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I have a question for all of those fans of Kim Kardashian: what is wrong with your girl? I know it’s not politically correct to say “retarded” but can we at least ask if Kim is mentally challenged in some way? Kim’s latest asinine move was to “out” the air marshal on her flight to Los Angeles last night. Once she realized she was sitting next to the air marshal, Kim tweeted about him. Moron.
Kim Kardashian found out she was seated next to an air marshal on a flight back to LA from NYC Tuesday night. Naturally she tweeted about it to her 3 million plus followers.
“I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!” she tweeted.
Twitterers were less than thrilled about Kim’s decision to reveal the identity of someone whose ability to keep passengers safe hinges on his anonymity, so she told them to keep quiet.
“RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh,” she tweeted.
Kim wrote that her sleuthing skills, and not Jim’s lack of integrity, were responsible for blowing his cover before ending the discussion by logging off.
“Air Marshall’s are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!” she wrote. “OK I hope I don’t get in trouble…logging off now! xo”
[From Huffington Post]
Ugh. “Highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight!” Except for THE TERRORISTS. Of course, I doubt terrorists would be updating their Twitter accounts (“Jihad is crazy… mm, peanuts, love this wifi!”), they would only be getting alerts on Kim’s updates. Is it wrong of me to wish upon a star that Kim would have been thrown off the plane and held in some kind of detention for several days, just because she tweeted about the air marshal? Wouldn’t that have been wonderful?
Kim (with Reggie) in New York on February 11, 2010. Credit: Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kim Kardashian, Stupid, Twitter
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That would be wonderful. But given the amount of jail time her peers have received *coff coff parishilton coff coff* for far more dangerous and serious infractions… well, it’s pretty unlikely.
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they arent supposed to reveal their identities, so either she was sitting next to the lamest air marshall who ought to be fired for blathering to kim instead of being vigilant, or she was sitting next to a guy who guessed correctly that she would be impressed if he pretended he was one. which I can totally see happening. he could have told her he was superman and she would have believed it.
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Of course the dude lied that he was an air marshall to get some face time with her. Puh-LEEZE.
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Yeah, Kim and LaToya…private dicks extrodinaire.
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…ooh, but did ‘jim’ show her his ‘badge’??
If this is true ‘jim’ is gonna be ‘reassigned’ for this.
This just goes to show that people will tweet everything, everywhere.
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She’s “Sofa King We Todd Did”
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Further proof that Kim is an idiot.
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Will Reggie hurry up and just dump her skanky stoopid ass so she can slink off and STFU.
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Unlikely that terrorists are tracking Kim Kartrashian. But itt is likely that Jim could lose his job or be reasigned.
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Out of millions of intelligent and beautiful women out there you had to find this one. Losing some major respect
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Kim Lardassian was most likely in First or Business class. I can assure you the Air Marshals don’t sit in there.
Jim was quite the actor.
As to her detective skills, she couldn’t pour pee out of her boots with the instructions on the heels. She is that stupid.
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Yeah, I reckon it was just some guy who thought he’d get a bit of attention from her if he said he was the air marshall. I mean, not telling people who you are when they ask you has to be one of the first things they’re taught at air marshall school, surely.
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kim is a female john mayer….
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I didn’t know that air marshals had to keep their identities secret and she probably was just excited to meet one (obviously.) You are all being too harsh.
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Yes, I would assume the first rule of air marshalling is you don’t talk about air marshalling.
99% sure the guy lied to impress her, and like an idiot, she bought it.
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@ucy2: Nice! I believe that’s also the SECOND rule of air marshalling as well.
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Please make this girl go away. Now.
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Two words: stupid. twat.
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@ debbie
hahahhah I laughed so hard when I read that! She and John Mayer could make the perfect idiot couple, tweeting about each other to each other.
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How is this not illegal? Shouldn’t it be illegal to out an air marshal?
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She hates herself hard because she’s a good for nothing and secretly wishes she was a skinny, blue eyed blond with a turned up nose. You could write a term paper on her and nail a 4.0
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he probably wasn’t even an air marshall,just trying to get down her pants
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Love Kim
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juiceinla:
February 17th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
She’s “Sofa King We Todd Did”
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GOOD one, juicy!
ROFL I had to say the words before realize what you meant
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Who’s she?
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I’m surprised that people are more angry that Kim “outed” the marshall than that the marshall said he is one. That’s not something they should announce to random people.
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@ jane re:juiceinla….
Oh, My Gaaaawd! I had to do the same thing. I was like, WHAT???? Then I said it a couple of times out loud and then came the AHA! moment. Very funny and clever!
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KK is the dumbest skankiest most disgusting tramp on the face of the planet. When is she just going to go the hell away? I love that she thinks she’s best known for being an amazing business women when in reality all anyone knows about her is that she sucked ray j’s dick for an incredibily long time and filmed it. Dumb slut.
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The question is how the hell did she find out he’s an air marshal?
Aren’t those guys supposed to be incognito?
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lol is being an air marshall now the aerial version of being a movie director/producer?
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Being upset about this implies that Kardashian was thought to have some brains and common sense. Those of us who never assumed she was anything more than a twit are not surprised at all that she would do something so stupid. The Kardashians are a joke. Why anyone takes them seriously is beyond me.
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Do not associate the word jihad with those retards!
they bloody give us all a bad name!
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Such hatred for kim. Pray tell, what is the root of this anger! Is the air marshall not the dumb one? He is supposed to be the proffessional here.
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Either she lied or that Jim guy lied. Air Marshals do not reveal their identities to anyone on the flight.
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