Is there any limit on when you need to stop appearing nude in public? Or should you never, ever do it? Pamela Anderson at 40 is surely testing the limits of socially acceptable nudity. Always being one to test the boundaries, Pammy is planning on performing at the Crazy Horse cabaret in Paris, famed for its nude revues.

Asked whether Anderson will bare it all in the show, Crazy Horse managing director Andree Deissenberg said: “We’re going to have to talk to Pamela about that.”

“The Crazy Horse has always been about, ‘You think you see everything, (but) you see nothing,”‘ she added. “It’s going to be a sexy, beautiful, creative performance — that’s as far as I can go.”

[From Fox news]

There is no word on whether Pamela will actually be appearing nude in the review. I’m not even convinced there is still a market for her pink lady bits anymore. The details that have been released are that she will be performing to a song, ‘Harley Davidson’, on a Harley Davidson motorbike. Will she get to keep the bike?

Pamela has previously said that she would be performing in Europe to ‘fulfill the exhibitionist in me.’ That statement was made on her official blog, which has been inaccessible ever since rumors of her abortion surfaced.

Pammy might have been concerned that a stripper role could damage her acting career, but after seeing Blonde and Blonder I don’t think it’s an issue.

Pammy performs at the Crazy Horse on February 13th and 14th. Take your girlfriend, it’ll make a great Valentine’s Day surprise.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Pamela Anderson is shown at LAX nightclub on New Year’s Eve, thanks to PRPhotos.

Today’s NY Post is reporting that Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon after two months because he went into a jealous rage after seeing pictures of her canoodling with slimy magician Criss Angel. The National Enquirer reports that these two careened toward inevitable splitsville after being unable to agree on the subject of their joint reality show, a rumor that Anderson has tried to quash. Which was it? I bet it was a little bit of both mixed up with a lot of immaturity.

Here is the NY Post’s take on their breakup, which is now temporarily on hold as they try to put the sharp tiny pieces of their fragile relationship back together: (Which would make their hands bleed, but I’m only going so far with this metaphor.)

Spies in Las Vegas say Anderson spent Dec. 8, the night before her final performance with magician Hans Klok, “cozying up to” publicity-loving illusionist Criss Angel at club LAX. Pictures were taken, gossip was spread - and Salomon “hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss while he was off at a poker tournament. They had a huge fight,” and Anderson filed for divorce a few days later.

[From The NY Post]

The Post quotes a friend who says that “Their relationship is so volatile [that] I’m sure this won’t be the last time [Pam] files,” but adds that she was just innocently hanging out with Criss and that nothing was going on there.

The National Enquirer’s take is that they were arguing over what focus their rumored reality show would take. Pam blogged that it was true that she was considering a reality show, but said that it would have focused on her professional life and not her family or kids or kids. Maybe that was true, but I have a tendency to believe the Enquirer’s version, because a show about Pam’s job as a magician’s assistant and celebrity who shows up to promote stuff sounds super boring:

Money is at the root of their problems, say insiders. The two have been quarreling over the details of a new reality show which will center on their lives…

Just last week the two had a huge blow-up when Rick tried to assume control over a deal for their proposed reality show, titled “Pam & Scum.” (Rick’s nickname is “Scum.”)

While Rick wanted the show to focus on his relationship with Pam and his gambling, Pam wanted their reality series to focus more on her life in Malibu with her two sons, says the insider.

“When Rick balked at that, Pam filed. She felt she was the marquee name, it was her show, and she’d do the negotiating.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 31, 2007]

Their reality show would have been called “Pam and Scum?” That sounds so catchy and appealing.

The Enquirer article goes on to say that they agree now on the subject of the reality series after Rick gave in to Pam’s ideas about how it should center only on her, and that they’re trying to get the E! Channel to pick it up.

Maybe E! passed, or maybe the show is still happening and Pam wants to keep it under wraps by denying it. We’ll have to see what happens.

Pam admitted that her relationship with Rick started when she had sex with him to pay off a $250,000 poker debt, so it’s not like they had the most auspicious beginning. She seems like the type who can’t handle normal relationship problems and just wants to get the hell out as soon as she faces any sort of challenge with her mate. In that case maybe she should get divorced - and never marry again. That way, she can walk away whenever she wants. If she was just leaving boyfriends and not husbands she wouldn’t get as much publicity though, so she probably would rather get divorced again and reap all the headlines that go along with it. As it is we’re talking about her and all she’s done lately is work on a Vegas magic show and star in “Blond and Blonder.”

Pamela Anderson’s Vegas show has finished its run, now she’s looking for a new venture for her, er, talents. Since she’s not much of an actress, more of a personality, it seems like the reality television phenomenon is just made for her. She and husband Rick Salomon are going to be in a Newlyweds style show.

The couple, married Oct. 6 in Las Vegas, will produce and star in their as-yet-untitled show, scheduled to premiere next year, according to a report in Us Weekly.

The show will center around their married life, including their partying at various Vegas clubs and, yes, their work with the homeless, according to the magazine.

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I guess the show hasn’t premiered yet, as it was only a month ago when Pam said she and Rick were “in every night, having sex.” While sex tapes might have been the order of the day for the couple previously, it seems they are going to keep that part of their life private. It’s just everything else they’re going to allow to be filmed for entertainment value.

I’m not sure why they’re keeping that part of their lives private - why not sell their show to a more questionable network, and just call it Newlyweds: When Sex Tape Stars Collide?

I wonder if Pamela and Rick will follow in the footsteps of other reality stars Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, or Hulk Hogan and wife Linda, and divorce shortly after the show finishes. I think that they’ll get divorced reality show or not, but hopefully they’ll show the divorce on the show. That would make for by far more entertaining viewing than parties and charity work.

Note by Celebitchy: We reported on this reality show rumor back in October, when The National Enquirer had a story that they got married just so they could pitch the show. They’re doomed, but maybe they realize that and want to cash in while they can.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are shown at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino grand opening on 11/17/07, thanks to PRPhotos.

AOL TV has released a list of the ‘50 Sexiest Women on Television, Ever’. Normally I can’t stand a list that has the title ‘ever’, because it sort of suggests that this is it for sexiness. People are going to keep on being sexy, no matter how much time passes. Or at least I hope so, because otherwise I’m going to have to enjoy sunsets at the beach in my old age, instead of sexy young lifeguards.

The top 50 features a few obvious choices from the past few generations - remember when Teri Hatcher wearing only Superman’s cape became the most searched for image on the Internet? (And when you consider what other raunchiness you can find on the Internet that is quite an accomplishment.)

There’s also Sarah Michelle Gellar, Carmen Electra, Elizabeth Montgomery, Jennifer Aniston, and any Star Trek fan’s favourite Jeri Ryan, aka Seven of Nine.

TV’s Sexiest Women - Ever

1. Pamela Anderson - Baywatch
2. Farrah Fawcett - Charlie’s Angel’s
3. Lynda Carter - Wonder Woman
4. Heather Locklear - Melrose Place, Dynasty, T. J. Hooker
5. Eva Longoria - Desperate Housewives
6. Diana Rigg - The Avengers
7. Barbara Eden - I Dream Of Jeannie
8. Katherine Heigl - Grey’s Anatomy
9. Catherine Bach - The Duke’s of Hazzard
10. Tina Louise - Gilligan’s Island

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Oh, Pamela Anderson back before she became a big breasted joke, running down a beach in slow motion in that skimpy red bathing suit. She deserves the sexiest woman on television crown, she’s the reason that Baywatch is the most watched show in the world. I doubt it’s for the storylines.

Pamela Anderson is just a big tease. She’s performed seductively with the Pussycat Dolls dance troupe, she’s lured Borat across America, and now she’s teasing us again – threatening to retire.

She tells USA Today that she has maybe “five more years” of show business in her.

“I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” Ms. Anderson says. “But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids.” Those children are Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, her sons with ex-husband Tommy Lee. She wed Rick Salomon in October.

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In 5 years your kids are probably going to be embarrassed when their friends try and check out their aging mother’s assets as she drops them off at school. Teenage boys don’t care if they’re fake or real. I also suspect that she’s not going to be a lot of help in the math department for much longer - like most people she probably hasn’t done algebra since high school. And she thinks everything adds up to DD.

She also says her marriage to Rick Solomon wasn’t undertaken in haste.

“Nah,” she said of her seemingly hasty stroll down the aisle. “I make all of my decisions in about five minutes.”

Plus, after nearly two months of wedded bliss, preceded by 15 years of being friends, Anderson says things have never been better or more solid.

“I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. We’re good for each other… He knows about all my stuff, and I know all his. We’ve always rooted for each other.”

As for how the duo spends their free time, the answer is hardly unexpected for celebs of their stature.

“We’re in every night,” she told the paper. “Having sex.”

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Well, the marriage might have been undertaken in haste, but Pammy knows how to keep her man happy. And given the couple’s history, I’m guessing a sex tape is heading our way pretty soon.

Picture note by Jaybird: Header image of Pam and Rick Salomon at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino Grand Opening on November 17th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

In traditional classy Pamela Anderson style, the busty blond got married to Paris Hilton pornographer Rick Salomon at lightning speed. I didn’t even realize they were dating… or not enough to care. I mean Pamela Anderson goes through men the way athletes go through socks… after awhile it all gets so gross that you have to stop paying attention. Salomon was the guy who videotaped himself having sex with a seemingly drugged-out Paris Hilton, and then sold the tape for a ton of cash. So it seems like he’s definitely classy enough to marry Pam. And luckily, OK Magazine has the details on what I’m sure was an incredibly romantic event.

“I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area,” Pamela Anderson told OK! following her Oct. 6 nuptials to Rick Salomon. “I’m having the best time in my life.”

And while the wedding was classic Pam — whimsical, romantic and planned at lightning speed — the couple revealed to OK! that it was actually Rick who organized the ceremony from top to bottom, hiring Rachel Ashwell of Shabby Chic to transform a villa at the Mirage with white roses, balloons and hundreds of votive candles.

With the blessing of her father, Pamela’s driver and confidante Errol Lyon gave her away. Friend and stylist Charlene Roxborough helped the Baywatch babe pick out her cream denim Valentino gown and vintage Neil Lane jewelry for the ceremony, which Pam described to OK! as “unpretentious and super-genuine.”

[From OK Magazine]

Well it certainly could have been worse. I expected her to ride in on a Harley, flip off the minister/judge/random officiant, and then shove her tongue down Solomon’s throat. But it sounds like it was a tad bit nicer. Pam is about three seconds out of her marriage to Kid Rock, and you’ll remember she was married to Tommy Lee a couple times. After each relationship, she always goes back to him. I think in some ways, you’re always bonded to the person who gave you Hepatitis C. There’s some connection with the guy that gave you your first STD that’s really hard to break.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Pam and Rick at a Virgin America celebration on October 10th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

There was a lot of speculation that Pamela Anderson got married to Rick Solomon in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony because she was pregnant with his child. In some photos of the glamorous event, she seems to have a little fullness in the lower abdomen, but it could just be that her denim wedding dress was caught at a bad angle. Anderson has denied that she has a bun in the oven, telling Robin Leach, formerly of Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous, to tell us on her behalf that “it’s just not true.” She has been out drinking champagne and doesn’t want people to think she’s being irresponsible.

It’s possible Anderson and Salomon had more pressing reasons that an impending baby to jump impulsively into another ill-fated marriage. The National Enquirer reports this week that they’re pitching a reality show, ala “Newlyweds,” to follow their new life together. Maybe they figure their relationship isn’t going to last anyway, and they may as well capitalize on it when they can.

The real reason Pam Anderson and her poker-playing beau Rick Salomon got married Oct. 6 in Las Vegas is because they’re pitching a new reality show.

The show, which will include both the wedding and the couple’s red-hot honeymoon, will give viewers an intimate look at their new life together, says an insider…

Four networks - NBC, FOX, E! and VH1 - are bidding for the new series, which will be similar to the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey “Newlyweds” show, ads the insider.

“Rick assured Pam it would be a blockbuster and they could rake in big bucks.

“He also said they could probably sell different versions of the show - a cleaner version to the networks, an R-rated version to cable.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, October 22, 2007]

Are there any past reality shows starring celebrity couples who are still together now? Forbes.com has a slide show of reality show couples who didn’t make it, which lends credence to the supposed “Reality Show Curse” which dooms couples to break up after the world becomes privy to the manipulated details of their everyday lives.

Just about every couple that has met through a reality dating show has split up, with the notable exception of Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette. Not counting the reality dating show couples, most every other reality show celebrity couple has met a similar end including Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro, and of course Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

In an April, 2006 interview with Rolling Stone, Nick Lachey said that the MTV cameras had a definite role in the breakup of his marriage and that it caused him and Jessica to shift roles according to how they were portrayed on the show:

“Jessica and I began playing these parts even when we were by ourselves,” says Lachey from his chair at the hotel bar. “It became a really blurred line. There was a question about what truly was our reality.”

With Simpson, Lachey played the role of the man who won the pussy lottery. That she was widely perceived to be an imbecile did not trouble him. (Or her, for that matter.) Viewers found her stupidity tolerable, largely because Lachey provided her with much-needed benefit of the doubt. If Mr. Good Guy loved her, she couldn’t be all that bad.

Newlyweds ran for three seasons and averaged around 2 million viewers per episode.

“When you are on a reality show, your life ceases to be reality,” Lachey says. “It becomes TV.”

And TV shows get canceled.

[From RollingStone.com]

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are about to expose their new marriage to a lot of skewed scrutiny in order to make a fast buck. Given that they’ve only been together a few months, it seems doubtful that they’ll be able to handle the pressure.

Anderson and Salomon are shown on 10/10/07 at the celebration of Virgin America’s first flight from San Francisco to Las Vegas. Thanks to PRPhotos.

Barely a year goes by that Pamela Anderson doesn’t indulge in a long term relationship that seems a little dubious – like her bikini clad wedding to Kid Rock that ended after four months, apparently because of her cameo in Borat. Perhaps when he watched the movie that was the first he’d heard of her sex tape with Tommy Lee?

Of course, her current beau is Rick Solomon, the man from the One Night In Paris sex tape, so at least she doesn’t need to conceal that part of her past from him, although for his sake I hope he never watched Barbed Wire.

Onetime Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, a former boyfriend of Paris Hilton, applied for and were granted a marriage licence in Las Vegas on Saturday, the syndicated TV show Access Hollywood has reported.

Representatives for Anderson and Salomon were not immediately available for comment.

Sydney Morning Herald

Pam had previously told Ellen Degeneres that she was engaged.

Pamela has been married twice before, to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and Rick Solomon was married to Shannon Doherty and has two children with first wife Elizabeth Daily. Maybe Pam’s boys Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, could be playmates with Rick’s girls Hunter and Tyson of the same ages.

Just because the wedding is in Las Vegas doesn’t mean it’s going to happen right now quickie style – that’s where Pammy works with magician Hans Klok. Rick also works there as a poker player, which means the previous engagement she was talking about to Ellen was to Rick. Well probably.

“I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love,” Anderson, 40, told DeGeneres. “It’s so romantic. It’s romance.

“I’m not really engaged. I don’t know what I am,” Anderson added. “We may never get that far. We’re in love. This is nice.”

E! Online

Paying off a debt by sexual favours? I can’t imagine anything more romantic.

Note by Celebitchy: Paparazzi photo agency X17 is reporting that Pam and Rick got hitched in Vegas this weekend. There’s no proof other than a rumor, but I would assume that Pam would cash in on the pictures, even if it was a just a drunken trip to a hotel chapel followed by a cheap buffet feast. She wouldn’t be ashamed.

Pamela Anderson may be 40 but people still want to see her naked in flattering light with the right amount of airbrushing. She has been offered $1 million to pose nude in Playboy together with Denise Richards, her co-star in the upcoming film Blonde and Blonder.

Pals Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards are considering a $1 million offer to pose nude together in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. Both blondes have disrobed for the men’s magazine in the past, and now Playboy boss Hugh Hefner wants the actresses to team up for a spread in the January 2008 issue of the publication. A source tells the Globe, “Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.” Anderson has appeared nude in Playboy a record 12 times, while Richards stripped for the December 2004 issue.

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In other Pamela Anderson news, friends of the blonde are concerned that she is partying too hard.

A source revealed to the New York Post that pals of the former ‘Baywatch’ babe were worried that she might be seriously harming herself with all the partying and drinking.

“She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she’s got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don’t think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate,” the paper quoted a source, as saying.

And, things got even wilder when Anderson started hanging out with Paris Hilton’s sex-tape partner, Rick Salomon.

“They went wild over the VMA weekend. I just watched them party with my jaw open,” the source said.

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It’s a girlfriend’s first responsibility to let their friend know, in the nicest possible way, that the guy they’re dating is a chump. I’m pretty sure the man who profited from his sex tape with Paris Hilton is going to be at best dubious boyfriend material. Then again, perhaps the same could be said for Tommy Lee, who gave Pamela Anderson Hepatitis C. Or even Kid Rock, who managed to remain married to her for four months before divorcing her. Maybe Pammy is taking man advice from good friend Denise Richards.

In true Pamela Anderson form, she reconnected with two of her exes right after splitting with her husband of four months, Kid Rock. Of course Rock was also one of Pamela’s old loves that she just couldn’t let go of and hastily married after a summer fling.

Is newly single Pam Anderson torn between two exes? On Nov. 27, within minutes of filing for divorce from hubby of four months Kid Rock, 35, she was on the phone reconnecting with her “forever flame,” ex husband Tommy Lee, 44! “He asked me is it true you are getting divorced, and if it is true, what are you doing later?” Pam told the TV show Extra. Five days later, Pam and Tommy spent the day watching their sons Brandon and Dylan play football and basketball. “They were kissing and hugging most of the afternoon,” an eyewitness tells Star. Tommy may have some competition. On November 26- the night before she filed for divorce – a wedding ring –free Pam was in San Diego’s Stingaree nightclub attending a party for her ex boyfriend, San Diego Chargers footballer David Binn, 34. “They looked very comfortable and seemed to be tuning out the other partygoers,” an eyewitness tells Star. “It was clear that she was there for David.”

[From the Star Magazine e-mail newsletter]

Kid Rock has also turned back to an ex. He was seen out with Conchita Leeflang, who he dated after his first breakup with Pamela Anderson in 2003. Word is that he never lost touch with Conchita and Pam suspected him of cheating with her during their brief marriage.

The GQ Interview that came out right after Pam and Kid split may offer clues as to why their marriage was doomed. They fought in front of the journalist, with Pam scolding Kid for his
love of hunting and use of the word “gay”

Recalling their 29 July (06) marriage in the current December 2006 issue of the publication, rap rocker Rock growled the guests were made up of “whoever could afford to come,” adding, “None of my friends were there”. He later claims, “I’m not in charge of this relationship”.

When his new wife attempted to correct him, stating, “They’re all your friends, baby..”. Rock snapped, “None of my friends were there”.

Then, in a further exchange, the couple disputed the use of the word ‘gay’ when tough guy Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, insisted, “That just takes the gay metre right to the end” when asked to confirm he sang U2’s With Or Without You to his new bride on their wedding day.
Anderson attempted to correct him by saying, “That’s enough with the gay word. That’s not nice,” but her husband glibly jokes, “It’s a new word. All the kids are using it”.

The actress/model even threatened divorce, which she filed for last week (ends01Dec06), when her husband jokes about her animal rights work.

Asked by the magazine if his wife’s love for animals is making an impact, Rock jokes, “Now I shoot the deer and she saves it,” which prompts angry Anderson to retort, “That’s divorce right there. You shoot anything, it’s over.

Nice to know these two are able to learn from their mistakes.

Images from Splash News Online and Conchita Leeflang’s myspace.