“Sarah Jessica Parker is trying to outdo Madonna’s Gristle” links

The incredibly toned Sarah Jessica Parker takes son James to school, accompanied by around 20 paparazzos

Sarah Jessica Parker is trying to outdo Madonna‘s Gristle. [The Blemish]
Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt split, for real. [A Socialite Life]
Colin Farrell signs on to a Kate Hudson rom-com?!? Ugh. [LaineyGossip]
Busy Phillips & her nightmarish fug dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Rachel Weisz begged to masturbate on camera. [Gawker]
Jared Leto wishes he wasn‘t so pretty. [Dlisted]
K-Stew makes a Budapest booty call. [Bitten and Bound]
Gerard Butler is in Haiti with Artists for Peace & Justice. [Accidental Sexiness]
Correction: Elizabeth Taylor is not marrying her gay manager. [I’m Not Obsessed]
An ode to the elfin magic of Elijah Wood. [Pajiba]
Jenny McCarthy is closing down her autism school. [Yeeah]
Marilyn Manson is bothered by the Lady Gaga & Bombshell McGee comparisons. [The Frisky]
Kate Beckinsale the Overdresser returns. [Celebslam]
Did Bombshell McGee bone Corey Hart too?!? [PopEater]
Courtney Love thinks Jessica Simpson is hot. [Starpulse]
Rihanna in another weird outfit. [Hollywood Rag]

The incredibly toned Sarah Jessica Parker takes son James to school, accompanied by around 20 paparazzos

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  1. Popcorny says:

    My gawd, her body is now as ugly as her face.

  2. padiddle says:

    she looks ill, and her body looks all stretched out and praying mantis like.

  3. lucy2 says:

    Wow. She’s always been very thin and tiny, but I never noticed the gristle before.

  4. Miss Thang says:

    EW!!

    Aren’t those K-Stew pictures from Paris ages ago?

  5. canadianchick says:

    I’m glad she’s staying in shape-lord know I could use a workout. But if I had her gristle arms and veiny hands, I stick to 3/4 sleeves and sexy gloves.

  6. Jen says:

    The Popeater link is supposed to say Carey Hart, I think. I was trying to figure out what Bombshell McGee was up to with the “Sunglasses at Night” guy. 😉

    Ah, Corey Hart, he did rock my world back in the day. Swoon!

  7. snapdragon says:

    SJP needs to eat a burrito or two.

  8. meme says:

    yuck. my little pony looks gross.

  9. Jo Fife says:

    EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

  10. Tia C says:

    FUG-tastic!

  11. Catherine says:

    Oh wow, she looks like she is right out of some sort of death camp. Throw that girl a cheeseburger.

  12. GatsbyGal says:

    No wonder she hired another woman to get pregnant for her – that body can’t possibly grow a child.

  13. Green Is Good says:

    Not attractive at all. Scary, actually.

  14. B says:

    Gross. Gristly grannytranny grunge = not really sexy in city

  15. sky says:

    That’s sick. Why would she let her self get so terrible looking.

  16. JM says:

    put down the cigarettes and pick up a hamburger.

  17. Jackie Brown says:

    Wow – what a shame, her head must be a mess if she things this is healthy. Hope she gets some help

  18. paranel says:

    Wow. Really really anorexic and unattractive.

  19. jover says:

    All sinews and apparently no brains – does she not have celeb friends to tell this looks awful – or do they think this looks good. If they think it looks good, they are as sad and sick as SJP.

  20. cara says:

    I’m glad i have a little junk in the trunk..I so wouldn’t want to look like her

  21. Crash2GO2 says:

    Way too skinny SJP. Way.

  22. john doe says:

    yikes.

  23. Jag says:

    I bet her husband is happy he’s gay.

  24. Kate says:

    God she looks so nasty. I remember sitting through the first SITC movie and being so distracted by her disgustingly low body fat % that I couldn’t even focus. Glad I’m not alone

  25. CeeCee12 says:

    Me too Kate. She looked like a starving witch.
    Too many powdery substances are bad for your looks. She should know this already.

  26. Emily says:

    I didn’t think it was possible for her to get any more gross looking. Although she makes me feel good about not exercising enough, if this is the result.

  27. David says:

    Um SJP looks great- physically strong and a nice smile to boot

  28. huh? says:

    “stop poisoning your body with food!!”

  29. Richie says:

    EWWW!! she looks scary & malnourished!!!!!

  30. Granger says:

    As women who have always been thin get older — like SJP — the obsession ends up backfiring and makes them look gaunt. Glad she exercises, but seriously, spend a little more time eating and a little less on the treadmill!

  31. Ryan says:

    You mean Carey Hart 🙂

  32. blu says:

    I hate to be a naggy bitch but it’s Sex AND the City, not IN.
    not even a fan, just anal like that

  33. PJ says:

    Wow — the camera adds 10 pounds, so she must be a stick in person!

  34. Wholesome1 says:

    Oh. my. God. This is dreadful.
    Heaven help her if she were to catch a serious cold or virus- there isn’t enough meat on those bones to sustain a body through a crisis.
    Has this image been photoshopped to make her look worse perhaps?