Kevin Federline was interviewed on “Ellen” yesterday, and he revealed more than a little about his relationship with his pop star wife, Britney Spears. At first he said it was hard to compete with her, and then he backtracked by saying, oh he’s not in competition with her. Why did he say he was then?

You can watch the interview through TMZ.

K-Fed feels like less of a man because his wife is/was such a big star. He’s a crap rapper, but at least his band and dancers are decent. Here’s a clip of his awful performance on the “Ellen” show:

While K-Fed may want to compete with Britney, she’s not the star she once was. Her earning power is fading fast, and it’s doubtful she’ll ever get back her old success:

That’s not really surprising, but she’s still richer than small countries and large percentages of people combined. You think that would help her clean up and dress right.

So these two guys somehow crashed the “Lost” set in Hawaii and took pictures and posted them on Flickr.

This is all they have to say about it:

Check out the faces they make.

I love the picture of the guy in the cemetary. A commentor on Flickr notes: “This is disrespectful to those dead characters.”

These pictures are just priceless. You know that “Lost” is going to get word of this and increase security on set. [via]

Jessica Simpson appeared on “The View” yesterday, during Rosie O’Donnels inaugural show as co-host. All the women talked over each other, and Jessica denied dating John Mayer:

Jessica, in response to a question asked by Joy Behar: “I’m actually not dating John Mayer”

Rosie: “Really, People Magazine was wrong? Shocking.”

Jessica: “They put this quote saying I’m in love… he’s my friend, I’ve known him for a couple years.”

Jessica also says her mom is responsible for her bad fashion: “My mom does the whole clothing line with me,” and that her Dad controls everything: “My dad just tries to control me and my sisters… that was the wrong choice of words. Oops, sorry dad! I love you!”

Here’s a video of her performance singing that breakup song about how she came to terms with her stupidity. The lyrics aren’t totally trite or anything. Why is she still singing? Her voice is so raspy and wasn’t she told to rest it?

How does this fool keep getting work? He’s the laughingstock of the Teen Choice Awards, but still manages to get a talking gig on “CSI.” Now comes the news through the Pajiba weekly roundup that K-Fed has landed a three-episode talking part on the HBO series “Entourage”

Like the author of this piece, the “CSI” gig didn’t bother me so much as this news that K-Fed’s going to be featured on “Entourage.” I really, really hope they make fun of him mercilessly, kind of like the way they portrayed Bob Sagat as a scumbag with hookers living at his mansion. It won’t really matter, though, because K-Fed won’t get the joke, and this will just feed his false bravado.

Here’s the reason K-Fed has any job at all other than struggling backup dancer, Britney. She is shown getting coffee on 8/29. It’s nice to see that her mom’s still around. What is up with those high-heeled flip flops she’s wearing? Pictures found at BreatheHeavy.com and taken by X17.

Beyonce is said to have told her fiance, Def Jam head Jay-Z, to quit his job! She’s reportedly jealous of Jay-Z’s very close working relationship with her rival, singer Rihanna. He helped make Rihanna a star, but Beyonce is fuming and wants him to step down as CEO:

MediaTakeOut has a good record with getting exclusives, so this could be true. I don’t agree that Rihanna is the one who is going to lose, though. This is going to backfire on Beyonce. You never mess with a guy’s job. Jay-Z didn’t get where he is today by listening to bullshit from women telling him what to do. Beyonce is going to get called on this, and it’s not going to be pretty.

Beyonce is reportedly planning a huge wedding with Jay-Z that will take place this fall on the Island of Anguilla.

I bet Jay-Z is going to tell her to mind her own business and not to mess with his career. If he doesn’t take a stand now and actually does marry her, she’s going to try to run his life.

Pictures from BeyonceWorld.net of Beyonce performing on the Ellen DeGeneres show’s 5th anniversary premiere in New York. Look at ger whip that hair around. The episode airs on September 5th, which is Beyonce’s birthday and the day her album, “B’Day” is out. That would explain the cake.

I would say that Britney is trying to poke fun at herself with this ridiculous cowboy hat with the words “Country Girl” on it in the font used for Cracker Barrel restaurants, but given the jewelry and dress combination it’s unlikely. She has that dress in about five different colors, so it’s not like it’s a one-time oversight.

Britney and K-Fed are the Gen-Y Beverly Hillbillies. They have lots of money but no clue. In Kevin’s case he’s trying to prove that he has credibility by parroting the superficial aspects of a culture that completely rejects him. Britney is trying to give her country background some Hollywood style by grossly overaccessorizing. Both of them suffer from a lack of subtlety and no clear identity or sense of purpose.

Kevin has now landed a gig on CSI. Britney was the one who said she wanted to act after that god-awful performance on “Will and Grace,” but now she supposedly wants to sing and dance again. Kevin wanted to “rap,” but maybe after that debacle at the Teen Choice Awards he’s trying to diversify:

Actually, it’s not such a big deal to get a guest spot on CSI. There was a drug addict kid on Dr. Phil’s show a couple of seasons ago. He cleaned up for like a month, and said his dream was to act, so Dr. Phil was able to land him a walk-in role on CSI:Miami. Now who do you think is more deserving of a guest role on primetime TV, Kevin Federline or a former drug addict who cleaned up his act?

Pictures of Britney in that god-awful outfit are after the jump.

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The NY Post’s Cindy Adams reports that a long-rumored “Friends” reunion is now in the works, and that holdout Jennifer Aniston finally agreed to it:

A while ago it was rumored that Lisa Kudrow said that “one of the guys” was holding up the reunion after Kathleen Turner let it slip that she was approached to reprise her role as Chandler’s mom, but then Kudrow denied that a reunion was in the works.

Now that Cindy Adams has reported it, it’s probably true, and I can’t wait! I love that show, although it’s hard to watch now that I have such a poor opinion of Aniston. She must have realized how much she owes to “Friends” and maybe she’ll be grateful to the show for making her famous.

Over 3 million people tuned in to watch Flava Flav look for love again amongst a catfighting harem on the debut of “Flavor of Love” this Sunday on Vh1. The big scandal was “Somethin” taking a crap on the stairs. Producers undoubtedly put her up to it. “Pumkin” claims that she spit in “New York’s” face last season at the suggestion of the producers. Is it really worth the notoriety? In “Pumkin’s” case she was fired from her job. “Somethin” might have trouble showing her face for years.

Here’s the incident:

And here’s Somethin explaining what happened. Yeah, right:

That’s plain nasty, and it’s so obviously staged. It sure brings in the ratings though:

Yeah, it sure is entertaining to watch people get disgusted by poop. Who am I kidding? If I still lived in the states I would have watched it.

Here are some of the Flavor of Love girls from 99monkeys. Videos found at DListed.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck on “The View” is so out of touch with reality that she says using the morning after pill is the same as “birthing a baby and leaving it out on the street.”

That is the shittiest slippery slope reasoning I have ever heard. Elizabeth had to be schooled by Barbara who said they should discuss the topic rationally. Watch this crap:

Let me just tell you that you can make your own morning after pill with common birth control pills. I read about first it in a health magazine, and had to use it once in college after an accident. The morning after pill is just a high dose of the hormones in regular birth control pills, so this is generally safe, but it’s not comfortable and you should only do it if you have no other options. (You should also consult your doctor.)

You ovulate about 14 days give or take 3-4 days from the first day your period started. (If you have a regular 28 day cycle) So if you have an accident on the 20th day after the first day of your period you’re probably ok, but only use this guideline to take measures in case of an accident and not to have unprotected sex, that’s stupid.

If you want to go this route, just follow the instructions on the chart at the Planned Parenthood website.

Borrow a friend’s pills or take some you have on hand.

If you you’re using Triphasil or Tri-Levlen, for instance, take 4 yellow pills up to 72 hours after the accident. Wait 12 hours and take 4 more. Just follow the guidelines on the chart for the particular birth control you have.

Don’t ever be afraid to take measures, especially early on, to take care of your body.

Mischa Barton is reportedly in talks to join the cast of the once-good “Desperate Housewives.” She’s young, intelligent and naturally gorgeous. That’s gotta piss off most of the cast:

If Barton joined, she could add a breath of fresh air to the failing series, and some much needed competition to the older women on the cast. There are no cute 20-somethings on the show, and it would be a good idea to court Barton to sign on.

Here are pictures of Mischa’s latest nip slip that you’ve probably already seen. They’re NSFW.