Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler to pose in “racy” W Mag spread

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After the display Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler made at the Golden Globes on Sunday, you can imagine that they are still be talked about now. Whether or not it’s all part of the publicity machine for their movie Bounty Hunter or The Bounty (whatever it’s called), or whether this is true love, one thing is for sure – it’s really smart publicity. Aniston’s critics can say what they want about her, but the woman knows how to work the press. My take is that it’s probably a little from Column A, a little from Column B. I think Gerard will sleep with anyone, and I think Aniston is one of those women he has slept with, and will continue to sleep with, and maybe they really do like each other. And I think they’re being so public about it to promote their movie.

Anyway, since the pairing is still being discussed in detail in the press, let’s see what juicy gossip we can get! First off, Page Six has the scoop on a Anistler makeout session in the kitchen of the Globes:

Are Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler an item again?

The pair, who dated during the filming of “The Bounty Hunter” last summer, presented the best screenplay award together at the Golden Globes on Sunday night and repeatedly posed for photographs together. But a spy tells Page Six that the real action was backstage.

“After they presented, they were drinking Moet backstage,” says our spy. “At one point, they were making out in the kitchen. They were attached at the hip all night. They definitely seemed very couple-y. Producers for the show were actually laughing about it over their walkie-talkies.”

Reps for Aniston and Butler couldn’t be reached as their offices were closed for Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

[From Page Six]

Makeout session in the kitchen of a big venue like that? Ugh. I can think of far sexier places to get one’s groove (or “swerve”) on. They must have been constantly interrupted by the pastry chef.

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Anyway, PopEater’s gossip guy had even more scoop on the Anistler romance… apparently, to promote their film, they’ve already shot a photo spread for W Magazine. PopEater’s source claims that the photo spread is “the raciest cover that W magazine has ever shot. Far more sexy than the famous Brad and Angelina pictures in bed.” Sigh… yes, an infamous W Magazine spread just like Brad and Angelina did for Mr. and Mrs. Smith in the July 2005 issue of W Magazine. Oh, and PopEater’s sources also say there’s no romance, and that Gerard was all up on Zoe Saldana’s grill.

You saw them in full flirt mode at the Golden Globes, and now Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are taking it one step further. In what will surely get more people talking (and drooling) about the relationship status of America’s favorite girl next door, Aniston and the Scottish hunk Butler just spent two days in the desert together, with Jennifer dressed in an ultra-sexy lingerie and Gerry as a hot cop.

Gerry and Jen’s lingerie romp was for an upcoming W magazine cover and not just for giggles (or for naughty kicks). My source goes on to call it “the raciest cover that W magazine has ever shot. Far more sexy than the famous Brad and Angelina pictures in bed.” Hotness aside, “they are definitely not an item,” my source says.

Their doe-eyed show at the Globes was also apparently for publicity purposes.

“The studio asked them to present together at the Golden Globes and then made them sit together to watch the rest of the show hoping it would promote their upcoming movie together ‘The Bounty Hunter,'” a friend of the ‘300’ beefcake tells me. “And while Gerry likes Jen, there is nothing romantic going on between them. The minute the Globes ended, Gerry couldn’t wait to say goodbye and go to ALL the parties while Jen, who has never been a party type girl, went home alone.”

Still, the W magazine shoot is supposedly nuclear hot.

Jennifer is wearing nothing but sexy silk stockings and lingerie while Gerry (that’s what Jen calls him) is a leather-clad New York City cop in the sexy X-rated pictures that are about to be revealed. Some say the photos will change our image of our best ‘Friend’ forever.

The funny part is, their cuddly routine is working! In PopEater’s Globes reaction story, we asked if you thought they were dating after their awkward and cutesy display. Not surprisingly, 60 percent of you thought they were!

Poor Jenny. Still, we can’t wait to see the sexy photos — even if its just acting. Plus, the last anyone saw of Butler on Globes night, he was flirting with ‘Avatar”s Zoe Saldana in the valet line waiting for his limo! Naughty Gerry!

[From PopEater]

You know what? I stick by my original theory, that Aniston and Butler are dating or screwing or whatever, but that it’s not exclusive. Because I do buy that Gerard was probably all up on Zoe Saldana’s grill – she’s so his type. He likes them young and dark. But he probably likes Aniston too.

As for the W Magazine spread… it just makes me feel tired on all counts. I know what the Brangeloonies will say: copycat, unoriginal, riding on Brad’s coattails, can’t let go, et cetera. And I know what the Anistonloonies will say: she is over it, making out with Gerry in front of cameras proves it, she’s sticking it to Brad at his own game, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, since Jennifer isn’t afraid of inviting comparisons, I’ve included a couple of photos from Brangelina’s infamous W Magazine spread:

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W Magazine “Domestic Bliss” photos by Steven Klein, courtesy of W Magazine online archives.

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  1. Firestarter says:

    OMG! WHY? Why is SHE going to be in W? She is a TERRIBLE actress! Her chin, wow, so ugly! See, see, more of her self promoting and pretending to be Butler’s girlfriend. She is so pathetic. Butler is so not on board with this, but he feels pity for her and has agreed to do this only because he doesn’t want her to have a psychotic break. She wants his baby, she wants to get married so she can throw it in Brad’s face! This will never be like those gorgeous pictures on Brad and Angie. Aniston has her nerve! OMG LOOK AT HER NAIL COLOR! She is so tacky and lacking in class!

    *screams at ocean, strokes cats, pats empty uterus*

  2. Jeska says:

    Maybe she went home alone but she was seen at the afterparty Sunset Towers.

  3. Rose says:

    I actually think she look slightly uncomfortable with GB, she looks tense and not really relaxed.
    I am looking forward to seeing her in W though, she is a very attractive woman and I like their fashion spreads. Brad and Angelina looked amazing in those photos too.

  4. BitterBetty says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……

  5. Samantha says:

    *yawn*

  6. DD says:

    firestarter I know, I think Huvane put him up to it. He probably threatened Gerard to take photos with Jen. Poor guy, all the abuse just like Brad took.
    (Slaps self for bringing the Pitts into this thread)

  7. Ursula says:

    Gosh, am destructed by the Brange W photo shoot, it was so insensitive and foolish. Those two are having their comeuppance at least. But I digress, I no longer want Jen with Gerald, I think she can do better. Sorry Gerry, I like you but not for Jen.

    Kaiser, I will have to disagree with you here, they don’t look like they are doing each other, their chemistry is so platonic and even a tad forced. But they seem to be good friends.

    Is it OK to say that I officially don’t like Brad Pitt? I tried not to dislike him as a person and only keep my dislike to Brangelina but something about him rubs the wrong way. Phew, glad I got that off my chest.

  8. bite me says:

    well this should be intersting

  9. snowball says:

    Damn Firestarter, that was hilarious. You know though, it’s not going to stop the usual suspects from piling in.

    I don’t know, I think Jen and Gerard have the same goofy chemistry she had with Vince. I think they probably bounced on a mattress a few times, but I doubt they’re actively dating. He seems a little man-slutty to me. I imagine he’d be the one not wanting to date, just screw.

    Are those really the sexiest pics W had of Brad and Angie? Because I’m not feeling it. The pics they took when Shiloh was born were sexier, IMO. They had more of a casual, intimate look. Those W pics just look staged and sort of dumb.

  10. lucy2 says:

    I don’t think they’re dating, but anyway, I don’t really care. I’m more thinking that all of this publicity blitz for the movie has to do with the sort of lackluster trailer that made the rounds a while ago. I like Jen, but her movies are hit or miss with me, and this one looked like a miss. Gerry’s coming off of criticism of that Katherine Heigl movie everyone hated. Without a ton of promotion, I think they’re worried this one will disappear quick from theaters.

  11. bella says:

    I think Jennifer should do whatever (and whomever) she wants. Gerard looks like fun in the sack, so why the heck not? I’d do him (as I’ve said before). They’re both hot, they’ve got a movie (which looks funny from the preview I saw) to promote, and I wish her nothing but the best. Ride that horse, Jen, and don’t give it a second thought.

  12. Praise St. Angie! says:

    wow.

    Brad actually used to be hot.

    re: them dating…I don’t think they are. I think they had a lot of fun shooting that movie, and are just “re-living” the fun they had on set.

    don’t see what the big deal is. I see lots of co-stars with their arms around each other, joking, hugging, laughing, etc…on the red carpet.

    EDIT: oh, and yes…Firestarter starts the day on FIYAH!

  13. bella says:

    @ Ursula,

    Yes, it is totally okay to not like Brad. *hands Ursula protective gear given me from Firestarter yesterday*
    I’m totally there with you. I don’t like Brad or Angelina, and I’ve refused to see anything with either of them in it.

  14. bite me says:

    what a handsome couple they make

  15. bros says:

    I dont think this will turn out to be very interesting. aniston isnt a chameleon in any way, meaning, I imagine she will look like a california beach babe as she does in EVERY photoshoot she does and in EVERY movie she does (note to aniston lovers: i am aware of the good girl, ok?) she isnt morphable because her face is too much face, and she will just look like jennifer aniston, possibly with less clothes, trying desperately not to look derivative. snooze. wake me when this godawful bountyhunter movie is over.

  16. Essie says:

    If Gerry was so “into” Jennifer, why did he totally diss her a few months ago when the gossip first started? He was adamant that he had no interest in dating her. So, I seriously doubt they are dating this time. I also don’t think they have been intimate because she is way too old for him and not at all his type. However, I see nothing wrong with them doing whatever is necessary to make their movie a hit. That’s the game in Hollywood and the stars know how to play.

    By the way, Jennifer is looking quite “refreshed” in the pictures from the GGs. Guess that blind item was true.

  17. nana says:

    as for me Jen ..

    ..will always be a presenter, not a nominee.

    ..will always be a guy’s friend, not a girlfriend.

  18. Beth says:

    @Snowball of course the photos look staged. It’s a photoshoot not realife. The W shoot wasn’t sexy or supposed to be at all. When it comes to these pictures I think people just made assumptions and didn’t look at them. Brad and Angelina were portraying an unhappy marriage not a good one. Also Zoe has a longtime boyfriend. So no hookup with Gerard although he may have tried to. I do see them as a couple. For some reason Jennifer is into douchebags (Vince Vaughn, John Mayer, now Gerard).

  19. ogechi says:

    It is unfair to call an image of God ugly, it is also unfair to wish anybody bad. Why couldn’t Jenny be a girlfriend or wife material? Is she ugly or deformed? Even physically challenged get married and they are also loved. So many women have been insulted and wished bad just bcos they are celebrities, when we are wishing others bad, we shld also think about how we shall all be judged someday. Jenny is in her 40s yet she looks so beautiful. Some women are not lucky with men do not indicate that they are worthless but LIFE IS GENERALLY UNFAIR TO THEM. She has worked hard to be here today, she shld be applauded atleast. I know someday- i mean very soon, a man who is worth it will identify that she is a wife material.And all these insult [i pray] will end.

    I love Jennifer Aniston and i wish her all the best in her endeavors. Stairs always look so easy to climb but its definitely not easy when you start.

  20. tiki says:

    wow, jen. face work much? it looks good. but it’s obvious that there’s been a touch-up. by the way, where’s that baby you’ve been insisting for years you want?

  21. alex says:

    yep here are the anistonloonies bashes Brad and Angie yet again lol. It never ends

  22. Ursula says:

    @ Bella, thank you for the protective gear, I may need it. But believe me, I tried hard not to hate the people in this triangle and just hate the Brange bit of it but for some reason, I saw that picture of Pitt and I just felt a wave of hate. I also felt sad because I had wasted such emotion on a loser like him.

    If I was a Brange lover, I would be easing up on my rabid support for them, they seem like a sinking ship. I may be wrong, but time will tell.

  23. Rose says:

    Seriously Ursula, anyone who wants a family of 8 to implode has issues.

  24. kim says:

    Awards Season gown check, tan check , Oscar date check. 2009 John Mayer. 2010 Gerard Butler

  25. Eileen Yover says:

    I’ll be interested in seeing the pic of Aniston-maybe they will get her out of her typical hair and make-up and do something fun and different.
    I think Gerry likes anything with a pulse in Hollywood-he’s that type of guy. And still hot as hell! Yum yum.

  26. Eileen Yover says:

    Oh yeah and one more thing: everyone gets so worked up about her chin but if she had it done then everyone would go nuts about how she had work done on it. I think with either JA or AJ they will be damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

  27. Goddess711 says:

    (peeks in)

    GERARD’S HOT IN THAT TUX!!!!
    @ Eileen Yover – I’ve never noticed the JA/AJ reversal thing. I guess they’re right – Brad didn’t cheat, he simply has dyslexia!

    (Wonders if this will make it or not, yesterday seemed to have a awful lot of “glitches” posting on here.)

  28. Kaiser says:

    Goddess – When I see a comment that I think is out of line or attacking or rude, I delete it. I will continue to do so. Y’all need to learn to take it down a notch.

  29. bite me says:

    no brad simple moved on from a deadend marriage his word in parade

  30. alex says:

    damn ursula, you are one sad chick. You hate them so much but yet you continue to find your way on every post about them and yep you and the others have to saying Brad and Angie have been sinking for 5 years now and they are still floating. I feel sorry for you seriously. You go about like Brad or Angie something personally to you. Really sad

  31. Iggles says:

    Firestarter – That was gold!

    That said, my mean side agrees with Bros:
    “I dont think this will turn out to be very interesting. aniston isnt a chameleon in any way, meaning, I imagine she will look like a california beach babe as she does in EVERY photoshoot she does and in EVERY movie she does”

    I find Jen very meh. The ironic thing is that I *loved* her as Rachel on Friends! I’ve seen just about every episode of that show. But post-Friends, I’m on team Brangelina all the way!

  32. alex says:

    Good for you Kaiser. Some of the comments on this blogsite get way out of hand and just mean and nasty

  33. Cheyenne says:

    There is a thread up on Just Jared about this “fauxmance” and the responses are predictable: all the Aniston fans are praying that they are really an item, and all the Butler fans are praying that they aren’t.

  34. snowball says:

    @Beth per the article above:

    The Aniston/Butler pics are “the raciest cover that W magazine has ever shot. Far more sexy than the famous Brad and Angelina pictures in bed.”

    Did I miss something? Do you think I wasn’t aware that the Brad/Angie photos were staged? Or that I believed the pic of Angie staring off into space was a candid? And that the Jen/Gerard pics will be just as staged?

    Uh, so THEY said these pics will be sexier than the Brad/Angie pics. I remarked that the pics in question were not what I’d consider sexy.

    So I don’t understand your comment directed at me at all.

  35. Firestarter says:

    Just Jared, that says it all right there.

    I didn’t know people actually read that site. Learn something new every day.

    Thanx for the update, I was waiting on pins and needles about word from Just Jared since the posters there are so obviously in their “right mind”.

  36. alex says:

    from lainey lol

    Find a new trick

    Jen. Dude. This is old.

    Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the message. Then again, logic has never been Team Aniston’s strong suit.

    So you know she and Spittle Gerry are releasing a new movie in March. It’s called The Bounty. If you’ve seen the trailer, you know it’ll suck sh-t. Now comes word, conveniently, that the two were grinding up backstage at the Globes after throwing back the Moet:

    “At one point, they were making out in the kitchen. They were attached at the hip all night. They definitely seemed very couple-y. Producers for the show were actually laughing about it over their walkie-talkies.”

    Just to make sure it’s not lost on you that Jen is FABULOUS AT 40! there was also an item on People.com about her getting chatty with former co-star Jakey Gyllenhaal, like it’s a f-cking penis forest in her life and she’s not desperate at all.

    It’s embarrassing to me that she has to resort to this. It’s even more embarrassing that some women are relating to it.

    More photos attached of Pity & Spittle trying to sell it at the Globes. And The Bounty trailer is below. Sweet Jesus, it’s like the same person who worked on SJP and The Morgans applied the sh-t light to Aniston too. She spends way too much money on her skin to have it come out looking this hag

  37. wow says:

    @ Fire – you are on a roll. You know exactly what people will say about this mess. Cracks me up.

    Yeah, I’ll totally buy the Zoey Zaldana thing. Totally his type.

    When you’re with someone you’re doing the deed with and its good, you have that glow. Jenn has that glow. 😉 Not certain its from GB or just her acting, but there it is. If it’s anything I think they’re probably each others “tune up” or “buck fuddy”.

    I love the way they look together though. And I can’t wait to see their “W” spread. Speaking of…

    I forgot how hot Angelina and Brad use to look.

  38. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Firestarter, aren’t you ALSO just HOLDING YOUR BREATH for the Female First (I think that’s the site) update, too?

    you know, because it’s so disgusting, people apparently RUN over there to read the comments. because they’re so disgusting. and they have to SEE just how disgusting the comments are. because the comments just disgust them so much. 😉

  39. Cheyenne says:

    alex: from lainey lol

    Find a new trick
    Jen. Dude. This is old.
    ______________________________________

    It was old two years ago. But what the hell, it’s the only trick she’s got.

  40. sela says:

    Hey, before you all jump down my throat, I very much realize Pitt and Aniston are FINISHED and both have moved on. I was looking at last years BAFTA footage and saw the following links and couldn’t help myself.
    http://utube.smashits.com/video/88Q5A7YHApU/Brad-Pitt-and-Jennifer-Aniston.html

    http://utube.smashits.com/video/L7DR2yO9o3c/Brad-Pitt-Jennifer-Aniston.html

    To me, the 2 interesting elements of these videos are how comfortable, and close Pitt seems to be with Aniston. His body language is very different with Jolie and he looks Aniston in the eyes (never see it with Jolie). Also, the second link has beautiful and varying photos of Aniston that I have never seen. Her photos comes across less generic as some here would like them to always be. I was never in tune to Pitt and Aniston in the past and I guess that is why the old footage was somewhat interesting to me because I was surprised he could act differently than how he acts with Jolie.

  41. Firestarter says:

    @Praise- LOL! You know my day is not complete without an update from FF! I try to wedge it all in between supporting Wal-Mart and annoying people!

    As for Jen. Poor girl, cannot get a break from being raked over the coals for being a single woman, doing her own thing. She is such a failure because she is not knocked up by some man, tied to a confining relationship and wearing appropropriate clothes. Shame on her for liking to wear her hair loose, liking the sun and wearing a slit in her dress that exposes her undies! ESCANDALO!

    She is rotten, rotten to the core!

  42. alex says:

    Hey Cheyenne, its been old 5 years old but hey let the old girl have her fun lol after all life is too short

    I like this part from lainey cause it is so true: “It’s embarrassing to me that she has to resort to this. It’s even more embarrassing that some women are relating to it”.

    Anyhoo enough gossiping for me today, got my dose of some crazy sh*t on here as always and some people trying to be funny lol

  43. JohnnieR says:

    Well, Kaiser, once again your loveliness and your typing fingers on the keyboard have tortured my exploding brain AGAIN with this Z-List dame – who, like a cockroach, won’t go away!

    Thanks to you, several dogs have rolled over and died in the streets.

    Heheheheh. 😉

    I BANISH Jennifer from my brain!
    BE GONE WITH YOU!

  44. snowball says:

    @Firestarter, I was just thinking that I really like her hair. I want to know what products she uses on it.

    Isn’t Cameron Diaz the same age, roughly, as Jen? She’s not married and dates around. How about.. Uma Thurman, Jessica Simpson, January Jones (I think), Natalie Portman – I could go on and on. All are unmarried, some have gone a long time unattached, pretty much all of them have had the same look for years (many disastrous).

    Jen gets the “my womb is aching and turning to dust and I need to have a man’s dirty socks all over my house or I am simply incomplete.”

    It’s possible to be perfectly happy just dating casually, going where you want, doing what you want, boinking who you want – and then going back to a blessedly silent, stress-free home.

    “I like this part from lainey cause it is so true: “It’s embarrassing to me that she has to resort to this. It’s even more embarrassing that some women are relating to it”.

    Oh my freaking god, I hope not. Spoken like a true woman in her 20’s or 30’s or even a man. Uh, what’s embarrassing? That she looks nice and seems to be having a good time? If anyone thinks this is the first time anyone’s whored out for a movie, than you haven’t been paying attention.

  45. Iggles says:

    I go to Just Jared to browse the comments. But I come here to actually comment, lol.

    Praise St. Angie! – Ages ago I used to go there! I don’t remember it having many comments but I guess times change.

    *steps away from gossip confessional*

    @ snowball:
    “Jen gets the “my womb is aching and turning to dust and I need to have a man’s dirty socks all over my house or I am simply incomplete.””

    Only because she professes how she wants to have kids and get married. Yet, her actions are to the contrary. She dates men who are not husband material (John Mayer?!). Most of her “dates” are even real pairings — just arranged for publicity.

    Her lies is why she gets called out. She isn’t the first woman to go through a divorce. Not the first to have her ex go off with a younger woman. But her whining about it and using it for publicity is why she’s still being viewed as Brad’s ex.

    Mary Louise Parker was 7 months pregnant when Billy Crudup left her for Claire Danes! Much worse situation yet Mary didn’t talk about it in the press — she moved on with her life. Living well is the best revenge. Mary has a hit show on showtime and she was with Jeffrey Dean Morgan! Billy and Claire broke up and his career isn’t all it could be.

  46. princess pea says:

    @ Iggles – You know what? I want to get married and have kids, too. I have wanted this in my life since I was just a wee girl. If someone wrote down the shit I said, I’d be quoted all over having said that. But I’m not a desperate moron, and I want happiness more than I want those other things, so until the right guy comes along at the right time, it ain’t gonna happen. Personally, I figured that was the case with a lot of other women out there. I don’t actually identify with celebs, and I don’t usually get all personal on gossip boards, but this is a comment I hear a lot. (Today: here and in the Beyonce thread)

    But I guess that’s too honest for some people… It’s better if you convince yourself that I am hypocritical liar. If I wanted kids and a husband, I’d have them, right? Because it’s that easy, right? You just want something, and there it is all wrapped up in a pretty bow for you… wait, what?

  47. Praise St. Angie! says:

    snowball, I don’t get it either. yeah, it’s so “embarrassing” that she’s having fun on the red carpet while promoting her movie.

    just because SOME people believe that her publicist “set her up” with this guy? not for promoting the movie of course, but to try to convince people they’re dating. Evidence? None.

    and these same people believe EVERY gossip comment about her hooking up while denying gossip about other people because it’s…well, GOSSIP.

    color me confused, but I don’t see exactly what she’s “resorting” to.

    what she’s “resorted” to, or, rather, what people ASSume she’s resorted to, is based on THEIR PERCEPTION of a photo (and remember, on this site we’re apparently not ALLOWED to read into a photo!) and a gossip item that hasn’t been confirmed.

  48. Bek says:

    @firestarter–HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Everybody knows that Jen is the only single woman in hollywood. All the smiles, all the glowing and all the health radiating from her body are all thanks to her “bad” acting skills and her brilliant publicist Huvane. She’s the second woman in the world to have a sexy photo shoot with W magazine. There’s only room for one woman on that cover. Damn it. Did I mention that she’s fat? And that I’m fat? And that I’m lonely also? So I must only see past her flimsy charade because I identify with fat, ugly, chinned-out women whose bodies men want to do shots off of. She’s pathetic. How dare she show up at a ceremony where she was asked to present. She didn’t walk the red carpet so obviously she’s trying so hard to be the star of the show. Get over it, people. Get over it. Brad has moved on. He’s very happy. So Jen should just get over it. It’s been 5 years. Get over it Jen. Get over it. Now excuse me. I have to go find some sweatpants that fit my wide ass so I can drive my minivan to McDonalds and have a fry while crying over all my failed relationships.

  49. Bek says:

    It’s absolutely unbelievable that she doesn’t have children. Doesn’t she know that she’s the only woman in the world to not have children? I think there should be a ban on women who don’t have kids. They don’t belong in normal society and they sure as hell don’t belong in hollywood. Also, if you don’t have a pregnancy within 4 months of becoming a couple, you’re a failure. Your relationship is obviously fake and doomed to be one bereft of love and respect. Without a consistent boyfriend/lover/husband, a woman is nothing but an empty bag meant for breeding. But of course, I consider myself a woman of modern sentiments..I can’t expect any of you to understand me.

  50. juiceinla says:

    “They must have been constantly interrupted by the pastry chef.”

    You say “Interrupted by pastry chef”, I read: “handed tubes of jelly, whipped cream and other sweets by prop captain.”

  51. Maritza says:

    Gerard is looking so old, I believe these two are good friends with benefits, that’s all.

  52. Cheyenne says:

    Firestarter: I didn’t know people actually read that site. Learn something new every day.
    ________________________________________

    Here goes something you need to learn: save for your coterie of two or three ass-kissing sycophants on this blog, nobody really gives a damn what you think.

    If you had a life off the internet, you would have learned that a long time ago. I imagine not wanting to know is the reason why you didn’t.

    Ciao.

  53. Iggles says:

    @ princess pea:
    “But I guess that’s too honest for some people… It’s better if you convince yourself that I am hypocritical liar. If I wanted kids and a husband, I’d have them, right? Because it’s that easy, right? You just want something, and there it is all wrapped up in a pretty bow for you… wait, what?”

    Finding the right person to start a family with isn’t easy. But making the decision to have a family, if that’s what you want you have to work towards that!

    Sheryl Crow had a number of long relationships that didn’t work out. She wanted to be a mother so she decided to adopt on her own. Meg Ryan and Mary Louise Parker both adopted daughters solo.

    If being a parent is what you want there are many ways to accomplish it without waiting for the perfect man. However, if your goal is to have the man first and have kids together, then your goal should be looking for a guy who is husband material.

    It would make sense for the chin to go about finding a quality partner, which would include looking for men outside of hollywood. A dude like John Mayer is clearly looking for publicity.

    But I think it’s up in the air if family and marriage is what she is looking for right now. I understand if she’s hestitant to do what Cameron Diaz did and openly declare that not what she’s looking for. There is a fear of backlash for women declaring they don’t want to be mothers.

    However, it’s Jen’s bitterness that annoys me. She plays the victim role to the tea and says she’s annoyed at being seen as “poor Jen” —

    Focusing on what your Ex is up to (exhibit A – naming dropping Brad’s son Knox in a interview), trying to show up/compete with your ex (exhibit B – getting back with John Mayer so she could have a date to last year’s Oscars. Brad and Angelina were actually nominated for awards), rehashing the break up from 5 years ago in interviews (exhibit C – “that was uncool” remark on Vanity Fair), holding on to old love mementos (exhibit D – admitting she keeps old answering machine messages from Brad) — all this makes it seem like either she hasn’t moved on or is using the failed relationship to keep her name in the papers. Either way, it’s ridiculous!

    If she wants to move forward, she should concentrate on living her life instead of trying to stay in the tabloids.

  54. Elise says:

    I have to agree with Iggles and well spoken! I am getting VERY FED up with the attitude that we must all LOVE JEN, or we are Brangeloonies, nuts, etc. I REFUSE to admire a woman who dates John Mayer. I think she’s a talentless dtiz who uses her love life for PR and career enhancement. Sorry, that’s my opinion and you Jen a** lickers can go suck it.

  55. Cheyenne says:

    Thank you, Elise. I refuse to admire a woman who can’t accept responsibility for her own failures. She takes the blame for 2% of the failure of her marriage and throws the other 98% on Brad? GMAFB. Unless there is blatant emotional or physical abuse, the blame for the failure of a marriage is usually 50-50. I’d guess in this one, two people simply grew apart until the marriage existed on paper only. Just like millions of others that break up.

    Her fans need to stop their damn whining and accept reality for what it is.

  56. hmm says:

    I have some new heroes on this site! Thank you to Iggles, Cheyenne, and Elise for saying it so beautifully. I understand that this is a celebrity/gossip site but it is so fecking annoying to have different points of view denigrated because it doesn’t jibe with a few of the commenters.

  57. Firestarter says:

    Wow! Crying in my beer!

    Boo Hoo! How can I go on? No one cares! : (

  58. Catherine says:

    I’m sorry, but she is talentless. She may have lovely hair but that won’t win the respect of your peers and neither will dating a slimeball like John Mayer.
    You don’t have to be on Team Angelina to dislike Jen.

  59. Kim says:

    They were drinking Moet, I thought he no longer drank

  60. I Choose Me says:

    Jen looks really pretty in the secon pic with GerBut behind the curtain.

    I love Angie but she seems to have only one or two expressions in photo shoots. Her hair looks fab in that shot though and I covet that bra.

  61. SageAdvice says:

    Iggles: It is also a distinct possibility that she just wants to have fun right now and if the right man comes along, then he comes along.

    I really hate it when people say that she’s a hypocrite because she isn’t married and hasn’t popped out a litter yet. I’m 23 and have been saying for years that I want to get married and have babies. I’ve had one boyfriend and dated around a bit but am looking for nothing really serious at the moment.

    Does that make me a hypocrite? Because I do want children and a husband but I’m not actively looking for that “good man” to put a baby in my uterus?

    Anyway, I’m not an ass-kissing sycophant, but I think Firestarter is funny and makes excellent and pointed remarks about the Loonies on this site. Which is why Cheyenne felt it necessary to say something back even though Firestarter didn’t even mention (her/him?) but just made an oblique comment about reading other gossip sites and mentioning the “disgusting” comments here as though they have any relevance to the conversation here, when they do not. At all.

    If I cared about what was happening on Just Jared, I’d read Just Jared.

  62. SageAdvice says:

    Also, Gerard Butler doesn’t drink alcohol anymore so he wouldn’t have been drinking Moet and how on earth would they have gotten into the kitchens and why on earth would they make out in there?

  63. Iggles says:

    SageAdvice – Did you read my whole post?

    People aren’t mad that Jen hasn’t “popped out babies”. Her bitterness and pandering to the tabloids turn people off.

    Also, in your early 20s you have tons of time to have kids and get married. At 40 the window for given birth to children closes. She can still adopt, but if she wants a husband and THEN kids she should just go about living her life rather than courting the media for attention!

    Right now her actions read contrary to what she says she’s after.

  64. jayem says:

    A few things:
    – I actually think she looks really pretty here, even thought I didn’t particularly care for the dress.
    – Um, EVERYONE calls him Gerry!
    – I seriously doubt they’re hooking up. I’m sure they’re just paling around to promote the movie.
    – She sure does like to cling to whomever she’s with, doesn’t she?! Not saying anything bad, but she is a clinger. (Stage 3 at least!!)
    – Unfortunately, no matter what they do, the same amount of people are gonna see this movie. It’s just not that interesting. It’ll be all her & Gerry’s fans. Maybe a good date movie.
    – Really? A W cover? When the last one was so “sensitivity chip” lacking? Oh geez…

    Also, those W photos were HOT! I fail to see how Banister (I forget who coined this one, but I like it) could possibly be any hotter!

    And ITA with @Iggles – I *loved* her as Rachel, but ever since, I just find myself…underwhelmed.

    LMAO at Lainey. That was perfect!

  65. SageAdvice says:

    She’s got at least 10 years. Halle Berry had a child at 43 and she’s a diabetic. The “window” for having kids certainly does not close and certainly not for someone as healthy as she appears to be.

    Leave the woman alone; if she says on her deathbed when she’s 100 years old that she wanted children and a husband (if she doesn’t end up getting married or having kids), it doesn’t mean that she’s a hypocrite or that she’s lying.

    It’s a distinct possibility that she IS looking for someone to have that family with but finds losers at every turn. It’s also likely that she isn’t looking for that and doesn’t care.

    The point is that none of us know what her personal life or personal feelings are. And actions are not always indicative of how someone feels nor are they always indicative of what they want.

  66. Kathryn hawk says:

    Gerard Butler doesn’t want Jenifer Aniston’s old cooch. If he wants to get married and have children he is going to pick a younger woman.Jenifer is getting to old to have children.She could have a mongoloid child.

  67. Gerard doesn’t want that plain jane Jenifer Aniston.He can get any woman in the world he wants.He doesn’t want that.Maybe for a quick piece.if no one eles was around.He has his choice of women.That lucky guy.