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“Sarah Jessica Parker is trying to outdo Madonna’s Gristle” links

The incredibly toned Sarah Jessica Parker takes son James to school, accompanied by around 20 paparazzos

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The incredibly toned Sarah Jessica Parker takes son James to school, accompanied by around 20 paparazzos

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34 Responses to ““Sarah Jessica Parker is trying to outdo Madonna’s Gristle” links”

  1. Popcorny says:

    My gawd, her body is now as ugly as her face.

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  2. padiddle says:

    she looks ill, and her body looks all stretched out and praying mantis like.

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  3. lucy2 says:

    Wow. She’s always been very thin and tiny, but I never noticed the gristle before.

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  4. Miss Thang says:

    EW!!

    Aren’t those K-Stew pictures from Paris ages ago?

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  5. canadianchick says:

    I’m glad she’s staying in shape-lord know I could use a workout. But if I had her gristle arms and veiny hands, I stick to 3/4 sleeves and sexy gloves.

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  6. Jen says:

    The Popeater link is supposed to say Carey Hart, I think. I was trying to figure out what Bombshell McGee was up to with the “Sunglasses at Night” guy. ;-)

    Ah, Corey Hart, he did rock my world back in the day. Swoon!

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  7. snapdragon says:

    SJP needs to eat a burrito or two.

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  8. meme says:

    yuck. my little pony looks gross.

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  9. Jo Fife says:

    EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

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  10. Catherine says:

    Oh wow, she looks like she is right out of some sort of death camp. Throw that girl a cheeseburger.

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  11. GatsbyGal says:

    No wonder she hired another woman to get pregnant for her – that body can’t possibly grow a child.

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  12. Green Is Good says:

    Not attractive at all. Scary, actually.

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  13. B says:

    Gross. Gristly grannytranny grunge = not really sexy in city

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  14. sky says:

    That’s sick. Why would she let her self get so terrible looking.

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  15. JM says:

    put down the cigarettes and pick up a hamburger.

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  16. Jackie Brown says:

    Wow – what a shame, her head must be a mess if she things this is healthy. Hope she gets some help

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  17. paranel says:

    Wow. Really really anorexic and unattractive.

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  18. jover says:

    All sinews and apparently no brains – does she not have celeb friends to tell this looks awful – or do they think this looks good. If they think it looks good, they are as sad and sick as SJP.

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  19. cara says:

    I’m glad i have a little junk in the trunk..I so wouldn’t want to look like her

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  20. Jag says:

    I bet her husband is happy he’s gay.

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  21. Kate says:

    God she looks so nasty. I remember sitting through the first SITC movie and being so distracted by her disgustingly low body fat % that I couldn’t even focus. Glad I’m not alone

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  22. CeeCee12 says:

    Me too Kate. She looked like a starving witch.
    Too many powdery substances are bad for your looks. She should know this already.

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  23. Emily says:

    I didn’t think it was possible for her to get any more gross looking. Although she makes me feel good about not exercising enough, if this is the result.

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  24. David says:

    Um SJP looks great- physically strong and a nice smile to boot

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  25. huh? says:

    “stop poisoning your body with food!!”

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  26. Richie says:

    EWWW!! she looks scary & malnourished!!!!!

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  27. Granger says:

    As women who have always been thin get older — like SJP — the obsession ends up backfiring and makes them look gaunt. Glad she exercises, but seriously, spend a little more time eating and a little less on the treadmill!

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  28. blu says:

    I hate to be a naggy bitch but it’s Sex AND the City, not IN.
    not even a fan, just anal like that

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  29. PJ says:

    Wow — the camera adds 10 pounds, so she must be a stick in person!

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  30. Wholesome1 says:

    Oh. my. God. This is dreadful.
    Heaven help her if she were to catch a serious cold or virus- there isn’t enough meat on those bones to sustain a body through a crisis.
    Has this image been photoshopped to make her look worse perhaps?

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