What’s the best way to cap off an evening with a big party thrown in honor of your new hair appliance? Well if you’re Paris Hilton, it’s with loud drunken fighting and a few calls to the cops. Naturally.

Paris had a big shindig at the Thompson Hotel in Los Angeles, all as part of her over-the-top promotion for her new combination flat iron/curling iron/brush, the Celebrity Styler. Yes, we’re excited about it too. As is fitting only Paris, the whole night was about her. Everything was pink. She debuted her new commercials. And thank goodness, she didn’t let little sister Nicky’s fender bender steal any of her thunder.

Paris Hilton has taken over the rooftop of the Thompson Hotel tonight…literally. In true Hilton style, the roof is decked out in pink, from the lighting to the bubbly, and the entire wall of the building is projecting commercials for her latest venture (and the reason for the party): the Celebrity Styler, a curling iron/brush/flatiron.

… At 7:36, the guest of honor arrives with boy-toy Doug Reinhardt in tow. The couple takes a few quick photos before Doug bows out for P’s solo shots. Then it’s time for pics with her parents. Kathy [Hilton] is loving the cameras—like mother, like daughter—until a reporter informs her that daughter Nicky was in a minor fender bender…

…Doug, clad in a lavender shirt picked out by Paris, says wedding bells aren’t ringing just yet. Despite rumors, the two aren’t engaged, but he assures me it’s definitely looking “long term.” Then I ask about rumors that Paris may be jealous of her former friend Kim Kardashian. “Just look at her,” he says, gesturing toward his hot pink girlfriend. “She’s not jealous of anyone.”

Nicky arrives unharmed and sashays around the pool. Guests grub on lobster tacos, spicy tuna rolls and steak and chicken skewers as Paris takes over the mic to thank guests for coming and to debut her new commercials. There’s no table dancing or PDA sessions tonight for the former party girl. She calls it an early night, and all partygoers get gift bags with the Styler and brush. Score!

[From E! News]

So how do Paris and Doug cap off such a lovely evening? One of their epic fights. I love how Doug is always talking about how serious and long term they are (despite a reasonably long breakup a while ago), and yet this isn’t their first police-worthy argument.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning … so much so the LAPD responded to a call — “Drunk people arguing” — this, according to law enforcement sources. It happened a few hours ago in the Hollywood Hills. An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, “Don’t go, don’t go!”

The eyewitness tells us Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began “shoving each other.” The last the eyewitness saw Paris and Doug go back up the driveway. According to law enforcement, cops spoke to Paris and left.

[From TMZ]

I love it. “Don’t go, don’t go!… I wanna keep screaming and shoving you!” What morons. Paris is getting extremely desperate. Though she’s always been reported to be rude and self-centered and really only negative adjectives, I can’t remember any stories of her having police show up because of domestic fights. That seems to be unique to Paris and Doug. And he’s a total do-nothing nobody. Why is she so desperate to stay with the guy? Because he lets her dress him up like one of her toy poodles, that’s why. Paris is hard to have any empathy for, but she should find someone else. There are desperate guys with low standards all over the country; I’m sure she could find a relationship that’s a little less toxic.

Here’s Paris with Doug and her family at her party last night. Images thanks to WENN.com .

In case there was ever any doubt, Doug Reinhardt is truly p*ssy whipped. Now I have random bouts of stuffiness, and don’t really care for this particular term. But the only other thing Kaiser and I could come up with to describe it was “hypnotized by the vadge,” “utterly whipped with the power of the vadge” and “hypnotized by the rotting disease of Paris Hilton’s crotch.” All Kaiser, by the way. So use whatever of those works best for you, but let it be known far and wide: Doug Reinhardt is whipped by Paris Hilton. And not in the way a lot of men are. In an extreme way that says, “Paris likes to role-play and keeps me in her dungeon.” There’s whipped, and then there’s this. This is just degrading. I never thought it was possible for me to feel any emotions whatsoever for Doug or Paris. But I truly feel badly for the guy, and I think he’s in a situation he needs to get out of.

Over the course of the weekend, Paris and Doug attended two Halloween parties. A lot of people would repeat their outfits, but not Paris. There are only so many days you get to dress up in one year, and what’s she supposed to do the other 245 days? You gotta seize the event and milk it for its maximum paparazzi potential. Naturally, Paris dressed up as sl*tty Dorothy from the “Wizard of Oz” on Friday night for a visit with Jimmy Kimmel, and as a slutty dancer (I think) the next night.

But here’s the creepy part: She made Doug dress in a nearly identical version of each outfit. And not “identical except masculine.” If there was a skirt, Doug was in a skirt. For her dancer costume, Doug was dressed as the tooth fairy – in coordinating colors. Wearing a crinoline skirt, white stockings, a wife beater with a molar on it, a headband with a big bow, and wings. For Dorothy, Doug was wearing the exact same costume. Just with the addition of a red belt (nice!) a blonde wig, and for some reason his high heels were pink instead of red. Not surprisingly, they got in a huge fight that night.

While the evening started out in a pleasant fashion, everything went downhill for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt after leaving Heidi Klum’s Halloween party at Voyeur nightclub on Saturday night (October 31).

According to a paparazzo source, the couple then headed to another party at Roosevelt hotel in Hollywood, where they stayed for a few hours.

As the on-again/off-again pair headed back home, photographers following them saw a cell phone flying out the window on the corner of La Brea and Sunset, during which time the limo stopped and Paris jumped out of the car to find her mobile.

Our insider adds that the hotel heiress “went back to the limo with her hands empty – yelling to Doug that she wanted to kill him for throwing her cell out of the car.”

As the limo started moving again and stopped a few blocks away, photographers approached the car to find Paris slapping Doug on the back seat, with Doug finally immobilizing his lady by holding her down before friends quickly tried to block the paparazzi from witnessing the troubling domestic moment.

[From celebrity-gossip.net]

There is some seriously messed up psychology going on here. I’m not even going to try to guess what it is. It’s hard enough figuring out the deep inner recesses of someone’s psyche when they have a normal intellect. But what to you say when they’re clearly totally messed up, but it’s Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt, so there are no deep inner recesses? Whatever it is, it is f-ed up. And there is the slight possibility Doug chose to dress himself like this. But I don’t know a lot of men who like toying with their masculinity that way.

Here’s Paris’ visit with Jimmy Kimmel. The show’s crew dressed up as different characters from Sesame Street. Jimmy dressed up as Big Bird – or “Huge Bird” as Paris classically called him. See, even by the age of three she’d already stopped learning. Paris was hawking her latest line of hair and beauty products. She also brought along one of her little puffball purse dogs as Toto – this time inside a basket instead of a purse – named Marilyn Monroe. She rejected the stuffed Toto that came with the costume because her pup is “hotter and blonder.” She also mentioned that she had “like 20 different costumes custom made.” I’m going to hope she’s exaggerating and/or her number skills are failing her again, but you never know.

Audio Where’s Waldo assignment: try to listen for Paris using the word “philanthropist.” Correctly, no less!

Here’s Paris on Jimmy Kimmel on Friday night – images thanks to Mitch Haddod/ABC. Thanks to BauerGriffinOnline for the rest of the degrading Halloween photos. Note Paris’ flat dead eyes – perfect for Halloween!

Paris Hilton has hit the wall. The metaphorical wall, just to be clear. Although I know many of us got excited with the thought of Paris’s face being smashed into a wall. That mental image might even be one of my happy places, but I digress. So, a while back (like less than two months ago), Paris Hilton broke up with her boyfriend Doug “Budget Ryan Reynolds” Reinhardt. Doug was on The Hills, and he was weirdly orange, lame, dumb as a rock, and gross. In other words, he pretty much complimented Paris in every way. They could be vacant and gross together, especially when they got into those sexiest of places, a yacht bathroom. Anyhoodle, when they were first dating, Paris was all “we’re going to get married and have dumb orange babies together”, and then two second later, she was all “not so much, Budget!” CB even theorized that Doug got dumped via Paris’s spokesperson’s statement to People Magazine. But it doesn’t matter now, because they’re back together!

Less than two months after splitting, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

“They are definitely happy again,” a source close to the couple — who called it quits in June after four months of dating — tells Us.

A rep for Reinhardt has no comment. On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”

The day before that, he wrote: “Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl.”
Hilton, 28, declared she’d wed Reinhardt — who dated Lauren Conrad on The Hills — last April.

“He’s going to be my husband,” she told E! “We’re best friends. It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I’m really in love and really happy.”

[From US Weekly]

Meh. Gross. Whatever. They’ll have dumb orange babies together, or they won’t. I kind of think of it as win-win. Either they’ll reproduce and Paris will shut up about the whole thing, or they’ll break up a month from now and it will be entertaining.

In other Paris news, did you know she’s out their promoting this dumb “Paris, Not France” MTV documentary about her life? In the documentary, she “comes clean” about her sex tape. Except that she doesn’t really, she just blames the whole thing on Rick Solomon and tries to play the victim while claiming to be a “strong woman”. She said: “It was definitely very painful. When you trust someone and love someone – for them to do that to you, it’s really hard. It’s something that bothers me every day… it’s something I never discussed… I also think it’s a big learning lesson, because I think a lot of girls, when they’re in a relationship, they will love someone and trust them and maybe let them do that. I know that’s happened to a lot of people. And you never know what they could do with it. Obviously I was humiliated, embarrassed and in shock that it happened. It wasn’t my fault, it was something that someone did to me, so I’ve just learned to be a strong woman and nothing can hurt me at this point.” Uh… if Paris was so embarrassed, why did she use the “scandal” to catapult her “career”, starting with an appearance on Saturday Night Live the week the sex tape came out?

In one last piece of Paris news, her estranged manager Jason Moore is “shopping a book” about her. It’s going to be a tell-all about “the star-making machinery behind Paris’ rise.”
According to the NY Daily News, Moore is pitching the book about the business of molding “this blond piece of clay into a global icon” with added “behind-the-scenes drama.” The teaser NYDN has is ridiculous: “[She] spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo.” Oh my God! That’s something I never would have known – except it was one of the first things anyone has seen about her. Meh.

Paris Hilton is shown outside Kitson on 7/28/09 (Credit: WENN.com) and shopping with Nicky on 7/29/09. (credit: Fame Pictures). She’s shown in the header with Doug on 6/8/09. Credit: WENN.com

I would gloat a little that I called this several weeks ago, but that’s like bragging that you predicted winter in Vermont would be cold. Paris Hilton, 28, and reality star Doug Reinhart, 23, have broken up. Paris’ rep confirmed the news to People:

It’s over for Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt of The Hills, PEOPLE has confirmed.

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says.

Hilton, 28, and Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six months. Reinhardt’s rep had no immediate comment.

[From People]

In early April, when the blush of lust was strong, Paris told E! that Doug was “going to be my husband,” and Doug reciprocated in his way, separately claiming “I’d love to have some mini Parises one day.”

Paris’ MO doesn’t change much, because she had similar sentiments about Benji Madden when they were dating, and told David Letterman last May “I know I want to be with [Benji] forever.” She then turned around and dumped the guy when he got too serious about her.

In this case Paris may have coldly used her PR person to do the deed for her. E! Online asked Doug yesterday how things were going with Paris and he said “That’s not true [that we broke up], everything is OK between us.” This came after a fight Doug and Paris had at her place on Tuesday night.

Do you think Paris and Doug got into an argument, and then Paris had her PR person call People and tell them it was over? The statement begins awkwardly and I’ve never hear a rep word something like this before: “In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt…” seems way too calculated. They usually just say something like “I can confirm that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are no longer together.” Guess Doug got the memo now. Paris’ future boyfriends should spend a few hours Googling her before they jump in head first. It’s not like she picks guys that are intelligent or industrious enough to bother, though. Those types are smart enough to ignore her.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are shown out on 6/8/09. Credit: WENN.com

How does Paris Hilton have the nerve, the audacity, the obliviousness to call anything “lame and fake”? Because those are the words that will be on her tombstone. So what was so lame that Paris had to speak out? It was totally The Hills, the show her boyfriend (Doug “Budget Ryan Reynolds” Reinhardt) is on. So Paris is dissing her boyfriend’s show? As if, Sparkles. According to Paris, “He doesn’t even want to be a part of it.” I must have missed the part where someone held a gun to Doug’s head and forced him to sign a contract. But you know our Paris, she couldn’t just declare something totes lamers without making some kind of statement that made her seem like an enigma wrapped in a contradiction, accessorized by a Be-Dazzler. Even though Paris claims to have “never seen the show in my life”, she still says the show portrayed Budget Ryan “in a way he’s not.” Paris is so deep, she just gave me a headache.

Paris Hilton says her beau Doug Reinhardt won’t be appearing on MTV’s The Hills again.

“The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC.

Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad’s back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt.

But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt “in a way he’s not.”

“They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.”

Reinhardt’s reality days aren’t entirely over. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV.

“It was great,” she told Us. “He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. With him there, he always gave the most amazing ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai [Hilton filmed a version of her American reality show there]. They loved his ideas so much.”

[From US Weekly]

Jesus Christ, what State Department moron let Paris Hilton enter Dubai? Dubai is one of America’s strongest allies in the Middle East, and we should never, ever let them see or hear about Paris Hilton. She’s the kind of person who ruins our image abroad, and she’s maybe the worst example of American womanhood that we could ever send to another country. Totes lamers.

Paris and Doug are shown at the FiFi fragrance awards on 5/27/09. Credit: RAM/Fame Pictures

Paris Hilton is denying the entirety of the story that was going around this weekend – that she and boyfriend Doug “Budget Ryan Reynolds” Reinhardt were having sex in the bathroom of a private yacht, and Elton John’s husband had them thrown off as a result Paris calls this “a lie” and says she’s sick of the “false rumors” spread by people with “no credibility.” In essence, Paris is saying “I did not have sexual relations with that boat.” No, I jest. She’s really saying “I did not have sex on that boat… but I might have gone down on somebody, I forget. Oh, sparkles!”

Paris Hilton is slamming a new report that she and beau Doug Reinhardt were tossed off David Furnish’s yacht for hooking up in the bathroom.

British papers claimed the heiress was asked to leave after she and Reinhardt were caught in a “compromising position” over the weekend following the Cannes Film Festival.

But on her My Space page Monday, Hilton blogged that the report “is such a lie that it’s a joke!”

“I would never do that,” says the heiress. “It’s so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can’t believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I’m so sick of all these false rumors. It’s not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility.”

During their Cannes trip, Hilton and Reinhardt definitely packed on the PDA, however. At a bash last week, she was photographed giving him a sexy lap dance.

[From US Weekly]

Oh, who to believe? Paris Hilton has a long history of being delusional, and for being so stupid she thinks we won’t point out when she’s lying. On the other hand, the yacht-sex story might have been too good to be true. Which part rang false? That Paris was having sex on a boat? No. That she was at a private party on a yacht with important people? Stranger things have happened. That she got kicked off when she was “caught” with Doug in the bathroom? That’s the part that seemed weird to me, actually. Is there anyone left in the world who doesn’t get how gross Paris is? Is there anybody who invites her to a party and thinks “Of course she won’t have sex in a bathroom… she’s not that type of girl”? Kicking Paris off a yacht for having bathroom sex is like getting mad a dog for licking his balls. The grossness comes with the territory.

Here are Paris and Doug arriving at the Baroque club in London last night. She really is working the same look over and over again lately. Images thanks to WENN.com .

Why do men still want to date and/or sleep with Paris Hilton? I’ve never really gotten her appeal, but lately she just seems particularly gross to me. Anyway, Paris was in Cannes to promote… herself? To go to parties? To be internationally gross? Paris brought her latest boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, who really looks like a budget version of Ryan Reynolds, doesn’t he? Only Doug literally looks like he has tumbleweeds rolling through the dark, cavernous space in between his ears.

Paris’s Cannes trip isn’t going as planned, though. It seems no one wants to pay $100,000 to party with her, and she somehow lost her phone. But all’s not lost yet! After most likely losing the digits of every partying famewhore in Hollywood, it seems Paris somehow met David Furnish, Elton John’s husband. David liked the look of Paris (seriously?) and invited her to a private party on a yacht in the South of France. Paris and Doug came on board the yacht, and all hell broke loose. Something about Paris being gross. Shocking:

PARIS Hilton has been giving Cannes the benefit of her singular style – being evicted from a private yacht party after being caught in a toilet entanglement.

Hilton and her boyfriend were kicked off the private yacht party at the Cannes Film Festival after they were caught toilet pashing.

Elton John’s husband David Furnish met Hilton at the hotel and thought it would be a good idea to invite her to a friend’s yacht party.

But Hollyscoop.com reports that things didn’t go as planned. The two were reportedly kicked off a boat after they were caught in the toilets together.

“David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend’s yacht,” a source said.

“As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking…They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain.”

[From The Melbourne Herald Sun]

So Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were kicked off a boat for trying to have sex in a bathroom. So, so classy. But, really, what the hell was David Furnish thinking? You invite Paris Hilton and the low-rent Ryan Reynolds onto a yacht, and of course they’re going to act like a**holes. This Cannes trip has probably been one of the bigger disasters of Paris’s international grossness… but we’re still talking about her, aren’t we? And that’s where Paris wins every time. We’re all suckers.

Update: Paris has denied this story is true.

Here are Paris and Doug in Cannes on April 20th. Images thanks to INF Photo.

Paris Hilton has been busy in Cannes going to movie premieres, sticking her tongue down her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt’s throat, and losing her phone. While out partying, Paris misplaced her Blackberry, leading a Daily Mail staffer to point out that her purse was unzipped, and it could have easily been stolen or fallen out. It also led the Daily Mail to quote her in an article saying things like: “Oh, yes, oh, dear I have to keep looking!” I”m guessing the real quote goes something like: “Oh F*CK! I have nothing to pretend to talk into when I get bored and want to look cool! Oh look, something pink and sparkly!”

Paris Hilton went into meltdown just after midnight when she lost her phone.

She told the Daily Mail that she had mislaid her BlackBerry phone, which contained details of her hundreds of celebrity friends.

Looking distraught, she told the Mail: ‘I don’t know where or when it went missing but I know I’ve got to find it’.

She ran into the Eden Roc at the Hotel Du Cap and moved quickly down a flight of stairs to the terrace to see if she had left it on the bar.

After ten minutes she emerged saying: ‘It’s the worst thing that could have happened. It has all my contacts in it and the last thing I want is for it to fall into the wrong hands’.

The Daily Mail then pointed to her clutch purse which was unzipped and it was clear that the phone could have either fallen out of the purse or it was taken.

‘Oh, yes, oh, dear I have to keep looking’ she responded, thanking the Daily Mail for assisting her.

[from Daily Mail]

Whether lost or stolen, I’m sure that whoever finds it will figure out it’s Paris’ and cause havoc. Her phone was hacked in 2005 causing many other celebrities to have to change their phone numbers. This shouldn’t be too much of a hassle for Paris, though. She loses and buys a new phone every two weeks, so she’s used to it.

She is not used to anyone saying “no” however. But that’s exactly what Cannes Film Festival organizers are saying to her. She has been demanding a $100,000 appearance fee to show up to events and be photographed, but they’ve turned down her low, low price. The only place that cares is a club called VIP.

The economic crunch has hit professional party girl Paris Hilton. According to The NY Post’s Page Six, Paris wanted $100,000 from party organizers in Cannes to show up at their events, but P.H.– who is in France for the premiere of her documentary Paris, Not France — was in for a rude awakening when not a single organizer would plop down cash to party with the star.

“No one bit. They aren’t about to pay her. It’s not 2002,” one event producer said. “We think she got some money from the club VIP, but everyone else is running for the hills.”

[from PopCrunch]

Maybe – just maybe – this is the beginning of the end for Paris, and the beginning of a Paris-free world for the rest of us. Here’s my prediction: Paris and Doug get hitched in a huge, over-the-top pink and lace ceremony (with receptions in LA, NY, and London), maybe even adopt a kid (do you really think Paris would want to sacrifice her body for another living being?), and in two years tops, they go through a nasty, bitter divorce that ends in a tell-all by Doug and a teary Paris on Oprah. Then we never see her again. One can only hope.

Paris and Doug are shown in Cannes on 5/18, 5/20 and 5/21/09. Credit: WENN.com

Paris Hilton has sparked engagement rumors yet again by showing up in Cannes with an enormous ring on her left ring finger. She pulled a similar stunt while dating Benji Madden and was often seen wearing a big ring with his initials on it, which could have also been interpreted as a jeweled reminder to take her Metamucil.

Despite rumors that he proposed, Paris is probably not engaged to her boyfriend of all of three months, reality star Doug Reinhardt. That doesn’t mean she can’t pretend with another giant bauble that may or may not be new.

Cops were called last week when Paris and Doug got into a very loud screaming match, angering their already annoyed neighbors. It turns out that someone played a cruel prank on Paris and claimed to have found her beloved chihuahua Tinkerbell dead in the street. Paris was supposedly screaming about Tinkerbell’s demise and wasn’t in a lover’s spat with Doug. Tinkerbell turned out to be fine. Whatever the reasons for Paris’ latest outburst, Doug’s neighbors aren’t happy with all the noise and paparazzi that come along with these two like flies on manure. One guy offered Doug’s landlord an additional $5,000 a month over the $22,000 rent Doug is paying, if he would evict Doug and Paris.

Paris is in Cannes with an actual film to promote – the documentary about her called Paris, Not France. Yesterday The Sun reported that Paris complains in the film that she could have been like Princess Diana if only that pesky sex tape hadn’t come out. That’s not exactly what she said. In the trailer for the movie, Paris complains in separate sections about the sex tape, and about not being able to be like Princess Diana for some other reason, most likely because she’s a complete twit. There’s some point made in the film about how she’s created this public persona that’s different from whatever depth and intelligence she secretly possesses, although that’s hard to believe. Paris, Not France will most likely air on MTV this summer.

Header photos and photo of Paris and Doug on the boat credit: Bauergriffinonline. Other photos credit: WENN.com

Paris Hilton sure knows how to ingratiate herself to her new neighbors. Boyfriend Doug Reinhardt recently moved into a new place on the same street as Paris’ little sister Nicky. Paris apparently moved in with him, at least according to TMZ. Though it seems to be just Doug’s house, not “their” house. Since moving in, they’ve had a loud, raucous party that resulted in several neighbors’ cars being keyed and egged. Because apparently Paris and Doug’s friends are 13-year-old boys.

To further prove what good neighbors they plan on being, last night Paris and Doug has such a loud screamfest that neighbors had to call the cops. Sounds like this cohabiting thing is going really well for them.

For the second time in less than a week, Paris Hilton turned her new neighborhood upside down — this time cops were called to put an end to a nuclear argument.

It happened at 1 AM this morning. LAPD officers were called to the home of Paris’ BF, Doug Reinhardt. Paris moved in on Monday. Apparently, Paris and Doug had such a screaming argument the neighbors couldn’t sleep.

When cops arrived, we’re told Paris and Doug wouldn’t open the front gate, so they hopped the fence. Paris and Doug opened the door, cops spoke with them and the loud arguing stopped.

A TMZ spy says earlier in the evening, Paris and Doug were at an event in Hollywood and had a pretty intense argument. Apparently, they took it home.

[From TMZ]

What kind, thoughtful souls. Not only do they have no problem with screaming at each other ‘till all hours of the night, but they’re also unwilling to open a gate for police officers in order for them to tell the couple to tone it down. Lest you ever think that Paris Hilton is anything other than 100% about Paris Hilton. If she wants to scream so loudly her neighbors can’t sleep in the middle of the night, that’s her right darn it. How dare you disturb her fight by complaining to the police?

Moving in together does one of two things: cements a relationship or ends it. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you which way this relationship is going.

Here are Paris and Doug at the launch of T-Mobile’s new Sidekick in Hollywood last night. Images thanks to WENN.com and Fame Pictures .