWire]
The Writers’ Strike Is Happening and Jon Stewart Rocks (Maybe) [Evil Beet]
Jessica Biel biking around Brentwood with oddly perfect posture [Gabsmash]
Kylie Cancel Tour? [CelebWarship]
Britney Spears Still Hates Her Kids [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Lily Allen, Heatworld, And Everyone Else Slag On Posh [Glitterati Gossip]
Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen Out With Their Baby In Malibu [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jessica Simpson pimps some clothing [Popbytes]
Who knew? Angelina Jolie Is Shy [A Socialite’s Life]
McSteamy Heats Up the Airport. I don’t like to oggle men, but Oh.My.Gosh. [Just Jared]
Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
Pete Doherty is Drug free and not happy about it [Lifeline Live]
Oprah Stays Ahead of Curve With Her Own “You Tube” Channel [Best Week Ever]