If, like me, you assumed that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s fake wedding had already aired on E! you were wrong. I’d long since forgotten about these two, but apparently their show wedding was being polished for our consumption and the final version won’t hit television until this Sunday, November 8. ET has an advance video of some clips, and it looks just as insipid and irritating as we’ve come to expect from ever-present Kardashians. The family of one-dimensional women whose names all start with “K” behaves pretty much as you’d expect.

Khloe informs her bridesmaids that “It’s the last time it’s going to be Khloe Kardashian you guys are sleeping with,” conveniently forgetting that her marriage the next day will in no way be legal. In fact I’m pretty sure it’s still not legal or we would have already heard about it.

At one point Khloe complains about the veil she has to wear, and says “I look like I’m going to go bee hunting.” I won’t make any cracks about how it suits her to obscure her face.

Once they’re at the altar, Khloe’s stepdad Bruce Jenner hands her off to Lamar in a hackneyed, over-the-top way that’s surely just as scripted as the rest of the affair. He pats Lamar on the back, and gives him a handshake, announcing that he and his wife are the ones giving his daughter away.

At the end of the ceremony, Khloe and Lamar make out and come back for more, prompting screams from Khloe’s sisters Kim and Kourtney.

At least Khloe and Lamar are still together as of the air date of their wedding. How long do you think it will take them to make it legal, if ever? We’ve heard that they’ve agreed on the terms of the prenup, and that’s a start.

Thanks to The Huffington Post for featuring this video