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Did anyone hear the rumor that Tiger Woods’ current mistress Rachel Uchitel is pregnant? Yeah, neither had I. I had only heard that Rachel was an idiot, and that she was grooming herself to be the next Mrs. Woods. But someone said something to Rachel about it, and she ran to Hollywood Life and Gossip Cop to deny it. Uchitel not only denies being pregnant, she denies being a lesbian. Hm… that’s another one I hadn’t heard. Here’s Hollywood Life’s take:
When several reports surfaced that Rachel Uchitel was both pregnant and (if you can believe this) a lesbian, we asked her to set the record straight.
“I am not pregnant!” Rachel declared to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY of several reports from this morning, Dec. 22, that she was “freaking out” because she was two weeks late, and that rumored paramour Tiger Woods was the baby daddy.
Rachel’s power attorney Gloria Allred is also quick to dismiss these claims. “Rachel is not pregnant,” she reiterates to HollywoodLife.com. “Rumors to the contrary are false.”
Rachel is also quick to dismiss the rumors that cropped up on Dec. 20 that she was a lesbian. The VIP hostess was exiting a club in North Palm Beach with two gal pals, who told photographers they were her “lesbian lovers.” Says Rachel, “It was a joke [my friend made] and the cameraman is an idiot for twisting it.”
[From Hollywood Life]
Oh, for the love of God. You know what this says to me? This says that Rachel hears all of the rumors about herself, and she’s only going to deny certain things. By not denying the steady stream of gossip that she is, in fact, still bangin’ Tiger, then her silence (her non-denial) should be taken as fact. And for that, I kind of hate her. OK! Magazine also reported Rachel denial, and pulled out Rachel’s old quotes about how she’s a victim in all of this. She told OK: “It’s just hurtful that I’m not given the benefit of the doubt… How you’re judged by the nation… it’s really difficult. It’s really horrible. I want people to realize that I’m human and I have very good qualities about me that people are missing out on because those aren’t the interesting ones for the story that everyone has been creating.” Ugh… I’m with Joy Behar. You-can-tell she’s a hooker.
Rachel Uchitel having lunch in New York on December 10, 2009. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Pregnancy, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods
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She denies being a pregnant lesbian, but can she deny being a barren trannie? Sorry, that’s an insult to decent transexuals everywhere.
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She looks like she had a bad run in with a cosmetic surgeon and reminds me of Tara Reid. Her face looks synthetic.
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TEAM JOY!!!!!
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uh.. SHE’S A VICTIM ???
TEAM ELIN!
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Is this one of those cases where someone who wants more attention puts out a public denial to a rumour no one heard? That way, all the tabs respond and lo, her name is in the news again? It seems like they’re always “not pregnant” statements, too. Sheesh.
(Didn’t we all kind of know she’s not a lesbian?)
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She doesn’t realize she’s a hooker. She thinks she’s a hostess, a girlfriend, and a paid companion/date. She honestly does not realize what she is.
Was anybody surprised that she admitted in her OK mag interview that she didn’t having a dad around while growing up? Please. Obviously, girl, you didn’t have a dad who loved you because you wouldn’t be f*cking a married man if you had.
She probably feels so fulfilled and loved by Tiger, unconsciously thinking that she’s getting Daddy’s love…. poor girl is in for a rude awakening. She’s going to be a used-up, washed-out 40 year old.
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Those lips! UGH she looks like octomom.
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She’s the one who blabbed to her “friends” about Tiger, and I have always suspected she was behind the info being “leaked”. Thanks to her, the pregnant-lesbian rumors are now everywhere.
She’s trash like Tiger’s other hook-ups, and she’s a victim of her own personality and character.
Joy should have used a legally safer but similar adjective.
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What a waste of skin she is! Team Elin.
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She looks like a well preserved 70 year old in that photo. Her lips are so WRINKLED!!!!! I see Tiger has a “thing” for gutter trash… EWWW!
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She sounds like a basket case, she looks like a disaster and emotionally she’s on a different planet if she thinks this thing with Tiger is for life.
The only victimization she can claim is that from her plastic surgeon.
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Damn, this chick looks rough. I dont knwow how old she is, but I’m guessing around 38 or 40? And a pet peeve aside from hookers and bad plastic surgery, WHY DON’T THESE CHICKS TAKE A BRUSH TO THEIR HAIR?!? Seriously, i hate going somewhere nice and girls walk around with ratty hair. And she knew she was going to ‘get papped’. why not just take a quick comb to your hair? Gee, I color and style my hair my self at home and it never looks that bad. And I bet she had salon styled hair.
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Look for her on the Discovery Health series: “I Didn’t Know I Was a Pregnant Lesbian.”
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I’m suprised that the media is still interested in Rachel, she is yesterdays news as far as I’m concerned. She produced no texts, pictures or voicemails. She is totally delusional if she thinks the “nation” is paying attention to her.
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She must give one hell of a BJ because it just can’t be her looks that attracted Tiger.
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Obviously not a lesbian; bi maybe but don’t hookers get paid to do girl on girl action?
Pregnant? Whoa! That would be another nail in Tig’s financial divorce coffin -
Go U-Can-Tell! Woohoo! If it’s a competition, you definitely won the prize – your own personal philanderer!
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Team Elin all the way!! This one is just so, so trashy…and those lips!! Egads!
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I don’t know why this “morally bankrupt” piece of garbage is bothering to address any rumors at all. Common sense would tell her to “lay low” and “shut up” until this mess SHE CREATED blows over. She’s just continuing to fuel the rumor mill because it’s easier money than “laying on her back”.
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And yet, I won’t be a bit surprised when photos of her drunk, naked and making out with random chicks do, indeed, surface.
TEAM STFU!!!!
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I saw a pic of her in a bikini and she has that icky lipo stomach thing, like Tara Reid. You get the fat sucked out and the fat that remains or comes back looks lumpy and gross.
Men pay to hang out/have sex with her? I guess they like the thrill of being with a bad girl… the kind you would never take home to mom.
Rachel, a man can get obsessed with you and addicted to the sex, even professing to love you. But he does not love you. Don’t delude yourself. Call a psychotherapist now and turn your messy life around. Merry Christmas.
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Cheetah chose Uchitel the low life because he has no self esteem. He knows that a decent woman with values would not give him the time of day if he tried anything. He is an Urkel in reality. Has to choose people that are lower class to make himself feel good. She looks 50ish. Those lips are huge from being overworked. GET BACK IN THE HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF!!
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