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I meant the headline to sound ominous, because that’s how I felt. Will John Mayer get his dirty mitts on Kate Hudson? Cue scary music! Anyway, we know Mayer’s modus operandi is to pick off the girls who are weak and vulnerable, then date them, then treat them like crap, then dump them. Rinse and repeat. Seriously, rinse, because Mayer probably peed on you. Anyway, it’s just a matter of time before he finds his latest vulnerable victim. Or, in Mayer‘s own words, he‘s looking for “the right person so I can stop giving a f-ck about it. [But] I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, ‘But you’re John Mayer!’ So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”
According to In Touch Weekly, Mayer has met his latest “heartbroken victim” in Kate Hudson. According to ITW (via Jezebel): “John got Kate’s digits from a friend and has been wooing her with texts, calls and flowers. A source says John just wants a celeb girlfriend to get more press. In case you haven’t been keeping track, Jessica Simpson was victim No. 1; Cameron Diaz No. 2, Jennifer Aniston was No. 3.” Wasn’t Minka Kelly in there too? There was someone else too… I forget.
But lest you think that Kate is just some sad, lonely and desperate woman praying for a booty call from The King of the Douches, other sources want us to know that Kate has other options. Us Weekly claims that at a pre-Golden Globes party, “Gerard Butler stopped by Kate Hudson’s table and told her she was the most beautiful girl in the room and that he adores her work.” After that, “they had a 20 minute flirt-fest.” Damn, girl. Meanwhile, E! News reports that while Hudson was running solo for the Globes, she was bragging to friends about a new boyfriend, an unnamed photographer:
Well, that didn’t take long!
Even though our Hollywood Party Girl spotted Kate Hudson hanging solo with some girlfriends after the Golden Globes Sunday night, it appears Kate has moved on already from her last dubious boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez.
The Nine star and notorious man-eater was spotted enjoying a lengthy breakfast with 90210′s Sara Foster and another girlfriend at A Votre Sante in Brentwood over the weekend. She was sharing pictures and stories of her latest conquest…
“He’s a photographer,” Hudson told her friends as she flipped through pics on her Blackberry.
A source tells E! that the ladies looked shocked as Hudson, sporting bright red sunglasses, played show-and-tell.
“At one point, they burst out laughing and one said ‘Oh my God!’” says our insider at the next table.
Hudson continued to play with her phone throughout the meal, taking pictures of herself and sending them, presumably to her stud of the moment.
“She had a flirtatious smile on her face and looked really giddy,” dishes our eavesdropping source.
But at one point the mood turned serious as Hudson was overheard saying, “It’s too late.”
Could she possibly have been talking about what went wrong with A-Rod? One friend offered these words of advice: “Don’t be nice about it,” while Foster chimed in saying, “It’s too late to apologize.”
[From E! News]
I could possibly buy Kate with some photographer. She’s not one of those actresses/celebrities who seems concerned about only dating someone famous. And yet… I still think there’s a possibility she and Owen Wilson will go another round. After Owen, maybe then she’ll hook up with Mayer. Or Gerard. Or who knows?
Kate at the Golden Globes red carpet, and at the Weinsteins’ Golden Globes after-party on January 17, 2010. Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com and WENN. Mayer performing in London on January 18, 2010, credit: WENN.
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28 Responses to “Will Kate Hudson be John Mayer’s latest “victim”?”
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Actually, this pairing could be very entertaining! She, a man eater, he, a heart breaker. I would bet she would get a commitment! haha He might not know what hit him!
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She looks sooo cute in that dress. Even if Mayer is the Duke of douchebaggery, i know alot of you would fall for him.
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John Mayer up-talks himself. He poses with his tatts and his guitar when really, he is a poor man’s Jimi Hendrix. As for Kate, she is sadly becoming like Cameron Diaz, the Hollywood ‘bike’ and should opt for sex toys than dating douche bags.
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“the Hollywood ‘bike’ and should opt for sex toys than dating douche bags.”
Bete
I think this is my favorite reponse that I have read anywhere in a long time.
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@bete-lol, good one!
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OMG Bete! LOLOLOLOL!
Who knows, maybe John will finally have met his match with Kate.
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I thought John Mayer was dating that strange faced country singer Taylor Swift?
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Go Kate! Anything is better than that A-Rod ape. And she doesn’t have to listen to him talk, she’s just gonna eat him up and move on anyway.
Poor John, really. If he’s still hung up on Jennifer, this could break his tender little heart.
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I’m really liking that dress she is wearing,I’d love to see it in green or a really nice blue.
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I find both annoying, so maybe they deserve each other.
Better her than Taylor Swift.
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I too hope she and Owen get back together and stay together. When you look at their pictures together, they always look so happy and completely in love. I think he will have to go to sex rehab before she would consider getting back together with him, though.
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I’d love to see Kate Hudson and John Mayer together, they would make an excellent match. They are both annoying and love attention.
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Yeah right. John M. has stepdad written all over him.
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Tee hee – she would chew him up and spit him out.
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I would love to see them as a couple; they seem well suited.
Hmmm, who would end up breaking whose heart if they broke up?
Will we get a new epic, chart-topping hit song from John Mayer as a result of their relationship and the subsequent break-up?
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Ugh, that interview was as gross as you’d expect. Basically he wants to settle down so he can stop thinking about girls, including the one he’s settled down with. I bet that’s what Tiger Woods thought, too.
Also, when girls say “But you’re John Mayer!” I don’t think they mean “I can’t believe a celebrity would be interested in me.” I think they mean “But you’re a skeeze who’s gonna defile me and then dump me via Twitter. Also, ew.”
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Ah yes, and they could create the ultimate veneral disease, and then spread it to the rest of Hollywood and the music industry. Magical. Spectacular.
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lol, I think they would make a perfect couple. I could also see Kate with Spittle as well. Both would be perfect for her!
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Do you think she douches between douches?
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No matter what I read, She just always sounds like such a ditzy flake to me.
I cannot get on board the Hudson Train. If she is stupid enough to fall for Mayer, she deserves it.
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@Madchen: I tried very hard not to laugh at your comment. I failed.
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Madchen: Nasty! LOL!
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You wish John Mayer on your worst enemy!
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I CANNOT think of two narcissistic assholes that deserve each-other more.Two no talent assholes.Despite what John Mayer thinks of himself he is NO musical genius,in fact his music is horiffic
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She’s not John’s type at all.
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I want to see Kate jerk him around, just so he gets a taste of his own medicine. LOL @Madchen!
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john mayer and kate hudson could work as both are half jewish
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